Log in

View Full Version : Just wanted to post this for the lulz



triangleoffense
05-13-2014, 02:35 PM
edit: sorry if he's being serious.. decided to remove my OP because it contained elements of a private conversation.

KobesFinger
05-13-2014, 02:38 PM
Didn't he already do this to someone else?

triangleoffense
05-13-2014, 02:41 PM
Didn't he already do this to someone else?
That would make sense but he got me for a paragraph or two since his intro seemed genuine. After a few more sentences though I either thought he copy and pasted it or just has too much time on his hands from his PM :oldlol:

COnDEMnED
05-13-2014, 02:44 PM
My heart goes out to him if true. It sounds like he suffers from chronic depression. He shows tons of symptoms for that.

triangleoffense
05-13-2014, 02:46 PM
My heart goes out to him if true. It sounds like he suffers from chronic depression. He shows tons of symptoms for that.
lol all jokes aside my first impression was: "was he this offended by my views on the Sterling situation"?

Sadly I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of what he posted was actually true about him.. in which case... wowz

triangleoffense
05-13-2014, 02:54 PM
lol I didn't post this back to you via PM cause i think it's weird but seriously stop pm'ing me or i'll report you and screenshot everything you send. It's a public basketball forum and i barely know you and it's starting to become creepy.. i didn't even read the 2nd PM you sent me because i thought my response would make you go away, obviously I was wrong.

Heilige
05-13-2014, 02:58 PM
I am not a fukking troll you idiot. This is how my life really is. All you want to do is make fun of me and not offer any fukking advice so forget man. I am not sending any more PMs out to anyoen else, becuase all you people do is laugh and demean me when it comes to my issues.

triangleoffense
05-13-2014, 03:00 PM
I am not a fukking troll you idiot. This is how my life really is. All you want to do is make fun of me and not offer any fukking advice so forget man. I am not sending any more PMs out to anyoen else, becuase all you people do is laugh and demean me when it comes to my issues.
Not sure if trolling or being serious tho, either way leave me out of it :oldlol:

COnDEMnED
05-13-2014, 03:06 PM
I am not a fukking troll you idiot. This is how my life really is. All you want to do is make fun of me and not offer any fukking advice so forget man. I am not sending any more PMs out to anyoen else, becuase all you people do is laugh and demean me when it comes to my issues.
If you're being serious, the best advice I can give you is this: You need to see your doctor, you are suffering for severe depression. There is no shame in asking for help, many people in the world need medication to deal with depression. Some for their entire life. Also, chronic *********ion is a sign of an introvert personality. Maybe cut back on that a bit, it's directly connected to your social issues.

IamRAMBO24
05-13-2014, 03:07 PM
You're a douche Triangle. The guy is trying to reach out to you for advice and then you post this sh*t in the forum to mock him? People like you disgust me.

IamRAMBO24
05-13-2014, 03:11 PM
I am not a fukking troll you idiot. This is how my life really is. All you want to do is make fun of me and not offer any fukking advice so forget man. I am not sending any more PMs out to anyoen else, becuase all you people do is laugh and demean me when it comes to my issues.

I think you need a drive in your life. You're 28 and still young. You're almost graduating which is a good thing. Getting a license is not that hard, so you don't have to stress over this; just go and do it. For the weight and health problems, just hit the gym and make into a habit. It's going to be hard at first, but just go and get your body moving even if you're doing light exercises. Above all, don't rely on idiots like Triangle for advice. Talk to people you are close to who are willing help and not beat you down for a quick laugh. What a f*ckin low life kid. Damn I'm pissed.

kuniva_dAMiGhTy
05-13-2014, 03:13 PM
I am not a fukking troll you idiot. This is how my life really is. All you want to do is make fun of me and not offer any fukking advice so forget man. I am not sending any more PMs out to anyoen else, becuase all you people do is laugh and demean me when it comes to my issues.

Sending the EXACT same PMs year after year, after hearing advice from half of ISHs posters is a) trolling and b) mental

If you really wanted help, Heilige, you'd have done something about it..

triangleoffense
05-13-2014, 03:15 PM
You're a douche Triangle. The guy is trying to reach out to you for advice and then you post this sh*t in the forum to mock him? People like you disgust me.
This is why i don't understand sarcasm and the internets.. You have to understand I can't hear your voice over internet texts :(

Even if he is being serious.. i'm sorry? I'm not a doctor nor close to being qualified to call myself one.. if you seriously have issues an internet basketball forum is not even close to the avenue that you need to visit to get that resolved. Just to be clear if he's being serious I genuinely feel sorry for the guy.. i mean no one deserves to be in that condition not even the worst trolls on here.. but i didn't really know for sure that's why i posted this here where other posters have shed light on the topic

gts
05-13-2014, 03:17 PM
Didn't he already do this to someone else?

Several people, including me. Always some variation of the same theme.


Just a troll...

Theoo
05-13-2014, 03:26 PM
is just my that have dejay vu ? these thred is familar

D-FENS
05-13-2014, 03:29 PM
I am not a fukking troll you idiot. This is how my life really is. All you want to do is make fun of me and not offer any fukking advice so forget man. I am not sending any more PMs out to anyoen else, becuase all you people do is laugh and demean me when it comes to my issues.

You need to take small steps to make yourself feel better. You can't change everything over night. You should start with the things you can control.

1. See a doctor. You have severe depression
2. Start to workout in your room. Do some pushups, tricep dips, lunges and squats.
3. Go outside into the backyard and read a book instead of spending so much time in front of the TV and internet.

It's hard to tell someone to just walk with their head up or to change their eating habits. The best thing you can do is to change small things. You'll start feeling a little bit better working out in your room, and a lot better should you require medication for depression.

Small changes lead to bigger changes. Start small at things you can succeed at. That will give you more confidence and control at the harder things like study habits and eating habits.

At the root of it, you need to find what makes you happy and do it. I'm talking about glowing happiness. Whether that's a job, or a hobby. No one here can really help you other than guiding you in the right direction, you have to make the changes happen

~primetime~
05-13-2014, 03:30 PM
http://img.addfunny.com/funnypictures/hodgepodge/15/whengodcreatedop.jpg

triangleoffense
05-13-2014, 03:32 PM
http://img.addfunny.com/funnypictures/hodgepodge/15/whengodcreatedop.jpg
You know me too well, this is exactly how i was created. BTW you still believe in god bro? How cute.

~primetime~
05-13-2014, 03:34 PM
You know me too well, this is exactly how i was created. BTW you still believe in god bro? How cute.

you really deserve a swift kick to the balls...that would bring the "lulz"

triangleoffense
05-13-2014, 03:36 PM
you really deserve a swift kick to the balls...that would bring the "lulz"

But still not as much lulz as you and Helige i'm afraid. BTW mad that the cowboys still suck?

Godzuki
05-13-2014, 03:42 PM
this is how you can tell someone is new here. years and years ago this happened to me and pretty sure everyone else at some point lol. i get why you might've thought he was trolling tho.

~primetime~
05-13-2014, 03:43 PM
But still not as much lulz as you and Helige i'm afraid. BTW mad that the cowboys still suck?
I'm not sure if Heilige is trolling or not, but this thread sucks either way...you're either feeding the troll and doing exactly what he wants or you're kicking someone when they are down.

nathanjizzle
05-13-2014, 03:46 PM
is he the same guy that was harassing/stalking another poster through pm because the guy wouldnt give him any attention or advice?

i dont think helige really is seeking advice, more so attention and sympathy.

triangleoffense
05-13-2014, 03:46 PM
... the majority of all the old-timers on here have confirmed he's a troll. Want me to believe them or the few who keep making me feel bad for insulting someone with alleged mental issues? What do you expect people to do with trolls except troll them back, if their not being serious either way why does it matter.. at least get some laughs out of it.

CeltsGarlic
05-13-2014, 03:46 PM
You know me too well, this is exactly how i was created. BTW you still believe in god bro? How cute.

this fella is thirstier for replies than that virgin for pu$$ah

ArbitraryWater
05-13-2014, 03:47 PM
Not sure if trolling or being serious tho, either way leave me out of it :oldlol:

again, he is not trolling... when do you ****in' get it.

triangleoffense
05-13-2014, 03:48 PM
so confused right now... not sure whether to lulz or cry now

Godzuki
05-13-2014, 03:53 PM
yeah i wouldn't say he's trolling. he just really needs to not PM strangers tho. random people don't like getting PM'd with stuff like that, at least i didn't. it was like a guilt trip back in the day so i felt obligated to reply sincerely... but if i got it now i'd just ignore it.

KingBeasley08
05-13-2014, 03:54 PM
Didn't laugh, felt bad for him tbh. OP is a ph*ggot

D-FENS
05-13-2014, 03:55 PM
... the majority of all the old-timers on here have confirmed he's a troll. Want me to believe them or the few who keep making me feel bad for insulting someone with alleged mental issues? What do you expect people to do with trolls except troll them back, if their not being serious either way why does it matter.. at least get some laughs out of it.

-primetime- and myself (Ced) are old timer posters. So is hateraid.

I made fun of this guy when he first did this, but it's a pattern, and we seem to be a group he feels comfortable enough to reach out to. He has very real issues, look at the profile he created on this website:
http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/jtotheizzo7n0/

He's using JtotheIzzo's name to hide his own identity. He has very real issues, and I wouldn't want to be the person to push him over the edge. You're playing with fire. Better to err on the side of caution.

triangleoffense
05-13-2014, 03:55 PM
yeah i wouldn't say he's trolling. he just really needs to not PM strangers tho. random people don't like getting PM'd with stuff like that, at least i didn't. it was like a guilt trip back in the day so i felt obligated to reply sincerely... but if i got it now i'd just ignore it.
I honestly thought he was trolling and that the people who said he wasn't was just trolling me back.

He's either the best troll in the world for making sane people believe his made-up story or needs help ASAP...this is seriously epic level trolling if he is just playing around though cause now i honestly feel bad if he's being serious

Godzuki
05-13-2014, 03:58 PM
-primetime- and myself (Ced) are old timer posters. So is hateraid.

I made fun of this guy when he first did this, but it's a pattern, and we seem to be a group he feels comfortable enough to reach out to. He has very real issues, look at the profile he created on this website:
http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/jtotheizzo7n0/

He's using JtotheIzzo's name to hide his own identity. He has very real issues, and I wouldn't want to be the person to push him over the edge. You're playing with fire. Better to err on the side of caution.


lol now i get why you have issues with me, if i remember right....

D-FENS
05-13-2014, 03:59 PM
I honestly thought he was trolling and that the people who said he wasn't was just trolling me back.

He's either the best troll in the world for making sane people believe his made-up story or needs help ASAP...this is seriously epic level trolling if he is just playing around though cause now i honestly feel bad if he's being serious

Think about why a troll trolls people. They want to embarrass you. They want to find humor in your discomfort.

Unless this guy is a total sociopath, which he has shown no signs of, he is simply a very sad person. It looks like he identifies with people he deems to be friendly, and confides in them. If that is his trolling, he's a very sick and unique person.

Again, err on the side of caution and if he's coming to you for advice tell him to go see a doctor. This is a person with so many signs of clinical depression, it's not even funny.

D-FENS
05-13-2014, 04:00 PM
lol now i get why you have issues with me, if i remember right....

Ha, sorry Godzuki. It was immature me. I'm letting bygones by bygones.
New and improved Ced.

Godzuki
05-13-2014, 04:02 PM
Ha, sorry Godzuki. It was immature me. I'm letting bygones by bygones.
New and improved Ced.

cool :cheers:

triangleoffense
05-13-2014, 04:03 PM
lol now i get why you have issues with me, if i remember right....
Ok but one question remains.. if he is serious about getting help why choose a random basketball forum?? No one would have absolutely 0 friends in real life if they tried to reach out for help. Even people on this forum have tried to reach out to him I just fail to believe that he would have no one to speak to about this if he is being serious.

And the reason why I thought he was trolling for sure is because he brought up the donald sterling issue which has a lot of people heated because of it's strong racial element involved. He sent that pm to me right after i made a bunch of very blunt and frank statements regarding race, speech, legality and proprietary ownership in the US.


Think about why a troll trolls people. They want to embarrass you. They want to find humor in your discomfort.

Unless this guy is a total sociopath, which he has shown no signs of, he is simply a very sad person. It looks like he identifies with people he deems to be friendly, and confides in them. If that is his trolling, he's a very sick and unique person.

Again, err on the side of caution and if he's coming to you for advice tell him to go see a doctor. This is a person with so many signs of clinical depression, it's not even funny.

If he is I'm sorry and will delete or alter my OP

D-FENS
05-13-2014, 04:08 PM
Ok but one question remains.. if he is serious about getting help why choose a random basketball forum?? No one would have absolutely 0 friends in real life if they tried to reach out for help. Even people on this forum have tried to reach out to him I just fail to believe that he would have no one to speak to about this if he is being serious.

And the reason why I thought he was trolling for sure is because he brought up the donald sterling issue which has a lot of people heated because of it's strong racial element involved. He sent that pm to me right after i made a bunch of very blunt and frank statements regarding race, speech, legality and proprietary ownership in the US.


Ok, quick story before I have to take off.
When I was in high school I was a bit of a bully. I guess it comes with the jock territory. Shit, I'm still a bit of a bully here and I am trying to cut that shit out.

Anyway, I saw an article in the paper one day that this kid at our rival high school had killed himself. He was wheelchair bound, and decided to kill his pet dog as well because his suicide note said he had no other friends in the world.
This kid felt so sad and helpless in life that he killed himself AND his dog. He was bullied daily.

I choked up when I first red that, and my RL bullying stopped right there other than a little trash talk on the court and a bunch of bullshit nonsense I post here (that I really should edit). I often think that I could have been one of those bullies, and I don't know how I'd live with myself forcing some innocent kid desperate for friends to kill himself. Very sad situation.

You never can be too sure. Don't mess with people that may or may not be on the edge.

D-FENS
05-13-2014, 04:10 PM
If he is I'm sorry and will delete or alter my OP

Thanks. Good guy.

At the end of the day it is fun to shit on each other here, but I'd like to think of us as a community that has each other's backs in some form or another.

Heilige
05-13-2014, 04:12 PM
I am not a troll. I don't really have any friends in real life because of my social anxiety/self esteem issues and this is the inly place I have an "outlet" for social interaction. It is pathetic and I have issues I know that. I don't really have good relationships with my parents so I post this stuff here.

I apologize if anyone feels like I am a troll. I won't post/send any more PMs to anyone else and might stop posting on this board altogether.

I need help and I am the only one to do it. I will go and see a counselor at my school as a first step.

Jailblazers7
05-13-2014, 04:18 PM
Yeah, the only thing for you to do right now is to talk to a professional. It is good to feel like you can reach out to an internet community but there is no substitute to actually vocalizing these issue with someone in person. It take more courage to do that but it was also feel a lot more cathartic. A professional will also have an idea of how you can incrementally improve your life and carve out of place for yourself socially. It will take some work but if you force yourself to take the proper steps you should be able to improve your life.

triangleoffense
05-13-2014, 04:22 PM
Wow I'm so sorry I feel like an idiot and a dick.. I honestly didn't know and thought that was my own frank and sometimes calculating but yet insensitive comments were to blame and that a troll was just giving me a taste of my own medicine.

If anybody is to blame it's me not Helige.. I'm sorry again I respect the views of this community and anybody who's serious about bettering themselves by whatever means they have at their disposal.

If i didn't respond it's because of my own cynicism of the world around me today and by no fault of your own. I can tell you now that I know more about your situation is that the only thing I know is that i'm the wrong guy to ask lol.. the only advice i can give you is this: it gets a lot better if you just put forth the effort. I was bullied myself in my formative years because of my lengthy frame (i'm 6'1 175 now and the same height/weight even at 15) and know only to respond bullying with bullying, trolling with trolling and violence with violence as that is the only way i learned how to get those who prey on the weak to stop is through strength and focused aggression myself.

As you can see that's not a healthy way to deal with things which is why I felt compelled to oust my would be troll to the community at large.

The best advice i can give you is to not follow my path since it leads to nothing but cynicism and despair but instead let love into your life and try to understand the actions that have led you to this point. Learn to love yourself and your imperfections as nobody is perfect and we all have our faults.

~primetime~
05-13-2014, 04:25 PM
Same here. I mentioned in the BTE recently that I'd never suggest for someone online to kill themself(let alone in real life), because what if what you say is the straw that breaks the camel's back? They were like "well you'd never know anyway so who cares." I don't want to think that something I said might have had even the slightest influence in someone doing that. Don't even want the possibility on my conscience.

0.0000000000001% increase is still too much IMO.
I remember trying to "talk you down" in here...hope you're doing good now Shannon

YouGotServed
05-13-2014, 04:30 PM
Can somebody pm me what heilige said? I missed it.

ArbitraryWater
05-13-2014, 04:34 PM
But still not as much lulz as you and Helige i'm afraid. BTW mad that the cowboys still suck?

why are you such a dick? :lol

triangleoffense
05-13-2014, 04:40 PM
why are you such a dick? :lol
I said I was sorry that was before I learned that Helige might have been serious

ArbitraryWater
05-13-2014, 04:54 PM
I said I was sorry that was before I learned that Helige might have been serious

Now I feel sorry for you :cry:

I'm sorry, brother

triangleoffense
05-13-2014, 04:58 PM
Now I feel sorry for you :cry:

I'm sorry, brother
Yes yes, i'm sorry that your sorry.