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Mr. Jabbar
05-14-2014, 03:04 PM
PG: Westbrook/Lillard
SG: Kobe/Jordan
SF: Bird/Durant
PF: Dirk
C: Shaq

of the bench: Ray Allen, Derek Fisher

they could pretty much win 100% of close games, not funny. Too alpha, too damn alpa :bowdown: :bowdown:

RoundMoundOfReb
05-14-2014, 03:05 PM
Who would be THE ALPHA on that team?

navy
05-14-2014, 03:05 PM
There is only one ball. :oldlol:

J Shuttlesworth
05-14-2014, 03:05 PM
Durant :lol :lol :lol :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Great troll thread mr. Jabbar :applause:

-Lebron23-
05-14-2014, 03:06 PM
You need to replace Lillard with Parker or you will lose the right to decide who is alpha and who is not :facepalm

Mr. Jabbar
05-14-2014, 03:09 PM
Durant :lol :lol :lol :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Great troll thread mr. Jabbar :applause:

i think durant has been beta but will develope into a true alpha like dirk during his career

Mr.Kite
05-14-2014, 03:09 PM
There's a pecking order. you wont win anything with so many alphas

Mr. Jabbar
05-14-2014, 03:09 PM
You need to replace Lillard with Parker or you will lose the right to decide who is alpha and who is not :facepalm

parker doesnt strike as too much alpha on that team, only ginobili from the spurs tbh

-Lebron23-
05-14-2014, 03:10 PM
PG: Westbrook/Lillard
SG: Kobe/Jordan
SF: Bird/Durant
PF: Dirk
C: Shaq

of the bench: Ray Allen, Derek Fisher

they could pretty much win 100% of close games, not funny. Too alpha, too damn alpa :bowdown: :bowdown:
LMAO

BlkMambaGOAT
05-14-2014, 03:10 PM
Reggie Jackson?:confusedshrug:

Oh and Durant shouldn't even been on this list.

DMAVS41
05-14-2014, 03:11 PM
PG: Westbrook/Lillard
SG: Kobe/Jordan
SF: Bird/Durant
PF: Dirk
C: Shaq

of the bench: Ray Allen, Derek Fisher

they could pretty much win 100% of close games, not funny. Too alpha, too damn alpa :bowdown: :bowdown:

Why is Durant on the list?

Denitron
05-14-2014, 03:11 PM
KG? :confusedshrug:

imdaman99
05-14-2014, 03:11 PM
Westbrook idolized Kobe so I'm sure he'd be OK with playing 4th or 5th fiddle on a stacked team :rockon:

memetherapy
05-14-2014, 03:11 PM
LOL! Durant is the definition of BETA.

-Lebron23-
05-14-2014, 03:12 PM
parker doesnt strike as too much alpha on that team, only ginobili from the spurs tbh
He gives 0 fvcks during the season and then proceeds to own point guards during the playoffs like it's D-League.

Learn your Greek son.

sd3035
05-14-2014, 03:12 PM
Westbrook/Chalmers
Wade/Kobe
Durant
Dirk/Bosh
Shaq


Coach Pop, Phil, or Spo

Mr. Jabbar
05-14-2014, 03:15 PM
Westbrook/Chalmers
Wade/Kobe
Durant
Dirk/Bosh
Shaq


Coach Pop, Phil, or Spo

not bad

Ancient Legend
05-14-2014, 03:16 PM
Dirk was never an Alpha, doesn't mean he's a loser though.

When he did win, all he did was score while hiding behind Chandler's and Marion's defense, and Terry and Barea's clutchness.

KD is the same right now, doesn't impact the game like Westbrook does and his defense has regressed, doesn't demand the ball in critical times.

imdaman99
05-14-2014, 03:17 PM
He gives 0 fvcks during the season and then proceeds to own point guards during the playoffs like it's D-League.

Learn your Greek son.
Parker uses 101 picks a game to 'own' point guards. He cheeses that shit to death and the other POINT GUARD wears down trying to get through picks. You will see next round.

DMAVS41
05-14-2014, 03:18 PM
Dirk was never an Alpha, doesn't mean he's a loser though.

When he did win, all he did was score while hiding behind Chandler's and Marion's defense, and Terry and Barea's clutchness.

KD is the same right now, doesn't impact the game like Westbrook does and his defense has regressed, doesn't demand the ball in critical times.

Yes...the guy with the most clutch playoff run since 92 MJ was hiding in crunch time...

:no:

Mr. Jabbar
05-14-2014, 03:18 PM
Parker uses 101 picks a game to 'own' point guards. He cheeses that shit to death and the other POINT GUARD wears down trying to get through picks. You will see next round.

good observation

pop makes em look better than they are :applause:

-Lebron23-
05-14-2014, 03:18 PM
Parker uses 101 picks a game to 'own' point guards. He cheeses that shit to death and the other POINT GUARD wears down trying to get through picks. You will see next round.
I've been watching Parker since he was 17 man, I don't need to wait till next round to find out anything about him.

He is the PnR master in a PnR league.

Keno
05-14-2014, 03:24 PM
stopped reading at kobe and durant. automatically makes this team trash.

Mr. Jabbar
05-14-2014, 03:25 PM
stopped reading at kobe and durant. automatically makes this team trash.

stopped reading at keno

Demitri98
05-14-2014, 03:26 PM
THE alpha is MJ.

DMV2
05-14-2014, 03:30 PM
Current All-Alpha Team

PG: Westbrook
SG: Stevenson
SF: Ariza
PF: Davis
C: Noah

Mr. Jabbar
05-14-2014, 03:30 PM
THE alpha is MJ.

u sure this guy:

http://thestudenttimes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/kobe-bryant-dunks-on-shaq.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-mpglivtXfHs/UW2UhrU-gDI/AAAAAAAAAmI/qz42SU1-O74/s1600/kobe-scowl1.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7HPDJG9F98s/T5MJfaSGe_I/AAAAAAAABXY/-0s0vFlivoI/s1600/tim.jpg

would submit alpha lead to

http://drunkathlete.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/michael_jordan21.jpg

??

-Lebron23-
05-14-2014, 04:02 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7HPDJG9F98s/T5MJfaSGe_I/AAAAAAAABXY/-0s0vFlivoI/s1600/tim.jpg

I must admit Kobe's suits are surprisingly smart for a guy that has spent the last 17 years of his career wearing yellow and purple :applause:

ArbitraryWater
05-14-2014, 04:04 PM
http://i.gyazo.com/9cb0978a1f39e3a070e5f62b26b1ab8d.png

ArbitraryWater
05-14-2014, 04:05 PM
This dude became an epic Durant stan the moment he realized thats the only player posing a threat to LeBron

SuperCereal
05-14-2014, 04:07 PM
Dirk was never an Alpha, doesn't mean he's a loser though.

When he did win, all he did was score while hiding behind Chandler's and Marion's defense, and Terry and Barea's clutchness.

KD is the same right now, doesn't impact the game like Westbrook does and his defense has regressed, doesn't demand the ball in critical times.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AYTQ7qSvXow/UegZomhulKI/AAAAAAAAylc/baxTVKmK3ZE/s1600/retard+alert.jpg

red1
05-14-2014, 04:09 PM
PG: Westbrook/Lillard
SG: Kobe/Jordan
SF: Bird/Durant
PF: Dirk
C: Shaq

of the bench: Ray Allen, Derek Fisher

they could pretty much win 100% of close games, not funny. Too alpha, too damn alpa :bowdown: :bowdown:
nah


u sure this guy:

would submit alpha lead to


??
yeah

triangleoffense
05-14-2014, 04:13 PM
Too alpha no doubt, too bad the game isn't played with 5 basketballs.

BTW Jordan was easily be THE alpha

dunksby
05-14-2014, 04:16 PM
LMAO Jabbar got all you dumbasses talking about alphas and betas :lol
Jabbar :bowdown:

-Lebron23-
05-14-2014, 04:24 PM
I'm laughing at Kobe being above Jordan on anything other than fashion, got a problem?

Nikola_
05-14-2014, 04:27 PM
You are either or not born alpha, cant just become one. Mentally strong != alpha:no:

SCdac
05-14-2014, 04:31 PM
Jordan > everybody else

http://37.media.tumblr.com/8a9443cbf265dc7055389de3f5e04b26/tumblr_msj3uxgWzH1rqwxy7o1_400.gif

Orlando Magic
05-14-2014, 04:31 PM
I feel like Jordan (btw lol @ putting him behind Kobe in the lineup and Durant on this team... troll thread...) would easily be the most vocal in terms of being assertive and a dominant personality but I'm also fairly sure that Bird is the mentally toughest player on that team and would quite possibly throw MJ a physical beating at some point.

SuperCereal
05-14-2014, 04:56 PM
I feel like Jordan (btw lol @ putting him behind Kobe in the lineup and Durant on this team... troll thread...) would easily be the most vocal in terms of being assertive and a dominant personality but I'm also fairly sure that Bird is the mentally toughest player on that team and would quite possibly throw MJ a physical beating at some point.
This. It would be funny to see MJ yelling at Bird.

smoovegittar
05-14-2014, 05:17 PM
That's damn near a perfect team, but if you're gonna include retired players, I'd be tweaking that roster a bit. Lillard and Shaq would be replace by Russell and Erving.

of course, you might be funnin' here, knowing you...:D

Black Mamba's B
05-14-2014, 05:19 PM
Wouldn't consider Dirk or KD Alphas...
Charles Barkley doe

JebronLames
05-14-2014, 05:23 PM
Lol no Kareem on his list

Jlamb47
05-14-2014, 05:24 PM
Westbrook
Kobe
Jordan
KG
Shaq

Mr. Jabbar
05-14-2014, 07:51 PM
Westbrook
Kobe
Jordan
KG
Shaq

kg over dirk in alphaness, hmm...

dubeta
05-14-2014, 08:12 PM
Not sure if troll thread tbh...

Mr. 6/24-carried for 3 rings and Dubeta are on the team but somehow the highest ppg Game7/Elimination game Scorer is left off? :wtf:

Andrei89
05-14-2014, 08:18 PM
Is this the day we get rid of this troll?

Let us hope the Spurs win and the ******* OP aint part of some homosexual community and back off of his word.

Fudge
05-14-2014, 08:18 PM
Alpharant