Do you guys "shart" a lot?

[Fudge]

I've been farting and every time I release, or try to, shit squirts out. Stomach kind of hurts, been taking pepto, drinking water, everything. Been about a week. Scared to see the doctor. Any fast cures to this?

Feel bad for my parents washing my laundry seeing shit stains on my draws.

Anybody else that constantly gets or got sharts? What'd you do to make it stop?

[JohnFreeman]

I had a bacteria infection once, lost 55 pounds in 3 months. I never sharted though.

[IamRAMBO24]

This guy is definitely a woman's man.

[~primetime~]

Fudge I can remember getting in bball debates with you when I first started posting here. THAT WAS 7 YEARS AGO.

Your parents still do your laundry? How old are you dude?

[gts]

fudge.... seems like a proper screen name for a guy with those problems

[Fudge]

Fudge I can remember getting in bball debates with you when I first started posting here. THAT WAS 7 YEARS AGO.

Your parents still do your laundry? How old are you dude?
Dude, I just remembered those stupid debates with you. Can't remember what they were about. :lol

I was just messin.

I am sharting, though. Holding in farts will be the death of me.

[Fudge]

fudge.... seems like a proper screen name for a guy with those problems
:oldlol:

Dude...HELP!

[~primetime~]

Dude, I just remembered those stupid debates with you. Can't remember what they were about. :lol

I was just messin.

I am sharting, though. Holding in farts will be the death of me.
I remember arguing with you for pages about who was better between Amare and Marion when they were both on the Suns

I was on Amare's side

You must have been like 10 or something lol

[Fudge]

I remember arguing with you for pages about who was better between Amare and Marion when they were both on the Suns

I was on Amare's side

You must have been like 10 or something lol
Oh ya, I remember now. I'm gonna try digging those threads up just for shits. :oldlol:

But nah, I'm 21 now. I remember I started posting when I was around 15.

[stalkerforlife]

Happens sometimes to me, too. I have thrown out a few pairs of boxers.

[Done_And_Done]

fudge.... seems like a proper screen name for a guy with those problems

:applause:

[oarabbus]

fudge.... seems like a proper screen name for a guy with those problems

:roll:

And no, I could count the number of sharts I've had on one hand.

Dat moment where you've been holding your shit in for too long and once you're in the bathroom you prairie dog real bad doe

[clipps]

Itchy butt is awful.

[Verticality]

:oldlol:

Dude...HELP!

Click here for solution to OP's problem (http://www.amazon.com/Trinity-Vibes-Pink-Butt-Plug/dp/B0037AEY7K)

[BlazerRed]

I remember being in South America and getting sick, gnarly diarrhea and couldn't control my bowels and I half shat myself when I was asleep. Maid would of had to clean my shit :oldlol:

[dunksby]

I remember arguing with you for pages about who was better between Amare and Marion when they were both on the Suns

I was on Amare's side

You must have been like 10 or something lol
Damn PT have you been right about something in your life? :oldlol:

[~primetime~]

Damn PT have you been right about something in your life? :oldlol:
It's extremely rare for me to be wrong in here... You would have a very hard time finding an example of it.

Although it has happened a few times...

[Draz]

Doubt it. Isn't excessive sharting bad? Meaning something is going bad and you should check up on it with a doctor?

[dunksby]

It's extremely rare for me to be wrong in here... You would have a very hard time finding an example of it.

Although it has happened a few times...
PT it takes a great man to admit he has made mistakes :bowdown: