Ey yo. How many of yall are limp wristed safety sissys?

[King Jane]

There is always a bunch of limp wristed safety sissys with no balls droning on about about the same old tired shit because they don't have any worthwhile input to add. U see a ***** ride his bike without a helmet an u scream "danger! danger! danger!". Yall need saftey gear to change a light bulb, doesnt mean everyone is so useless and stupid.

:biggums:

[Fawker]

this lil muhphucka look like blake griffin. blake gruffin
http://i57.tinypic.com/2drwhw8.jpg

[King Jane]

this lil muhphucka look like blake griffin. blake gruffin
http://i57.tinypic.com/2drwhw8.jpg
:oldlol: a safety sissy would say put a muzzle on it tho :no: "danger! danger! danger!" :facepalm

[King Jane]

I got yelled at once for not wearing my cranial while on a ladder. I was on the first rung of the ladder.
http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img21/784/gdb.gif

man dats phukkd up

i got yelled at by the dang student council for microwaving my spagettios in the library lounge, shit sparks a little as it heats up which is normal an they made me stop, been doin that shit since like january it aint never been a problem til some safety sissy complained claimed the library smelt like burned plastic, spagettios aint even packaged in plastic :facepalm

[Done_And_Done]

http://imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img21/784/gdb.gif

man dats phukkd up

i got yelled at by the dang student council for microwaving my spagettios in the library lounge, shit sparks a little as it heats up which is normal an they made me stop, been doin that shit since like january it aint never been a problem til some safety sissy complained claimed the library smelt like burned plastic, its a dang metal can aint no plastic in it :facepalm

How the hell these people gettin off thinking they can play with a mans spaghettios. There oughtta be something about this added into the constitution dammnit!

[Le Shaqtus]

I agree to the terms of conditions...

...Without reading them.

I go hard mother****er.

[El Kabong]

I use an oven mitt when getting stuff I've cooked out of the oven. Please don't judge me.

[Bosnian Sajo]

I use an oven mitt when getting stuff I've cooked out of the oven. Please don't judge me.

You'd have to be drunk not to :lol

[Bandito]

When I play videogames, I dont even read the instructions booklet.

[Milbuck]

I wear a helmet and floaties when I'm having soup. I know Family Guy made a joke about it, but it really helps.

[MavsSuperFan]

When I play videogames, I dont even read the instructions booklet.
I skip the tutorials when possible

[King Jane]

http://i.imgur.com/4lzrwVB.png

helmet wearin ass ******

[AlphaWolf24]

I ran with scissors.....once.

[Godzuki]

i had 3 bites of steak in my mouth without swallowing once

[DukeDelonte13]

i wear my seat belt.

[rezznor]

i tear that tag off of mattresses.

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/image/come%20at%20me/grand/come_at_me_bro_10.jpg

[King Jane]

i wear my seat belt.
:facepalm wats the point?

[Im so nba'd out]

I take showers during thunderstorms.Call me billy badass

[DukeDelonte13]

I take showers during thunderstorms.Call me billy badass


i didn't even know that was a thing. I heard about getting shocked through the phone lines before though :oldlol:

[Relinquish]

When I play videogames, I dont even read the instructions booklet.

What a pro :eek: :applause:

[IamRAMBO24]

I steal ketchup packages at Mcdonald's.