View Full Version : I am considered a handsome man....
9erempiree
05-20-2014, 05:52 AM
It is cool and all but I feel women look at me like a piece of meat.  I like it because I can have an influence on them but the blank stares they give me is a turn off.
For example, this is just tonight, "You have a nice smile."...."you have a nice @ss."...girl proceeds to slap my @ss.  I wasn't feeling it at at all.
So, I saw this woman by herself and proceed to tell her how drinking helps calm the nerves.  The best thing in life is to eat and I told her this.  She asked me "What is for breakfast?"...I repled,  "You.  But I don't know you."
I don't even fill like F'ing women anymore.   Help me out here.
SAKOTXA
05-20-2014, 05:52 AM
wut
CeilingFan#1
05-20-2014, 05:53 AM
You are so fvcking beta it is unbelievable.
9erempiree
05-20-2014, 05:54 AM
wut
I am drunk tonight but you get the point.  I am one of those suckers that women want to sleep with.
T_L_P
05-20-2014, 06:00 AM
I am drunk tonight but you get the point.  I am one of those suckers that women want to sleep with.
You really are drunk.
I think what you meant to say was you are one of those suckers who women drink to forget sleeping with. Or that you are one of those suckers that sleep with drunk women.
9erempiree
05-20-2014, 06:05 AM
When it comes down to it, I am pretty much "the" man on ISH.
T_L_P
05-20-2014, 06:11 AM
When it comes down to it, I am pretty much "the" man on ISH.
Hey, I guess most need a place for escapism.
9erempiree
05-20-2014, 06:27 AM
Hey, I guess most need a place for escapism.
Yea, it is sad.:( 
Besides copping out my email I cop this place out too.
Andrei89
05-20-2014, 06:34 AM
Where is the picture handsome man....
BlazerRed
05-20-2014, 07:04 AM
wut
nathanjizzle
05-20-2014, 07:21 AM
Wheres your picture? Im a handsome man aswell and i would like to challenge you to a handsome man off.
CeltsGarlic
05-20-2014, 08:15 AM
OP the type of guy who ask a friend to open a jar for him
Bandito
05-20-2014, 08:16 AM
Op go home youre drunk. Youre speaking about nonsense again.
CeltsGarlic
05-20-2014, 08:22 AM
OP the type of niggv who pulls his pants all the way down when he takes a piss
OP the type of guy who rides a horse with both legs on one side
Andrei89
05-20-2014, 08:25 AM
OP the type of guy who rides a horse with both legs on one side
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Andrei89
05-20-2014, 08:28 AM
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/592/360/ea9.gif
Andrei89
05-20-2014, 08:30 AM
^^
:lol :lol :lol :lol
CeltsGarlic
05-20-2014, 08:37 AM
:roll: at gif and morinin texts
OP the type of guy who brush his tongue and see how deep he can go without gagging.
attention-whoring at its finest
rezznor
05-20-2014, 08:56 AM
OP the type of guy who runs out of the room when he sees a roach
Bandito
05-20-2014, 08:58 AM
Op the kinda guy that has a highpitched voice because of his small pee pee.
Angel Face
05-20-2014, 09:03 AM
OP the type of niggv who sends all his homies good morning texts
 :roll:
alenleomessi
05-20-2014, 09:04 AM
OP is the type of guy that would help his ex move her stuff into her new bf's house
East_Stone_Ya
05-20-2014, 09:04 AM
:lol :lol :lol jesus christ hahaha
OP the type of guy who sprays cologne in the air and runs through the mist
:oldlol:
CeltsGarlic
05-20-2014, 09:05 AM
OP is the type of guy that would help his ex move her stuff into her new bf's house
:roll: :roll:
Bandito
05-20-2014, 09:17 AM
OP is the type of guy that would help his ex move her stuff into her new bf's house
:lol
blablabla
05-20-2014, 09:35 AM
I don't even fill like F'ing women anymore.   Help me out here.
maybe you need to switch to guys
IcanzIIravor
05-20-2014, 09:46 AM
OP the type of niggv who sends all his homies good morning texts
The image alone is gold :roll: :roll: :roll:
D-FENS
05-20-2014, 09:59 AM
OP the type of guy that shops at Lush.... for himself
rufuspaul
05-20-2014, 10:53 AM
I am the most handsome man on ISH as evidenced by my pic.
http://i33.tinypic.com/2im058p.jpg
Jailblazers7
05-20-2014, 11:05 AM
OP the type of guy who stands out of a car's sunroof and acts like Rose from Titanic
CeltsGarlic
05-20-2014, 11:24 AM
OP the type of guy who shouts "kobe" when other pulls a fade away jumper
ROCSteady
05-20-2014, 11:25 AM
OP is the type of guy who has a bad day and goes home and exfoliates his face as an act of symbolism
dr.hee
05-20-2014, 12:31 PM
OP the type of guy who shouts "kobe" when other pulls a fade away jumper
OP the type of guy who shouts "kobe" when his boyfriend asks to marry him
TheMan
05-20-2014, 12:43 PM
When it comes down to it, I am pretty much "the" man on ISH.
:no: fall back, son
ArbitraryWater
05-20-2014, 12:47 PM
LMFAOO more of this "type of guy" stuff :oldlol: 
Where's that from?
dr.hee
05-20-2014, 12:49 PM
LMFAOO more of this "type of guy" stuff :oldlol: 
Where's that from?
Don't know where it's originally from, but I know it from these tweets about Drake...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/oddly-specific-types-of-a-guy-drake-is-according-to-twitt
:lol
ArbitraryWater
05-20-2014, 12:53 PM
OP is the type of guy that would help his ex move her stuff into her new bf's house
:roll: :roll:
Just2McFly
05-20-2014, 12:53 PM
this is a roast:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:
dr.hee
05-20-2014, 12:55 PM
OP the type of guy who asks you for a map, because he keeps getting lost in your eyes.
Jailblazers7
05-20-2014, 12:56 PM
OP is the type of guy who drops off his ex at the airport and yells "I'll wait for you"
ace23
05-20-2014, 12:57 PM
OP the type of guy who ask a friend to open a jar for him
:roll:
ArbitraryWater
05-20-2014, 12:57 PM
Don't know where it's originally from, but I know it from these tweets about Drake...
http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinchack/oddly-specific-types-of-a-guy-drake-is-according-to-twitt
:lol
Yeah love all the Drake jokes
This is (used to be) a good site for such stuff https://www.facebook.com/officialdrakememes?fref=photo
ArbitraryWater
05-20-2014, 01:15 PM
OP the type of guy to delete his facebook status when no one likes it
KingBeasley08
05-20-2014, 01:23 PM
OP the type of niggv who sends all his homies good morning texts
:roll: :roll: :roll:
chosen_one6
05-20-2014, 01:46 PM
OP is a confirmed *****t. Kobe told him he was ok looking and he ran with it.
Done_And_Done
05-20-2014, 01:58 PM
lol @ but I don't even know you 
So cute...
dunksby
05-20-2014, 02:07 PM
OP's now the guy who got destroyed on ISH :oldlol:
dr.hee
05-20-2014, 02:09 PM
OP the type of guy who jumps on a chair when he sees a spider
KingBeasley08
05-20-2014, 02:12 PM
Op the type of nikka to turn around when his girl's getting dressed
ArbitraryWater
05-20-2014, 02:21 PM
OP type of guy to call his friends over and watch the sunset
Fudge
05-20-2014, 02:32 PM
OP the type of guy to pretend to pass out in the car so his homies can carry him inside
ArbitraryWater
05-20-2014, 02:37 PM
OP type of guy to watch his girls purse while she dances with another nikka
Relinquish
05-20-2014, 02:38 PM
OP the type of guy who rides a horse with both legs on one side
oh my :roll: :roll:
Verticality
05-20-2014, 02:53 PM
OP is the type of guy that would help his ex move her stuff into his new bf's house
Fixed
Ball So Harden
05-20-2014, 03:00 PM
OP the type of guy who volunteers to hold a girl's purse.
BasedTom
05-20-2014, 03:07 PM
You're considered a little bitch on ISH, OP. That's all that really matters.
alenleomessi
05-20-2014, 03:16 PM
OP the type of guy to pretend to pass out in the car so his homies can carry him inside
wow stop it :roll:
zoom17
05-20-2014, 03:21 PM
OP the type of niggv who sends all his homies good morning texts
:lol
CeltsGarlic
05-20-2014, 03:23 PM
OP the type a ni99a to turn down the volume on his TV when his cat fall asleep
:roll: so good
CeltsGarlic
05-20-2014, 03:26 PM
OP the type of guy who brings roses to the strip club
dr.hee
05-20-2014, 03:29 PM
OP the type of guy to share a Facebook account with his boyfriend.
#forevertogether #loveofmylife #happycouple #trueromanceisntdead
CeltsGarlic
05-20-2014, 03:33 PM
OP the type of guy who says "time out" in a fight
b1imtf
05-20-2014, 03:35 PM
:roll: :roll:
dr.hee
05-20-2014, 03:36 PM
OP the type of guy who says "time out" in a fight
OP the type of guy who has never been in a fight, because when someone hits his cheek, he's offered the other one as well.
Milbuck
05-20-2014, 03:38 PM
OP the type of niggv who sends all his homies good morning texts
:oldlol: Ok this one got me:roll:
CeltsGarlic
05-20-2014, 03:39 PM
OP the type of guy who has never been in a fight, because whoever hit his cheek was offered the other one as well.
Was better before the edit :lol
still creative
dr.hee
05-20-2014, 03:42 PM
Was better before the edit :lol
still creative
I'm so sorry, please forgive me. Please please please....here, have these roses as an apology. Just like OP, I'm the type of guy.
http://www.malanser-rosen.ch/Images/2011_08_Rosen2_l_1.jpg
CeilingFan#1
05-20-2014, 03:44 PM
OP the type of niggv who sends all his homies good morning texts
:roll:
CeilingFan#1
05-20-2014, 03:46 PM
OP the type of guy to suggest catching "that new Katherine Heigl movie."
CeilingFan#1
05-20-2014, 03:48 PM
OP the type of guy to ask his doctor to check his prostate while still in his 20s.
dr.hee
05-20-2014, 03:50 PM
OP the type of guy to ask his doctor to check his prostate while still in his 20s.
:lol
Bosnian Sajo
05-20-2014, 04:03 PM
OP the type of ***** to eat his animal crackers and make the sound of each animal before he eats it.
ArbitraryWater
05-20-2014, 04:07 PM
OP the type of ***** that crosses his arms to take his shirt off
TheMan
05-20-2014, 04:07 PM
OP the type of ***** to eat his animal crackers and make the sound of each animal before he eats it.
Lol
I totally pictured that in my head:oldlol:
TheMan
05-20-2014, 04:10 PM
OP the type of guy who pushes his buddy's GF  and yells shotgun!
dr.hee
05-20-2014, 04:11 PM
OP the type of guy who pushes his buddy's GF aside and yells shotgun!
OP the type of guy who pushes his buddy's GF aside and yells shotgun, then offers the spot to his boyfriend.
ArbitraryWater
05-20-2014, 04:12 PM
OP the type of ***** to tell someone their forehead isn't big, their thoughts are
Bosnian Sajo
05-20-2014, 04:13 PM
OP the type of ***** to lick his finger before turning the page.
Bandito
05-20-2014, 04:13 PM
Op the type of guy that spam a board just because hes retarded
ArbitraryWater
05-20-2014, 04:19 PM
OP the type of ***** to slappin dudes asses in the locker room saying "good game" when the season ain't even start yet
BasedTom
05-20-2014, 04:21 PM
OP the type of guy who failed ***** inspection day in gym class
Bosnian Sajo
05-20-2014, 04:23 PM
OP the type of guy who failed ***** inspection day in gym class
wut....they never did that at my school...lol
Jailblazers7
05-20-2014, 04:23 PM
OP the type of dude that spoon feeds his friends soup when they're sick
Jailblazers7
05-20-2014, 04:25 PM
OP the type of dude that sleeps with a blanket up to his chin because it makes him feel safe at night
CeilingFan#1
05-20-2014, 04:26 PM
OP the type of ***** to eat his animal crackers and make the sound of each animal before he eats it.
:lol
dr.hee
05-20-2014, 04:26 PM
OP the type of guy who sings covers of Adele tracks on Youtube.
ArbitraryWater
05-20-2014, 04:28 PM
wut....they never did that at my school...lol
:biggums:
ArbitraryWater
05-20-2014, 04:29 PM
OP the type of ***** to play dead while you get jumped
alenleomessi
05-20-2014, 04:37 PM
OP the type of guy that lets guys jizz on his face so they dont impregnate his gf
riseagainst
05-20-2014, 04:43 PM
OP the type of guy that lets guys jizz on his face so they dont impregnate his gf
:roll:
ArbitraryWater
05-20-2014, 04:45 PM
OP type of guy to show up 2 hours early to the party to help setup chairs... then leave and come back later to clean up
ROCSteady
05-20-2014, 05:03 PM
OP is the type of guy that tries on high heels "to see what they go through"
Jameerthefear
05-20-2014, 05:06 PM
OP is the type of guy that tries on high heels "to see what they go through"
:roll:
blazersfan52
05-20-2014, 05:07 PM
OP is the type of guy that tries on high heels "to see what they go through"
:roll: :applause:
ace23
05-20-2014, 05:35 PM
OP the type of guy who says "time out" in a fight
:roll:
Done_And_Done
05-20-2014, 05:38 PM
OP is the type of guy that tries on high heels "to see what they go through"
Damn! lolololol
Done_And_Done
05-20-2014, 05:40 PM
OP the type of the dude to buy a 2 man sleeping bag when going camping with a buddy
TheMan
05-20-2014, 05:42 PM
Op the kind of nigguh who drops his bar of soap in a men's shower and picks it up without bending his knees
Done_And_Done
05-20-2014, 05:42 PM
Op the kind of nigguh who drops his bar of soap in a men's shower and picks it up without bending his knees
:roll: :roll:
Done_And_Done
05-20-2014, 05:43 PM
OP the type of dude who offers tissues to the broad getting bukkakked
Done_And_Done
05-20-2014, 05:46 PM
OP the type of the dude to duct tape his d1ck to his choad on feminist empowerment day as a from of silent support.
Jailblazers7
05-20-2014, 05:52 PM
OP the type of dude who kneels at his computer desk because his cat stole his chair when he went to the bathroom
KingBeasley08
05-20-2014, 05:54 PM
Op the type of dude to tell everyone to take off their halloween costumes so they can be their self
#number6ix#
05-20-2014, 05:55 PM
Op the type of nikka to pay a hooker to cuddle with him
Jailblazers7
05-20-2014, 05:56 PM
OP the type of dude who won't grind with a girl at the club because "that's somebody's daughter"
LABean
05-20-2014, 06:11 PM
OP the type of guy who paints Paris on his boyfriend's wall.
ROCSteady
05-20-2014, 06:14 PM
OP the type of dude to scold his sister when she wears white after Labor Day
step_back
05-20-2014, 06:33 PM
OP the type of guy who should've been spat out instead of conceived.
CeilingFan#1
05-20-2014, 06:43 PM
OP the type of dude to offer his buddies a foot massage.
Ball So Harden
05-20-2014, 06:51 PM
OP the type of guy that willing sucks other guys' *****. Am I doing it right?
DonDadda59
05-20-2014, 07:12 PM
Finally, someone who understands the struggle. These gargoyle lookin... billy goats gruff, troll under a bridge type nigguhs will never understand.
But I understand...
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/3386993/tom-brady-crying-o.gif
I understand, bro.
Op jumped the shark here.  Hard.
Bandito
05-20-2014, 07:34 PM
Op jumped the shark here.  Hard.
As hard as I banged his momma last night
Done_And_Done
05-20-2014, 07:40 PM
OP the type of dude to clamp his asscheeks shut before he drops a deuce
ArbitraryWater
05-20-2014, 10:03 PM
OP the type of dude to tie his shoes without bending his knees
~primetime~
05-20-2014, 10:16 PM
Im starting to get the vibe that the OP is the type that does feminine things...
Done_And_Done
05-20-2014, 10:45 PM
OP the type of dude who wears water shoes in the shower
IamRAMBO24
05-20-2014, 11:28 PM
OP is the type of guy who posts on ISH.
IamRAMBO24
05-20-2014, 11:30 PM
OP is so beta he cried when he came out of his mother's womb.
IamRAMBO24
05-20-2014, 11:31 PM
OP is so beta he jerks off with lotion, y'know, because lotion is for girls, and it makes a guy's hand soft and smooth and he's putting it on his d*ck.
IcanzIIravor
05-20-2014, 11:48 PM
O man this thread is :roll: :roll: :roll: 
Good work all around. :cheers:
IamRAMBO24
05-20-2014, 11:51 PM
Op is so beta he brushes his teeth with shampoo.
IamRAMBO24
05-20-2014, 11:53 PM
Op is so beta his breathing is shallow.  Get it?  That means he doesn't speak with a deep voice, so he prob sounds like a high pitch girl, hence he's beta because girls are feminine and if a guy sounds like a girl, he isn't as manly.  I hope that joke makes sense.
Done_And_Done
05-20-2014, 11:53 PM
OP is the type of dude who gets his drivers license lamenated
KingBeasley08
05-21-2014, 12:00 AM
Rambo ruining the thread :facepalm gotta get it back on track
op the type of n*gga that tells someone their forehead isn't large, their thoughts are
Done_And_Done
05-21-2014, 12:03 AM
OP the type of dude who knits his own oven mits
IamRAMBO24
05-21-2014, 12:06 AM
Op is so beta he's asking Jameer for dating advice.
Done_And_Done
05-21-2014, 12:07 AM
OP the type of dude who films himself cooking
KyleKong
05-21-2014, 12:22 AM
Op is so beta he's asking Jameer for dating advice.
Rambo, you're no better then 9er. Calm down
travelingman
05-21-2014, 01:01 AM
When it comes down to it, I am pretty much "the" premier transgender on ISH.
http://devilsfoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/police-nod-judge-judy-animation.gif
Verticality
05-21-2014, 01:27 AM
IamRAMBO24 the type of guy sneak up behind OP while he bends over without bending his knees.
Done_And_Done
05-21-2014, 01:53 AM
OP the type of dude who eats hamburgers with cutlery.
step_back
05-21-2014, 05:18 AM
OP the type of guy to sit down when he takes a pee.
Verticality
05-21-2014, 06:04 AM
OP the type of guy to sit down when he takes a pee.
and oddly enough, stands to poo.
Ball So Harden
05-21-2014, 06:42 AM
OP the type of guy that would let Jameer be the top.
Angel Face
05-21-2014, 07:00 AM
OP is the type of guy who gets injured playing chess.
nathanjizzle
05-21-2014, 07:23 AM
Op the type of guy that shops at the mall while holding a starbucks frapalatte
OP the type of guy who presses his butt down hard when cycling just to see how far up the saddle can go.
Bandito
05-21-2014, 08:16 AM
Op the kinda guy that wears a helmet when playing a motorcycle game in an arcade.
Done_And_Done
05-21-2014, 08:40 AM
OP the type of dude who appreciates the little things in life.
Bandito
05-21-2014, 09:06 AM
Op the kinda dude that clenches his butt when he about to do a prostate exam
Done_And_Done
05-21-2014, 09:07 AM
Op the kinda dude that clenches his butt when he about to do a prostate exam
lololol
dr.hee
05-21-2014, 09:09 AM
OP the type of guy to promise to bring the stars down from the sky for you after he bought you a drink.
Done_And_Done
05-21-2014, 09:10 AM
OP the type of dude who watches women's beach volleyball because he appreciates the athleticism
dr.hee
05-21-2014, 09:13 AM
OP the type of guy to admire horses because they're such noble creatures.
Done_And_Done
05-21-2014, 09:18 AM
OP the type of dude who goes to strip clubs for the food
Done_And_Done
05-21-2014, 09:19 AM
OP the type of dude who eats a hotdog like a popsicle
dr.hee
05-21-2014, 09:22 AM
OP the type of dude who eats a hotdog like a popsicle
OP the type of dude who eats a hotdog like a popsicle while holding eye contact with his bros.
Done_And_Done
05-21-2014, 09:25 AM
OP the type of dude who eats a hotdog like a popsicle while holding eye contact with his bros.
:lol 
Nice add on
dr.hee
05-21-2014, 09:31 AM
:lol 
Nice add on
For the full OP experience, imagine him doing it in slow motion, because as OP likes to say...the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
OP the type of guy to post vegan meals on Instagram, because he's a #foodie. 
#yummy #foodgasm
Bandito
05-21-2014, 09:40 AM
Op the kinda guy that close his eyes when hes watching porn because of feminism
dr.hee
05-21-2014, 09:49 AM
Op the kinda guy that close his eyes when hes watching porn because of feminism
OP the type of guy to tell everyone in a lecture about History of Feminism that to him it should be called "Herstory of Feminism".
Done_And_Done
05-21-2014, 09:58 AM
OP the type of dude who pays for a lap dance to talk
nathanjizzle
05-21-2014, 10:10 AM
OP the kind of dude that tucks his ***** in between his legs while standing in front of a mirror.
nathanjizzle
05-21-2014, 10:10 AM
OP the type of guy to admire horses because they're such noble creatures.
**** you, horses are majestic creatures.
Done_And_Done
05-21-2014, 10:17 AM
OP is the type of dude who plays solitaire with real cards while laying in bed
Done_And_Done
05-21-2014, 10:20 AM
OP the type of dude who shoves a pad down his briefs and a tampon up his ass, to honor feminism
dr.hee
05-21-2014, 10:21 AM
**** you, horses are majestic creatures.
I you need someone to listen...
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003674095/4030118591_sad_i_know_that_feel_bro_l_answer_3_xla rge.png
rufuspaul
05-21-2014, 10:27 AM
This might just be the thread of the year so far.
Jailblazers7
05-21-2014, 10:30 AM
OP the type of dude that lays his coat down over a puddle for women walking down the street
DonD13
05-21-2014, 10:32 AM
I don't even fill like F'ing women
http://i.imgur.com/dnJBOxM.jpg
dr.hee
05-21-2014, 10:33 AM
OP the type of guy who went to law school because he was so inspired after watching Erin Brockovich.
riseagainst
05-21-2014, 10:41 AM
OP is a legend.
:bowdown:
Done_And_Done
05-21-2014, 10:41 AM
OP the type of dude who gets all "you go girl" when the stripper he's talking to says she working to pay through school.
CeltsGarlic
05-21-2014, 11:06 AM
OP the type of niggv who drinks the milk out of his homies cereal bowl after they are finished
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: whatthehell :lol
Done_And_Done
05-21-2014, 01:19 PM
OP the type of niggv who drinks the milk out of his homies cereal bowl after they are finished
:roll: 
OP the type of dude to dance with a random at a club and text her as soon as he gets home asking "what are we?"
TheMan
05-21-2014, 02:32 PM
OP the type of dude who goes to the movie theatre to watch Twilight by himself
fvcking fggot
riseagainst
05-21-2014, 02:48 PM
OP the type of dude who goes to the movie theatre to watch Twilight by himself
fvcking fggot
sad to say.... I did that.........................................twice .
Done_And_Done
05-21-2014, 02:51 PM
sad to say.... I did that.........................................twice .
Eww
Done_And_Done
05-21-2014, 02:52 PM
OP is the type of dude who wipes his ass before he shits
Done_And_Done
05-21-2014, 03:10 PM
OP the type of dude to piss in the urinal right next to you, even though like eight others are available.
Detest people that do that. This segues my next one perfectly though.
OP the type of dude who pulls his pants all the way down to take a leak in a urinal
~primetime~
05-21-2014, 03:21 PM
...
OP the type of niggv who pulls his pants all the way down when he takes a piss
~primetime~
05-21-2014, 03:23 PM
https://twitter.com/DrizzyTheType
^^^ half of these coming from there
KingBeasley08
05-21-2014, 03:28 PM
op the type of the guy to cry while beating his meat because he thinks he's cheating on his girl
ArbitraryWater
05-21-2014, 03:35 PM
Rambo ruining the thread :facepalm gotta get it back on track
op the type of n*gga that tells someone their forehead isn't large, their thoughts are
already coped that shit bru :no: :banana:
KingBeasley08
05-21-2014, 03:37 PM
already coped that shit bru :no: :banana:
shiiiiit
how about
op the type of guy that takes a girl's virginity and tries to give it back
ArbitraryWater
05-21-2014, 03:41 PM
shiiiiit
how about
op the type of guy that takes a girl's virginity and tries to give it back
OP the type of guy that'll stop you mid conversation to wipe a smudge off your face
IamRAMBO24
05-21-2014, 03:42 PM
This is getting lame.
Bandito
05-21-2014, 03:46 PM
Op the kinda guy that still sleeps with his light on.
Done_And_Done
05-21-2014, 03:56 PM
OP the type of dude who wears Velcro panties
IamRAMBO24
05-21-2014, 03:57 PM
Op the kinda guy that still sleeps with his light on.
Oh because he's like a little kid?  I get it.  Not funny.
IamRAMBO24
05-21-2014, 03:58 PM
OP the type of dude who wears Velcro panties
This doesn't even make sense.  What are these?
IamRAMBO24
05-21-2014, 03:59 PM
shiiiiit
how about
op the type of guy that takes a girl's virginity and tries to give it back
So he takes her virginity, and then he tries to give it back? WTF are you talking about?  Not funny.
IamRAMBO24
05-21-2014, 04:00 PM
OP the type of niggv who drinks the milk out of his homies cereal bowl after they are finished
Now this is funny.
Bandito
05-21-2014, 04:02 PM
IamRambo is so gay, when they asked him for a sperm sample, he farts into a cup.
Done_And_Done
05-21-2014, 04:03 PM
This doesn't even make sense.  What are these?
Dude likes the sensation of the Velc around his goocher. Makes perfect sense actually.
Done_And_Done
05-21-2014, 04:03 PM
IamRambo is so gay, when they asked him for a sperm sample, he farts into a cup.
Now THAT is funny :roll:
Bandito
05-21-2014, 04:04 PM
iamRambo is so gay, on his license under sex it says ****
IamRAMBO24
05-21-2014, 04:09 PM
What's next mom jokes?
IamRAMBO24
05-21-2014, 04:10 PM
Dude likes the sensation of the Velc around his goocher. Makes perfect sense actually.
Ok?  Is this something people actually wear?  Pics?
Bandito
05-21-2014, 04:12 PM
What's next mom jokes?
Is not her fault your life is sad.
Done_And_Done
05-21-2014, 04:44 PM
Ok?  Is this something people actually wear?  Pics?
The f*uck am I supposed to know.
Andrei89
05-21-2014, 04:46 PM
OP the type of guy to admire horses because they're such noble creatures.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
dr.hee
05-21-2014, 04:53 PM
OP the type of dude to cry at a John Mayer concert.
TheMan
05-21-2014, 05:35 PM
sad to say.... I did that.........................................twice .
I used to hold you in high regard...used to :facepalm :lol
nightprowler10
05-21-2014, 05:38 PM
OP the type of dude who goes to the movie theatre to watch Twilight by himself
fvcking fggot
OP the type of dude who read the twilight books. All of them.
Ball So Harden
05-21-2014, 06:49 PM
OP the type of dude to give his girl a strap-on to make things even.
Ball So Harden
05-21-2014, 06:50 PM
IamRambo is so gay, when they asked him for a sperm sample, he farts into a cup.
:roll:
IamRAMBO24
05-21-2014, 08:26 PM
IamRambo is so gay, when they asked him for a sperm sample, he farts into a cup.
Now you're ripping off jokes.
IamRAMBO24
05-21-2014, 08:27 PM
OP the type of dude who read the twilight books. All of them.
Someone has already said this.
IamRAMBO24
05-21-2014, 08:28 PM
OP the type of dude to give his girl a strap-on to make things even.
So to make things even he gives her a strap on?  But aren't strap ons usually bigger than the actual ***** size?  How does that make it even?  Explain.
IamRAMBO24
05-21-2014, 08:31 PM
OP the type of dude to cry at a John Mayer concert.
I don't think that's what the concert is known for.  If you say something like "OP is the type of guy who faints at a Michael Jackson concert, a lot more people will get the reference," but not a lot of people, especially kids on ISH, know John Mayer, let alone, he is known to make men cry at his concert.  This is a horrible line.
travelingman
05-21-2014, 08:36 PM
OP is the type of dude who gets a brick put in his face and doesn't know what to do with it.
Done_And_Done
05-21-2014, 09:12 PM
I don't think that's what the concert is known for.  If you say something like "OP is the type of guy who faints at a Michael Jackson concert, a lot more people will get the reference," but not a lot of people, especially kids on ISH, know John Mayer, let alone, he is known to make men cry at his concert.  This is a horrible line.
You're such a critical thinker Rambo. Breaking down every minute detail of a simple joke to its bare bones lol
Ever consider being a PI?
Done_And_Done
05-21-2014, 09:13 PM
OP the type of dude who refers to wife beaters as tank tops
IamRAMBO24
05-21-2014, 11:21 PM
You're such a critical thinker Rambo. Breaking down every minute detail of a simple joke to its bare bones lol
Ever consider being a PI?
I have successfully killed this thread.  The jokes are getting way too lame and plus everyone is ganging up on one poster, which is as beta as it can get.
travelingman
05-21-2014, 11:35 PM
You're such a critical thinker Rambo. Breaking down every minute detail of a simple joke to its bare bones lol
Ever consider being a PI?
Pvnis Inspector? GOAT potential.
DonDadda59
05-21-2014, 11:35 PM
I have successfully killed this thread.  The jokes are getting way too lame and plus everyone is ganging up on one poster, which is as beta as it can get.
Serious question- are you as socially awkward in your everyday life as you are on the internet?
IamRAMBO24
05-21-2014, 11:44 PM
Serious question- are you as socially awkward in your everyday life as you are on the internet?
You mean am I as big of a d*ck in real life as I am on here?  Absolutely.
KingBeasley08
05-21-2014, 11:45 PM
op the type of guy that thinks Rambo's a good poster
DonDadda59
05-21-2014, 11:53 PM
You mean am I as big of a d*ck in real life as I am on here?  Absolutely.
No. I mean do you have Asperger's Syndrome?
Bandito
05-22-2014, 12:10 AM
I have successfully killed this thread.  The jokes are getting way too lame and plus everyone is ganging up on one poster, which is as beta as it can get.
Oh please...here we have the ****** police.:coleman:
stalkerforlife
05-22-2014, 12:23 AM
It is cool and all but I feel women look at me like a piece of meat.  I like it because I can have an influence on them but the blank stares they give me is a turn off.
For example, this is just tonight, "You have a nice smile."...."you have a nice @ss."...girl proceeds to slap my @ss.  I wasn't feeling it at at all.
So, I saw this woman by herself and proceed to tell her how drinking helps calm the nerves.  The best thing in life is to eat and I told her this.  She asked me "What is for breakfast?"...I repled,  "You.  But I don't know you."
I don't even fill like F'ing women anymore.   Help me out here.
:applause: 
I'm ugly, but I appreciate alphas such as yourself.
PistonsFan#21
05-22-2014, 12:31 AM
OP is the type of guy that starts singing during a freestyle rap battle with his homies
dr.hee
05-22-2014, 01:09 AM
OP the type of guy to sing My Heart Will Go On at Karaoke bars. It's from his favorite movie.
Done_And_Done
05-22-2014, 01:37 PM
OP the type of dude to apply to be on Trading Spaces. 
Trading Spaces ass nikka..
IamRAMBO24
05-22-2014, 05:43 PM
No. I mean do you have Asperger's Syndrome?
Pretty much I see a battle as lopsided as Anne Hathaway on a seesaw with Rosie O Donnell.  The entire forum is picking on one guy.  Don't you see the irony in that?  You're making fun of dude by calling him beta when your stupid a*s is bullying the f*ck out of him with all your stupid sheep friends.  That is as beta as it gets.
IamRAMBO24
05-22-2014, 05:47 PM
To top it off, beta jokes are some of the easiest ones to pull off.  "OP is so beta *insert feminine reference* ..." and some of you idiots can't even pull it off correctly.  One dude was like, "OH HE'S SO BETA HEHE WHEN HE SCREWED HIS GF AND TOOK HER VIRGINITY, GUESS WHAT HEHE, HE GAVE IT BACK .. BECAUSE HE'S SOFT HEHE."  What a f*ckin retard.  This is nothing more than a cringe thread and what's even more pathetic is Bandito over there is googling jokes and repeating it in here because he's so humorless he can't even think of one on his own.  I would rather do a cartwheel and sh*t in my mouth than to see such a lame attempt at humor.
Jailblazers7
05-22-2014, 05:49 PM
Pretty much I see a battle as lopsided as Anne Hathaway on a seesaw with Rosie O Donnell.  The entire forum is picking on one guy.  Don't you see the irony in that?  You're making fun of dude by calling him beta when your stupid a*s is bullying the f*ck out of him with all your stupid sheep friends.  That is as beta as it gets.
Lol it wasn't really even about him it was more about just coming up with those "type of guy" jokes. If OP couldn't take this thread as good fun then he prob shouldn't be on the internet.
Le Shaqtus
05-22-2014, 06:00 PM
To top it off, beta jokes are some of the easiest ones to pull off.  "OP is so beta *insert feminine reference* ..." and some of you idiots can't even pull it off correctly.  One dude was like, "OH HE'S SO BETA HEHE WHEN HE SCREWED HIS GF AND TOOK HER VIRGINITY, GUESS WHAT HEHE, HE GAVE IT BACK .. BECAUSE HE'S SOFT HEHE."  What a f*ckin retard.  This is nothing more than a cringe thread and what's even more pathetic is Bandito over there is googling jokes and repeating it in here because he's so humorless he can't even think of one on his own.  I would rather do a cartwheel and sh*t in my mouth than to see such a lame attempt at humor.
Are you done trying to get attention?
Bandito
05-22-2014, 08:16 PM
To top it off, beta jokes are some of the easiest ones to pull off.  "OP is so beta *insert feminine reference* ..." and some of you idiots can't even pull it off correctly.  One dude was like, "OH HE'S SO BETA HEHE WHEN HE SCREWED HIS GF AND TOOK HER VIRGINITY, GUESS WHAT HEHE, HE GAVE IT BACK .. BECAUSE HE'S SOFT HEHE."  What a f*ckin retard.  This is nothing more than a cringe thread and what's even more pathetic is Bandito over there is googling jokes and repeating it in here because he's so humorless he can't even think of one on his own.  I would rather do a cartwheel and sh*t in my mouth than to see such a lame attempt at humor.
Why are you mentioning me specifically? Is this what people called living rent free in someone's head?:lol
Bandito
05-22-2014, 08:25 PM
IamRambo is so gay that when you look in the encyclopedia for the definition of homosexual a picture of IamRambo is there describing the term.
DonDadda59
05-22-2014, 08:35 PM
Pretty much I see a battle as lopsided as Anne Hathaway on a seesaw with Rosie O Donnell.  The entire forum is picking on one guy.  Don't you see the irony in that?  You're making fun of dude by calling him beta when your stupid a*s is bullying the f*ck out of him with all your stupid sheep friends.  That is as beta as it gets.
Where was I bullying anyone, bruh? 
And thank you for answering my question, even if indirectly. Hopefully you're getting all the help and resources you need :cheers:
oarabbus
05-22-2014, 08:39 PM
OP the kind of guy to keep a spare pocket protector in his fanny pack
IamRAMBO24
05-22-2014, 08:41 PM
OP the kind of guy to keep a spare pocket protector in his fanny pack
Not funny.
IamRAMBO24
05-22-2014, 08:42 PM
Why are you mentioning me specifically? Is this what people called living rent free in someone's head?:lol
I caught you repeating jokes.
IamRAMBO24
05-22-2014, 08:44 PM
Where was I bullying anyone, bruh? 
And thank you for answering my question, even if indirectly. Hopefully you're getting all the help and resources you need :cheers:
1.  Multiple posters decided to make fun of OP.
2.  Like a sheep, you went along.
3.  When a plethora of people are poking fun of a person, that is consider "group bullying."
DonDadda59
05-22-2014, 08:47 PM
1.  Multiple posters decided to make fun of OP.
2.  Like a sheep, you went along.
3.  When a plethora of people are poking fun of a person, that is consider "group bullying."
Point to the specific post where I 'went along' with anyone.
And let's not make believe that the clown ass OP didn't deserve to be publicly ridiculed. This was a poor troll attempt turned 'Drake the type of dude...' thread. But you're over here doing your captain save a ho routine, acting like you're protecting starving children and not some internet gimmick... only after your initial attempt at comedy was as predictably awkward and cringe worthy as everything else about you.
IamRAMBO24
05-22-2014, 08:57 PM
Point to the specific post where I 'went along' with anyone.
And let's not make believe that the clown ass OP didn't deserve to be publicly ridiculed. This was a poor troll attempt turned 'Drake the type of dude...' thread. But you're over here doing your captain save a ho routine, acting like you're protecting starving children and not some internet gimmick... only after your initial attempt at comedy was as predictably awkward and cringe worthy as everything else about you.
"Group bullying involves an imbalance of power between the bully and the victim, is intentionally harmful and occurs repetitively." - Merriam dictionary
Hey just pointing out you were engaging in group bullying.  I'm not here for a debate.  Just pointing out the facts.  I've notice you sheeps are ganging up on posters due to the fact you are rep wh*ring "HEY REP ME PLEASE AND I'LL GET YOUR BACK."  None of you have a legitimate reason to hate 9empire, in fact, many of you probably don't even know why you hate him other than following what your rep buddy thinks like a stupid little slut.
DonDadda59
05-22-2014, 09:03 PM
Wow... looks like a possible case of Asperger's is the least of your worries. But hey, keep doing what you're doing. Fighting one internet 'bully' after the other, making the interwebz a safe, nurturing place for trolls like the OP everywhere :cheers:
Done_And_Done
05-22-2014, 09:06 PM
OP the type of dude who goes to concerts to lean his bare ass on the floor speakers
Bandito
11-12-2014, 01:14 AM
Bump for giggles
KingBeasley08
11-12-2014, 01:19 AM
op the type of guy to walk into prison and slam the soap on the ground
ROCSteady
11-12-2014, 01:38 AM
Op the type of dude to tell everyone to take off their halloween costumes so they can be their self
:roll: :roll: :applause:
ROCSteady
11-12-2014, 01:42 AM
OP the kinda guy who gets a glimmer of pride in his eye when he corrects others on the proper pronunciation of Yves Saint Laurent.
KNOW1EDGE
11-12-2014, 01:56 AM
OP is a butt
Done_And_Done
11-12-2014, 03:23 AM
OP the type of dude who donates sperm to a clinic under the stipulation that he gets to pay child support anonymously
Bless Mathews
11-12-2014, 03:29 AM
Op is the type of dude that gets caught shoplifting on purpose so he can give up his asshoke in jail.
Bandito
12-10-2014, 12:10 AM
:lol
Akrazotile
12-10-2014, 12:16 AM
OP the type of dude to pick up litter on some other dudes adopted stretch of highway.
bluesteel2010
12-10-2014, 01:02 AM
OP's the type of guy who buys his GF a double ender so they can spend more time together.
OP the kinda guy that likes women to step on his junk with high heel stilettos.. Says he's giving the power back..
Budadiiii
12-10-2014, 07:54 AM
OP the type of dude to be tired of the Habib of the world.
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa173/fashionissues/handsomemanmeal.jpg
I'm dissapoint at the lack of handsome man jokes in this thread yo.
ArbitraryWater
12-10-2014, 12:23 PM
classic thread :oldlol:
riseagainst
12-10-2014, 04:36 PM
OP is also a Renaissance man.
9erempiree
03-23-2015, 06:11 AM
Don't you guys forget.
BlakFrankWhite
03-23-2015, 06:15 AM
classic
Balla_Status
03-23-2015, 06:20 AM
How matches you got on Tinder bro?
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