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Fudge
05-20-2014, 11:46 AM
It smells like shit?

I wipe and clean it everyday.

Le Shaqtus
05-20-2014, 11:50 AM
Is that LeBron23 in your avy? :lol

alenleomessi
05-20-2014, 12:13 PM
shit happens man

D-FENS
05-20-2014, 12:39 PM
Loose anus. Too much pounding and you're getting shit seepage .

~Steve

Draz
05-20-2014, 01:49 PM
It's possible the herpes can crust into dry and dead skin therefore landing in your fingernails.

CelticBaller
05-20-2014, 01:56 PM
Do a line and it will numb your nose, you won't smell shit

chosen_one6
05-20-2014, 02:04 PM
Fudge it's because your ass gets pounded so much that your asshole isn't tight anymore. Stop getting BBC in your poop shoot and maybe it'll tighten up again. Although, for you, giving up the c@ck is like a smoker for 30 years trying to stop cold turkey. You'll start having withdrawal.

dunksby
05-20-2014, 02:09 PM
OP needs an **** probe ASAP.

dr.hee
05-20-2014, 02:12 PM
Fudge it's because your ass gets pounded so much that your asshole isn't tight anymore. Stop getting BBC in your poop shoot and maybe it'll tighten up again. Although, for you, giving up the c@ck is like a smoker for 30 years trying to stop cold turkey. You'll start having withdrawal.

subtle

Fudge
05-20-2014, 02:13 PM
Fudge it's because your ass gets pounded so much that your asshole isn't tight anymore. Stop getting BBC in your poop shoot and maybe it'll tighten up again. Although, for you, giving up the c@ck is like a smoker for 30 years trying to stop cold turkey. You'll start having withdrawal.
Bro, go outside and kill another homeless man, you sick fcuk.

chosen_one6
05-20-2014, 02:18 PM
Bro, go outside and kill another homeless man, you sick fcuk.

Wtf? I'm not Terrence Jones.

And we all know you like that D, Fudge. Transparency is your thing.

Fudge
05-20-2014, 02:27 PM
Wtf? I'm not Terrence Jones.

And we all know you like that D, Fudge. Transparency is your thing.
Don't lie to me, boy. You told me you shot a random homeless man for fun and liked it, and you'd be willing to do it again. Rot in hell, you piece of shit.

chosen_one6
05-20-2014, 02:57 PM
Don't lie to me, boy. You told me you shot a random homeless man for fun and liked it, and you'd be willing to do it again. Rot in hell, you piece of shit.

The only shots being fired are the ones being fired on your face and ass cheeks.

Fudge
05-20-2014, 03:12 PM
The only shots being fired are the ones being fired on your face and ass cheeks.
What a waste of life you are. I bet you think about that very moment every time you look in the mirror. Shits stuck with you forever. You dun goof'd now, boy. Aaron Hernandez ass n!gga.

I'm calling the SDPD right now.

chosen_one6
05-20-2014, 03:19 PM
How are you going to call SDPD? Are you going to dial 911?

Fudge
05-20-2014, 03:21 PM
How are you going to call SDPD? Are you going to dial 911?
I'm flying to San Diego tomorrow, asswipe. Better start running.

chosen_one6
05-20-2014, 03:27 PM
I'm flying to San Diego tomorrow, asswipe. Better start running.

Don't have too much fun at the bars in Hillcrest :lol

Fudge
05-20-2014, 03:29 PM
Don't have too much fun at the bars in Hillcrest :lol
I'm honestly just flying there to snitch on you. Put pieces of shit like you where you belong. In prison.

I'll maybe have a drink or two and celebrate after that's done.