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CeilingFan#1
05-20-2014, 01:45 PM
First: http://themetapicture.com/two-sentences-scary-stories/ They are interesting, but the real find is in the comments.

Second: We need to make our own.

The game had been close for the first 3 quarters and it seemed we had a chance. As the horn started for the 4th, I saw LeBron vanish before my eyes.
Verticality
05-20-2014, 01:48 PM
It seemed like any other thread as I entered. "Oh shit!" I exclaimed at my surprise, "OP is a phggot."
Dr Seuss
05-20-2014, 02:29 PM
Doctor to new parents: From the sonogram, it looks like you two will be in store for a set of triplets in about 6 months. and by the way, theyre all girls.
Ball So Harden
05-20-2014, 02:58 PM
The young girl was all tucked in and ready to drift to sleep. As she adjusted and opened her eyes, she saw her brother, Jameer, standing above her.
~primetime~
05-20-2014, 03:07 PM
^^^ lol @ all 3 of those replies :oldlol:
Clyde
05-20-2014, 03:09 PM
The young girl was all tucked in and ready to drift to sleep. As she adjusted and opened her eyes, she saw her brother, Jameer, standing above her.

:lol
:lol
Beatlezz
05-20-2014, 03:11 PM
The young girl was all tucked in and ready to drift to sleep. As she adjusted and opened her eyes, she saw her brother, Jameer, standing above her.

:roll: :roll: :roll:
riseagainst
05-20-2014, 03:12 PM
Doctor to new parents: From the sonogram, it looks like you two will be in store for a set of triplets in about 6 months. and by the way, theyre all girls.

:roll:
riseagainst
05-20-2014, 03:13 PM
The young girl was all tucked in and ready to drift to sleep. As she adjusted and opened her eyes, she saw her brother, Jameer, standing above her.


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Derka
05-20-2014, 03:29 PM
Rosie O'Donnell and Dr. Phil met naked in the middle of the room.
They then had intercourse with each other's mouths and asses.
Bosnian Sajo
05-20-2014, 04:07 PM
First: http://themetapicture.com/two-sentences-scary-stories/ They are interesting, but the real find is in the comments.

Second: We need to make our own.

The game had been close for the first 3 quarters and it seemed we had a chance. As the horn started for the 4th, I saw LeBron vanish before my eyes.

I couldn't sleep because of the sound the ceiling fan was making. When I got up to turn it off I remembered, my room doesn't have a ceiling fan. :eek:
CeilingFan#1
05-20-2014, 04:12 PM
Hot tubs can be relaxing and romantic. That all changes if you have memories of About Schmidt.
East_Stone_Ya
05-20-2014, 04:37 PM
three planes were flying when one got suddenly shot down. The fourth was also canadian
gts
05-20-2014, 05:27 PM
three planes were flying when one got suddenly shot down. The fourth was also canadian

There's no reason whatsoever this should make me laugh ... but it did :lol