Guys who want to be your friend

[BigBoss]

Example. Today in class this guy taps me and asks me random questions about the course. During break i had a cigarette, and once i get back this guy taps me again asking me for a pen. Then midway through the second half of lecture this guy asks me if he can have a cigarette after class. Im just like ok :biggums: . Then after class im slow to pack up cuz im waiting on these 2 fit girls sitting in front of me to stand up first so i can check their azz out. They're taking too long so i say *** it and get up to leave. I turn around and this guy is staring at me smiling :biggums: . We leave class then im like ok im going to the bathroom, and he was like i was about to suggest that :biggums: . Follows me in there then we're outside and have a smoke and hes talking about how hot those 2 girls in front of me for.

Annoyed as ***. And he leaves saying see you thursday.

How often does this happen to you when a beta wants to be a friend cuz u alpha

[zoom17]

He wants to be more than just a friend:lol

[Dr Seuss]

next time, invite him home to meet your dog and mom. isnt that what you gay dudes like to do?

[TheReal Kendall]

Yea man, you putting out gay vibes and he was trying to feel you out when he was talking bout the hot chicks.

I wouldn't go anywhere with him alone if I was you.

[BasedTom]

Gay guys are phucking assholes.

(no offense)

[Rubio2Gasol]

Lemme guess...

Asian.

[oarabbus]

Gay guys are phucking assholes.

(no offense)


Half of them are

[Ball So Harden]

Wait, so you agree to give him a cigarette after class and then you are surprised he is waiting for you? :confusedshrug:

[BasedTom]

Half of them are
:cheers:

[dude77]

he wants to tap that ass

[SpecialQue]

You should do the neighborly thing and offer him a blowjob.

On the plus side, you could scare him off and he'll stop bothering you.
On the minus side, you could wind up with a mouthful of manjam.

[DonDadda59]

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120131221341/pokemontowerdefense/images/2/27/You_gonna_get_raped.jpg

[Smook A.]

Dude he's obviously gay for you

[Bandito]

You should do the neighborly thing and offer him a blowjob.

On the plus side, you could scare him off and he'll stop bothering you.
On the minus side, you could wind up with a mouthful of manjam.
Why do you think thats a minus for OP?

[Draz]

You putting out gay vibes. And his gaydar's picking em up.
:roll: /thread ended in one reply lmfao

[bdreason]

Maybe he just wanted to bum a cigarette and was being friendly because you obliged.

[BigBoss]

Hard out here for an alpha. This guy is paki and maybe you guys are right, he's gay and wants me to be his friend to correct his ways in life.

[BigBoss]

Maybe he just wanted to bum a cigarette and was being friendly because you obliged.

Most likely, but I hate moochers at the end of the day, especially over a cigarette.

[Bandito]

Hard out here for an alpha. This guy is paki and maybe you guys are right, he's gay and wants me to be his friend to correct his ways in life.
I think he wants to correct things in your life if you know what I mean.

[Smook A.]

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120131221341/pokemontowerdefense/images/2/27/You_gonna_get_raped.jpg
This one is better

http://i.imgur.com/UpJEpnM.jpg

[BigBoss]

I think he wants to correct things in your life if you know what I mean.


Gays are degenerative for society. He needs help the cigarette was a cry for help to rehabilitate the error in his ways. I'm the only alpha in my class.

Thanks for opening my eyes to the situation ISH

[ArbitraryWater]

OP the type of dude to tie his shoes without bending his knees

[Bandito]

OP the type of dude to tie his shoes without bending his knees
Wrong thread ******

[ArbitraryWater]

Wrong thread ******

OP looks just as bad ******

[IamRAMBO24]

Well at least he didn't ask to share the cig.

[Done_And_Done]

lol @ him just staring at you while smiling. So dirt

[BigBoss]

Class tomorrow...

[Bandito]

OP looks just as bad ******
What?

[BigBoss]

Today I go to class. Took my seat. Looked behind me and he wasn't there so happy there wouldn't be a repeat scenario of last week.

During mid lecture break however I'm outside have a cigarette again, and there he is walking towards me with a smile on his face saying " Mr Adrian" (thats my name). :biggums:. Piece of #hit bums another smoke cept this time i walked away and didn't talk to him. As i'm walking he's like sorry bro i'll buy a pack next week and send you some then. Then during class he sits behind me again :biggums: . Taps me and apologizes again. :biggums:.

[Bandito]

Awww so cute. He's like your new puppy...

[Swaggin916]

This guy is making quite the impression you.

[IamRAMBO24]

Sounds like he's a nice guy and you're just being a d*ck. So what if he wants to bum a cig? It doesn't cost much and he said he was going to buy you a pack. So not only are you a jerk due to your insecurities but you're a cheap a*s who won't give out cigs that cost a couple of cents.

[Im so nba'd out]

Class tomorrow...
http://31.media.tumblr.com/834ab51c966e6afe6592b345d249a8d2/tumblr_n2n27cudlu1sbqspto1_400.gif

[D-FENS]

Today I go to class. Took my seat. Looked behind me and he wasn't there so happy there wouldn't be a repeat scenario of last week.

During mid lecture break however I'm outside have a cigarette again, and there he is walking towards me with a smile on his face saying " Mr Adrian" (thats my name). :biggums:. Piece of #hit bums another smoke cept this time i walked away and didn't talk to him. As i'm walking he's like sorry bro i'll buy a pack next week and send you some then. Then during class he sits behind me again :biggums: . Taps me and apologizes again. :biggums:.

Sounds like little Adrian is about to become Gaydrian.

You're sounding more and more like the beta here. He's gay-alpha dominating you. You need to man up and tell him to get ****ed and that his tikka masala ass is killing your vibe.

[tmacattack33]

Example. Today in class this guy taps me and asks me random questions about the course. During break i had a cigarette, and once i get back this guy taps me again asking me for a pen. Then midway through the second half of lecture this guy asks me if he can have a cigarette after class. Im just like ok :biggums: . Then after class im slow to pack up cuz im waiting on these 2 fit girls sitting in front of me to stand up first so i can check their azz out. They're taking too long so i say *** it and get up to leave. I turn around and this guy is staring at me smiling :biggums: . We leave class then im like ok im going to the bathroom, and he was like i was about to suggest that :biggums: . Follows me in there then we're outside and have a smoke and hes talking about how hot those 2 girls in front of me for.

Annoyed as ***. And he leaves saying see you thursday.

How often does this happen to you when a beta wants to be a friend cuz u alpha

I don't know, when i was in school (just two years ago), i had never heard of this alpha/beta thing and so i never thought about such a thing.

[SpecialQue]

Sounds like little Adrian is about to become Gaydrian.

You're sounding more and more like the beta here. He's gay-alpha dominating you. You need to man up and tell him to get ****ed and that his tikka masala ass is killing your vibe.

It seemed like Bosh was doing that to the Lakers during the 2010 X-Mas matchup. :(

[Droid101]

It seemed like Bosh was doing that to the Lakers during the 2010 X-Mas matchup. :(
Christmas MVP's can do that to you.