The Emu War

[ForeverHeat]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/adNwjqN_460s.jpg

This shit really happened.


The emus were trampling crops and causing mayhem so the army was called to get rid of them. The emus were too fast and had too thick skin for the machine guns to be effective so the army eventually had to give up.

Australia :oldlol:

[CelticBaller]

:roll:

[BasedTom]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Brisbane

"Of major concern was the fact that U.S. military pay was considerably higher than that of the Australian military[4] and U.S. military uniforms were seen as more appealing than those of the Australians. This resulted in U.S. servicemen not only enjoying greater success in their pursuit of the few available women but also led to many Americans marrying Australian women, facts greatly resented by the Australians. In mid-1942, a reporter walking along Queen Street counted 152 local women in company with 112 uniformed Americans, while only 31 women accompanied 60 Australian soldiers. That it was thought necessary for the media to report this situation indicates the effect of the American presence.[2] (About 12,000 Australian women married American soldiers by the end of the war.[5]) "They're overpaid, oversexed, and over here" was a common phrase used by Australians around this time and is still an anecdote recognised by some in modern generations.[6]"

USA = alpha
Australia = beta as fk **

[ForeverHeat]

http://www.teresadavisblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/emu1.gif

These nikkas run Australia.

[fsvr54]

http://www.teresadavisblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/emu1.gif

These nikkas run Australia.


:roll: :roll:

[jongib369]

:lol

[ArbitraryWater]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

That is some of the funniest shit ever

[Chizdog]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/1db9aa6e1aa117d324526be6adc1a88a/tumblr_moe8gaqv5Y1qg690eo1_400.jpg

[BoogieWoogieMan]

https://40.media.tumblr.com/1db9aa6e1aa117d324526be6adc1a88a/tumblr_moe8gaqv5Y1qg690eo1_400.jpg

I'm crying. :oldlol:

[Patrick Chewing]

This is some funny shit :oldlol: