White People

[1987_Lakers]

I say this as the most unoffensive way possible. Why are they so weird?

[Dresta]

Because they aren't a colour of their own.

[red1]

I could've sworn that you are the guy who smashed and dashed a prostitute. Don't get me wrong I am not defending whitey but goddamn that is low.

[nathanjizzle]

people make up all shades of a full spectrum. the type of person you are is only a fraction of that spectrum.

[1987_Lakers]

I could've sworn that you are the guy who smashed and dashed a prostitute. Don't get me wrong I am not defending whitey but goddamn that is low.

Free sex.:confusedshrug:

[red1]

Free sex.:confusedshrug:
You unrepentant piece of shit. She probably didnt get high that night because of you. Is that something you're proud of?

[Heavincent]

If you're actually serious, can you elaborate?

[BasedTom]

We are beyond your feeble comprehension.

[Brizzly]

we da bess

[kNicKz]

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/10/103228/1966883-fail_thread.jpg

[Akrazotile]

Agree with OP, albinos creepy AF

[Lamar Doom]

let's assign altruistic generalizations to people with different skin color, because there isn't enough mental segregation already. it's easier for me if we just compartmentalize everybody and play up race roles, that way we can never progress. awesome work.

[Brizzly]

let's assign altruistic generalizations to people with different skin color, because there isn't enough mental segregation already. it's easier for me if we just compartmentalize everybody and play up race roles, that way we can never progress. awesome work.

So you actually answered this with something serious?

[Lamar Doom]

So you actually answered this with something serious?


sorry, let me give an ISH answer.



Yeah, white people are all stiff and square! Black people walk slowly through crosswalks! We're not even the same species, yo. We're so different!

[DonDadda59]

sorry, let me give an ISH answer.



Yeah, white people are all stiff and square! Black people walk slowly through crosswalks! We're not even the same species, yo. We're so different!

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of eating mayonnaise sandwiches and plotting world domination to bless us with your White learned musings.

I'll cherish this day as long as I live. :bowdown:

[Trollsmasher]

we are just better at everything and your naturally less developed brain is envious of that

[Brizzly]

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of eating mayonnaise sandwiches and plotting world domination to bless us with your White learned musings.

I'll cherish this day as long as I live. :bowdown:

:oldlol: :oldlol:

[Brizzly]

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of eating mayonnaise sandwiches and plotting world domination to bless us with your White learned musings.

I'll cherish this day as long as I live. :bowdown:
Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule schedule of eating fried chicken and working out to bless us with your amazing athletic gifts.

I'll cherish this once you make the NBA.:bowdown:

[DonDadda59]

Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule schedule of eating fried chicken and working out to bless us with your amazing athletic gifts.

I'll cherish this once you make the NBA.:bowdown:

Only BBQ chicken in the NBA :no:

[Brizzly]

Only BBQ chicken in the NBA :no:
See that is where my white learned musings, as you so adequately put it did not teach me.

[Akrazotile]

Only BBQ chicken in the NBA :no:


Truth spoken.

The Struggle is a two fold path. Follow the fried chicken, and you shall repent in the clink until your dying day. Follow the barbecue chicken, and all worldly pleasures can be yours.


Choose wisely, young brothas.

[ace23]

Great thread.

[CeltsGarlic]

World class thread.

[Kiddlovesnets]

In what way do you find them weird? Its hard for people to answer your question with such a bland question.

[BasedTom]

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of eating mayonnaise sandwiches and plotting world domination to bless us with your White learned musings.

I'll cherish this day as long as I live. :bowdown:
1. Who actually likes mayonnaise? Only fat people do. (and in the US, the mexican and black portion of the population is by far the most obese to the degree that they completely alter the statistics for everyone)
2. Jews have always conspired against the white man throughout history. They are the ones who have world domination atm, and it is the reason why western civilization is declining
3. You are not white if you are not at least 6 feet tall (~180 cm)

That is all.

[CeltsGarlic]

1. Who actually likes mayonnaise? Only fat people do. (and in the US, the mexican and black portion of the population is by far the most obese to the degree that they completely alter the statistics for everyone)
2. Jews have always conspired against the white man throughout history. They are the ones who have world domination atm, and it is the reason why western civilization is declining
3. You are not white if you are not at least 6 feet tall (~180 cm)

That is all.

Oh shit, you shouldnt have done it.

[Akrazotile]

1. Who actually likes mayonnaise? Only fat people do. (and in the US, the mexican and black portion of the population is by far the most obese to the degree that they completely alter the statistics for everyone)

Im very much pro mayonaisse and Im (essentially) white and in good physical shape.



2. Jews have always conspired against the white man throughout history. They are the ones who have world domination atm, and it is the reason why western civilization is declining.


Jeff. You know what to do.

[Fudge]

Anybody else LOL right when they read the OP?

:roll:

[CeltsGarlic]

Im very much pro mayonaisse and Im (essentially) white and in good physical shape.





Jeff. You know what to do.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HksEkqZXl9c/TcjxWZQXnDI/AAAAAAAAcxI/Ny0x5WUmBbg/s1600/thought_police.gif

[Akrazotile]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HksEkqZXl9c/TcjxWZQXnDI/AAAAAAAAcxI/Ny0x5WUmBbg/s1600/thought_police.gif

Jeff. You know what to do.
















http://www.thegoosesroost.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/mlss_mario-hammer-925x1024.jpg

[KobesFinger]

Sometimes I just watch white people and think what the hell are you doing?

I was watching the Superbowl and at the viewing party there was a guy trying to add everyone on Snapchat and show people pictures from his Facebook. He was using internet talk in everyday conversation. "Oh, the feels bro", for example.

The Harlem shake and dubstep

And I've noticed that some white people sometimes have those "fvck everything" moments and just do odd shit. My old flatmate had one of those moments and she started throwing paper and stuff around the kitchen then swinging the vaccuum (which was switched on) like a baseball bat, asking me to throw eggs.

Those are just some examples of stuff white people do that I find weird. I'm sure there is stuff black people do that white people find odd.

[DonDadda59]

Jeff. You know what to do.

http://martinfrost.ws/htmlfiles/jan2009/stereotype-jew.gif

[Akrazotile]

^ That pic is so Jeff in 15 years.

[BasedTom]

Jeff. You know what to do.

http://www.thegoosesroost.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/mlss_mario-hammer-925x1024.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/w2yaitn.jpg

I really respect Jeff though. Others could have sold out and "upgraded" the site. I always click on the ads and share ISH's articles and newsposts. :pimp:

[SpecialQue]

http://gallery.fanserviceftw.com/_images/7d2d9c478fa07dbd4a0d5d82f42213bc/1402%20-%20animated_gif%20cereal%20crazy%20eating%20lolwut .gif

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/220/042/tumblr_lg0y1cgDNe1qzh7yr.gif

http://a.gifb.in/112009/1257946416_banana_man.gif

http://www.netanimations.net/Moving-animated-picture-of-ping-pong-head.gif


Everyone's fvcked.

[shallehalle]

if white guys didn't build boats, blacks up to this day would fight lions and be eaten by crocodiles and anacondas in Africa

[Trollsmasher]

if white guys didn't build boats, blacks up to this day would fight lions and be eaten by crocodiles and anacondas in Africa
you could be their chieftain with this:coleman:

[Fudge]

http://excusememe.com/pics/images/1300861362_4gifwhitepeoplefriday.gif

http://i.imgur.com/tbAKAOu.gif

[Akrazotile]

http://cdn.pimpmyspace.org/media/pms/c/xu/uv/vt/michael152.gif
White People

[Derka]

We are just f*cking awesome. :D

[DonDadda59]

http://cdn.pimpmyspace.org/media/pms/c/xu/uv/vt/michael152.gif
White People

Time out, time out, time out.... TIME OUT.

No f*cking way you get to claim Mike. We'll maybe think about giving you Prince, but the king of pop?

http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/no-hell-no.gif

[pauk]

I say this as the most unoffensive way possible. Why are they so weird?

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/spchless.gif

[MrC1991]

i'm white but dirty white folks with dreadlocks are the WOAT. Got like a funky ass ring of dirt around their neck lmao No offense to white people with dreadlocks on here.

[Lamar Doom]

i'm white but dirty white folks with dreadlocks are the WOAT. Got like a funky ass ring of dirt around their neck lmao No offense to white people with dreadlocks on here.


impostifarians.

[Akrazotile]

impostifarians.


Fall TF back my nigguh



http://s27.postimg.org/7vit9y5hf/keywest.jpg






:coleman:

[Lamar Doom]

I have a hard copy of a photo of myself from the mid 90s with similar "braids". My (black) buddy sent me to his hair guy who hooked it up, it looked f*cking retarded, I was waiting tables at the time and I showed up for work and they sent me home, citing that it looked like an "angry spider". I took them out immediately. If I can find the photo I'll scan/upload.

[Akrazotile]

I have a hard copy of a photo of myself from the mid 90s with similar "braids". My (black) buddy sent me to his hair guy who hooked it up, it looked f*cking retarded, I was waiting tables at the time and I showed up for work and they sent me home, citing that it looked like an "angry spider". I took them out immediately. If I can find the photo I'll scan/upload.


You went full Brad Miller, didn't you?


http://img.youtube.com/vi/MHo1BInGGAw/0.jpg



Never go full Brad Miller.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

white people ain't weird, it's only modern day americans who are.

[Lamar Doom]

http://img.youtube.com/vi/MHo1BInGGAw/0.jpg




If only Shaq had connected with that punch. Brad, god damn, those are like cornrows. Mine were more like

http://s13.postimg.org/brc19zidj/dookybraids.png

pretty sure I even wore the indignant, brooder face to match.



.

[Akrazotile]

http://s13.postimg.org/brc19zidj/dookybraids.png

pretty sure I even wore the indignant, brooder face to match.




http://s16.postimg.org/ank8lvktx/staugistine.jpg

I know the one.

[Akrazotile]

Time out, time out, time out.... TIME OUT.

No f*cking way you get to claim Mike. We'll maybe think about giving you Prince, but the king of pop?

http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/no-hell-no.gif


It's not where you start, it's where you finish. And by the time Mike was finished he was pretty much whiter than... anyone.


But the good news is, yall are on the verge of acquiring TMIMITW.



http://www.massexplained.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dvinewinetime-the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world.jpg
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld_1426.jpg
http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/most-interesting-man.jpg
http://www.motivators.tv/blog/image.axd?picture=2012%2F10%2FMeetTheMostInteresti ngManInTheWorld.jpg
http://www.eatmedaily.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/mimitw-1.jpg


Dude seriously gets darker with every commercial. I think he sleeps in a fukcing tanning bed.

[Im so nba'd out]

if you dont like fried chicken your just weird.

[ArbitraryWater]

It's not where you start, it's where you finish. And by the time Mike was finished he was pretty much whiter than... anyone.


But the good news is, yall are on the verge of acquiring TMIMITW.



http://www.massexplained.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dvinewinetime-the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world.jpg
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld_1426.jpg
http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/most-interesting-man.jpg
http://www.motivators.tv/blog/image.axd?picture=2012%2F10%2FMeetTheMostInteresti ngManInTheWorld.jpg
http://www.eatmedaily.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/mimitw-1.jpg


Dude seriously gets darker with every commercial. I think he sleeps in a fukcing tanning bed.


:oldlol:

[DonDadda59]

It's not where you start, it's where you finish. And by the time Mike was finished he was pretty much whiter than... anyone.


But the good news is, yall are on the verge of acquiring TMIMITW.



http://www.massexplained.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/dvinewinetime-the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world.jpg
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld_1426.jpg
http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/most-interesting-man.jpg
http://www.motivators.tv/blog/image.axd?picture=2012%2F10%2FMeetTheMostInteresti ngManInTheWorld.jpg
http://www.eatmedaily.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/mimitw-1.jpg


Dude seriously gets darker with every commercial. I think he sleeps in a fukcing tanning bed.

Poor bastard got the revitiligo. Only a matter of time before Shylock the Jew advertising executive has him tap dancing in KFC commercials :facepalm

But alive tanning room abusing octogenarians>Dead racial chameleon pop stars, so I guess it's a fair deal.

But those MJ residuals must be reparations worthy. I mean they have the man cranking out songs from beyond the grave, selling mini vans in hologram form like Obi-Wan Kenobi n shit.

:biggums:

[DonD13]

it's because the same gene that makes the skin white also causes retardation.

[BasedTom]

it's because the same gene that makes the skin white also causes retardation.
http://i.imgur.com/Z3AuXNH.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/MRLEFmD.jpg

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3174681/kfc-goes-bankrupt-o.gif

not sure if your hypothesis is true, bro

[tomtucker]

I say this as the most unoffensive way possible. Why are they so weird?

it's called intelligence..............not acting like animals.........
.

[DonD13]

it's called intelligence..............not acting like animals.........
.

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