everyone wants to be this guy

[alenleomessi]

http://instagram.com/danbilzerian

deep inside no one really wants to be a bussinesman, lawyer, doctor or whatever.. this is it.. the arrogant talentless asshole

[ForeverHeat]

Would never wanna be this guy. Reasons:

1. Hes short.
2. Money is nowhere near as good when you are born into it. Being poor or average financially and having a breakthrough to becoming rich is a better feeling than this guy can ever have. Being rich is equivalent to being able to walk to that guy. Its nothing to us, but if we were in a wheelchair and one day we could walk, it would make you happy every single day.
3. I dont wanna be white.
4. Im gonna be richer than this dude and his father put together one day.

[~primetime~]

He looks like he has it made to me...

financial freedom to do whatever the fck he wants to in life... which is TRUE FREEDOM IMO...and from those pics he looks to be taking full advantage of it and having a blast

can't lie, I envy that

[magic chiongson]

not really, everyone prolly wants to be rich though. doesn't have to live their lives like he does.

i would want to live like that while on vacation though, a few days in a year

[CelticBaller]

He's probably gay

[CavaliersFTW]

He had two heart attacks before the age of 30, he's rich and he lives larger than life probably in part because his health

[~primetime~]

He had two heart attacks before the age of 30, he's rich and he lives larger than life probably in part because his health
I don't doubt that at all...he's living every day like it's his last

[ForeverHeat]

He had two heart attacks before the age of 30, he's rich and he lives larger than life probably in part because his health

That sucks though. Whats the point of being rich when you are sick. It takes out all the fun.

[DukeDelonte13]

i'd rather be talentless and loaded than talented and broke.

[~primetime~]

That sucks though. Whats the point of being rich when you are sick. It takes out all the fun.
Looks like he is having fun to me.

[~primetime~]

Seems like his brother is more sophisticated and level headed than him. And this guy cant be a professional poker player if he finished 180th place. dude just had the money to buy in.
that's 180th place out of 7,000+ or whatever...but yeah obviously he isn't an elite poker player if that is the highlight of his career

[PHX_Phan]

Sure, I'd like to be rich. Nothing else about those pics make me envy the dude, though.

[ForeverHeat]

Looks like he is having fun to me.

I dont know this guy personally, but looking happy in pictures doesnt mean someones happy. Im sure you are familiar with Facebook?.

[AlphaWolf24]

I wouldn't want to be him....

but would sure like to party with him...

[~primetime~]

I dont know this guy personally, but looking happy in pictures doesnt mean someones happy. Im sure you are familiar with Facebook?.

why would we assume he is unhappy?

maybe he lacks real "love" in his life and has inside torment because of that...or maybe not.

All I can go off is what I see in those pics...and that is a man traveling the world on a multimillion dollar yacht swimming in money with and endless choice of females...when he lands he races million dollar sports cars and plays poker...it looks like FUN to me...

some of you sound like you just want to put him down to make yourselves feel better...

[AlphaWolf24]

Damn....look at his pictures!!!!!



he has Fine azz! pics of .........KOBE!!!!


Dan Blizarian!!.....mad game.

[imdaman99]

i'd rather be talentless and loaded than talented and broke.
This.

Not saying money buys happiness...but it comes close :oldlol:

[miller-time]

some of you sound like you just want to put him down to make yourselves feel better...

Conversely you sound like you want this kind of vapid lifestyle to fill in some type of emotional void in your own life. I don't really think that, but I don't think it is fair to say that anyone criticising this guys lifestyle is projecting some type of insecurity or jealousy on him.

Personally I think that life would be cool. For a week. A month. A year. But I don't think I would want that for my entire life. And I wouldn't publicise it (hopefully, money changes people). The very fact that this guy is so self promotional raises a red flag for me. Is he really enjoying this stuff, or does he want to convince everyone else he is? Does he just want to show that he is having fun, or is he trying to shove it in peoples faces that his life is "better" than theirs? Who knows. Maybe he is emotionally stable and just lucked into having good time and doesn't mind being crass about it. Maybe he is forcing this entire thing to make up for whatever inadequacies he might have.

[tmacattack33]

Who's he and how does he have so much money if he's talentless?

[~primetime~]

Conversely you sound like you want this kind of vapid lifestyle to fill in some type of emotional void in your own life. I don't really think that, but I don't think it is fair to say that anyone criticising this guys lifestyle is projecting some type of insecurity or jealousy on him.

Personally I think that life would be cool. For a week. A month. A year. But I don't think I would want that for my entire life. And I wouldn't publicise it (hopefully, money changes people). The very fact that this guy is so self promotional raises a red flag for me. Is he really enjoying this stuff, or does he want to convince everyone else he is? Does he just want to show that he is having fun, or is he trying to shove it in peoples faces that his life is "better" than theirs? Who knows. Maybe he is emotionally stable and just lucked into having good time and doesn't mind being crass about it. Maybe he is forcing this entire thing to make up for whatever inadequacies he might have.
why does wanting to be loaded have to equate to "having an emotional void"?

I do have a void...not an "emotional" one...I have a loving wife and a kid...the "love" part is there for me...the VOID is not having millions of dollars so that if I choose I could sail around in a yacht all day rather than sit at this computer...that's the void.

people need to stop pretending that wanting money equates to lack of something else...it just equates to a want to do more in life

[PHX_Phan]

why would we assume he is unhappy?

maybe he lacks real "love" in his life and has inside torment because of that...or maybe not.

All I can go off is what I see in those pics...and that is a man traveling the world on a multimillion dollar yacht swimming in money with and endless choice of females...when he lands he races million dollar sports cars and plays poker...it looks like FUN to me...

some of you sound like you just want to put him down to make yourselves feel better...

No surprise to see prime in here arguing that money = happiness.

Don't know the guy but these pics and the captions don't show someone that is truly happy in my eyes. The one consistent thing I noticed is all the girls who are probably being paid. People who want to ride his success for their own gains.

That isn't happiness to me. Not saying I know that this guy has no real friends but his incessant need to show off his excess screams of some type of insecurity or emptiness.

[AlphaWolf24]

Conversely you sound like you want this kind of vapid lifestyle to fill in some type of emotional void in your own life. I don't really think that, but I don't think it is fair to say that anyone criticising this guys lifestyle is projecting some type of insecurity or jealousy on him.

Personally I think that life would be cool. For a week. A month. A year. But I don't think I would want that for my entire life. And I wouldn't publicise it (hopefully, money changes people). The very fact that this guy is so self promotional raises a red flag for me. Is he really enjoying this stuff, or does he want to convince everyone else he is? Does he just want to show that he is having fun, or is he trying to shove it in peoples faces that his life is "better" than theirs? Who knows. Maybe he is emotionally stable and just lucked into having good time and doesn't mind being crass about it. Maybe he is forcing this entire thing to make up for whatever inadequacies he might have.

Are F'ing serious?



who cares why he's doing it.....he's doing it. ( everything we do is to fill voids)

would it get tired after awhile?..possibly.

then you would wake up and think about all those sad sacs going to work everyday....or having to sleep with the same piece of azz everyday....or living the same ol' tired lifestyle.....never pushing yo limits or testing yo self ...just getting in a rut and becoming a number.



I would take partying and slaying top shelf ho's erryday of the week and twice on Sunday.







just being real.

[AlphaWolf24]

Some of that stuff I want to do but I definitely dont want to be talentless.


why so many people hating on this dude?....

he served 4 years in the U.S. Military and has $$$ to do what he wants.

IMO that takes talent.....I got lots of respect for people doing what they want.

[~primetime~]

No surprise to see prime in here arguing that money = happiness.

Don't know the guy but these pics and the captions don't show someone that is truly happy in my eyes. The one consistent thing I noticed is all the girls who are probably being paid. People who want to ride his success for their own gains.

That isn't happiness to me. Not saying I know that this guy has no real friends but his incessant need to show off his excess screams of some type of insecurity or emptiness.
yes he posts his activities on instagram so obviously he cries himself to sleep every night yelling "NOBODY LOVES ME!!! WHAAAA!!!" :rolleyes:

we all know that everyone that shares a picture of themselves while on vacation or having fun is really just hiding something

[dude77]

no surprise at the jealous, salty responses ..


this guy is living it up .. whether he has 'issues' .. who gives a fk ? .. we all have issues, problems in our lives at one point or another .. difference with that guy is that he has a shit load of resources to do wtf he wants .. of course anyone would want to 'be him' .. you're a lying sack of shit if you say no

[ForeverHeat]

Are F'ing serious?



who cares why he's doing it.....he's doing it. ( everything we do is to fill voids)

would it get tired after awhile?..possibly.

then you would wake up and think about all those sad sacs going to work everyday....or having to sleep with the same piece of azz everyday....or living the same ol' tired lifestyle.....never pushing yo limits or testing yo self ...just getting in a rut and becoming a number.



I would take partying and slaying top shelf ho's erryday of the week and twice on Sunday.







just being real.

This is stupid. There isnt a number of positive things a person needs to be happy. All you did was write shit that you dont have and that you wish for. This guy was born into money, this is nothing to him. No ones can be happy for having something they always had. Its like my being happy I have all my limbs and Im not starving. Of course I am grateful, and I am happy that I am not disabled, and that I have a house, but that alone isnt enough to make my life happy. I need more. But to a person who is homeless and in a wheelchair, they would want my life as much as I may want this guys. But that doesnt mean Im happy. Just like it doesnt mean hes happy. Which he probably isnt judging from how hes trying really hard to show off his lifestyle.

[Jailblazers7]

I'm with miller-time. I'd enjoy that lifestyle for a while but would get tired of it. Definitely jealous of his money tho. It'd be nice to have the option to live like that if I wanted to but I think I would need something more substantial going on for me to feel content.

[~primetime~]

yeah I just want his money not his actual life...I'm not swapping lives with any man, I have a family

If I'm going to swap lives with someone it's going to be very young boy, like 5 :oldlol: ...AND born into insane wealth, I'm trying to live forever

[imdaman99]

I wouldn't trade lives but I would definitely trade money :roll:

Lifetime of vacationing... sign me up :rockon: And if I get bored, I'll buy a dairy queen and run it :pimp:

[ZenMaster]

He was born into money but he is in fact a pretty good poker player, plays in some crazy high stakes games.

[DukeDelonte13]

He was born into money but he is in fact a pretty good poker player, plays in some crazy high stakes games.


no such thing as a good or elite poker player. Just those that know how to play the game and those that don't. You just need a lot of capital to be considered "elite"

[~primetime~]

no such thing as a good or elite poker player. Just those that know how to play the game and those that don't. You just need a lot of capital to be considered "elite"
this is 100% false

[~primetime~]

http://www.poker-king.com/images/profiles/tom_dwan_06.jpg


^^^ Tom Dwan

started with $50 on Full Tilt Poker at age 17 and turned it into millions
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Dwan

dude is a fckin a rain man at poker...and still not better than Phil Ivey, who has taken Dwan for millions

[CeltsGarlic]

Everybody wants to be a *****, but nobody wants to be a *****

[Draz]

Was just on the high way and this Asian was driving an audi r8 he was business orientated and I'm just like dam wonder what he does. Then I see nice bmws drive pass and a Rolls-Royce pass by and I'm like ugh. These cars someway somehow make the last good looking car look like shit.

No matter what you do in life, there will always be someone who will one up you whether financially, health wise, or just happiness.

[ForeverHeat]

Was just on the high way and this Asian was driving an audi r8 he was business orientated and I'm just like dam wonder what he does. Then I see nice bmws drive pass and a Rolls-Royce pass by and I'm like ugh. These cars someway somehow make the last good looking car look like shit.

No matter what you do in life, there will always be someone who will one up you whether financially, health wise, or just happiness.

True that.

[ZenMaster]

no such thing as a good or elite poker player. Just those that know how to play the game and those that don't. You just need a lot of capital to be considered "elite"

I play poker for a living and can say from experience that you're very wrong here.

[East_Stone_Ya]

no i don't envy this dude, he pays to get laid.......so beta

[ForeverHeat]

no i don't envy this dude, he pays to get laid.......so beta

How beta do you have to be to be rich and still have to pay to get laid. Its not like hes paying for Katy Perry or something, these are just random hoes.

[ZenMaster]

What's the best real money poker site? Full Tilt?

Doubt I'll make a living off of it but I don't mind losing a few hundred to try my luck.

Not much difference tbh, FT is fine but Pokerstars has the most players. Almost 200.000 online there right now.

Different countries will have different rules for different sites when it comes to taxation though, so you want to check that out as there is no need to pay personal tax on your winnings when you could just have picked another site.

[LBJ 23]

I play poker for a living and can say from experience that you're very wrong here.


You play poker for a living? Please share some more details, I also currently make a living with something poker related, not playing though

[~primetime~]

How do you know he's paying? His status (whatever that is) alone can get him pssy.
His status pretty much equates to Bruce Wayne...he even has 4 year SEAL training

if there is ever a masked hero saving us from crime he is suspect #1

[jamal99]

Sure looks fun, but I don't know if that kind of lifestyle would fulfill me in the long term. Would be hella awesome for the first few years or so...

I'd love that financial security tho, don't have to worry about money at all...

[ZenMaster]

You play poker for a living? Please share some more details, I also currently make a living with something poker related, not playing though

Well I played professionally for about 5 years in the middle of the 00's and after a few years break I've started up again this year.
I'm still in the early part of moving up in stakes so not making crazy money. I'm playing a lot better than I thought I would at this point, and since I've gone through all of this before I'm really feeling good about my play and situation.
Just got to keep the grind going and reach the supernova level on Pokerstars as it would help my rakeback a lot for next year.

What do you do in the community?

[LBJ 23]

Well I played professionally for about 5 years in the middle of the 00's and after a few years break I've started up again this year.
I'm still in the early part of moving up in stakes so not making crazy money. I'm playing a lot better than I thought I would at this point, and since I've gone through all of this before I'm really feeling good about my play and situation.
Just got to keep the grind going and reach the supernova level on Pokerstars as it would help my rakeback a lot for next year.

What do you do in the community?


Nice man. What stakes are you playing currently? Are you bumhunting only?

I would rather not talk what I do since it's something which is not very smart to brag about on the internet.

[ace23]

Who is this dude?

[DCL]

he's burning money like mike tyson. not sure how much is in his trust fund, but he looks like he doesn't give a shit about the long term future.

[ZenMaster]

Nice man. What stakes are you playing currently? Are you bumhunting only?

I would rather not talk what I do since it's something which is not very smart to brag about on the internet.

I'd consider them low as I've literally played games 100 times bigger in the past, but those where some pretty big games.

No bumhunting on these stakes at all, I'm confident I can beat everybody there.

Have to say what you do sounds real shady if it's related to poker but you want say what it is. Should I be worried you're tracking my IP right now to install a trojan? :(

[ArbitraryWater]

Okay I just googled him and checked out some of his Instagram Pics... Only saw 1 pic of his before... that said "I thought life was fair until i found out about dan bilzerian"


Dont tell me he ****s all those girls too... Does he pay them for pics, makes it seem like hes austin powers, or does he really dig them all up and smashes em?

would be rare.. very rare.

[LBJ 23]

I'd consider them low as I've literally played games 100 times bigger in the past, but those where some pretty big games.

No bumhunting on these stakes at all, I'm confident I can beat everybody there.

Have to say what you do sounds real shady if it's related to poker but you want say what it is. Should I be worried you're tracking my IP right now to install a trojan? :(

Props to you for being confident you can take anyone down :cheers:

No, it's nothing like that don't worry. It's the fact that I share the same exact fear as you do, that's why I don't wanna talk about it on here :)

[CavaliersFTW]

this the type of dude to hire mark cuban to do his landscaping

[AlphaWolf24]

Okay I just googled him and checked out some of his Instagram Pics... Only thing I knew before of him, saw some pic that said "I thought life was fair until i found out about dan bilzerian"

Dont tell me he ****s all those girls too... I legit wonder if he doesnt have to do much to get them there, ****s them all, then ends it... or like most do/can only do, buy the girls for some pics, but in reality they aint getting no *****..

this dude honestly looks like he smashes em too, rare.. very rare.


what?

who taught you how to spoke?


( sorry if engrish is yo 2nd language)

[~primetime~]

his net worth (according to the internets) is roughly $100m

so yeah, he is no Mark Cuban, and he could in fact go broke even if he doesn't chill, Iverson blew that much...Tyson blew over $300m. His yacht alone looks like it is around $20m



kind of let down tbh...he is definitely fronting like a billionaire

he is like an advanced form of the "$30k millionaire" :lol

[ArbitraryWater]

what?

who taught you how to spoke?


( sorry if engrish is yo 2nd language)

lol.. changed it a bit... yea the top of my post looked ugly lmfao

[Bandito]

I know I want to be him. Manly beard, money, great shape and hot bitches?

The stories he could tell..

[alenleomessi]

no i don't envy this dude, he pays to get laid.......so beta
you pay to get laid too when you think about it..

[CavaliersFTW]

his net worth (according to the internets) is roughly $100m

so yeah, he is no Mark Cuban, and he could in fact go broke even if he doesn't chill, Iverson blew that much...Tyson blew over $300m. His yacht alone looks like it is around $20m



kind of let down tbh...he is definitely fronting like a billionaire

he is like an advanced form of the "$30k millionaire" :lol
Damn, this dude sounds beta now. Millionaire spending like a billionaire.

[Derka]

Nothing in those pics makes me envy his lifestyle, but he's doing what he wants to do so more power to him. I ain't gonna judge.

[alenleomessi]

Nothing in those pics makes me envy his lifestyle, but he's doing what he wants to do so more power to him. I ain't gonna judge.
you are gay and seasick?

[Derka]

you are gay and seasick?

I am neither. I certainly don't own a yacht like that but the 18' Key Largo my old man doesn't use anymore certainly does the job for my fishing exploits.

[Just2McFly]

its honestly not cool when everyone knows its your parents money:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

i still don't want to be this guy. this guy is following the masculine stereotype to the tee.....he needs to grow up fam

[B-hoop]

I'd consider them low as I've literally played games 100 times bigger in the past, but those where some pretty big games.

No bumhunting on these stakes at all, I'm confident I can beat everybody there.

Have to say what you do sounds real shady if it's related to poker but you want say what it is. Should I be worried you're tracking my IP right now to install a trojan? :(

What would you suggest for a beginner? Any books or should i just start playing online to learn it?

[Swaggin916]

Like anything else... it would get old after a while. But hell yea I'd like to experience that for some time. I'm not a materialistic person but I can appreciate nice things.

[BigBoss]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92c38xz5c1ru96bco1_1280.png



So you err kind of need to be a businessman, doctor, lawyer, etc first. What you do with your money is your prerogative.

[Patrick Chewing]

The only man I want to be like


http://s2.hubimg.com/u/686903_f520.jpg

[Rocketswin2013]

He's Bruce Wayne.

[Done_And_Done]

Look at the caption on his most recent post lol

[DonDadda59]

The only man I want to be like


http://s2.hubimg.com/u/686903_f520.jpg

Cesare Borgia?

And the only thing I envy about that man is his beard. Shit looks like he hired professional landscapers to go to work on it.

I've known too many trust fund babies like him though, and I'm talking actual billionaires.

[Oly BC]

People calling women "bitchez" or "pieces of ass" have a kiloton of issues and no amount of instagraming says otherwise convincingly.



you pay to get laid too when you think about it..
There is a great number of women that doesn't expect the guy to pay for the date, that doesn't expect expensive gifts etc
It's just that those women reject mindless drones so the ones remaining are the ones you're describing.



I'd like to be Jim Chanos or someone equivalent. Being smarter than others is a luxury most people can't afford at any price.

[Oly BC]

Okay I just googled him and checked out some of his Instagram Pics... Only saw 1 pic of his before... that said "I thought life was fair until i found out about dan bilzerian"


Dont tell me he ****s all those girls too... Does he pay them for pics, makes it seem like hes austin powers, or does he really dig them all up and smashes em?

would be rare.. very rare.
Wasn't there this one guy that used to buy courtside seats for lakers games and show up with 20 year old models? Sort of a minor celebrity in his own right. Paying someone for dates and hand holding in front of a smartphone.




Would never wanna be this guy. Reasons:


2. Money is nowhere near as good when you are born into it. Being poor or average financially and having a breakthrough to becoming rich is a better feeling than this guy can ever have. Being rich is equivalent to being able to walk to that guy. Its nothing to us, but if we were in a wheelchair and one day we could walk, it would make you happy every single day.
Being richer makes someone happier marginally but after a point the effect is pretty small.

Also changes in your lifestyle have an effect until you get used to them, they researched lottery winners and people who were left paralyzed and after a year they had returned to "normal levels of happines".
That you need constant change to keep the thrill intact is why many rich people end up buying crazy stuff. This character for example would pay one escort, then two, then ten and in a while he'd have to fly to Thailand to taste 15year old slave p*ssy to get hard.

[Shade8780]

Someone made a parody account :lol

http://instagram.com/nadbilzerian

[tgan3]

He's a poker player who claims he makes millions from poker (obviously bullshit he plays with his pops money)

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

heart attack before age 30 lol

but to be fair he did do a damn good job compiling pics that had the exact balance of wealth women and manly hobbies that the millenial generation is supposed to chase

[shlver]

What an insult to every professional that has poured their time and effort into their career. I know for a fact if I had the financial security to support myself without practicing medicine, I would move to a medically disadvantaged country and practice without pay. Most normal people have different goals other than ****ing a different girl every day. Plenty of men would love to trade portfolios, but I think very few of them would actually live that kind of life.

[Meticode]

I don't wish to be anyone else on this Earth.

[tgan3]

What's the best real money poker site? Full Tilt?

Doubt I'll make a living off of it but I don't mind losing a few hundred to try my luck.

If you go in with this mentality you will lose your money period. Only 20% of online poker players make money, and few make big bucks. With some study or even common sense, you probably can make money at micro/low stakes, but mid stakes onwards takes hardwork and study, you probably really have to play every day and review your hands constantly. Also many players have online tools at higher levels to help them know the exact % you raise/fold/call and make an assumption of the probable hands you likely have...

So, anything that concerns money is a tough world.

[Derka]

So who is this guy? What does he do aside from take pictures of absurd amounts of guns and women?