Udonis Haslem threatens Lance Stephenson

[JohnMax]

"I'm going to f--- you up," Haslem clearly said, followed by either "That's real" or "I swear," depending on your current level of lip-reading skills.


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[Smook A.]

When an NBA player says "Im going to f*ck you up" or "Im gonna beat your ass", the player they threaten should never believe them :lol

We all know Udonis is just saying that to get under his skin. He's not gonna really f*ck him up.

Now if Chris Bosh said that... things would be a little different... if you know what I mean

[roffie]

to me the last part looks like i swear

[ABfor3]

When an NBA player says "Im going to f*ck you up" or "Im gonna beat your ass", the player they threaten should never believe them :lol

We all know Udonis is just saying that to get under his skin. He's not gonna really f*ck him up.

Now if Chris Bosh said that... things would be a little different... if you know what I mean
:oldlol: but foreal though, Haslem from Miami ghetto, Stephenson is from Brooklyn..them nigs would go toe to toe

[plowking]

When an NBA player says "Im going to f*ck you up" or "Im gonna beat your ass", the player they threaten should never believe them :lol

We all know Udonis is just saying that to get under his skin. He's not gonna really f*ck him up.

Now if Chris Bosh said that... things would be a little different... if you know what I mean

I think Stephenson knows the threat is somewhat real. He did get elbowed damn hard in the throat last time he was messing about.

[KyleKong]

When an NBA player says "Im going to f*ck you up" or "Im gonna beat your ass", the player they threaten should never believe them :lol

We all know Udonis is just saying that to get under his skin. He's not gonna really f*ck him up.

Now if Chris Bosh said that... things would be a little different... if you know what I mean

Wrong. Haslem would actually fvck him up. Remember what he did to Tyler Hansbrough

[Smook A.]

:oldlol: but foreal though, Haslem from Miami ghetto, Stephenson is from Brooklyn..them nigs would go toe to toe
Haha I wouldn't be surprised if they go at it

[Smook A.]

Wrong. Haslem would actually fvck him up. Remember what he did to Tyler Hansbrough
Yeah I remember that

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[plowking]

Wrong. Haslem would actually fvck him up. Remember what he did to Tyler Hansbrough

Lance is a big, strong, bull of a 2 guard. He has to be one of the strongest two guards ever including the likes of Dwyane Wade, Harden and MJ off the top of my head.

[Droid101]

...did Udonis even play a minute of this game?

He's a bitch.

[JohnFreeman]

...did Udonis even play a minute of this game?

He's a bitch.
How?

[plowking]

How?
Because he plays for the Heat, and naturally he has to hate on everything Heat related.

You know this dude is furious any time the Heat win? It comes off as obvious in the way he posts. Tries to justify everything against the Heat.

[JohnFreeman]

Because he plays for the Heat, and naturally he has to hate on everything Heat related.

You know this dude is furious any time the Heat win? It comes off as obvious in the way he posts. Tries to justify everything against the Heat.
Even the Laker fans hate Droid :lol

[Droid101]

How?
Uhhh... because he's yelling at him from the sidelines instead of actually doing something on the court?

He's a bitch. If he actually manned up and did something to retaliate in the game, I would have nothing to say.

However, Udonis was a bitch yelling from the bench (where he belongs).

[JohnFreeman]

Uhhh... because he's yelling at him from the sidelines instead of actually doing something on the court?

He's a bitch. If he actually manned up and did something to retaliate in the game, I would have nothing to say.

However, Udonis was a bitch yelling from the bench (where he belongs).
Like Stephenson did to LeBron 2 years before? K bro.

[Droid101]

Like Stephenson did to LeBron 2 years before? K bro.
Who the **** is talking about things that happened two years ago?

[JohnFreeman]

Who the **** is talking about things that happened two years ago?
Well it's not like UD is barking at someone completely innocent? I think you are just hating because it's the Heat.

[Droid101]

Well it's not like UD is barking at someone completely innocent? I think you are just hating because it's the Heat.
Did you even watch the game? LeBron was even holding him back telling him how stupid he was being.

Udonis is a bitch. Has been for a couple of years now.

[JohnFreeman]

Did you even watch the game? LeBron was even holding him back telling him how stupid he was being.

Udonis is a bitch. Has been for a couple of years now.
He is just holding him back to not get fined. I don't see how he is a bitch, but ok then.

[r15mohd]

Did you even watch the game? LeBron was even holding him back telling him how stupid he was being.

Udonis is a bitch. Has been for a couple of years now.


What has he done in his ENTIRE career that would classify him as a bitch?!?

[NumberSix]

Da fυckin' Pacers put in dat work to have a game 7 on deir court.

[plowking]

Even the Laker fans hate Droid :lol

You going out tonight? Or you got study?

I'm thinking of going to the Regatta.

[JohnFreeman]

You going out tonight? Or you got study?

I'm thinking of going to the Regatta.
I am actually quite sick today, been running to the toilet all afternoon :lol
Might be playing basketball tomorrow in Indooroopilly

[plowking]

I am actually quite sick today, been running to the toilet all afternoon :lol
Might be playing basketball tomorrow in Indooroopilly

You talking about the shitty half court near the high school?

Why not just go to the university while you're nearby. So much better.

[JohnFreeman]

You talking about the shitty half court near the high school?

Why not just go to the university while you're nearby. So much better.
Nah there is an awesome court with a net and proper size

[Prometheus]

Droid's hatred is soft and feminine

would like to see a brawl between these two btw. i hate lance but he would obviously scrap. i think ud would win but probably in a good fight

[Haymaker]

Haslem always messing with smaller dudes. Fake tough guy.

[royalbluecosby]

Haslem always messing with smaller dudes. Fake tough guy.

Name these smaller dudes Haslem messes with? Last altercation UD had was with West and Hansbrough and he used to get into it with Jermanie O'Neal earlier in his career. Haslem isn't KG

[Fox]

Lol @ all the mad Laker fakkits ITT.

[NumberSix]

Droid's hatred is soft and feminine

would like to see a brawl between these two btw. i hate lance but he would obviously scrap. i think ud would win but probably in a good fight
He's a D'ran stan.

[BasedTom]

He was sticking up for his team-mates. Just like Battier was later on in the game.

People are questioning his toughness? He was born in Liberty City... Probably the worst ghetto in Florida

[Haymaker]

He was sticking up for his team-mates. Just like Battier was later on in the game.

People are questioning his toughness? He was born in Liberty City... Probably the worst ghetto in Florida
***** ass ghetto.

[Bandito]

Lance is a big, strong, bull of a 2 guard. He has to be one of the strongest two guards ever including the likes of Dwyane Wade, Harden and MJ off the top of my head.
:biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums:

[NoGunzJustSkillz]

Droid's hatred is soft and feminine

would like to see a brawl between these two btw. i hate lance but he would obviously scrap. i think ud would win but probably in a good fight
would rather see west v. ud

[TheNaturalWR]

Lance is a big, strong, bull of a 2 guard. He has to be one of the strongest two guards ever including the likes of Dwyane Wade, Harden and MJ off the top of my head.

But he and Harden are on the chunky side, you can clearly see they carry at least 15-17% body fat. Wade and MJ are actually rather lean.

[ArbitraryWater]

Because he plays for the Heat, and naturally he has to hate on everything Heat related.

You know this dude is furious any time the Heat win? It comes off as obvious in the way he posts. Tries to justify everything against the Heat.

He literally once posted "LeBron sucks!!!!" Dude couldn't take it anymore.. just let go off his true feelings. What a deranged nut... Once mods get banning powers, he's gone.

[ArbitraryWater]

UD :applause:

[royalbluecosby]

***** ass ghetto.

U seem wild racist

[mark henson 123]

ud could beat lances booty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:yaohappy:

[Straight_Ballin]

U seem wild racist

Not this shit again. Educate yourself on the difference between ghetto and black.

Educated black man can understand what Mark Cuban said.
Ghetto ass fool can't understand what Mark Cuban said, and calls anyone that agrees with Mark Cuban (such as Steven A Smith) an uncle Tom.

[ILLsmak]

But he and Harden are on the chunky side, you can clearly see they carry at least 15-17% body fat. Wade and MJ are actually rather lean.

you think Lance is 15-17% body fat...?

-Smak

[Legends66NBA7]

Meh, neither of them are going to do shit. Let's say in hypothetical, though...

Who has better martial arts background ? That should decide who would win.

[CelticBaller]

Stephenson got Haslem mad af :oldlol:

[bigkingsfan]

The guy that gets the first sucker punch in wins.

[Human Error]

...did Udonis even play a minute of this game?

He's a bitch.
Haslem was many things throughout his career, a glorified scrub, an overrated role player, the least talented player on the floor etc, but a bitch is not one of them. He plays bigger than he is and his effort is always there though his talent is not.

[Prometheus]

would rather see west v. ud

udonis has toughness, from the hood, won't back down, but west would smash him. Bigger, stronger, and most importantly he actually has boxing training. it's great to be a tough guy but trained fighters will beat untrained fighters

[plowking]

But he and Harden are on the chunky side, you can clearly see they carry at least 15-17% body fat. Wade and MJ are actually rather lean.

Fat is stored energy. It gives you strength as well.

You can have low bf% and be weak and muscly, but have a high bf% and be extremely strong.

[Draz]

Haslem wouldn't do shit. He may have punked hans but it wouldn't fly with Lance Lance would body him

[FultzNationRISE]

Dang.

Did he ever **** him up??

[Jasper]

"I'm going to f--- you up," Haslem clearly said, followed by either "That's real" or "I swear," depending on your current level of lip-reading skills.


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Haslem and Lance are good smokin friends "I'm going to fvck you up' refers to the new weed that came from Jamaica.