How the NBA will die

[BlackWhiteGreen]

http://www.sbnation.com/nba/2014/6/3/5772796/nba-y2k-series-finale-the-death-of-basketball

Worth a read even if you don't play 2k, absolutely genius.

[Kblaze8855]

That is actually hilarious towards the end.

[Sarcastic]

Cliff notes please.

[Kblaze8855]

He rigs the league by planting an expanding group of impossibly awful players who gradually come to be the majority as the good players retire. PERs go out of control as the average player is so terrible it throws the numbers off. I think Kyrie had a PER of 67 in like 2024. Its not realistic its just funny to read the simulated results.

Nerlens Noel ends up like 5 time MVP but cant get a ring....he and Anthony Davis are the last real players left in like 2030 and battle it out to see who wins...and noel ends his career ringless because his awful point wont get him the ball.

[russwest0]

Obama still the president in 15 years?

:wtf:

[BlkMambaGOAT]

:cry:

It's...it's too beautiful

[NustABut]

holy sh1t op thank you so much

laughed so hard :lol

[QuebecBaller]

Andrew Bynum retired in 2025???? :eek: :eek: :eek:

He probably went to Phoenix :lol

Also in the 2024-2025 season: "After 14 seasons together, the Thunder's Durant-Westbrook-Ibaka nucleus is finally broken. Serge Ibaka retires at the end of the season"

2026-2027: Kyrie Irving, still with the Cavaliers, has won his fifth consecutive MVP award.

[Sh0tee]

I liked the part when the Bobcats won the title. Also the final which took 12 overtimes for a winner.

[buddha]

http://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/assets/4530649/3-0_medium.png

this made me lol

[ZMonkey11]

I teared up I was laughing so hard. hahahahahaha

[Unbiased_one]

:lol

[ballup]

This is just too damn good. Obama staying prez in 2018. :lol



2016-17


NBA teams are still deftly avoiding Doomsday players at all costs, with one exception. The Knicks don't seem to understand how terrible these players are. Inexplicably, they've filled half their roster with Doomsday players, almost all of whom finish with Player Efficiency Ratings (PERs) in the negatives.

[ballup]

Unpaid NBA interns :roll:

http://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/assets/4522395/jiggity2.png

[dilley]

That was great, thanks.

[robert de niro]

shit that was hilarious :oldlol:

[ibjar7]

I dont post much on this forum(enjoy reading brans and kobe stans going at it) but I had to post...I love creative writing and lookin to publish some work someday...I couldve had a million tries but never woulve thought of something this creative. Great read!:applause:

[NBAplayoffs2001]

:roll: :roll: this is hilarious

[f0und]

this is one of the greatest things ive ever read

the gifs and vid at the end :roll:

the whole thing is just a masterpiece

[Beastmode88]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[305Baller]

http://media3.giphy.com/media/MjeLFmy6Lx8di/giphy.gif

[BoutPractice]

"At the end of the season, there is a catastrophic exodus of talent. Five Hall of Famers retire, including Anthony Bennett."

"He drains five of only seven shots. His teammates simply will not feed him the ball. In contrast, the Hawks' point guard, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, is 1-for-9. Bob Humann, most egregiously, is 2-for-18."

"Charlotte, at long last, has its NBA title. Anthony Davis has carried them there singlehandedly, but he's delivered one final insult on his way out of the league. The Finals MVP award is given instead to point guard Moses Pippy. Throughout the playoffs, Pippy has averaged 3.3 points per game, shooting .284. There is absolutely no logic behind it."

"The Magic are 0-for-193 from the field before Sammy Tentoes hits the game-winning three. Orlando and Denver shoot a combined 1-for-372, or .003. It doesn't matter where they shoot from."

:lol

[Meticode]

All of this was pretty funny, but I almost spit my drink out when i read "After 20 years of not coaching Don Nelson at 82 decide to return to coach." :roll:

[Meticode]

I went to this guy's YouTube channel and he has a skit where he puts a young Kobe on the same Lakers team as the current Kobe...hilarious...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcO_JvK9C-8

Kobes of past, present and future: http://www.sbnation.com/2014/4/17/5598880/nba-y2k-kobe-bryant

[ILLsmak]

That is actually hilarious towards the end.

It's a funny concept, but funny shit is gonna happen regardless in NBA 2k.

With decent writing behind it, it will be funny.

-Smak

[East_Stone_Ya]

hhhaha thanks for sharing OP :applause:

[bingoa]

hhhaha thanks for sharing OP :applause:
this

[AirFederer]

Ha ha a 1 foot tall Kobe this is too funny :lol

http://youtu.be/URztzJt2n00

[Real14]

Unpaid NBA interns :roll:

http://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/assets/4522395/jiggity2.png
what tha phuck iz a bob jiggity? :biggums: