Weird question..

[Fudge]

But has anybody jerked off to a Facebook or Instagram photo of a chick that you want so bad but can't get? Or has anybody jerked off to a thought of a girl and just sat there on your bed, eyes closed, paper towels on bed, and wanking it to the very thought of said girl? Idk...Feeling like it's the closest you'll ever get to her?

[ace23]

Yes.

[Fudge]

Yes.
Details bro. Just thinking of her naked in front of you? fantasy scenario where you're smashing her in the back of your pickup truck after a romantic date? Or did you wank it to her pics?

[ace23]

Details bro. Just thinking of her naked in front of you? fantasy scenario where you're smashing her in the back of your pickup truck after a romantic date? Or did you wank it to her pics?
I simulate in my head at least 10 different ways of ****ing a chick when I'm fapping to her. Idk

[Theoo]

yes man all times . i want fk ** latineheat so bad . i lay to my bed , get a luberication and alot tissue , take my undarwear off and jerk to my dickes . i imagine latineheat in dwade jersey and pull up , fk ** to her vagine from behind . sometime fk ** to her ass , sometime do a normal sexing . my favorite fantasy that she sucking to my dickes while i watch nba game , that are 99-99 score in nba final game , 10 second left , LERBRON DO GAME WIN SHOTS , i have orgasmic into latine heat mouth at same time , game win orgasmic , and latineheat swallot to my *** .

[Done_And_Done]

yes man all times . i want fk ** latineheat so bad . i lay to my bed , get a luberication and alot tissue , take my undarwear off and jerk to my dickes . i imagine latineheat in dwade jersey and pull up , fk ** to her vagine from behind . sometime fk ** to her ass , sometime do a normal sexing . my favorite fantasy that she sucking to my dickes while i watch nba game , that are 99-99 score in nba final game , 10 second left , LERBRON DO GAME WIN SHOTS , i have orgasmic into latine heat mouth at same time , game win orgasmic , and latineheat swallot to my *** .

:lol :lol

You should incorpeeate some hot romance into your next comic episode Theoo.

[JohnFreeman]

I have done this, and actually fvcked the girl, Wasn't that great.

[El Kabong]

But has anybody jerked off to a Facebook or Instagram photo of a chick that you want so bad but can't get? Or has anybody jerked off to a thought of a girl and just sat there on your bed, eyes closed, paper towels on bed, and wanking it to the very thought of said girl? Idk...Feeling like it's the closest you'll ever get to her?
I grew up in the era of dial up internet, that I didn't even get in the house until I was 15. Of course I've used my imagination when jerking off. I was like a god damn Walter Mitty with that shit.

[GimmeThat]

if facebook or instagram was some sort of cloud hardware to say like... your brain.

I would not know how any other reason or what possible ways someone could jerk off.

[BlazerRed]

This one time I.. nope.. I can't jerk to still pictures anymore unless it's my partner. Pictures are so oldschool man, you're meant to be stalking this chick and capturing some nice video for your archives.

[russwest0]

yeah. actually this is kind of embarassing but does anyone else just not use paper towels or an old sock or anything? that shit got me BUSTED the other day.

I was fapping to an instagram photo of a girl I used to talk to, blew my load all over my stomach, and then got up with my pants at my ankles bunny hopping across the room to get to the bathroom to clean up.

this is in my grandmas basement mind you. while I was doing this she was coming down the stairs (in the middle of the basement) with a plate full of cookies and saw everything... me fully naked, pants down at my ankles, bunny hopping across the room with my schlong bouncing up and down, my stomach covered in jizz, etc.....

she turned around and left the cookies upstairs and when I came to eat them she started talking and went on and about something she saw on dr. oz about porn addictions or some shit. twas awkward.

[russwest0]

yes man all times . i want fk ** latineheat so bad . i lay to my bed , get a luberication and alot tissue , take my undarwear off and jerk to my dickes . i imagine latineheat in dwade jersey and pull up , fk ** to her vagine from behind . sometime fk ** to her ass , sometime do a normal sexing . my favorite fantasy that she sucking to my dickes while i watch nba game , that are 99-99 score in nba final game , 10 second left , LERBRON DO GAME WIN SHOTS , i have orgasmic into latine heat mouth at same time , game win orgasmic , and latineheat swallot to my *** .

:lol :lol :lol

How did I miss this post

[Heavincent]

yeah. actually this is kind of embarassing but does anyone else just not use paper towels or an old sock or anything? that shit got me BUSTED the other day.

I was fapping to an instagram photo of a girl I used to talk to, blew my load all over my stomach, and then got up with my pants at my ankles bunny hopping across the room to get to the bathroom to clean up.

this is in my grandmas basement mind you. while I was doing this she was coming down the stairs (in the middle of the basement) with a plate full of cookies and saw everything... me fully naked, pants down at my ankles, bunny hopping across the room with my schlong bouncing up and down, my stomach covered in jizz, etc.....

she turned around and left the cookies upstairs and when I came to eat them she started talking and went on and about something she saw on dr. oz about porn addictions or some shit. twas awkward.

:roll:

[~primetime~]

Or has anybody jerked off to a thought of a girl and just sat there on your bed, eyes closed, paper towels on bed, and wanking it to the very thought of said girl?

so you're asking if anyone has ever laid in bed and jerked off thinking about a girl they can't get?

a better question would be what straight male HASN'T done that

[Fudge]

so you're asking if anyone has ever laid in bed and jerked off thinking about a girl they can't get?

a better question would be what straight male HASN'T done that
Y'all weird af if it ain't new to you.

I always need AT LEAST a photo reference. Idk, magazine, newspaper, etc. I tried it for the first time on my trip a few weeks ago in a hotel room when all of my room mates were out to eat. Shit felt...awk.

[TylerOO]

Absolutely.

[Myth]

But has anybody jerked off to a Facebook or Instagram photo of a chick that you want so bad but can't get? Or has anybody jerked off to a thought of a girl and just sat there on your bed, eyes closed, paper towels on bed, and wanking it to the very thought of said girl? Idk...Feeling like it's the closest you'll ever get to her?

Isn't that the point of Facebook?

[riseagainst]

absolutely, but instead of doing it to girls, i do it to guys.