View Full Version : Players are lost in the woods ... who becomes a leader?
Nikola_
06-05-2014, 03:11 PM
1st group
Russell Westbrook
Kobe Bryant
Paul Pierce
Lebron James
Joakim Noah
2nd group
Deron Williams
James Harden
Kevin Durant
Blake Griffin
Dwight Howard
Who you got?
Fiddlesticks
06-05-2014, 03:13 PM
1st group
Russell Westbrook
Kobe Bryant
Paul Pierce
Lebron James
Joakim Noah
2nd group
Deron Williams
James Harden
Kevin Durant
Blake Griffin
Dwight Howard
Who you got?
Kobe and Deron Williams
SexSymbol
06-05-2014, 03:15 PM
1st group
Russell Westbrook
Kobe Bryant
Paul Pierce
Lebron James
Joakim Noah
2nd group
Deron Williams
James Harden
Kevin Durant
Blake Griffin
Dwight Howard
Who you got?
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Im Still Ballin
06-05-2014, 03:17 PM
Lebron and Dwight.
People saying Kobe... he can't do shit without a bigman
buddha
06-05-2014, 03:18 PM
1st group -
Westbrook and Bryant fight over every single decision but nobody has the balls to fight it out, after a few days of struggling for power they come to a balance and are co-leaders. Pierce is a loner who cracks passive aggressive jokes behind the leaders back because he secretly wants to call the shots but nobody takes his rat-faced ass seriously, he eventually leaves the group and ventures into the woods alone only to be eaten by a wolves. LeBron James has no problem deferring and does everything the leaders tell him to do, he is the workhorse of the group, always gathering wood for fires, looking for water, and staying up late into the night on watch for bears. Joakim Noah is the bitch of the group who every pretends is a female and rapes in the butt. Real nikkas got needs nom sayin'? after weeks of wandering through the woods, Westbrook and Kobe lead James and Joanna to safety.
2nd group -
They all stay put and hope rescuers find them, they die of exposure.
Dr Seuss
06-05-2014, 03:20 PM
Lebron and Dwight.
People saying Kobe... he can't do shit without a bigman
good point. id take lebron too, because he can only succeed after teaming up with all stars like in group 1
casual_fan
06-05-2014, 03:21 PM
Lebron and Dwight.
People saying Kobe... he can't do shit without a bigman
Kobe would throw a tantrum after Noah refuses to carry him out of there.
But give me Blake or Durant over Dwight anytime.
Kobe will boss every1 and take all the credit when they are rescued.
I am a Kobe fan.
Im Still Ballin
06-05-2014, 03:23 PM
good point. id take lebron too, because he can only succeed after teaming up with all stars like in group 1
:confusedshrug:
That's the smartest thing to do in this situation...
riseagainst
06-05-2014, 03:24 PM
good point. id take lebron too, because he can only succeed after teaming up with all stars like in group 1
:roll: :roll:
:lol
riseagainst
06-05-2014, 03:25 PM
lebron is not suitable for this job. He doesn't have the mental capacity for a leader.
I am a lebron fan.
Mr.Kite
06-05-2014, 03:25 PM
1st group
Russell Westbrook
Kobe Bryant
Paul Pierce
Lebron James
Joakim Noah
2nd group
Deron Williams
James Harden
Kevin Durant
Blake Griffin
Dwight Howard
Who you got?
Group 1 - Bran. With a group like that, who can't survive?
group 2 - pray group 1 finds them
Im Still Ballin
06-05-2014, 03:26 PM
lebron is not suitable for this job. He doesn't have the mental capacity for a leader.
I am a lebron fan.
...........
he's been a leader virtually his whole life. and with good success.
J Shuttlesworth
06-05-2014, 03:27 PM
I trust Ibaka over anyone in that situation :lol
TonyD
06-05-2014, 03:28 PM
Blake Griffin because he was a cub scout from 1st grade through 5th.
Im Still Ballin
06-05-2014, 03:29 PM
Blake Griffin because he was a cub scout from 1st grade through 5th.
Sauce?
Group one..
Kobe leads the way, Lebron is happy to defer...
WestBrook is in charge of shooting wild game for food.. some night's they eat some nights they don't
Pierce sprains his ankle and the group has to carry him out. The last 500 feet Pierce announces he's healed and walks into the medias circus that's been staked out awaiting the groups return
Noah lifts the wandering packs spirits and scares wild animals away.. 3 times hes seen by other hikers and spawns reports of bigfoot
Im Still Ballin
06-05-2014, 03:40 PM
Kobe a leader.....LOL
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Jlamb47
06-05-2014, 03:50 PM
Kobe
Durant
Jailblazers7
06-05-2014, 03:52 PM
1st group
Russell Westbrook
Kobe Bryant
Paul Pierce
Lebron James
Joakim Noah
2nd group
Deron Williams
James Harden
Kevin Durant
Blake Griffin
Dwight Howard
Who you got?
1st
Lebron turns into the leader who is able to build consensus and influence the groups behavior. Too much stubbornness in that group they'd need someone with some political instincts to keep things together.
2nd
Dwight tries and gets everyone killed.
dubeta
06-05-2014, 04:19 PM
In the 1st group they separate and are hunted by kobe who secretly wants to r*pe them all, but Alphabrook comes and stops him :bowdown:
LeBron being the "King" becomes the natural leader, while Westbrook is the intimidater of the group, defending it from oppositions.
stephanieg
06-05-2014, 05:42 PM
First group: Noah. As the white guy he'll be the only one with camping experience.
MVBallin2K
06-05-2014, 05:55 PM
Group 2 would be the most interesting group of them all as barely any of them would make good leaders.
James Harden would get himself killed due to his lack of defensive instincts.
Dwight Howard's child mentality would keep him too busy being in wonder in the woods rather than leading anything.
Deron Williams would disappear when the pressure is on so that would be a terrible choice.
Durant would be close to a leader but considering his track record these past couple of years in the playoffs, he just couldn't be trusted to make it to the very end.
Blake Griffin would be leader due to his experience leading the Griffin Force.
inclinerator
06-05-2014, 05:55 PM
james harden freezes when a bear approaches, bear ignores him, durant slips and gets eaten, dwight tries to impregnate the bear, deron williams tries to crossover the bear and breaks both his ankles
guess that leave blake griffin
HOoopCityJones
06-05-2014, 06:11 PM
Kobe.
would take charge of both groups and thats the sad truth.
Love how idiots are dismissing the fact group 2 is filled with proven beta's compared to group 1.
played0ut
06-05-2014, 06:16 PM
...........
he's been a leader virtually his whole life. and with good success.
He's done well. But he's not a natural leader. He has no natural affinity for it. It was thrust on his shoulders at a young age.
Ditto Durant.
Anyway, if i had a choice I'd pick Larry Bird.
JUDGE WITNESS
06-05-2014, 06:22 PM
everybody in the first group kills each other
Mr. Jabbar
06-05-2014, 06:22 PM
Russell Westbrook
Kobe Bryant
Paul Pierce
Lebron James
Joakim Noah
2nd group
Deron Williams
James Harden
Kevin Durant
Blake Griffin
Dwight Howard
Group 1: Kobe hands down. Lebron would be assigned scout duties, as he is the best traveler and can disappear if danger arises. Kobe and Westbrook would be the hunters.
Group 2: Tough group, too many betas. Probably dwight leads them, just so they die of cold 1st night. Deron would be in charge of washing everyones clothes shall they survive first night.
RoundMoundOfReb
06-05-2014, 06:23 PM
LeBron and Blake. Second group is Beta as hell.
Milbuck
06-05-2014, 06:27 PM
Kobe and Lebron would take charge as they all work together to set Harden on fire. Dwight watches from a distance while texting a 13 year old.
HOoopCityJones
06-05-2014, 06:28 PM
Group 1: Kobe hands down. Lebron would be assigned scout duties, as he is the best traveler and can disappear if danger arises. Kobe and Westbrook would be the hunters.
Group 2: Tough group, too many betas. Probably dwight leads them, just so they die of cold 1st night. Deron would be in charge of washing everyones clothes shall they survive first night.
:roll:
AlphaWolf24
06-05-2014, 06:59 PM
real question is...
who is gonna be Ned Beatty....and who is gonna be the crazy hillbilly?
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Rodmantheman
06-06-2014, 06:17 AM
Lebron prone to cramping hurts Team A.
nathanjizzle
06-06-2014, 07:05 AM
1st group
Russell Westbrook
Kobe Bryant
Paul Pierce
Lebron James
Joakim Noah
2nd group
Deron Williams
James Harden
Kevin Durant
Blake Griffin
Dwight Howard
Who you got?
id put my money on joakim noah leading the way out. and deron williams for the 2nd group.
HOoopCityJones
06-06-2014, 07:08 AM
laughing at everyone who said Lebron.
stalkerforlife
06-06-2014, 01:22 PM
Kobe would lead both sets of guys, even if he was told that is impossible.
Amar'e_Juwanna
06-06-2014, 01:47 PM
group one would eventually balance out ego-wise in the face of opposition, while group 2 would collapse almost immediately. i took the liberty of assigning them classes, weapons, and special skills.
LeBron - Warrior - Great Sword - brute strength
Kobe - Rogue - Twin Daggers - silent but deadly
Westbrook - Beserker - Shotel + Double-Sided Axe - beserk mode
Noah - Cleric - Shillelagh + Great Wooden Shield - healing, tailoring
Pierce - Druid/Scout - Longbow + Pet Falcon - far sight, cooking
NBASTATMAN
06-06-2014, 01:57 PM
1st group
Russell Westbrook
Kobe Bryant
Paul Pierce
Lebron James
Joakim Noah
2nd group
Deron Williams
James Harden
Kevin Durant
Blake Griffin
Dwight Howard
Who you got?
Pierce than Westbrick
Durant
NBASTATMAN
06-06-2014, 02:00 PM
Kobe.
would take charge of both groups and thats the sad truth.
Love how idiots are dismissing the fact group 2 is filled with proven beta's compared to group 1.
Derek Fisher was always the leader not Kobe... Pierce would be the leader.. Straight out of OAKLAND.. Kobe got beat up by Childs and Reggie Miller :roll:
west_tip
06-06-2014, 04:16 PM
Derek Fisher was always the leader not Kobe... Pierce would be the leader.. Straight out of OAKLAND.. Kobe got beat up by Childs and Reggie Miller :roll:
Pierce grew up in Inglewood. Think you are confusing him with Payton.
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