Guinea pig breaks into all female encloser and impregnates 100 females.

[nathanjizzle]

Staff at Hatton Country World in Warwickshire couldn't understand why they suddenly had 100 pregnant guinea pigs on their hands - until they released one of the male rodents had managed to escape his enclosure and infiltrate the female-only enclosure.

They noticed that the exhausted father-to-be, now nicknamed Randy, had lost a little weight, but did not realise why until they discovered he was actually a male rodent being kept busy in the wrong pen.
The animal park, which already has 300 male and female guinea pigs, is now readying itself for a population boom in the next few weeks.

Manager Richard Craddock said: "One of our male guinea pigs managed to find his way into the female enclosure and had a very good time by the looks of it.

"We suspect a child may have placed him back in the wrong pen by accident after stroking him or Randy may have somehow broken out of his enclosure to get to the females. "

"We believe that the newly-named Randy could have impregnated up to 100 female guinea pigs, which have litters of about four, so if you do the maths we could be expecting quite a baby boom.
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[Trollsmasher]

:applause:

[kentatm]

like a boss :pimp:

[ArbitraryWater]

playa :applause:

[Kiddlovesnets]

lol Guinea Pig?

[ArbitraryWater]

http://news.images.itv.com/image/file/408776/article_img.jpg

take a look in the eyes of an ALPHA MALE!

Dude just ****ed about 100 chicks and impregnated them all :bowdown:

We can learn from that guy.. Very theoo-esque

[CavaliersFTW]

Randy :bowdown:

[Rodmantheman]

Damn he could father up to 400 babies.

[nathanjizzle]

We can learn from that guy.. Very theoo-esque

:bowdown:

http://oi58.tinypic.com/10hvpmx.jpg

[ArbitraryWater]

:bowdown:

http://oi58.tinypic.com/10hvpmx.jpg

:bowdown: :bowdown:

I'm glad he ain't no human otherwise we may be left with no chicks :lol

[CavaliersFTW]

:bowdown:

http://oi58.tinypic.com/10hvpmx.jpg
:applause:

[Andrei89]

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[Im so nba'd out]

:rockon: :pimp:

[lpublic_enemyl]

true alpha :bowdown:

[knickballer]

The Genghis Khan of guinea pigs :applause:

[Rocketswin2013]

:pimp:

[Done_And_Done]

:bowdown:

http://oi58.tinypic.com/10hvpmx.jpg

:lol

[9erempiree]

true alpha :bowdown:

Actually everyone on this thread who is praising this guinea pig is beta. I mean come on, to live your lives through a guinea pig?

:facepalm

[ArbitraryWater]

Actually everyone on this thread who is praising this guinea pig is beta. I mean come on, to live your lives through a guinea pig?

:facepalm

alphas dont need to worry about that stuff... they give praise when its deserved. keeping it real

[Derka]

Actually everyone on this thread who is praising this guinea pig is beta. I mean come on, to live your lives through a guinea pig?

:facepalm

Game recognize game. Way to be a true zeta, though.

[Meticode]

Life is a virus.

[dunksby]

Guinea got game! :applause:

[Magic731]

This thread is literally making me laugh out loud. Pure gold.

[bagelred]

The guinea pig's name? Dwight Howard.

[Draz]

Lmfao his face though

[Graviton]

Alpha or a rapist sociopath? I didn't hear nobody saying Kobe was alpha after that Colorado incident. :rolleyes:

[bagelred]

"Lil Dwight Howard", as I like to call him, needs his own rap video surrounded by all his dirty pigs.

[fiddy]

raped 100 female guinea pigs...

[DonDadda59]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/68/6869ca8747cf54eed8d44c42a1849a4c01f4a76951b169daf7 856bea3544e098.jpg

Based Randy :bowdown:

[East_Stone_Ya]

lol

[DonDadda59]

I could fvk 100 guinea pigs too if I wanted to

Guinea Pig Randy Savage > Macho Man Randy Savage.

[DonDadda59]

dudes impressed by fvking rodents now

You just salty cause Based Randy's got his PHD in the titty game :yaohappy:

[Smook A.]

http://i.imgur.com/vPsis0H.png

[YouGotServed]

Alpha or a rapist sociopath? I didn't hear nobody saying Kobe was alpha after that Colorado incident. :rolleyes:

:lol

[Rameek]

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6068/6074966575_eabd54e7ba.jpg

[Styles p]

http://i.imgur.com/adYnDTi.gif

[CeltsGarlic]

Mfer just doesnt take "no" for an answer.

[Shade8780]

Randy just doesnt care.

[HylianNightmare]

Can't believe it didn't die

[DonDadda59]

little fvkers dick probably got all kinds of diseases

I always wrap up. I'm very clean

Ol' Dirty Randy likes it raw :pimp:

You only mad cause youse a nerd, Randy stylin on you (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWZPFunQmxQ)


Can't believe it didn't die

Legends don't die, they multiply.

[Pra]

Based Randy :bowdown:

[ballup]

Weak era for guinea pigs. No competition.

[Relinquish]

Weak era for guinea pigs. No competition.

:roll:

[AintNoSunshine]

:oldlol: :bowdown: :bowdown: