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aboss4real24
06-09-2014, 05:38 PM
Im starting to do this More

im tired of having to talk to bitches 4 like weeks n shit or sumtimes months just to get the draws , n sumtime i still dont get it

Like wtf do we have to talk about !!!!!! uk wat i want

n then they wanna talk bout life n school n all dat sh it

im not down wit it


a escort u just pay , fu k , and thats it

they leave

n thats all i want nuthn more

any1 else does this on the reg?

TheReal Kendall
06-09-2014, 05:43 PM
I've done this before but never again.

I work hard for my money and I would rather jerk off then spend $80-$200 for some vag

Bless Mathews
06-09-2014, 05:56 PM
I've had great experiences.

One common misconception is that is robotic and in eventful.

Unless you're a 50 year old balding fat pervert, the hoes truly enjoy their time with you.

They're happy as fucc they don't gotta fucc an old fat perv.

90% of my experiences I've traded.

From a teener to ball, 5 to 10 m's, cost to me can be as low as 50.

Great times. No hassles, get how you want when you want it. No stress.

MP.Trey
06-09-2014, 05:57 PM
I usually just pay one.

TheReal Kendall
06-09-2014, 06:02 PM
I've had great experiences.

One common misconception is that is robotic and in eventful.

Unless you're a 50 year old balding fat pervert, the hoes truly enjoy their time with you.

They're happy as fucc they don't gotta fucc an old fat perv.

90% of my experiences I've traded.

From a teener to ball, 5 to 10 m's, cost to me can be as low as 50.

Great times. No hassles, get how you want when you want it. No stress.

Not true bro. I've had a couple that just rush the fvck outta you and 1 vag smelled like old salmon croquettes and tuna.

It's really a hit or miss

IamRAMBO24
06-09-2014, 06:16 PM
Not true bro. I've had a couple that just rush the fvck outta you and 1 vag smelled like old salmon croquettes and tuna.

It's really a hit or misss

:facepalm

RoseCity07
06-09-2014, 06:40 PM
Lol at OP paying for ***** when there's internet porn. Looks like you're the one that got screwed.

Smook A.
06-09-2014, 06:44 PM
This website is your friend: www.pornhub.com

**** escorts. Too god damn expensive

qrich
06-09-2014, 07:00 PM
AdultFriendFiender

$20 a month :cheers:

TheReal Kendall
06-09-2014, 07:12 PM
AdultFriendFiender

$20 a month :cheers:

I always thought that site was fake. From the ads there are fake women on there

qrich
06-09-2014, 07:15 PM
I always thought that site was fake. From the ads there are fake women on there

Probably is, but I'm sure OP would rather spend $20 and try it out instead of paying out $300 for the 15 seconds he probably lasts.

TheReal Kendall
06-09-2014, 07:16 PM
Probably is, but I'm sure OP would rather spend $20 and try it out instead of paying out $300 for the 15 seconds he probably lasts.

:roll:

Bless Mathews
06-09-2014, 07:19 PM
Not true bro. I've had a couple that just rush the fvck outta you and 1 vag smelled like old salmon croquettes and tuna.

It's really a hit or miss


Dayum.


You musta not been been snorting coke with em.

sick_brah07
06-10-2014, 12:25 AM
here is an idea that no one will actually listen to


take some time and invest some effort into your appearance and body

exercise or hit the gym, wash your damn face and improve your looks.
go to bars and talk to women and suggest one night stands you will be amazed how many will say yes if you show them your not some nut case that will brag to everyone

oh and here is the kicker you dont have to pay for shit, women want sex more than men

Fudge
06-10-2014, 12:32 AM
I've done it about 3 times.

Last time I called one up was like a month ago. Some Japanese or Korean looking chick. English wasn't her native language so she was saying a bunch of shit I couldn't understand. Kinda sketchy but rather picking her up, I was invited inside her condo instead, kind of freaked out at first, but i did a few lines to pump me up just in case shit hit the fan. Next thing you know, she throws me on her bed, gives me dome like a fcuking pro --quite surprised honestly-- then began to start licking my asshole. :lol Me being me, I made out with her after and fcuked her right afterwards. Shit was actually great. Awesome experience.

East_Stone_Ya
06-10-2014, 01:51 AM
I've done it about 3 times.

Last time I called one up was like a month ago. Some Japanese or Korean looking chick. English wasn't her native language so she was saying a bunch of shit I couldn't understand. Kinda sketchy but rather picking her up, I was invited inside her condo instead, kind of freaked out at first, but i did a few lines to pump me up just in case shit hit the fan. Next thing you know, she throws me on her bed, gives me dome like a fcuking pro --quite surprised honestly-- then began to start licking my asshole. :lol Me being me, I made out with her after and fcuked her right afterwards. Shit was actually great. Awesome experience.

http://www.virginchan.org/boards/b/image/1387/82/13878279495849.jpg

GimmeThat
06-10-2014, 02:22 AM
some girls are easily satisfied with money

some girls gets me satisfied when I stuff them with money


capitalism

any incest jokes? yea? welcome to insert it here
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Ball So Harden
06-10-2014, 02:30 AM
here is an idea that no one will actually listen to


take some time and invest some effort into your appearance and body

exercise or hit the gym, wash your damn face and improve your looks.
go to bars and talk to women and suggest one night stands you will be amazed how many will say yes if you show them your not some nut case that will brag to everyone

oh and here is the kicker you dont have to pay for shit, women want sex more than men

Listen to this pedophile.

Bless Mathews
06-10-2014, 03:04 AM
I've done it about 3 times.

Last time I called one up was like a month ago. Some Japanese or Korean looking chick. English wasn't her native language so she was saying a bunch of shit I couldn't understand. Kinda sketchy but rather picking her up, I was invited inside her condo instead, kind of freaked out at first, but i did a few lines to pump me up just in case shit hit the fan. Next thing you know, she throws me on her bed, gives me dome like a fcuking pro --quite surprised honestly-- then began to start licking my asshole. :lol Me being me, I made out with her after and fcuked her right afterwards. Shit was actually great. Awesome experience.
Poast of the week. :applause:

The "didn't even ask for rim and she gave it" is one of life's finest pleasures.

Bar none.

PHX_Phan
06-10-2014, 05:04 AM
Did it twice, ended up ****ing both girls afterwards a few times for no 'donation.'

Stopped after that. It was a good experience since the girls were pretty normal ASU chicks and it ended up leading to a short fwb situation both times. Don't wanna do it again, though.

Im so nba'd out
06-10-2014, 05:12 AM
here is an idea that no one will actually listen to


take some time and invest some effort into your appearance and body

exercise or hit the gym, wash your damn face and improve your looks.
go to bars and talk to women and suggest one night stands you will be amazed how many will say yes if you show them your not some nut case that will brag to everyone

oh and here is the kicker you dont have to pay for shit, women want sex more than men
http://i.imgur.com/CubQa.png
:whatever:

GimmeThat
06-10-2014, 05:28 AM
Did it twice, ended up ****ing both girls afterwards a few times for no 'donation.'

Stopped after that. It was a good experience since the girls were pretty normal ASU chicks and it ended up leading to a short fwb situation both times. Don't wanna do it again, though.

I won't say I know what "normal ASU chicks" mean

but short fwb situation ain't the worst thing in the world, if you know how it's going to end before you start.

the ability to abandon or stop paying attention to a girls sexual desire because your lustful thoughts had been filled by something else.

I actually have no clue if that's how fwb situtation ends I tell ya.

masonanddixon
06-10-2014, 06:24 AM
here is an idea that no one will actually listen to


take some time and invest some effort into your appearance and body

exercise or hit the gym, wash your damn face and improve your looks.
go to bars and talk to women and suggest one night stands you will be amazed how many will say yes if you show them your not some nut case that will brag to everyone

oh and here is the kicker you dont have to pay for shit, women want sex more than men

You're missing the point entirely.

It's not about self image or confidence, it's about ease of serving a biological urge.

PHX_Phan
06-10-2014, 06:32 AM
I won't say I know what "normal ASU chicks" mean

but short fwb situation ain't the worst thing in the world, if you know how it's going to end before you start.

the ability to abandon or stop paying attention to a girls sexual desire because your lustful thoughts had been filled by something else.

I actually have no clue if that's how fwb situtation ends I tell ya.

Before I found out how many girls do this type of shit on the reg, I didn't know what kind of girls I'd run into. Runaways? Parentless? Broken homes? Nah. These were typical two parent upper middle class white girls wanting to make some extra coin.

It surprised me, then.

magic chiongson
06-10-2014, 01:53 PM
I've done it about 3 times.

Last time I called one up was like a month ago. Some Japanese or Korean looking chick. English wasn't her native language so she was saying a bunch of shit I couldn't understand. Kinda sketchy but rather picking her up, I was invited inside her condo instead, kind of freaked out at first, but i did a few lines to pump me up just in case shit hit the fan. Next thing you know, she throws me on her bed, gives me dome like a fcuking pro --quite surprised honestly-- then began to start licking my asshole. :lol Me being me, I made out with her after and fcuked her right afterwards. Shit was actually great. Awesome experience.

you kissed her after she licked your asshole? i have trouble kissing chicks who just gave me a blowjob

Im so nba'd out
06-10-2014, 01:56 PM
Need to try this would take less effort.

DukeDelonte13
06-10-2014, 01:57 PM
OP if you are gonna do it do it where it's legal. Nothing more embarrassing and damaging if you get caught doing that sh*t.

Cactus-Sack
06-10-2014, 02:19 PM
OP if you are gonna do it do it where it's legal. Nothing more embarrassing and damaging if you get caught doing that sh*t.


:biggums:

You want a guy from NY to go to Nevada for a 10min bj?

qrich
06-10-2014, 02:20 PM
I won't say I know what "normal ASU chicks" mean

but short fwb situation ain't the worst thing in the world, if you know how it's going to end before you start.

the ability to abandon or stop paying attention to a girls sexual desire because your lustful thoughts had been filled by something else.

I actually have no clue if that's how fwb situtation ends I tell ya.

ASU Chicks :rockon:


Sleezy and easy.

DukeDelonte13
06-10-2014, 02:45 PM
:biggums:

You want a guy from NY to go to Nevada for a 10min bj?


i thought more states allowed it but you are indeed right. Nevada is the only the state where it's legal.


But it is legal in canada.


IMO a 10 minute blowie isn't worth risking criminal charges and/or genital warts.

TheReal Kendall
06-10-2014, 05:46 PM
here is an idea that no one will actually listen to


take some time and invest some effort into your appearance and body

exercise or hit the gym, wash your damn face and improve your looks.
go to bars and talk to women and suggest one night stands you will be amazed how many will say yes if you show them your not some nut case that will brag to everyone

oh and here is the kicker you dont have to pay for shit, women want sex more than men

:coleman: Dude you paying them to leave.

It's easy to get one night stands but some times people don't feel like going out or whatever.

Escorts are just easy access without all the talking and bs.

Booz Vivic
06-10-2014, 06:27 PM
It's most BETA in world to pay for sex.

TheReal Kendall
06-10-2014, 06:31 PM
It's most BETA in world to pay for sex.

A lot of billionaires and millionaires pay for sex. Most of them are people you consider "Alpha"

step_back
06-10-2014, 06:54 PM
It's most BETA in world to pay for sex.

No man on the planet can guarantee a sure thing on a night out. Escorts are a sure fire way to get what you want.

Who cares if someone pays for it. It's there money.

longtime lurker
06-10-2014, 07:03 PM
Aren't you guys scared of getting STD's when you're fvcking with these escorts?

And lol at the guy who had one toss his salad and kiss her after :roll: :roll:

step_back
06-10-2014, 07:23 PM
Aren't you guys scared of getting STD's when you're fvcking with these escorts?

And lol at the guy who had one toss his salad and kiss her after :roll: :roll:

That's just something your parents tell you to stop you from having sex.

Honestly though you should never EVER be going bare back! Even if you're with your girlfriend. You both need to be tested to make sure you're both clean and you need to be on birth control.

Pregnancy and STD's usually come from negligence. Porn Stars and Escorts are more likely to get tested than the girl you pick up in the club.

DetroitPistonFan
06-10-2014, 10:27 PM
Hope the escorts you're picking are good looking. If not...:oldlol:

BigBoss
06-10-2014, 10:54 PM
How many stds you guys pick up

Swaggin916
06-10-2014, 11:08 PM
It's most BETA in world to pay for sex.

Yet look at all these NBA players doing it...

I would have to be drunk and coked up to think paying a girl for sex was a good idea... and also have a lot of extra money. Basically be drugged up to then seek out another drug.

TheReal Kendall
06-10-2014, 11:57 PM
Yet look at all these NBA players doing it...

I would have to be drunk and coked up to think paying a girl for sex was a good idea... and also have a lot of extra money. Basically be drugged up to then seek out another drug.

I'll admit I've been drunk the few times I've done it.

MadeFromDust
06-11-2014, 12:30 AM
why 4? i would think the scene would be too busy w/ 5 people all tryna get off at the same time :confusedshrug:

AintNoSunshine
06-11-2014, 02:19 AM
I've done it about 3 times.

Last time I called one up was like a month ago. Some Japanese or Korean looking chick. English wasn't her native language so she was saying a bunch of shit I couldn't understand. Kinda sketchy but rather picking her up, I was invited inside her condo instead, kind of freaked out at first, but i did a few lines to pump me up just in case shit hit the fan. Next thing you know, she throws me on her bed, gives me dome like a fcuking pro --quite surprised honestly-- then began to start licking my asshole. :lol Me being me, I made out with her after and fcuked her right afterwards. Shit was actually great. Awesome experience.

Did you like the taste of your own azzhole?

dajadeed
06-11-2014, 05:52 AM
Im starting to do this More

im tired of having to talk to bitches 4 like weeks n shit or sumtimes months just to get the draws , n sumtime i still dont get it

Like wtf do we have to talk about !!!!!! uk wat i want

n then they wanna talk bout life n school n all dat sh it

im not down wit it


a escort u just pay , fu k , and thats it

they leave

n thats all i want nuthn more

any1 else does this on the reg?

4 escorts huh? sounds expensive.

Lonely_Sandberg
06-11-2014, 07:36 AM
Hiring a prostitute. It's a tradition as old as time. The rules are simple; Give them money, and they are seduced.

Myth
06-11-2014, 07:41 AM
Did you like the taste of your own azzhole?

You quit reading too early:


Shit was actually great.

ArbitraryWater
06-11-2014, 08:56 AM
You quit reading too early:

:roll: :roll: :roll: