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SavageMode
06-10-2014, 09:55 PM
Anyone know?

Im Still Ballin
06-10-2014, 09:56 PM
Heard it was Rapefish.

BigBoss
06-10-2014, 09:57 PM
Pretty impressive wearing 5 rings

Combat Wombat
06-10-2014, 09:57 PM
Anyone know?

Your mums ****.

red1
06-10-2014, 09:59 PM
this dumbass actually trolling while miami is getting raped like this. cmon son

Chill_Hustle
06-10-2014, 10:00 PM
48 million dollars

JUDGE WITNESS
06-10-2014, 10:03 PM
gayfish

Cone
06-10-2014, 10:03 PM
damn. dont kill em

Akrazotile
06-10-2014, 10:14 PM
chocolate starfish. and he washed it down with some hot dog flavored water.

stalkerforlife
06-10-2014, 10:34 PM
His hand is too heavy with rings to cast out the net.

DFish24
06-10-2014, 10:34 PM
His hand is too heavy with rings to cast out the net.

:applause:

Black and White
06-10-2014, 10:37 PM
LOL bad time to troll, watch the game instead of posting this bullshit

Brokenbeat
06-10-2014, 11:20 PM
OP has his mind on Kobe during a finals game that he's not even playing in. That's dedication. :applause:

Eye Test
06-10-2014, 11:29 PM
kobe :bowdown:

no pun intended
06-10-2014, 11:29 PM
Derek Fisher.

coin24
06-10-2014, 11:30 PM
How handsome is Kobe OP:cheers:

dubeta
06-10-2014, 11:33 PM
A catfish

6 for 24
06-10-2014, 11:52 PM
HAHAHAHA the laugh is on you OP!

Kobe Bean Bryant is not fishing. He is in the gym, hoisting thousands of jumpers while you sit on your couch and mock him. I heard that he shoots until he makes 1000 a day, which means he takes roughly 2380 of them. Have you ever taken 2380 jumpers? Not so easy!

Warmest regards,

Ayotunde Ndiaye

dubeta
06-10-2014, 11:56 PM
HAHAHAHA the laugh is on you OP!

Kobe Bean Bryant is not fishing. He is in the gym, hoisting thousands of jumpers while you sit on your couch and mock him. I heard that he shoots until he makes 1000 a day, which means he takes roughly 2380 of them. Have you ever taken 2380 jumpers? Not so easy!

Warmest regards,

Ayotunde Ndiaye

weak

riseagainst
06-10-2014, 11:57 PM
HAHAHAHA the laugh is on you OP!

Kobe Bean Bryant is not fishing. He is in the gym, hoisting thousands of jumpers while you sit on your couch and mock him. I heard that he shoots until he makes 1000 a day, which means he takes roughly 2380 of them. Have you ever taken 2380 jumpers? Not so easy!

Warmest regards,

Ayotunde Ndiaye

:roll: :roll:

SavageMode
06-10-2014, 11:58 PM
HAHAHAHA the laugh is on you OP!

Kobe Bean Bryant is not fishing. He is in the gym, hoisting thousands of jumpers while you sit on your couch and mock him. I heard that he shoots until he makes 1000 a day, which means he takes roughly 2380 of them. Have you ever taken 2380 jumpers? Not so easy!

Warmest regards,

Ayotunde Ndiaye
Hoisting thousands of jumpers that don't account for any points :roll: :roll: :roll:

Dude couldn't win with Nash, Gasol and Dwight.

BuffaloBill
06-10-2014, 11:59 PM
A Kobe thread? Rent free :lol

Im so nba'd out
06-10-2014, 11:59 PM
weak
that 1 post of his was better than 400+ by you stfu and bow

6 for 24
06-11-2014, 12:02 AM
Hoisting thousands of jumpers that don't account for any points :roll: :roll: :roll:

Dude couldn't win with Nash, Gasol and Dwight.

I'm not sure if you are being facetious, but last I checked, Kobe's Lakers were the title favorites until that egregious attack on his Achilles tendon by Harrison Barnes (although I suspect Mark Jackson-- a known Kobe Bryant hater-- was behind it).

But with the 2380 hoisted jumpers per day, Kobe will be back to his old self in no time!

Warmest regards,

Ayotunde Ndiaye

gts
06-11-2014, 12:05 AM
ever notice how when the Heat stink up the joint the OP makes a Kobe thread :lol

SavageMode
06-11-2014, 12:05 AM
I'm not sure if you are being facetious, but last I checked, Kobe's Lakers were the title favorites until that egregious attack on his Achilles tendon by Harrison Barnes (although I suspect Mark Jackson-- a known Kobe Bryant hater-- was behind it).

But with the 2380 hoisted jumpers per day, Kobe will be back to his old self in no time!

Warmest regards,

Ayotunde Ndiaye
So barely making 8th seed is title favorites? :roll:

Put Lebron on that Lakers team and take out Kobe.
Easy Title.

Droid101
06-11-2014, 12:10 AM
So barely making 8th seed is title favorites? :roll:

Put Lebron on that Lakers team and take out Kobe.
Easy Title.
This dipshit doesn't even get that dude's schtick, and that they're on the same side. :roll:

Savage taking losses left and right.

6 for 24
06-11-2014, 12:11 AM
So barely making 8th seed is title favorites? :roll:

Put Lebron on that Lakers team and take out Kobe.
Easy Title.

You have to consider the context, my friend. At the beginning of the season, the Lakers had a whole new roster of people who were going to monopolize the ball, going away from "Kobe system". If I remember correctly, preseason predictions had the Lakers finishing last in the conference. The fearless Bean tried to defer to his teammates at the beginning, taking a mere 25.4 FGA per game for December, but the Lakers couldn't win until everyone else bought in. Steve Nash, particularly, needed to know his role as a spot-up shooter and NEVER EVER dribble while Kobe was on the floor. Once they figured these things out, they looked unstoppable and were well on their way to claiming the 2013 NBA championship.

Hopefully that has cleared things up.

Warmest regards,

Ayotunde Ndiaye

Poetry
06-11-2014, 12:14 AM
Fish?

Kobe's been eating steak and potatoes with MJ. No reason to go fishing.

http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/michael-jordan-steakhouse-e1281552394476.jpeg

Straight_Ballin
06-11-2014, 12:17 AM
chocolate starfish. and he washed it down with some hot dog flavored water.

No one has a limp clue what your talking about blisket.

Ne 1
06-11-2014, 12:33 AM
Fishing...living his life, polishing his 5 rings, taking his kids to Disney land, banging his hot wife, making the most money in the NBA while you're obsessed with him despite not having played for a year. :oldlol:

PickernRoller
06-11-2014, 12:34 AM
Fishing...living his life, polishing his 5 rings, taking his kids to Disney land, banging his hot wife, making the most money in the NBA while you're obsessed with him despite not having played for a year. :oldlol:

Cmon...don't do OP like that....:lol :lol :lol

coin24
06-11-2014, 12:41 AM
Fishing...living his life, polishing his 5 rings, taking his kids to Disney land, banging his hot wife, making the most money in the NBA while you're obsessed with him despite not having played for a year. :oldlol:

:lol :lol