i wish they allowed online gambling back in the United States...

[riseagainst]

..... title. stupid government banning online gambling.


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[nathanjizzle]

party poker was the main reason. a shit load of money was going offshore and we wernt getting anything in return so it had to be shut down.

[StephHamann]

the land of the free

no prostitution, alcohol not allowed until 21, no gambling

hell even dwight is not allowed to **** 16 year olds

[fiddy]

i can gamble on your behalf for a fee

[Flash31]

They do allow online gambling
in New Jersey but then you're in New Jersey so

[Bless Mathews]

Word.

Full tilt 4 life.

[Random_Guy]

the land of the free

no prostitution, alcohol not allowed until 21, no gambling

hell even dwight is not allowed to **** 16 year olds
which is ****ing retarded when kids are allowed to drive cars at 15

[GimmeThat]

they might have to create an online dealer first.
no, not a machine. but someone who actually monitors the system.

but on a serious note, I've learned that people who are real poker players actually prefer to play the live game. Because those who counts the odds, essentially plays the role as a dealer collecting the "noises" in the system from real amateurs who doesn't want to committ a great deal of money into the game (which means mainly kids, or adults on a very strict "gambling" budget)

the tournament style is very different however, because there are no players who can get by with it without being odds and percentages sounded. I can see this being possible, but it's not like you need money garunteed or cards odds risk free to that of the "pentagon". which means a highly controlled environment of course, while players truly dictate the game result by their odds and limited reaction through others.

I will say this, if they allow this, people will start studying game tapes of other poker players like no other, and it would become rediculously easy to gather footages and analyze plays by players because of the attention one receives, assuming you only use cam/live action once you get past a certain cut off point of course.

But then, we've seen the era of online poker players who attend live tournament wearing hats and sunglasses and act as a mummy and not even move an inch for every hand they get anyways.

[GimmeThat]

which is ****ing retarded when kids are allowed to drive cars at 15


what does alcohol have anything to do with the legal age to drive?

that's like saying a kid shouldn't be allowed to go shopping until they are of age to apply a credit card.


I wonder what's the effect if we raise the drinking age of liquor compared to that of beer/wine though. or vice versa.

not that I'm interested in arguing how one is indeed more potent, strong, and harsher compared to the other.

[tgan3]

You mean online poker?? Yes you can make some money if you are VERY GOOD at poker. Only 20% of players are winners, and I estimate only 10% can make a decent salary. You are better off getting a day job im serious. By the way do you know how much the rake is? Its ridiculous, I have a friend who hosts $1/$2 poker games for a living and he makes $15k a month net after deducting the rent and the other stuff like food/ paying the dealer etc...

[DukeDelonte13]

You mean online poker?? Yes you can make some money if you are VERY GOOD at poker. Only 20% of players are winners, and I estimate only 10% can make a decent salary. You are better off getting a day job im serious. By the way do you know how much the rake is? Its ridiculous, I have a friend who hosts $1/$2 poker games for a living and he makes $15k a month net after deducting the rent and the other stuff like food/ paying the dealer etc...



bad poker players think they can become good poker players.


good poker players acknowledge the fact that everybody at the table can be, and probably is, just as dangerous as you.


There is no skill in online poker. Just play position.

With that said online poker is f*cking stupid and dumb. There are bots, and there are company "users".

It's like playing at a super shady casino with no security or rules. It's stupid.

[Cactus-Sack]

As usual DukeDelonte doesn't know what the fvck he's talking about...

[DukeDelonte13]

As usual DukeDelonte doesn't know what the fvck he's talking about...


:oldlol:

online poker is for kids who aren't old enough to go to the casino or get invited to real games.

I just don't trust it whatsoever. I think there are severe transparency issues with it.

[Cactus-Sack]

:oldlol:

online poker is for kids who aren't old enough to go to the casino or get invited to real games.

I just don't trust it whatsoever. I think there are severe transparency issues with it.

As someone who earns half of his living playing online poker and plays 30+hours a week, I can tell you that everything you said about online poker is wrong.


Bennett was and still is an idiotic pick too.

[DukeDelonte13]

As someone who earns half of his living playing online poker and plays 30+hours a week, I can tell you that everything you said about online poker is wrong.


Bennett was and still is an idiotic pick too.


How do you know?

you don't.

i can say with 100% confidence you are a sucker.

[Cactus-Sack]

How do you know?

you don't.

i can say with 100% confidence you are a sucker.

Because I play 30+ hours a week and have done so for several years and made a LOT of money. You live in Ohio where gambling is illegal and sport teams terminally suck, you ignorant, arrogant fvck. Stick to talking about what you know, for example; Eternally horrible sports teams.

[DukeDelonte13]

Because I play 30+ hours a week and have done so for several years and made a LOT of money. You live in Ohio where gambling is illegal and sport teams terminally suck.


no i actually live 15 minutes away from the horseshoe casino downtown.


I'd put money down you haven't made SH*T, just like 95% of the jackasses that play online poker all day. Sure you build up a little bankroll, then you lose it, then build it up again, then you lose it, etc.

That's not called making money.

BTW ever hear of the super user scandal? Sh*t like that happens in online poker. It's not made up.

You are foolish and shouldn't gamble so much, especially in online poker. That's some life advice for you.

[Cactus-Sack]

no i actually live 15 minutes away from the horseshoe casino downtown.


I'd put money down you haven't made SH*T, just like 95% of the jackasses that play online poker all day. Sure you build up a little bankroll, then you lose it, then build it up again, then you lose it, etc.

That's not called making money.

BTW ever hear of the super user scandal? Sh*t like that happens in online poker. It's not made up.

You are foolish and shouldn't gamble so much, especially in online poker. That's some life advice for you.

You're a goddamn ass clown. Making jack-assed assumptions. I'll quote my self from earlier, because apparently you're thicker than Dan Gilbert:


As someone who earns half of his living playing online poker and plays 30+hours a week, I can tell you that everything you said about online poker is wrong.


Bennett was and still is an idiotic pick too.

I have made ONE deposit from my online account and make a withdrawal at the end of every second month that I rely on to pay rent + utilities you fvcking jackass.

Gonna quote myself again:


As usual DukeDelonte doesn't know what the fvck he's talking about...

[DukeDelonte13]

You're a goddamn ass clown. Making jack-assed assumptions. I'll quote my self from earlier, because apparently you're thicker than Dan Gilbert:



I have made ONE deposit from my online account and make a withdrawal at the end of every second month that I rely on to pay rent + utilities you fvcking jackass.

Gonna quote myself again:


someone mad :oldlol:



why don't you do sports betting? Way more sound, safe, secure, and less involved than stupid kiddie risky online poker?

and BTW, every guy i know addicted to online poker tells me EXACTLY the same thing you keep on saying.. "I never deposit money in i just collect checks"


yeah... sure you do... :oldlol:

[Cactus-Sack]

someone mad :oldlol:



why don't you do sports betting? Way more sound, safe, secure, and less involved than stupid kiddie risky online poker?

and BTW, every guy i know addicted to online poker tells me EXACTLY the same thing you keep on saying.. "I never deposit money in i just collect checks"


yeah... sure you do... :oldlol:

That's a big part of my income o. Poker, dogs, horses, rugby.

Trust me, I'm not the "mad" one, you infantile cvnt. I work 20-25hrs a week and spend the rest doing whatever I like, which is usually gambling, which im profitable at. Meanwhile, your life sucks, because you work 40+ hours a week, probably make terrible money and you live in the suburb of hell known as Cleveland. Yeah, "you mad"............

[CeltsGarlic]

someone mad :oldlol:



why don't you do sports betting? Way more sound, safe, secure, and less involved than stupid kiddie risky online poker?

and BTW, every guy i know addicted to online poker tells me EXACTLY the same thing you keep on saying.. "I never deposit money in i just collect checks"


yeah... sure you do... :oldlol:

I dont know if that is ironic or what, but you seem to be talking complete shit bro. Betting for living is all about connections, at least in europe.

[Cactus-Sack]

I dont know if that is ironic or what, but you seem to be talking complete shit bro. Betting for living is all about connections, at least in europe.

Bingo. Dude is a moron. Doing the same thing he did when Bennett got drafted, doubling down on an idiotic statement.