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Living Being
06-13-2014, 10:32 PM
She's a man, baby.

Sports Science: (see her huge hands and hear her deep voice)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnqdm4Xq8Rg

http://www.elle.com/cm/elle/images/1Y/elle-02-brittney-griner-mdn-mdn.jpg

She also has publicly confirmed her sexual partner preference as being female.
http://fabwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/brittney-Griner-girlfriend-photo.jpg

J Shuttlesworth
06-13-2014, 10:34 PM
Is he good? Can the Heat get him?

BasedTom
06-13-2014, 10:34 PM
Is that the only woman in the world that can dunk?

Living Being
06-13-2014, 10:35 PM
Almost 7'4" wingspan and 9' standing reach.

Living Being
06-13-2014, 10:40 PM
Is that the only woman in the world that can dunk?
Candace Parker dunks. (Tony Parker's sister)

http://www.smokeys-trail.com/LadyVols-News/candace-images/image4.jpg

Foster5k
06-13-2014, 10:40 PM
Griner is pretty extreme for a female athlete. However, on the next level, she would get destroyed in the NBA.

BasedTom
06-13-2014, 10:47 PM
Candace Parker dunks. (Tony Parker's sister)

http://www.smokeys-trail.com/LadyVols-News/candace-images/image4.jpg
How high is that rim and is it in an actual game?

I'm curious because I've seen this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y5BiSLECSk)

Foster5k
06-13-2014, 10:50 PM
this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y5BiSLECSk)
:facepalm

JohnMax
06-13-2014, 10:51 PM
She looks like Kawhi Leonard.

Living Being
06-13-2014, 10:51 PM
How high is that rim and is it in an actual game?

I'm curious because I've seen this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y5BiSLECSk)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgzKKYMJTyM

BasedTom
06-13-2014, 10:54 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgzKKYMJTyM
Better than expected. :applause:

She looks like Kawhi Leonard.
Nah, she looks more like Joakim Noah.

deja vu
06-13-2014, 11:38 PM
She should declare herself as a male (that is if she's a hermaphrodite) if she wants to play in the NBA. No way a woman should play in the NBA (not saying that there's a woman good enough to play in the NBA). Not being sexist but it's a professional league for men only. If they allow women to play in the NBA, we may as well allow women to play in other leagues such as the NFL, MLB, Premier League, La Liga, etc. That would be stupid.

Inb4 feminists.

stalkerforlife
06-13-2014, 11:42 PM
Candace Parker dunks. (Tony Parker's sister)

http://www.smokeys-trail.com/LadyVols-News/candace-images/image4.jpg

Anthony Parker, not Tony Parker.

Akrazotile
06-14-2014, 12:08 AM
She's a man, baby.



She also has publicly confirmed her sexual partner preference as being female.
http://fabwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/brittney-Griner-girlfriend-photo.jpg


Is the chick on the left doing lelbron??

BurningHammer
06-14-2014, 12:14 AM
Massive, apocalyptic-level shitstorm would follow. Bad for everybody involved.

moe94
06-14-2014, 12:17 AM
Candace Parker dunks. (Tony Parker's sister)

http://www.smokeys-trail.com/LadyVols-News/candace-images/image4.jpg
:roll:

miggyme1
06-14-2014, 12:49 AM
britney griner would get flat out embarrassed playing against grown men...she aint even 200 pounds. small forwards in the nba would dominate her...its easy to block them soft ass layups them women toss up night in and night out..what she gone do when bron put his shoulder down and jump like a gazelle??? what about deandre jordan skying up for a alley...or blake griffin?....keep her ass in the wnba where she belong. the only women games that would translate to the nba is somebody like a sue bird...diana taurasi,candace parker maybe....she will be a liabilty on defense and maybe elena delle donne...other than that....hell no

GimmeThat
06-14-2014, 01:22 AM
if we use the same policy for her on PED
I don't know how she'll even fare in the summer league.

unless she has intangibles that you want to hire her to get through the ranks of becoming a consultant/assistant coach some day.

yea, maybe if you are committed to her being a large part of your franchise beyond the contribution on the court.

probably the only reason you don't directly hire a female WNBA player as an assistant coach/staff.

besides the fact that she still has a pretty long playing career ahead of her in WNBA.

who knows. Is she "THAT" bored with her competition already?

inclinerator
06-14-2014, 01:29 AM
britney griner would get flat out embarrassed playing against grown men...she aint even 200 pounds. small forwards in the nba would dominate her...its easy to block them soft ass layups them women toss up night in and night out..what she gone do when bron put his shoulder down and jump like a gazelle??? what about deandre jordan skying up for a alley...or blake griffin?....keep her ass in the wnba where she belong. the only women games that would translate to the nba is somebody like a sue bird...diana taurasi,candace parker maybe....she will be a liabilty on defense and maybe elena delle donne...other than that....hell no
thanks captain obvious

JimmyMcAdocious
06-14-2014, 01:30 AM
Couldn't be worse than Boozer.

Dragonyeuw
06-14-2014, 08:59 AM
Yeah, she should do fine against the Lebrons, Durants, Melos of the world.....

russwest0
06-14-2014, 09:05 AM
so she's 6'8 with a 7'4 wingspan and she still makes dunking the basketball look like a daunting task :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

Living Being
06-14-2014, 09:11 AM
Brittney Griner dunking:
http://www.manolith.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/wnba-dunk.gif

She is so beastly.

wakencdukest
06-14-2014, 10:13 AM
britney griner would get flat out embarrassed playing against grown men...she aint even 200 pounds. small forwards in the nba would dominate her...its easy to block them soft ass layups them women toss up night in and night out..what she gone do when bron put his shoulder down and jump like a gazelle??? what about deandre jordan skying up for a alley...or blake griffin?....keep her ass in the wnba where she belong. the only women games that would translate to the nba is somebody like a sue bird...diana taurasi,candace parker maybe....she will be a liabilty on defense and maybe elena delle donne...other than that....hell no



Yeah, but with that ten inch clit, she'll rule the locker room!