Why is having a cup of coffee such a big deal?

[BrainDead]

Some people have to have a cup as soon as they wake up. Some have to have it as soon as they get to work or they start acting like the world is coming to an end. Displaying all kinds of strange behavior. I just don't see what the big deal is.

Is it the caffeine? Is that what makes these people all crazy in shit? I've never had coffee, but I tried an energy drink one day and I didn't like it. Had me all shaky and made me feel like shit.

[bdreason]

Caffeine addiction.

[Kungfro]

Some people have to have a cup as soon as they wake up. Some have to have it as soon as they get to work or they start acting like the world is coming to an end. Displaying all kinds of strange behavior. I just don't see what the big deal is.

Is it the caffeine? Is that what makes these people all crazy in shit? I've never had coffee, but I tried an energy drink one day and I didn't like it. Had me all shaky and made me feel like shit.

Yes.

[nathanjizzle]

yup, caffeine addiction. same part of the brain that activates when smokers need a smoke.

[D-Rose]

Mental and physical addiction. Coffee does have a lot of health benefits though. Everything in moderation of course. I drink a cup most mornings when I wake up. Just gets me going.

[Tarik One]

Try it sometime, it's good. I can drink it black if I need a boost but I prefer fancier shit as far as enjoying the taste goes. As a point of reference I dig the caramel machiatto from Starbucks.
Yeah, coffee is one of those few items of consumption in which you must have it premium and no less.

Cheap or average coffee are pure shut.

[FKAri]

Dexedrine >>>

[knickballer]

I don't need to drink coffee like some Americans who are brainwashed into thinking they can't function their day without it. The ones that drink 4-5 cups a day and have to go through the drive through at Dunkin Doughnuts.

I like to enjoy my coffee by usually drinking it a hour or two after I wake up while listening to some music, reading the news and surfing the web(if i'm free). I never drink coffee while driving or shopping(I see alot of Americans drink their coffee while Shopping wtf?)

However, I am noticing I'm starting to get a headache by the afternoon if I haven't had a cup which probably means I need to tone down my usage as my body is wanting it.

[BrainDead]

Try it sometime, it's good. I can drink it black if I need a boost but I prefer fancier shit as far as enjoying the taste goes. As a point of reference I dig the caramel machiatto from Starbucks.
Naw man, the last thing I want to be addicted to is coffee. These people at work act so strange when they don't drink any and I have to listen to them bitch and moan about it all day.

[stalkerforlife]

Caffeine addiction.

That and just the thought of something helping you have energy.

I drink coffee every day, about 3 cups a day. It seems to get me going in the right direction.

[BrainDead]

Mental and physical addiction. Coffee does have a lot of health benefits though. Everything in moderation of course. I drink a cup most mornings when I wake up. Just gets me going.
What are the health benefits? And does it make you jittery like some of the energy products?

[TheReal Kendall]

A cup of coffee is actually good for you. It gets bad when you drink it in excess, like most things in this world.

[christian1923]

I jerk off in the shower every morning to get me going

[highwhey]

You know what gets me going? 20MG mixed amphetamine salts and a 16oz coffee. Fck you calculus. Also gets me ridiculously horny...like I once convinced some *not single* chubby girl to send me a pic of her tits and suck my d1ck. Not my proudest moment but stimulants will have you feeling like you must blow a load ASAP

[DeuceWallaces]

I like a cup with breakfast, and sometimes after dinner.

[BrainDead]

I jerk off in the shower every morning to get me going
I get the whole idea of jerking off in the shower, but I need some visual stimulation. With all this free porn online, I wouldn't be caught dead jerking without watching some kind of porn.

[D-Rose]

What are the health benefits? And does it make you jittery like some of the energy products?
via mayo clinic

Studies have shown that coffee may have health benefits, including protecting against Parkinson's disease, type 2 diabetes and liver disease, including liver cancer. It also appears to improve cognitive function and decrease the risk of depression.

http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-living/nutrition-and-healthy-eating/expert-answers/coffee-and-health/faq-20058339



Also, energy drinks/products are HORRIBLE for you. There is literally no worthwhile benefit to them...the chemicals in there are terrible for you.

[BrainDead]

I like a cup with breakfast, and sometimes after dinner.
What does it do for you? Someone said it gets you going.....what exactly does that mean? Gets you going

[BrainDead]

We're talking about coffee man, not heroin. I'd recommend going to a coffee shop and trying something exotic and see how you like it. This place I like has banana in it. Yummy.
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

I guess you have a point. It just seems like people fiend for it like it's heroine.

[DeuceWallaces]

What does it do for you? Someone said it gets you going.....what exactly does that mean? Gets you going

You understand how caffeine works? It's pretty straightforward. You'd think after reading this that you were talking about a couple lines to start your day.

[Swaggin916]

Naw man, the last thing I want to be addicted to is coffee. These people at work act so strange when they don't drink any and I have to listen to them bitch and moan about it all day.

Agreed. It's funny because it's socially acceptable to for people to complain about this yet it's the exact same thing as complaining about the lack of any other substance... damn didn't snort my line before I came back from lunch so I'm dragging... same damn thing.

That being said, if you are reliant on caffeine... trying to do something you already don't like to do with no energy sucks.

[DeuceWallaces]

Uh, doing a line and having a cup of coffee are no where near the same thing.

[johndeeregreen]

It doesn't help that people cram in a shitload of sugar and cream. That shit is not good for ya. Newsflash: if you don't like your coffee black, then you don't like coffee.

[ballup]

via mayo clinic


Also, energy drinks/products are HORRIBLE for you. There is literally no worthwhile benefit to them...the chemicals in there are terrible for you.
They do give you a boost in critical times of drowsiness. That's all they should be used for, not a regular thing.


Newsflash: if you don't like your coffee black, then you don't like coffee.
:lol

[BasedTom]

I get the whole idea of jerking off in the shower, but I need some visual stimulation. With all this free porn online, I wouldn't be caught dead jerking without watching some kind of porn.
You can't use your imagination?

And being caught dead jerking off would be pretty weird regardless of if you were watching porn or not.

[KevinNYC]

I don't need to drink coffee like some Americans who are brainwashed into thinking they can't function their day without it.
Yeah, Americans are only folks who drink coffee.
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[KevinNYC]

The top 10 coffee drinking countries

1 Finland
2 Norway
3 Iceland
4 Denmark
5 Netherlands
6 Sweden
7 Switzerland
8 Belgium
9 Canada
10 Bosnia and Herzegovina

[KevinNYC]

It doesn't help that people cram in a shitload of sugar and cream. That shit is not good for ya. Newsflash: if you don't like your coffee black, then you don't like coffee.

There are folks who swear by this recipe

Brew 1 cup (8 oz.)
Add in 1-2 tablespoons medium-chain-triglyciride oil
Add 1-2 tablespoons grass-fed, unsalted butter or ghee
Mix it all in a blender for 20-30 seconds until it is frothy like a foamy latte

[D-Rose]

coffee for fvks who have shitty lives that don't afford them enough time to sleep
What exactly do you do for a living, again?

[Bcogswell]

coffee for fvks who have shitty lives that don't afford them enough time to sleep

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/rofling.gif

[BrainDead]

You can't use your imagination?

And being caught dead jerking off would be pretty weird regardless of if you were watching porn or not.
Umm....yeah, but why waist my time (nut) using my imagination when I could be watching hardcore porn and really getting turned on. :confusedshrug:

[Done_And_Done]

Because if I don't have my coffee fix in the morning and you cross me the wrong way I'll RIP YOUR MOTHER F*UCKING FACE OFF AND FEED IT TO YOUR ASS!!!

Thats why...

But really though... Don't even look at me in the morning if I haven't sipped my coffee.

[BrainDead]

Because if I don't have my coffee fix in the morning and you cross me the wrong way I'll RIP YOUR MOTHER F*UCKING FACE OFF AND FEED IT TO YOUR ASS!!!

Thats why...

But really though... Don't even look at me in the morning if I haven't sipped my coffee.
This is what I'm talking about right here. This is exactly how the people at work act if they don't have any coffee. I find it rather strange seeing them display this type of behavior.

[imnew09]

Everyone should stop drinking coffee because it's extremely bad for your health and the environment. Many rainforest had been deforested in order to grow coffee :facepalm

[Done_And_Done]

This is what I'm talking about right here. This is exactly how the people at work act if they don't have any coffee. I find it rather strange seeing them display this type of behavior.

There's a reason why caffeine is the most commonly used drug in the world my friend...

[Done_And_Done]

Everyone should stop drinking coffee because it's extremely bad for your health and the environment. Many rainforest had been deforested in order to grow coffee :facepalm

If you consume it in moderation, it's actually not that harmful for you.

[dunksby]

If I don't drink coffee I'm gonna smoke, so there's that.

[ILLsmak]

When I drink coffee in the morning, I take a shit. Something is very cool about knowing when you are going to shit and being able to not worry about it thereafter.

Coffee after the morning never helps me. Not that I haven't drank it, but I always regret it...

in the morning, it's great energy and shit.

-Smak

[GimmeThat]

same reason as to why being liberal about certain ideas isn't a big deal.

[Done_And_Done]

When I drink coffee in the morning, I take a shit. Something is very cool about knowing when you are going to shit and being able to not worry about it thereafter.

Coffee after the morning never helps me. Not that I haven't drank it, but I always regret it...

in the morning, it's great energy and shit.

-Smak

Ahhh the good ole coffee plops

[Jailblazers7]

Yeah only ever drink coffee after lunch if I need a boost. I never need one in the mornings

[D-Rose]

artist/model

:dancin
No wonder you're always broke :lol

[Jailblazers7]

what makes you think I'm broke?:oldlol:

Don't you live in DC? The fact that you have to make rent in that city probably isn't helping. :lol

[D-Rose]

what makes you think I'm broke?:oldlol:
BTE posts. :D

[ALBballer]

There are folks who swear by this recipe

Brew 1 cup (8 oz.)
Add in 1-2 tablespoons medium-chain-triglyciride oil
Add 1-2 tablespoons grass-fed, unsalted butter or ghee
Mix it all in a blender for 20-30 seconds until it is frothy like a foamy latte

I have had something similar but with coconut oil and ghee. It is pretty good and healthy .

[Bosnian Sajo]

The top 10 coffee drinking countries

1 Finland
2 Norway
3 Iceland
4 Denmark
5 Netherlands
6 Sweden
7 Switzerland
8 Belgium
9 Canada
10 Bosnia and Herzegovina

BOSSSSNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! :lol



It doesn't help that people cram in a shitload of sugar and cream. That shit is not good for ya. Newsflash: if you don't like your coffee black, then you don't like coffee.

That's a stupid ****ing statement. Newsflash: If you don't like your steak rare, then you don't like steak.

Newsflash: if you don't like Kobe, you don't like basketball.

[ballup]

BOSSSSNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! :lol




That's a stupid ****ing statement. Newsflash: If you don't like your steak rare, then you don't like steak.

Newsflash: if you don't like Kobe, you don't like basketball.
Your statements are even more stupid. If he talked about light and dark roasts, which is more comparable to your steak analogy, then it'd make sense. Degrees of how a meat is cooked is way different than adding a lot of sweets to mask the bitterness of coffee.

Kobe one is beyond retarded

[ALBballer]

BOSSSSNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! :lol




That's a stupid ****ing statement. Newsflash: If you don't like your steak rare, then you don't like steak.

Newsflash: if you don't like Kobe, you don't like basketball.

Boniaks are a bunch of hillbilly muslims.

[Shade8780]

Nvm, I'm stupid.

[ALBballer]

"Bosniaks", are probably smarter than you.

Bosniaks are actually stereotyped as being dumb. In the Balkans there are alot of jokes about dumb bosniaks.

[Shade8780]

Bosniaks are actually stereotyped as being dumb. In the Balkans there are alot of jokes about dumb bosniaks.
Nvm, I'm stupid.

[ALBballer]

Nvm, I'm stupid.

what did you think i said?