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Derivative
06-21-2014, 05:02 PM
I predict:

18ppg on 35% shooting
3 rpg
3.5 apg

3 teammates called out per month
1 complaint about team quality per month
5 egotistic statements per month

lilteapot
06-21-2014, 05:09 PM
15ppg 6 games played
10 turnovers pg

Lebron23
06-21-2014, 05:11 PM
16 ppg on 43 FG%

JimmyMcAdocious
06-21-2014, 05:14 PM
11.5 ppg on 84.3% shooting

Andrei89
06-21-2014, 05:15 PM
17 ppg on 40% and 25 shots a game
2RPG
1 assist per game
0.1 blocks a game

1x rape accusation
2x blaming the team
1x requesting a trade

r0drig0lac
06-21-2014, 05:17 PM
25/5/4 43/31/78

Hamtaro CP3KDKG
06-21-2014, 05:18 PM
23/6/5 45/32/81 shooting in 33 minutes

fpliii
06-21-2014, 05:19 PM
Normal Kobe season. Kobe's an underrated athlete but his game's not predicated on athleticism.

ZeN
06-21-2014, 05:41 PM
25/6/6


Percentages is a whole different conversation

Rodmantheman
06-21-2014, 05:46 PM
Who says he will play a full season :confusedshrug:

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/aeCndwzuWek/hqdefault.jpg

pastis
06-21-2014, 05:50 PM
Kobe will be at the top10-12 scorers for sure

i predict a 24/4/4 on 43 season

Inferno
06-21-2014, 05:57 PM
Gotta love the Bran/Wade stans coming out of their caves to try and discredit Bean again :oldlol:

22/4/4 on 44% is my guess

moe94
06-21-2014, 06:06 PM
30/5/5

Kobe is going to prove a lot of people wrong and reclaim his spot as the best player in the league.

But really....

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/assets/3692973/kobefail.gif

TheWalkman
06-21-2014, 06:10 PM
19/5/3 on 41/29/83

33 games before next injury, leading into his retirement.

buddha
06-21-2014, 06:12 PM
25/5/3.5 on 42%

Legends66NBA7
06-21-2014, 06:17 PM
30/5/5

Kobe is going to prove a lot of people wrong and reclaim his spot as the best player in the league.

But really....

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/assets/3692973/kobefail.gif

That other guy in the gif might be able to go 30/5/5 next year.

http://replygif.net/i/715.gif

BlackVVaves
06-21-2014, 06:38 PM
Hard to say. There's no consensus on how much his offensive output will have diminished over the last 12-15 months of inactivity at 35.

Also depends on the team assembled around him and his shitty ass contract, and if he's wise up and realize he isn't shooting his team into the Finals.

Right now, I'd say: 22, 4, 5 on 45%. Low 3PT%, high TOs (if they try and make him the defacto point guard).

Kobe should just play SG on offense and post up smaller guards, and play forward on defense and stay the **** away from defending players on the perimeter.

NumberSix
06-21-2014, 06:49 PM
I'm guessing he plays less than 45 games

NBAplayoffs2001
06-21-2014, 06:59 PM
Similar to his 2003-2004 numbers. 24/5/5 on 45% shooting. 32-33% from long range. give or take 2 points and

NBAplayoffs2001
06-21-2014, 07:00 PM
That other guy in the gif might be able to go 30/5/5 next year.

http://replygif.net/i/715.gif

Can't lie this made me laugh really hard. And I have liked Derozan since 2011. People I knew thought I Was crazy to think that he will eventually average 25/5/5.

Keno
06-21-2014, 07:09 PM
i'd have to agree with that. also at least 1 trade request and crying to management.

NBAplayoffs2001
06-21-2014, 07:11 PM
i'd have to agree with that. also at least 1 trade request and crying to management.

Maybe his large salary can get the player in your avatar enough rogaine to get a respectable hairline :confusedshrug:

moe94
06-21-2014, 07:12 PM
That other guy in the gif might be able to go 30/5/5 next year.

http://replygif.net/i/715.gif
Lucille >>

The-Legend-24
06-21-2014, 07:15 PM
Better than 2/5