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russwest0
06-22-2014, 09:30 PM
I'm talking Budadiiii/9er level of alpha douchiness while still having the charm they have.

looking forward to your ideas :cheers:
Bano114
06-22-2014, 10:53 PM
"My life is dope and I do dope shit"
riseagainst
06-23-2014, 11:03 AM
OP i seriously admire your high level of alpha.

:bowdown:
MrC1991
06-23-2014, 11:06 AM
"My life is dope and I do dope shit"

Yooo thats from Chappelle talking about Kanye West lmfaooo
sweggeh
06-23-2014, 11:10 AM
"Some sad f*cks on this site LOL. If your boring, annoying, or just plain ugly then I suggest you do like Beyonce and slide your finger to the left to the left. Then kill yourself LOL f*ckin losers.

Hit me up.

Russ"
Shade8780
06-23-2014, 11:23 AM
"Some sad f*cks on this site LOL. If your boring, annoying, or just plain ugly then I suggest you do like Beyonce and slide your finger to the left to the left. Then kill yourself LOL f*ckin losers.

Hit me up.

Russ"
This without the hit me up part.
Levity
06-23-2014, 12:42 PM
"I love cream pies"
robert de niro
06-23-2014, 01:01 PM
put this https://twitter.com/KDTrey5/status/15078221226
Le Shaqtus
06-23-2014, 01:36 PM
"it's going down, I'm yelling tinder"

like 15 percent of girls already use it though because about 15 percent of girls are absolutely horrible cvnts

It's an instant swipe left regardless of their other positive qualities.
macmac
06-23-2014, 01:37 PM
"it's going down, I'm yelling tinder"

like 15 percent of girls already use it though because about 15 percent of girls are absolutely horrible cvnts

Not as bad as, "turn down for what??"
Jailblazers7
06-23-2014, 01:41 PM
"Swipe left if you're looking for an emotional connection"
Done_And_Done
06-23-2014, 01:46 PM
*licks pinky + index fingers and brushes them through eyebrows*

Swipe left to manifest all of your wildest dreams
Done_And_Done
06-23-2014, 01:49 PM
"I have over 8 thousand posts on Ish"

*licks lips and winks*
Done_And_Done
06-23-2014, 01:57 PM
"Ever date a guy who shaves sideburns into his c0ck?"
InfiniteBaskets
06-23-2014, 03:24 PM
don't be silly

stop being silly!

BE SILLY FOR WHAT!?!?!
Smook A.
06-23-2014, 03:29 PM
"**** you guys. Im always #1 in everything. Oh and your mom was great last night"

:confusedshrug:
~primetime~
06-23-2014, 03:33 PM
didn't know what "Tinder" was...had to look it up :/

now I know!
BasedTom
06-23-2014, 03:40 PM
Just be yourself.
Dr Seuss
06-23-2014, 03:51 PM
"Will settle for fat chicks"
BigBoss
06-23-2014, 03:53 PM
put this https://twitter.com/KDTrey5/status/15078221226

Who is Kevin Durant? The momma's boy crybaby or the cool hipster?