The Official 2014 NBA Free Agent Tracker

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Free Agent Tracker- Will change status once they've committed to a team. Will add more free agents as needed. Keep me informed as to who to change.



The Chosen One aka King James aka LBJ aka Bron Bron aka The Akron Hammer aka 2/5 aka Bran - Cleveland Cavaliers, 2 years, $42.1 million
Melo - New York Knicks, 5 years, $124 million:pimp:
Boshasaurus Rex - Miami Heat, 5 years, $118 million
D-Whistle - Miami Heat, 2 years, $34 million
Kyle Lowrovski - Toronto Raptors, 4 years, $48 million
Eric Bledsoe (R)
Luol "The British Lebron" Deng - Miami Heat, 2 years, $20 million
Greg Monroe (R)
Dirk Diggler - Dallas Mavericks, 3 years, $25 million wtf
Pau! Zap! Bam! Gasol - Chicago Bulls, 3 years, $22 million
Lance "Born Ready" Stephenson - Charlotte Hornets, 3 years, $27 million
The Chandler Parsons Project - Dallas Mavericks, 3 years, $46 million:eek:
The Truth - Washington Wizards, 2 years, $10.8 million
Ray Allen
Gordon's Fisherman Hayward - Utah Jazz, 4 years, $63 million
The Polish Hammer - Washington Wizards, 5 years, $60 million
The Other Isaiah Thomas - Phoenix Suns, 4 years, $27 million
Bravery Adley - Boston Celtics, 4 years, $32 million
Evan Turner & Hooch - Boston Celtics, TBD
Spencer Gifts Hawes - Los Angeles Clippers, 4 years, $23 million
Shawn Marion
Shaun 'The Comeback Kid' Livingston - Golden State Warriors, 3 years, $16 million
Trevariza - Houston Rockets, 4 years, $32 million
Vinsanity aka Half Man, Half Amazing - Memphis Grizzlies, 3 years, $12 million
Swaggy P - Los Angeles Lakers, 4 years, $21.5 million
Josh McBob - Miami Heat, 4 years, $23 million
Boris and Natasha Diaw - San Antonio Spurs, 3 years, $22.5 million
Rodney Stuckey In The Middle With You - Indiana Pacers, 1 year, $1.2 million
Andray Blathce
Channing Philip J. Frye - Orlando Magic, 4 years, $32 million
Niiiiiiiiiiiiicola! Miroctic - Chicago Bulls, 3 years, $17 million
Greivis and Butthead Vasquez - Toronto Raptors, 2 years, $13 million
Kris Kardashian - Washington Wizards, 3 years, $13 million
Jodie Freaks and Meeks - Detroit Pistons, 3 years, $19.5 million
Ramon Sessions
Marvin "Duck Butt" Williams - Charlotte Hornets, 2 years, $14 million
Mr. Ed Davis - Los Angeles Lakers, 2 years, $2 million
Patty Cake, Patty Cake, Baker's Mills! - San Antonio Spurs, 3 years, $12 million
Kirk Hinrich Maneuver - Chicago Bulls, 2 years, $5.6 million
Grave Danger Danny Granger - Miami Heat, 2 years, $4.2 million
Not the Singer Jordan Hill - Los Angeles Lakers, 2 years, $18 million
Jerryd "Why Bay More When You Can" Bayless - Milwaukee Bucks, 2 years, TBD
Mario Chompers - Miami Heat - 2 years, $8.3 million
Jameer "HA ha" Nelson - Dallas Mavericks, 3 years, $6 million
Captain Caveman Kaman - Portland Trail Blazers - 2 years, $9.8 million
Mike It's Miller Time - Cleveland Cavaliers, 2 years, $5.5 million
Mo "Panthro" Williams - Minnesota Timberwolves, 1 year, $3.8 million
Not the WWE's Pat Patterson- Toronto Raptors, 3 years, $18 million
The Black Collison - Sacramento Kings, 3 years, $18 million
Carlos Teetotaler - Los Angeles Lakers - 1 year, $3.2 million via amnesty
Keep Calm and Caron Butler - Detroit Pistons, 2 years, $9 million
Jordan "I'm better than Omri Casspi" Farmar - Los Angeles Clippers, 2 years, $4.2 million
Omri "I'm better than Jordan Farmar" Casspi - Sacramento Kings, 1 year, vets minimum
Jordan Crawford (R)
Brian "Go Germany!" Roberts - Charlotte Hornets, 2 years, $5.6 million
CJ Kilometers - Indiana Pacers, 4 years, $18 million
Mike Scott (R)
DeJuan And Only Blair - Washington Wizards, 3 years, $6 million
Birdman! Birdman! - Miami Heat, 2 years, $10 million
Cost Us Pop A Nickel Ow! - Houston Rockets, 2 years, $9.4 million
Drew Gooden Plenty - Washington Wizards, 1 year, $1.4 million
Disc Jockey Augustin - Detroit Pistons, 2 years, $6 million
Ben It's Pronounced Gordahn - Orlando Magic, 2 years, $9 million
Alan "Mr." Anderson, "My name is Neo!" - Brooklyn Nets, 2 years, $3 million
Devin "Couldn't Get A Better PG" Harris - Dallas Mavericks, 3 years, $12.5 million
Pajamas Tucker - Phoenix Suns - 3 years, $16.5 million
"The Chief Has Arrived" - Dallas Mavericks, 2 years, $2.1 million
Steve "Vino Blanco" Blake - Portland Trail Blazers - 2 years, $4.0 million
Jermaine O'Neal
Jason "No, I'm not JR's brother!" Smith - New York Knicks, 1 year, $3.3 million
Thabo "The Swiss Army Knife" Sefolosha - Atlanta Hawks, 3 years, $12 million
Anthony "Tomorrow, Tomorrow, I Love You, To" Morrow - Oklahoma City Thunder, 3 years, $10 million
Aaron Brooks Brothers - Chicago Bulls, 1 year, TBD
Richard "Is He or Isn't He?" Jefferson - Dallas Mavericks, 1 year, vets mimimum
Emeka Okafor
Michael Beasley
You Done This? Hassle 'Em - Miami Heat - 1 year, $2.7 million
Cool Hand Luke Ridnour - Orlando Magic, 2 years, $5.5 million
Elton Brand
Beno "Ya Gotta Look At That" Udrih - Memphis Grizzlies - 2 years, $4.2 million
I Follow Lebron James Jones - Cleveland Cavaliers, 1 year, vets minimum
Stone Cole Steve Aldrich - New York Knicks, 1 year, vets minimum
The Artist Formerly Known as Big Baby - Los Angeles Clippers, 1 year, $1.2 million
Booker T. - Utah Jazz, 2 years, $9.8 million
Professior X and Beast - Los Angeles Lakers, 1 year, $1 million
Wesley Johnson & Johnson - Los Angeles Lakers, 1 year, $1 million
Johann Sebastian Telfair - Oklahoma City Thunder, 1 year, vets minimum
Brandon Rush Hour - Golden State Warriors, 2 years, $2.5 million
John Salmons Fishing In The Yemen - New Orleans Pelicans, 1 year, $2 million
Jeff Yo Adrien I Did It - Houston Rockets, 1 year, vets minimum
Jordan Hamilton
Clark Kent Bazemore - Atlanta Hawks, 2 years, $4 million
Matt "Heh Heh, You Said" Bonner - San Antonio Spurs, 1 year, $1.5 million
Anthony Tolliver Twist - Phoenix Suns, 2 years, $6 million
Charlie Villanueva
I Don't Follow Lebron James Johnson - Toronto Raptors, 2 years, $5 million
Rashuey Lewis And The News - Dallas Mavericks, 1 year, vets minimum
Gustavo Ayon
Joey Door C - Houston Rockets, 2 years, $2 million
The Jimmer - New Orleans Pelicans, 1 year, vets minimum
Garrett Temple Run - Washington Wizards, 2 years, vets minimum
There He Is Miller - New Orleans Pelicans, 1 year, TBD
Shelvin "Miggity Miggity Miggity Miggity" Mack - Atlanta Hawks, 3 years, $7.3 million
Kevin Everybody's Goin' Seraphin - Washington Wizards, 1 year, $3.8 million
Kendall We Are Marshall - Milwaukee Bucks, 1 year, $.9 million, off waivers
Andrew Bynum
Francisco Garcia
R. Kelly - Los Angeles Lakers, 2 years, $3.4 million
InsideHoops Smith - Houston Rockets, 1 year, $1 million
Ivan The Terrible Johnson - Dallas Mavericks, 1 year, vets minimum
Will "She Let Me Pop Her" Cherry - Toronto Raptors, 2 years, vets minimum
Shawne "Extra E" Williams - Miami Heat, 2 years, $2.6 million
Reggie "Not Shawne" Williams - Miami Heat, 1 year, vets minimum
Greg Oden
Kenyon Martin
Earl Clark
Toney Douglas
Josh Harrellson
Jan "You Better Czech Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself" Vesely - EuroLeague

[dunksby]

That's an impressive pool.

[Smook A.]

This offseason gon be goood :pimp:

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[Combat Wombat]

Good thread OP.

I really hope that the Lakers sign Lowry and one of Ariza/Monroe/Deng. It most likely won't win them a championship but it will make things in the West even more interesting.

[el gringos]

Jason smith will be interesting.


Why you trying to hide the Knicks targets? Toure' Murry & Jimmer.

[Spaulding]

cool, ty bagel.

[DaSeba5]

Nice. This thread is a smart idea.

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[bagelred]

cool, ty bagel.

Don't thank me...thank the NBA for such fine quality entertainment...the NBA...It's FAAAAAAANtastic.

[Real14]

This offseason gon be goood :pimp:

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4get birdman:coleman:

[Smook A.]

4get birdman:coleman:
His music is wack but that gif he's in comes in handy when you really wanna use it

[bagelred]

What? No sticky?

[Droid101]

Where's Willie Green? Magic just grabbed him up.

[SpecialQue]

What? No sticky?

Just my hands at the prospect of the Lakers going after Bron and Melo.

[MellowYellow]

Free Agent Tracker - Will change status once they've committed to a team. Will add more free agents as needed. Keep me informed as to who to change.



Lebron James
Carmelo Anthony
Chris Bosh
Dwyane Wade
Kyle Lowry
Eric Bledsoe (R)
Luol Deng
Greg Monroe (R)
Pau Gasol
Danny Granger
Lance Stephenson
Chandler Parsons (R)
Paul Pierce
Ray Allen
Gordon Hayward (R)
Marcin Gortat
Isaiah Thomas (R)
Avery Bradley (R)
Evan Turner
Spencer Hawes
Shawn Marion
Shaun Livingston
Trevor Ariza
Vince Carter
Nick Young
Josh McRoberts
Boris Diaw
Rodney Stuckey
Andray Blathce
Channing Frye
Greivis Vasquez (R)
Kris Humphries
Jodie Meeks
Ramon Sessions
Marvin Williams
Ed Davis (R)
Patty Mills
Kirk Hinrich
Jordan Hill
Jerryd Bayless
Mario Chalmers
Mike Miller
Mo Williams
Patrick Patterson (R)
Darren Collison
Caron Butler
Jordan Farmar
Jordan Crawford (R)
Brian Roberts
CJ Miles
Mike Scott (R)
DeJuan Blair
Birdman
Drew Gooden
DJ Augustin
Alan Anderson
Al-Farouq Aminu
PJ Tucker
Steve Blake
Chris Kaman
Jermaine O'Neal
Jason Smith
Thabo Sefolosha

Every player on this list can contribute to an nba team. :applause: too much good stuff.

[zac]

Ed Davis is officially unrestricted. The Grizzlies' owner called him two days ago to let him know but it was made public today.

[Smook A.]

Almost midnight

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Bump

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Congrats to Jodie Meeks. A minimum salary type player getting paid. :cheers:

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Congrats to Marcin Gortat. Paid!

[D-Rose]

Cartier Martin signed with Detroit for 1 year...no clue about the money details.

[bagelred]

"Welcome to Orlando, Ben Gordon!"

"Uh...it's pronounced Gor-dahn."

[bagelred]

Patty Cake, Patty Cake, Baker's Man!!

[BallsOut]

Tying in the Southpark, Young Jeezy and Tmobile commercial references. Gotta love bagelred :cheers:

[bagelred]

Good to see The Black Collison gettin' paid.

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Captain Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaavemaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!


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[Draz]

Are they Knicks targeting anyone? No reports of anything

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Are they Knicks targeting anyone? No reports of anything

A man by the name of Carmelo Anthony...

Besides that, Knicks have no cap space and kind of a full roster. But I've heard still trying to get Pau, Jason Smith maybe...we'll hear more in next week when dust settles on Melo.

[D-Rose]

Are they Knicks targeting anyone? No reports of anything
Probably waiting on Melo to be taken care of. They're interested in Pau as well.

[Pushxx]

Patrick Patterson stays in Toronto for 3 years $18 million.

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Patrick Patterson stays in Toronto for 3 years $18 million.

Done!

[RoundMoundOfReb]

I like that you ordered it by significance of the player.

[BallsOut]

Sebastian Telfair signed with OKC for the minimum a few days ago..Add him to your list bagel

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Sebastian Telfair signed with OKC for the minimum a few days ago..Add him to your list bagel

Got it.

[D-Rose]

Pacers re signed Lavoy Allen for 1 yr...no clue on $.

[Hotlantadude81]

Deng wants 12 million a year but Miami does not have that and Atlanta does not want to pay it.

Sam Amico @SamAmicoFSO
Follow
On Luol Deng front: Told he still wants $12 mil that Heat can't pay right now and Hawks don't want to. Mavs may be up next.
5:49 PM - 5 Jul 2014

12 million a year? Get the **** outta here! :oldlol:

[BallsOut]

:biggums: Did Sterling pick up Jordan Farmar because he's jewish?

Donald Sterling and Jordan Farmar walk into a bar..

[MVBallin2K]

Those nicknames though as they sign, classic and nice touch :oldlol: .

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Boris Di Ow! and The 2nd best Jew in the league, sign contracts.

[BallsOut]

Boris Di Ow! and The 2nd best Jew in the league, sign contracts.

:lol Who's the first best?

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:lol Who's the first best?

Omri Casspi of course...although I'm sure Farmar would take offense to that...

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Buh bye Heat MLE
Buh bye Heat Bi-annual

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filling in nicely

[Dr. Cheesesteak]

can this plz be stickied and have the real f*cking names?

[bagelred]

Knicks finally get their man. :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :applause: :applause: :applause:






I mean Cole Aldrich.

[Dr. Cheesesteak]

Beno re-signed w/ Grizz

[bagelred]

Dat's Da Truth, Ruth.

[wally_world]

Pajamas Tucker :lol

[bagelred]

Pajamas Tucker :lol

glad you enjoyed it.



DENG!

[no pun intended]

Lmao at Carmelo's nickname in OP's post

[Inferno]

The nicknames :lol

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Brian Roberts played in Israel AND Germany. Fun fact.

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Richard Jefferson....giggle....

[coin24]

:lol :lol

Damn heaps of talent still available..
Stupid Lakers sign Beasley:oldlol:

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John Salmons

[SexSymbol]

repped, great nicknames

[bagelred]

repped, great nicknames

Why thank you, SexSymbol.

[Rake2204]

Kinda wish Lubin' Ruben Patterson was still active.

[bagelred]

Kinda wish Lubin' Ruben Patterson was still active.

Hmmm...yeah...I'd probably go with Ruben Sandwich Patterson, but either way.

[bagelred]

ok i think i got all of today's moves....

[RoundMoundOfReb]

haslem back to heat for 2.7

[bagelred]

haslem back to heat for 2.7

Got it...now try to find it. :lol

[bagelred]

If I put just "Born Ready" as this player's nickname, would you know who that was?

[QuebecBaller]

Is there a team that will give a new beginning to Jan Vesely?

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[GimmeThat]

Is there a team that will give a new beginning to Jan Vesely?

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I'm offended.

they are promoting unprotected sex before marriage

[boozehound]

If I put just "Born Ready" as this player's nickname, would you know who that was?
everyone knows thats the 8th grader. Not really an obscure nickname.

[bagelred]

everyone knows thats the 8th grader. Not really an obscure nickname.

Hmmm.....interesting...well MJ will straighten him out.

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Drew Gooden.

Does anyone even read this thread? Holy shit, they'd rather argue about Kevin Love and Lebron for the 900th time...

[D-Rose]

Drew Gooden.

Does anyone even read this thread? Holy shit, they'd rather argue about Kevin Love and Lebron for the 900th time...
I'm reading :cheers:

[StephHamann]

Is there a team that will give a new beginning to Jan Vesely?

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he is making out with his mom

:biggums:

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he is making out with his mom

:biggums:

You obviously don't understand European culture.

Oh, and Xavier Henry....

[Akrazotile]

Good stuff gaygelred

[bagelred]

Good stuff gaygelred

Thanks...I think. :coleman:

[bagelred]

I guess Aaron Brooks deal be official, yo.

[(e)]

I guess Aaron Brooks deal be official, yo.
He signed for vet min

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Casspi The Friendly Ghost

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Ivan The Terrible added.

Did I miss anyone?

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Kostas and Reggie