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trabash
07-03-2014, 10:52 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BretDEBCAAA82GX.jpg

https://twitter.com/Delblogo/status/484045754336428032/photo/1

Lebron23
07-03-2014, 10:54 AM
http://i.imgur.com/ygZSd.gif

D-FENS
07-03-2014, 10:55 AM
Looks like Wizards MJ

BlazerRed
07-03-2014, 11:11 AM
Looks like Wizards MJ
This lol..

HOoopCityJones
07-03-2014, 12:02 PM
Pic on the right looks nothing like Kobe lol.

tontoz
07-03-2014, 12:08 PM
Good thing they didn't overpay to keep him.

brownmamba00
07-03-2014, 12:12 PM
:biggums:

Levity
07-03-2014, 12:14 PM
haha. that raymond felton?

avonbarksdale
07-03-2014, 12:23 PM
he can probably have abs again in like 2 weeks if he wanted

ottooooooo
07-03-2014, 12:28 PM
haha "snack mamba"

Kirby is done

NustABut
07-03-2014, 12:30 PM
Do you really Kobe is the type of person that would let himself be like this (unless he actually physically couldn't do anything about it)

:coleman:

DonDadda59
07-03-2014, 12:34 PM
New Footage: Mamba mode activated (http://youtu.be/jY3RxYNfjho?t=3s)

GimmeThat
07-03-2014, 12:39 PM
all that KFC and Pringles.

SpecialQue
07-03-2014, 12:39 PM
inb4 Adam Richman tells him to grab a razor and draw a bath.

DonDadda59
07-03-2014, 12:40 PM
all that KFC and Pringles.

More like all that salary cap and the Lakers' future, that's what he's been feasting on.

kentatm
07-03-2014, 12:48 PM
http://lulu105.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/56.jpg

Beastmode88
07-03-2014, 12:49 PM
kennethgriffin: "off season he'll win a ship next season ez"

rhowen4
07-03-2014, 12:54 PM
Fatbe
Obesebe
Roundbe
Round mound of rebe
Rosie o'donbe
Raymond feltbe
Carmelo anthonbe
Charles barkbe
Ground chuckbe

Snack mamba is best

KobesFinger
07-03-2014, 01:01 PM
He looks like he's having a baBe

kennethgriffin
07-03-2014, 01:02 PM
kennethgriffin: "off season he'll win a ship next season ez"

maybe he's gonna post up a bunch


besides.. this pic looks altered. his head is so tiny compared to his frame in the pic on the right.

and it looks like someone used a photoshop tool to stretch his belly to the side. its overlapping on the right. but in the pic on the left his stomachs almost flat going into his trunks

Meticode
07-03-2014, 01:02 PM
NBA season starts in 4 months...

kennethgriffin
07-03-2014, 01:08 PM
the guy at TMZ forgot to photoshop both pics

http://i58.tinypic.com/2mgp450.png

Jameerthefear
07-03-2014, 01:10 PM
See? THis is exactly the reason why I said Kobe won't avg 20. It's over.

AlphaWolf24
07-03-2014, 01:12 PM
Fatbe
Obesebe
Roundbe
Round mound of rebe
Rosie o'donbe
Raymond feltbe
Carmelo anthonbe
Charles barkbe
Ground chuckbe

Snack mamba is best

nice

Nash
07-03-2014, 01:16 PM
Kobe prepping himself for that Melo meeting trying to show him that he's fat just like him and that you can be a 5x champion just like that.

marketingBE

ArbitraryWater
07-03-2014, 01:17 PM
the guy at TMZ forgot to photoshop both pics

http://i58.tinypic.com/2mgp450.png

:facepalm

kenneth kenneth kenneth...

kennethgriffin
07-03-2014, 01:18 PM
See? THis is exactly the reason why I said Kobe won't avg 20. It's over.

25/5/5

kennethgriffin
07-03-2014, 01:19 PM
:facepalm

kenneth kenneth kenneth...


well then explain why he has an overlapping belly on the right and a flat stomach on the left

the original pics are in the OP still

go look lol

20Four
07-03-2014, 01:19 PM
See? THis is exactly the reason why I said Kobe won't avg 20. It's over.
Are you seriously that stupid? Fvcking midgets these days

ArbitraryWater
07-03-2014, 01:20 PM
well then explain why he has an overlapping belly on the right and a flat stomach on the left

the original pics are in the OP still

go look lol

It's not photoshopped :facepalm

It's just totally different angles and not the best quality... smh

NBA season starts in 4 months, he'll get a flat stommach in about a month, no worries

tomtucker
07-03-2014, 01:22 PM
Kobe prepping himself for that Melo meeting trying to show him that he's fat just like him and that you can be a 5x champion just like that.

marketingBE
:lol :oldlol:

LoneyROY7
07-03-2014, 01:23 PM
well then explain why he has an overlapping belly on the right and a flat stomach on the left

the original pics are in the OP still

go look lol

Angles. Learn about them.

kennethgriffin
07-03-2014, 01:25 PM
Angles. Learn about them.


nobody has that much of a belly on a front angle and an absolute inverted flat stomach from a side angle

LoneyROY7
07-03-2014, 01:30 PM
nobody has that much of a belly on a front angle and an absolute inverted flat stomach from a side angle

You're in denial.

It's not a big deal, he can clearly get back into shape quickly...your idol will be ok. Take some deep breaths.

ArbitraryWater
07-03-2014, 01:32 PM
You're in denial.

It's not a big deal, he can clearly get back into shape quickly...your idol will be ok. Take some deep breaths.

true... kenneth worried as **** now telling himself its photoshop n shit :lol

Lamar Odumbb
07-03-2014, 01:50 PM
Kobe and Melo will be the Belly Splash bros if Melo signs with the Lake Show.

DetroitPistonFan
07-03-2014, 02:33 PM
Kobe gets fat every summer. Then gets in crazy shape when training camp starts.

JM720
07-03-2014, 03:07 PM
Last week:

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2014/06/25/0625-kobe-bryant-ramey-3.jpg

kennethgriffin
07-03-2014, 03:15 PM
Last week:

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2014/06/25/0625-kobe-bryant-ramey-3.jpg

no fat.. just an abdominal cavity/ribs

if it was fat then it wouldnt be inverted in the middle

he has the body of a guy who runs all day but never does stomach crunches

those sucked hin cheeks of his are the true telling of body fat

and look at his back.. his skin is stuck to his muscles. you can see the lines

Smook A.
07-03-2014, 03:18 PM
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/GzCR_I9s9vc/hqdefault.jpg

Im so nba'd out
07-03-2014, 03:32 PM
http://lulu105.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/56.jpg
kirby bryant lol:roll:

trabash
07-03-2014, 04:50 PM
Wow, this kennethgriffin guy is unreal, Kobe's a little chubby so what? Season begins in like 4 months, it's offseason and vacation time, let's have him have some snacks :lol

SpecialQue
07-03-2014, 05:06 PM
Someone needs to start fat shaming Kobe ASAP.

davehos
07-04-2014, 01:45 AM
http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/07/03/is-kobe-bryant-fat-now-photo/

NBC Sports is there!

ImKobe
07-04-2014, 01:48 AM
http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/07/03/is-kobe-bryant-fat-now-photo/

NBC Sports is there!

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TheMilkyBarKid
07-04-2014, 02:02 AM
no fat.. just an abdominal cavity/ribs

if it was fat then it wouldnt be inverted in the middle

he has the body of a guy who runs all day but never does stomach crunches

those sucked hin cheeks of his are the true telling of body fat

and look at his back.. his skin is stuck to his muscles. you can see the lines
Settle down mate, he's an elite athlete on holidays, let him enjoy his time off.
It's creepy how much you're trying to defend him.

dunksby
07-04-2014, 04:01 AM
http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/07/03/is-kobe-bryant-fat-now-photo/

NBC Sports is there!
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moe94
07-04-2014, 04:10 AM
ayo Kenneth really opened up mspaint doe

NZStreetBaller
07-04-2014, 04:26 AM
haha at the over re actions. he'll be in great shape for the season its kobe ffs lol

Horatio33
07-04-2014, 05:09 AM
Kenny Griffin shook to fukk.

Big#50
07-04-2014, 10:34 AM
LoL taking being a stan to the next level. Defending a player's body now. Wtf man.

SpecialQue
07-04-2014, 10:52 AM
LoL taking being a stan to the next level. Defending a player's body now. Wtf man.

Someone clearly hasn't seen the MANY threads about Jordan's dick size.

ILLsmak
07-04-2014, 04:49 PM
he can probably have abs again in like 2 weeks if he wanted

Basically, wouldn't take more than one month.

-Smak