Would you join an orgy?

[IamRAMBO24]

A lot of questions are going through my mind since I've never been in an orgy. Do you get a ticket until your number is called? What if another guy grabs your d*ck? What if all holes are taken up? Is it appropriate to just share one with another dude? What are the protocols when it comes to cumming? Let's just say I'm sandwiching the chick with another dude, is it ok to just nut all over his balls? Is it weird I go all natural with a sagebush that's literally choking my little friend?

So anyways, for starters if I ever go to one, I'm thinking about approaching the girl with a nice pick up line that'll get her in the mood. Something like, "Do you know there are only 7 planets now because I'm about to destroy uranus!" or something. Seriously I don't want to be that loser who stands in the corner jerking off by himself you see in all the porn videos.

[OncePerMonth]

Go **** yourself.

[GimmeThat]

sex with condom is underrated, but also overrated.

it's not a bad exercise beyond the fact that I'd be making out and kissing the girl.


so I guess that's a no to orgy for me.



but you know, just saying.

[dr.hee]

Seriously I don't want to be that loser who stands in the corner jerking off by himself you see in all the porn videos.

We all know you'd rather be the b!tch getting sodomized. So why make a thread about it?

[shadow]

I can't tell if OP is being serious. Just in case, yes the fancier ones do have those ticket dispensers. If you go to one that doesn't have tix dispensers just grab a quarter (they'll have bowls sitting around with them) and put it next to the bed and say I got next (near the headboard for head, footboard for the rest. Girl will usually decide if she wants multiples though usually they are into 2 holes at a time. Etiquette dictates if there are others waiting you move on after two holes unless she wants you to stay. Good luck, have fun.

[IamRAMBO24]

Horrible written thread. I was drunk.

[dr.hee]

Horrible written thread. I was drunk.

You mean "horribly"? Drunk again you fat f*ck?

[GimmeThat]

A lot of questions are going through my mind since I've never been in an orgy. Do you get a ticket until your number is called? What if another guy grabs your d*ck? What if all holes are taken up? Is it appropriate to just share one with another dude? What are the protocols when it comes to cumming? Let's just say I'm sandwiching the chick with another dude, is it ok to just nut all over his balls? Is it weird I go all natural with a sagebush that's literally choking my little friend?

So anyways, for starters if I ever go to one, I'm thinking about approaching the girl with a nice pick up line that'll get her in the mood. Something like, "Do you know there are only 7 planets now because I'm about to destroy uranus!" or something. Seriously I don't want to be that loser who stands in the corner jerking off by himself you see in all the porn videos.


you might have a better chance of having your d*ck grabbed if you just stayed in the corner and jerked off by yourself in real life.


actually, I have no clue.

[IamRAMBO24]

You mean "horribly"? Drunk again you fat f*ck?

Horrible is an adjective. Horribly is an adverb. In this context, I meant I wrote a horrible thread, where the word "horrible" is describing the noun.

[dr.hee]

Horrible is an adjective. Horribly is an adverb. In this context, I meant I wrote a horrible thread, where the word "horrible" is describing the noun.

Are there non written threads on ISH? Redundancy much?

[IamRAMBO24]

I can't tell if OP is being serious. Just in case, yes the fancier ones do have those ticket dispensers. If you go to one that doesn't have tix dispensers just grab a quarter (they'll have bowls sitting around with them) and put it next to the bed and say I got next (near the headboard for head, footboard for the rest. Girl will usually decide if she wants multiples though usually they are into 2 holes at a time. Etiquette dictates if there are others waiting you move on after two holes unless she wants you to stay. Good luck, have fun.

Real talk, are you speaking from experience?

[IamRAMBO24]

Are there non written threads on ISH? Redundancy much?

Of course all threads are written in some form or another, but I used the word "written" as an adjective to describe what was so horrible about my thread. If I just said, "Horrible thread," it could mean many things, but I am mainly talking about my writing, thus using the adjective "written" makes it more clear about why I think my thread was horrible.

[dr.hee]

Horribly written gets that point across much more clearly

Yup, it's a horribly written written thread.

[KingBeasley08]

Of course all threads are written in some form or another, but I used the word "written" as an adjective to describe what was so horrible about my thread. If I just said, "Horrible thread," it could mean many things, but I am mainly talking about my writing, thus using the adjective "written" makes it more clear about why I think my thread was horrible.
If written was an adjective, then you should have used an adverb 'horribly' since it's the writing that you were saying that was horrible.

[IamRAMBO24]

If written was an adjective, then you should have used an adverb 'horribly' since it's the writing that you were saying that was horrible.

The noun in the sentence is "thread." Both horrible and written are adjectives that describe the noun. The only way I can use horribly is if it follows a verb. For example, "I wrote horribly" or "My thread was horribly written."

[MadeFromDust]

If written was an adjective, then you should have used an adverb 'horribly' since it's the writing that you were saying that was horrible.
Pwnd haha OP fail


And heyell no

[IamRAMBO24]

Horribly written gets that point across much more clearly

True, but in that context, I didn't use the word "written" as a verb but rather an adjective. I just wanted to describe what was it about my thread that I thought was horrible. Besides it's a fragment anyways. I'm surprise none of you guys pointed that out. My usage of the word "horrible" isn't wrong like dr. hee suggested. It's a f*cked up sentence to begin with.

[MadeFromDust]

True, but in that context, I didn't use the word "written" as a verb but rather an adjective. I just wanted to describe what was it about my thread that I thought was horrible.
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[GimmeThat]

the light saber quantity in this thread is over powering

[Bandito]

Here comes the grammar police :lol

[Booz Vivic]

are you talking orgy with 5 sexy girls and you?

[IamRAMBO24]

Here comes the grammar police :lol

Naw I was just trolling dr hee. Using "horribly" would of turned "written" from an adjective to a verb to make the fragmented sentence into a complete one. The funny thing was I actually convinced him he was wrong and he was too dumb to realize it. :oldlol:

[HylianNightmare]

Real talk, are you speaking from experience?
I'm glad i wasn't the only that caught that

[MadeFromDust]

Naw I was just trolling dr hee. Using "horribly" would of turned "written" from an adjective to a verb to make the fragmented sentence into a complete one. The funny thing was I actually convinced him he was wrong and he was too dumb to realize it. :oldlol:
BS. You got Pwnt


Oh, and would have* :lol

[IamRAMBO24]

I'm glad i wasn't the only that caught that

I think he's being serious.

Some questions for you shadow:

1. After the orgy, do all the guys get together and go out to grab a bite or something?

2. Have you been in a fight? Like say you're getting your groove on with the girl and some dude with really huge balls decides to tear up her a*s. So you're on the bottom and he's on top of the girl, and like his saggy balls are rubbing all up on your d*ck. I would imagine some tempers would flare.

3. Do you hook up with the girls afterwards for a 24/7 booty call? What are the chances of that?

[IamRAMBO24]

BS. You got Pwnt


Oh, and would have* :lol

My usage of a "horrible written thread" is correct. Both are adjectives and in correct order (horrible is an opinion and written is a factual adjective). Explain to me how I was grammatically wrong.

P.S. Pwnt isn't a word. There's really no auditory difference in "would've" and "would of," so in casual writing, which this forum is, it is perfectly fine. I'm not getting graded in english class, so who cares? Even some of the best authors living today use "would of, could of" solely on how it sounds in their novels.

[MadeFromDust]

My usage of a "horrible written thread" is correct. Both are adjectives and in correct order (horrible is an opinion and written is a factual adjective). Explain to me how I was grammatically wrong.

P.S. Pwnt isn't a word.

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