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STATUTORY
07-06-2014, 11:21 PM
opted out max contract
losing Bron
losing Bosh
team doesn't even have first round picks in 2015 or 2017 to rebuild
thoroughly exposed in the playoffs, no team will be offering this guy close to the max

:roll: :roll: :roll: ni99a thought he was BETTER THAN KOBE!?

Kobe sipping dat sauvignon blonc counting his 30 million

Wade curled up in fetal position, crying losing hope, eating ben & jerrys while rewatching final 2006 on vhs, singing the tune to "I dreamed a dream" and "on my own"

aj1987
07-06-2014, 11:23 PM
You went from being obsessed with hating on LeBron to Wade? :oldlol:

Sad life, kid.

LeJohn Janes
07-06-2014, 11:24 PM
In before the big 3 re-sign on reduced terms tomorrow.

russwest0
07-06-2014, 11:25 PM
Opt out, he said.

We're all going to be loyal and resign anyways, he said.

http://www.pageqsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Dwyane-wade-Sad1-300x300.jpg

moe94
07-06-2014, 11:25 PM
http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/116/6755692ac515449eb22a88886fb71ded/l.jpg

new avy, bruh

Inferno
07-06-2014, 11:26 PM
http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/116/6755692ac515449eb22a88886fb71ded/l.jpg

new avy, bruh

:roll:

BlazerRed
07-06-2014, 11:27 PM
Eh, if everyone leaves and Wade stays they'll pay him big $$ in a Kobe style contract. Thanks for the memories. Dude isn't going to get paid huge $$ anywhere else, and Miami will not be contenders so they'll have plenty of money to give him.

russwest0
07-06-2014, 11:30 PM
You gotta feel bad for Wade though. Dude got ****ed outta 40M over 2 years and now potentially the chance to contend when he made this all happen and then got ****ed out of a Finals MVP in 2011 when LeBron put on quite easily the GOAT choking display in NBA history

LeBron is on his Benedict Arnold shit right now lol

DMAVS41
07-06-2014, 11:30 PM
Meh...someone will give Wade a big 4 year deal still.

STATUTORY
07-06-2014, 11:31 PM
http://i.imgur.com/H7flMy5.png

"And now I'm all alone again
Nowhere to go, no one to turn to
Without a home without a friend
Without a face to say hello to
And now the night is near
I can make believe he's here
On my own
Pretending he's beside me
All alone
I walk with him till morning
Without him
I feel his arms around me
And when I lose my way I close my eyes
And he has found me
"

Akrazotile
07-06-2014, 11:31 PM
Eh, if everyone leaves and Wade stays they'll pay him big $$ in a Kobe style contract. Thanks for the memories. Dude isn't going to get paid huge $$ anywhere else, and Miami will not be contenders so they'll have plenty of money to give him.


Nah, he'll be goin to the Cavs for the minimum :lol

STATUTORY
07-06-2014, 11:32 PM
Nah, he'll be goin to the Cavs for the minimum :lol

:roll: :roll: what it pays to be a tower boy these days?

inclinerator
07-06-2014, 11:33 PM
but i did my 1 day of diet lebron, how could you leave me?



http://i.imgur.com/urYo4Mz.png

hawksdogsbraves
07-06-2014, 11:37 PM
Well the fact that he can't get in shape or stay healthy is the only reason Bran is leaving anyway, so it's kinda his fault.

Meticode
07-06-2014, 11:40 PM
Othing is official yet. The reports first came from Broussard and Amico, known for bard reporting on these types of things.

guy
07-07-2014, 12:01 AM
If Lebron and Bosh leave, what is Wade exactly playing for then? And will the Heat really give him the Kobe treatment? Would be an incredibly dumb move for the Heat to do but given their reputation for taking care of their players, I don't see them not doing that. And Wade is basically just playing for the money at that point. If it wasn't for that, I don't see why he wouldn't just retire.

MavsSuperFan
07-07-2014, 12:02 AM
In before the big 3 re-sign on reduced terms tomorrow.
Would lose respect for lebron if he did that.

STATUTORY
07-07-2014, 08:37 AM
Bron's scheduled to meet with Riley this week to tell him personally that he wont be resigning

wonder if i he will even break the news to Wade in person or just send a text like Wade was some used up hoe

JohnFreeman
07-07-2014, 08:38 AM
Millionaire basketballer player living in Miami and fvcking Gabrielle Union #wrists

Derka
07-07-2014, 08:49 AM
Millionaire basketballer player living in Miami and fvcking Gabrielle Union #wrists
With three rings, a Finals MVP and an Olympic Gold medal to his name.

Poor guy...

r15mohd
07-07-2014, 08:50 AM
If Lebron and Bosh leave, what is Wade exactly playing for then? And will the Heat really give him the Kobe treatment? Would be an incredibly dumb move for the Heat to do but given their reputation for taking care of their players, I don't see them not doing that. And Wade is basically just playing for the money at that point. If it wasn't for that, I don't see why he wouldn't just retire.


they'll pay him well for the next two years...and have hopes for the 2016 FA with KD being available.


anyhoo...the Big3 will re-sign and they also get Deng. :D

Brickz187
07-07-2014, 08:52 AM
Is Lebron and Bosh leave, I won't care paying Wade to end his days in Miami. Lakers did the same for Kobe knowing he ain't winning a damn thing. Just try and build a team that doesn't give the cavs another top pick.

STATUTORY
07-07-2014, 08:54 AM
Millionaire basketballer player living in Miami and fvcking Gabrielle Union #wrists
Gabrielle Union? that girl more washed up than Wade

GimmeThat
07-07-2014, 08:58 AM
you keep up with this, and I might actually believe the whole Elgin Baylor thing was not a race thing, but simply a business decision.

TheMilkyBarKid
07-07-2014, 10:24 AM
He has millions in the bank, is marrying Gabrielle Union and could not work a day again in his life if he was wise with his money.
How are you doing with yourself op?
If Wade wanted more from his (maybe soon to be ex) teammates then he should've either not taken on a reduced schedule or shown up against the spurs.

Nowitness
07-07-2014, 10:26 AM
D Grade has never been good. He always was looking for others to join him to help him win. Never been the best player on his team.

JohnFreeman
07-07-2014, 10:27 AM
D Grade has never been good. He always was looking for others to join him to help him win. Never been the best player on his team.
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1107665/heat.gif

STATUTORY
07-07-2014, 10:34 AM
http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1107665/heat.gif

:roll: :roll: Bron looking at Wade thinking to himself, I played this ni99a so bad

choppermagic
07-07-2014, 10:39 AM
:roll: :roll: Bron looking at Wade thinking to himself, I played this ni99a so bad

he pretty much. Dnot forget Wade was the king of Miami before he planned with Lebron to come down and take away his team. He brought all of this on himself. When stars collude, it's natural that some of them will get pushed to the background. Now he is looking at possibly getting shafted but then again, none of those things have happened yet. It could still work out for MIA, but it's getting tougher by the day since other FAs are signing away with other teams and MIA only has 2 players under contract.

VIntageNOvel
07-07-2014, 12:48 PM
http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/116/6755692ac515449eb22a88886fb71ded/l.jpg

new avy, bruh


i love statutory but this is gold :lol :applause:

HurricaneKid
07-07-2014, 03:08 PM
How is Wade getting screwed? If LeBron forced him to opt out and he ended up having to sign somewhere for the MLE I'd be in agreement. But he is still going to get a big deal from Miami (bigger than 42M) and retire there.

houston
07-07-2014, 05:48 PM
op has a point

Skyscraper
07-07-2014, 06:36 PM
http://i.imgur.com/H7flMy5.png

"And now I'm all alone again
Nowhere to go, no one to turn to
Without a home without a friend
Without a face to say hello to
And now the night is near
I can make believe he's here
On my own
Pretending he's beside me
All alone
I walk with him till morning
Without him
I feel his arms around me
And when I lose my way I close my eyes
And he has found me
"

:hammerhead: no one besides you and me know of the musical/book/film/production that you are referring to.

too many knuckleheads on here

red1
07-07-2014, 06:39 PM
http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/116/6755692ac515449eb22a88886fb71ded/l.jpg

new avy, bruh
:roll: future repped

mehyaM24
07-07-2014, 06:41 PM
:roll: future repped

:oldlol: at this loser repping himself

red1
07-07-2014, 06:46 PM
:oldlol: at this loser repping himself
what? :oldlol:

Solefade
07-07-2014, 06:51 PM
http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/116/6755692ac515449eb22a88886fb71ded/l.jpg

new avy, bruh



:roll: :roll: :roll:

Black and White
07-07-2014, 07:04 PM
D Grade has never been good. He always was looking for others to join him to help him win. Never been the best player on his team.

:biggums:

STATUTORY
07-07-2014, 07:15 PM
:oldlol: at this loser repping himself
actually a good point, aren't both red1 and moe94 from toronto?

both have screennames with one word followed by a number...

ummm interesting

JohnMax
07-07-2014, 07:42 PM
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j198/yungstar007/lebrondwade_zps1cc7635e.gif

red1
07-07-2014, 07:46 PM
actually a good point, aren't both red1 and moe94 from toronto?

both have screennames with one word followed by a number...

ummm interesting
thank god you arent a detective :facepalm

dubeta
07-07-2014, 07:48 PM
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j198/yungstar007/lebrondwade_zps1cc7635e.gif

:roll:

SpecialQue
07-07-2014, 07:50 PM
Bosh will leave, they'll sign Melo, and OP will go back to hating Lebron in full force.

mehyaM24
07-07-2014, 08:03 PM
actually a good point, aren't both red1 and moe94 from toronto?

both have screennames with one word followed by a number...

ummm interesting

not only that, but a raptor fan / wade & lebron stan

he never actually has an opinion himself. either agrees with other posters or attention whores with silly questions.

powerglove (guy behind the alts) is basically a low iq idiot

jzek
07-07-2014, 08:05 PM
Needs to change his game.

STATUTORY
07-07-2014, 08:06 PM
Needs to change his game.
yea his whistles is all used up, maybe he can learn the clarinet or something

CelticBaller
07-07-2014, 09:00 PM
Thats what he gets for thinking he deserves max