Mo Williams: "invite a vampire into your house, you gonna get bit. Simple as that."

[CavaliersFTW]

By Bryann Flynn

Maurice "Mo" Williams is quick to remind me the wounds that take the longest to heal are rarely physical. "I've been under the knife, had contusions, could barely walk on my ankle..." His voice trails off, and he takes another bite of his lunch, then stares across the cafeteria at Murrah High School, into another time entirely. "It's the emotional betrayal that sticks with you. It eats at you. You just keep wondering, like, you know: why?"

Williams is back at the high school where he first made his name in Jackson, Mississippi to promote his annual "Mo' Fundies, No Problems" basketball camp. The premise of the camp is straightforward enough: if you master the basics, you're less prone to beating yourself. "That's half the battle, really." The charismatic shooting guard beams and for a second his boyish exuberance makes you forget he's actually a veteran NBA player now, and on the market for a new team. When the topic turns to free agency, it's difficult to avoid the topic of LeBron James.

"Could care less where he goes, man." When I express incredulity he puts one hand on his heart, and the other hand shoots skyward like a flare. "Honest to God! I just know wherever he ends up, I'll cross that team off my list." And with that he finishes the last bit of his lunch and hurries back to the gym. There are children to teach, and Williams is a loyal helper.

Later that evening, when we - at Williams' insistence - settle into dinner at Red Lobster [author's note: I was born and raised in Maine, so dining at Red Lobster is akin to an act against God] Williams, perhaps lulled into a state of comfort by the improbable number of biscuits he consumes, opens up about "The Decision." It wasn't that LeBron left, but rather how he left which will forever rub Williams wrong.

"Bron had me blinded man. He wins you over completely. He makes you feel like you're his best friend. He'll party with you, train with you, dance on the sideline with you... Look, growing up I was obsessed with the Thundercats. Bron found out and he had this artists make me a painting where it was me playing basketball, but I looked like Panthro. He would call me Panthro all the time, and I called him Lion-O. We used to joke about how Dwight (Howard, then their nemesis with the Orlando Magic) was Mumm-Ra." I ask Williams where that painting is now, and he crumbles his napkin and tosses it over his shoulder, then shrugs. "I couldn't get Bron to pick up my calls for a week after 'The Decision,' so finally I just sent him a text, I just said, Lion-O would never leave Panthro out in the cold. Two days later I get a text back that says I'm a basketball player and a businessman, not a Thundercat." But that's how he is... That's who he is. He makes you feel like a million bucks and then steps over you like a bad penny on his way out the door."

We speak very little about LeBron, Williams' own free agency, or basketball at all for the remainder of the meal. Instead Williams talks at length about the peace of mind he finds whenever he returns to Jackson, about fishing on the Yazoo River, about his grandfather Muddy who was half Choctaw and taught Williams about the value of personal spirituality and harmony with one's environment. He smiles broadly as he discusses his girlfriend LavQuintana's pregnancy, and the perspective on love he has achieved in the past few years. But when we part in the parking lot, he can't help but provide a final reflection on LeBron - one that I imagine his grandfather Muddy would have appreciated.

"A man lets you know who he is by how he treats others. D. Wade, Chris, Heat fans, they saw how Bron did me and the Cavs, so they shouldn't expect no sympathy from no one. You invite a vampire into your house, you gonna get bit. Simple as that."

http://www.jacksonfreepress.com/news/2014/jul/09/williams-betrayal/

Mo Williams, salty, but he's absolutely right about bran. I will never embrace him or be a fan of his even if he wears a Cavs jersey again. I'll root for the Cavs, and if he helps them make it to the top great. But as a person, **** him, he has no loyalty to anyone. His stans are the saddest humans alive, they don't even realize that they matter to him even less than all his frenemies do.

[hawksdogsbraves]

So salty :oldlol:

Maybe when they brought him in to be LeBron's right hand man he should've played a little better. Then again, it's not really his fault that he isn't that good.

[STATUTORY]

Mo wrote an article?

Wade's gonna need a whole book for what Bron did to him, straight mean girl'd that poor negro

[ArbitraryWater]

From the guy who totally disappeared both playoff run in 2009 and 2010... great.

These guys making articles about LeBron.... So much power, so much influence :pimp:

[Darius]

Lion-O and Panthro???? :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

These are grown men... this isn't an Onion article????

[lilteapot]

lmao OP put way too much effort into making a fake article. OP is living proof that all Cavalier fans are pathetic.

[navy]

Why did Mo Williams leave the Cavs?

[RoundMoundOfReb]

Mo Williams should make a #Return as well. He could back up Kyrie

[buddha]

http://athletetattoodatabase.com/img/wiki_up/0719-lebron-james-splash-credit.jpg

dat loyalty doe

[PJR]

Lmao that is so fckin funny man.

I'm not a thunder cat, I'm a basketball player, and businessman" :roll: :roll:

[SamuraiSWISH]

Wow, that whole gregarious, teammate, best friend thing is a total facade. He did not only Cleveland wrong in 2010, the devil is in the details. He didn't let the organization know ahead of time, didn't tell his friends on the team, then didn't field calls from Mo for a week. Then takes 2 days to respond to a text in the most cold, callous way possible? Yikes.

[Levity]

"Bron had me blinded man. He wins you over completely. He makes you feel like you're his best friend. He'll party with you, train with you, dance on the sideline with you... Look, growing up I was obsessed with the Thundercats. Bron found out and he had this artists make me a painting where it was me playing basketball, but I looked like Panthro. He would call me Panthro all the time, and I called him Lion-O. We used to joke about how Dwight (Howard, then their nemesis with the Orlando Magic) was Mumm-Ra." I ask Williams where that painting is now, and he crumbles his napkin and tosses it over his shoulder, then shrugs. "I couldn't get Bron to pick up my calls for a week after 'The Decision,' so finally I just sent him a text, I just said, Lion-O would never leave Panthro out in the cold. Two days later I get a text back that says I'm a basketball player and a businessman, not a Thundercat." But that's how he is... That's who he is. He makes you feel like a million bucks and then steps over you like a bad penny on his way out the door."


OH MY GOD

hahahahaahahaha
:roll: :roll: :roll:
i havent seen ex girlfriends scorned like this since highschool

[KingPush]

Is OP that ****ing desperate that he made this fake ass story?


lmao how much time did you put into writing this? :roll:

[lilteapot]

Wow, that whole gregarious, teammate, best friend thing is a total facade. He did not only Cleveland wrong in 2010, the devil is in the details. He didn't let the organization know ahead of time, didn't tell his friends on the team, then didn't field calls from Mo for a week. Then takes 2 days to respond to a text in the most cold, callous way possible? Yikes.
bruh are you stupid?

[TheMarkMadsen]

"I'm a basketball player and a business man, not a Thundercat"

Heartless :lol :oldlol:

[alanLA92]

:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

[CavaliersFTW]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/1445337_o.gif

Lebron thought they were still gonna be cool :facepalm deep down Lebron is probably the loneliest person on the planet. Doesn't know a burned bridge even when he dowses it in gasoline and sets it on fire himself. Wade and Bosh bout to get the same treatment.

[hawksdogsbraves]

Wait a second...

"Lion-O would never leave Panthro out in the cold" ?????

Is this a real fking quote?

That link is broken too, this can't be a real story. That's not something a real person would text. :roll:

[STATUTORY]

ni99a is cold as f@ck, :roll: i gotta give him that

love to hear about how he emasculated wade on his way out. "tell gabrielle to holler at me when he's in cleveland"

:roll:

[lilteapot]

I just reported OP for spam

[Levity]

Lion-o why have you forsaken me!!!!!

[plowking]

Good for you OP. Take a stand.

Don't support Bron if he comes back. Keep stanning the dead guy, and pushing his bullshit feats which he clearly didn't accomplish. It's much more respectable trying to convince people a man was able to beat up mountain lions with his bare hands (or in Wilt's case it seems like bear hands, am I right?), was stronger than most powerlifters at the time, and could beat up the world's best heavyweight boxer.

You clearly have it figured out. Fight the noble cause OP.

[Meticode]

Why did Mo Williams leave the Cavs?
He didn't leave the Cavs, he was traded.

[navy]

Wait a second...

"Lion-O would never leave Panthro out in the cold" ?????

Is this a real fking quote?

That link is broken too, this can't be a real story. That's not something a real person would text. :roll:
No, it's not real. But it is hilarious.
:roll:

[navy]

He didn't leave the Cavs, he was traded.
No loyalty. :oldlol:

[tmacattack33]

http://www.jacksonfreepress.com/news/2014/jul/09/williams-betrayal/

Mo Williams, salty, but he's absolutely right about bran. I will never embrace him or be a fan of his even if he wears a Cavs jersey again. I'll root for the Cavs, and if he helps them make it to the top great. But as a person, **** him, he has no loyalty to anyone. His stans are the saddest humans alive, they don't even realize that they matter to him even less than all his frenemies do.


LOL at that "Lion-o would never leave Panthr-o out in the cold" text if true.

[moe94]

Good for you OP. Take a stand.

Don't support Bron if he comes back. Keep stanning the dead guy, and pushing his bullshit feats which he clearly didn't accomplish. It's much more respectable trying to convince people a man was able to beat up mountain lions with his bare hands (or in Wilt's case it seems like bear hands, am I right?), was stronger than most powerlifters at the time, and could beat up the world's best heavyweight boxer.

You clearly have it figured out. Fight the noble cause OP.
shots fired :biggums:

[J Shuttlesworth]

Good for you OP. Take a stand.

Don't support Bron if he comes back. Keep stanning the dead guy, and pushing his bullshit feats which he clearly didn't accomplish. It's much more respectable trying to convince people a man was able to beat up mountain lions with his bare hands (or in Wilt's case it seems like bear hands, am I right?), was stronger than most powerlifters at the time, and could beat up the world's best heavyweight boxer.

You clearly have it figured out. Fight the noble cause OP.
As long as OP understands he can't cherish any rings that the Cavs win w/ LeBron, that's what matters.

[WeGetRing2012]

fake

[Brokenbeat]

We speak very little about LeBron, Williams' own free agency, or basketball at all for the remainder of the meal. Instead Williams talks at length about the peace of mind he finds whenever he returns to Jackson, about fishing on the Yazoo River, about his grandfather Muddy who was half Choctaw and taught Williams about the value of personal spirituality and harmony with one's environment. He smiles broadly as he discusses his girlfriend LavQuintana's pregnancy, and the perspective on love he has achieved in the past few years. But when we part in the parking lot, he can't help but provide a final reflection on LeBron - one that I imagine his grandfather Muddy would have appreciated.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[RoundMoundOfReb]

Who actually cares if LeBron is a good person or not? I mean idgaf..

[ProfessorMurder]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/1445337_o.gif

Lebron thought they were still gonna be cool :facepalm deep down Lebron is probably the loneliest person on the planet. Doesn't know a burned bridge even when he dowses it in gasoline and sets it on fire himself. Wade and Bosh bout to get the same treatment.

I respect Mo. He's one of the few people in the league who isn't constantly praising Bran.

He's well within his rights to be that way too, Bran f*cked them over.

[macmac]

That was great lol future rep

[CavaliersFTW]

Good for you OP. Take a stand.

Don't support Bron if he comes back. Keep stanning the dead guy, and pushing his bullshit feats which he clearly didn't accomplish. It's much more respectable trying to convince people a man was able to beat up mountain lions with his bare hands (or in Wilt's case it seems like bear hands, am I right?), was stronger than most powerlifters at the time, and could beat up the world's best heavyweight boxer.

You clearly have it figured out. Fight the noble cause OP.
You seem on edge, hows not knowing which team you're gonna have to follow next season been effecting your jimmies these past few days? They seem rustled :oldlol:

[ArbitraryWater]

ni99a is cold as f@ck, :roll: i gotta give him that

love to hear about how he emasculated wade on his way out. "tell gabrielle to holler at me when he's in cleveland"

:roll:

:oldlol:

Damn if thats true, fuggin cold by LeBron... Bosh/Wade def. not gonna get that same treatment though.


Good for you OP. Take a stand.

Don't support Bron if he comes back. Keep stanning the dead guy, and pushing his bullshit feats which he clearly didn't accomplish. It's much more respectable trying to convince people a man was able to beat up mountain lions with his bare hands (or in Wilt's case it seems like bear hands, am I right?), was stronger than most powerlifters at the time, and could beat up the world's best heavyweight boxer.

You clearly have it figured out. Fight the noble cause OP.

Kill 'em

[CavaliersFTW]

real talk i got it from here: http://www.thecoli.com/threads/thats-how-he-lebron-is-thats-who-he-is-mo-williams.230331/ props to Coli poster Walt

[KBaller33]

Lion-O and Panthro???? :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

These are grown men... this isn't an Onion article????

Seriously :roll: I thought this was a joke.

[gts]

Good for you OP. Take a stand.

Don't support Bron if he comes back. Keep stanning the dead guy, and pushing his bullshit feats which he clearly didn't accomplish. It's much more respectable trying to convince people a man was able to beat up mountain lions with his bare hands (or in Wilt's case it seems like bear hands, am I right?), was stronger than most powerlifters at the time, and could beat up the world's best heavyweight boxer.

You clearly have it figured out. Fight the noble cause OP.

the best part of this thread is Plowking not realizing he's been trolled and getting salty... :lol

[BlazerRed]

Wait, that's his wife's name?! :roll: :roll: :roll:

[CavaliersFTW]

the best part of this thread is Plowking not realizing he's been trolled and getting salty... :lol
:oldlol:

[BlazerRed]

the best part of this thread is Plowking not realizing he's been trolled and getting salty... :lol
Plowsdudes is permanently salty.. dude can't take a joke. He's too far into his story that he's a Heat fan and not just a Bran stan. I think unlike a lot of the people who just troll here, he actually believes the lies he feeds himself :facepalm

DW I'm just joking about all that Plowsdudes calm down :no: :cheers:

[ArbitraryWater]

the best part of this thread is Plowking not realizing he's been trolled and getting salty... :lol

Trolled how?

You understand those are exactly OP's feelings about LeBron?

Either plowking gets you riled up real quick or you got it hella wrong.

[inclinerator]

lebron the ultimate cold hearted bastard!:bowdown:

[jzek]

"It's the emotional betrayal that sticks with you. It eats at you. You just keep wondering, like, you know: why?"

Why? Because YOU SUCK Mo! That's f*cking why.

[ArbitraryWater]

LeBron actually MADE this guy an all star :lol

[gts]

Trolled how?

You understand those are exactly OP's feelings about LeBron?

Either plowking gets you riled up real quick or you got it hella wrong.


:facepalm

[Phantom84]

I respect Mo. He's one of the few people in the league who isn't constantly praising Bran.

He's well within his rights to be that way too, Bran f*cked them over.

For a guy that didn't show up in the playoff and do his job as the second fiddle/Robin, clownass Mo has no right.

[FatComputerNerd]

Plot twist: OP is Mo Williams.

[edrick]

Mo, you shouldn't have sucked major dick during the playoffs, maybe it wouldn't have happened. Also, you should thank Lebron and Bosh for your only all-star appearance.

[FatComputerNerd]

Mo, you shouldn't have sucked major dick during the playoffs, maybe it wouldn't have happened. Also, you should thank Lebron and Bosh for your only all-star appearance.

In fairness, Mo gave it his all.

http://blog.cleveland.com/cavs_impact/2009/05/large_mobloodyjg.jpg

http://image.funscrape.com/images/m/mo_williams-27490.jpg



He also hit some pretty big shots for us during his tenure here, and beasted (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYmcPVzmsDU) more often than not.

[longtime lurker]

What a weird analogy to give about the situation. Guess Mo's been watching a Twilight marathon while waiting for the phone to ring.

[RedBlackAttack]

So, you guys actually think this is real? :oldlol:

Funny write-up though.

[Mure]

Fake as hell lol

[CavaliersFTW]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsOG9jDCMAEhDnQ.png

[RedBlackAttack]

Fake article is making the rounds. :oldlol:

Ben Cox ‏@WFNYBen 3m


guys that's a fake interview, Mo was really a Silverhawks fan.

https://twitter.com/WFNYBen/status/487386659261251584

[Derka]

That doesn't look real at all. :lol

[b1imtf]

"I'm a basketball player and a business man, not a Thundercat"

Heartless :lol :oldlol:
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[J Shuttlesworth]

That doesn't look real at all. :lol
Of course it's not. OP has lived his whole life falling for myths

[KyleKong]

This has got to be one of the most cringe-worthy things a grown ass man has ever written.

Mo like a girlfriend who got dumped. :oldlol:

[Goldrush25]

I hope for Mo's sake that's fake.

If it's real, Mo Williams has girl parts. Because he definitely ain't a man. What kind of grown ass man with an NBA career cries about shite like that? "Being betrayed?" :oldlol:


Get over it dude, be a man and look out for yourself. That's what men do, get theirs. They don't cry like women thinking people owe them anything. If anything he should thank Lebron for gifting him that All-Star bid.

[Marlo_Stanfield]

Wow, that whole gregarious, teammate, best friend thing is a total facade. He did not only Cleveland wrong in 2010, the devil is in the details. He didn't let the organization know ahead of time, didn't tell his friends on the team, then didn't field calls from Mo for a week. Then takes 2 days to respond to a text in the most cold, callous way possible? Yikes.
MJ was a gambling addict that got his own father killed

[NumberSix]

MJ was a gambling addict that got his own father killed
:facepalm

[AintNoSunshine]

LOL. Mo should be telling this to Gilbert: you bring in a POS to be your second option, your team should expect to stink:oldlol:

[Euroleague]

Even though CavsFTW is a HUGE mega clown troll and an undeniable dick with all his endless bullshit about Wilt....

I'm not even gonna deny it....I laughed. This shit is freaking hilarious.

[KyleKong]

an undeniable dick
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/3601147/this-place-is-kinda-juicy-o.gif

[AnaheimLakers24]

good cavs fan.

[IncarceratedBob]

MJ was a gambling addict that got his own father killed
Lebrons dad hated him so much he left his ass lol

[stalkerforlife]

I respected Mo Williams before, but that respect has skyrocketed. I love his honesty and sense of loyalty. Unlike most of these betas out here, Mo Williams doesn't take the girl back after she cheats and has two babies by another man that she wants you to raise because the other man is in prison.

Mo Williams = more alpha than Bran.

[ArbitraryWater]

I respected Mo Williams before, but that respect has skyrocketed. I love his honesty and sense of loyalty. Unlike most of these betas out here, Mo Williams doesn't take the girl back after she cheats and has two babies by another man that she wants you to raise because the other man is in prison.

Mo Williams = more alpha than Bran.


Wait, whats alpha about this? Acting like a girl that got her heart broken?


Lol you silly peeps

[Mr. Incredible]

Who cares.

[Akrazotile]

Maurice "Mo" Williams is quick to remind me the wounds that take the longest to heal are rarely physical. "I've been under the knife, had contusions, could barely walk on my ankle..." His voice trails off, and he takes another bite of his lunch, then stares across the cafeteria at Murrah High School, into another time entirely. "It's the emotional betrayal that sticks with you. It eats at you. You just keep wondering, like, you know: why?"

Williams is back at the high school where he first made his name in Jackson, Mississippi to promote his annual "Mo' Fundies, No Problems" basketball camp. The premise of the camp is straightforward enough: if you master the basics, you're less prone to beating yourself. "That's half the battle, really." The charismatic shooting guard beams and for a second his boyish exuberance makes you forget he's actually a veteran NBA player now, and on the market for a new team. When the topic turns to free agency, it's difficult to avoid the topic of LeBron James.


Later that evening, when we - at Williams' insistence - settle into dinner at Red Lobster [author's note: I was born and raised in Maine, so dining at Red Lobster is akin to an act against God] Williams, perhaps lulled into a state of comfort by the improbable number of biscuits he consumes, opens up about "The Decision." It wasn't that LeBron left, but rather how he left which will forever rub Williams wrong.

"Bron had me blinded man. He wins you over completely. He makes you feel like you're his best friend. He'll party with you, train with you, dance on the sideline with you... Look, growing up I was obsessed with the Thundercats. Bron found out and he had this artists make me a painting where it was me playing basketball, but I looked like Panthro. He would call me Panthro all the time, and I called him Lion-O. We used to joke about how Dwight (Howard, then their nemesis with the Orlando Magic) was Mumm-Ra." I ask Williams where that painting is now, and he crumbles his napkin and tosses it over his shoulder, then shrugs. "I couldn't get Bron to pick up my calls for a week after 'The Decision,' so finally I just sent him a text, I just said, Lion-O would never leave Panthro out in the cold. Two days later I get a text back that says I'm a basketball player and a businessman, not a Thundercat." But that's how he is... That's who he is. He makes you feel like a million bucks and then steps over you like a bad penny on his way out the door."

We speak very little about LeBron, Williams' own free agency, or basketball at all for the remainder of the meal. Instead Williams talks at length about the peace of mind he finds whenever he returns to Jackson, about fishing on the Yazoo River, about his grandfather Muddy who was half Choctaw and taught Williams about the value of personal spirituality and harmony with one's environment. He smiles broadly as he discusses his girlfriend LavQuintana's pregnancy, and the perspective on love he has achieved in the past few years. But when we part in the parking lot, he can't help but provide a final reflection on LeBron - one that I imagine his grandfather Muddy would have appreciated.




:roll:

[Rodmantheman]

I respected Mo Williams before, but that respect has skyrocketed. I love his honesty and sense of loyalty. Unlike most of these betas out here, Mo Williams doesn't take the girl back after she cheats and has two babies by another man that she wants you to raise because the other man is in prison.

Mo Williams = more alpha than Bran.

What's alpha about this sounds like a bitch to me.

[IGOTGAME]

"I'm a basketball player and a business man, not a Thundercat"

Heartless :lol :oldlol:

Bron is the GOAT texter. This is prob my favorite Bron story

[Goldrush25]

I respected Mo Williams before, but that respect has skyrocketed. I love his honesty and sense of loyalty. Unlike most of these betas out here, Mo Williams doesn't take the girl back after she cheats and has two babies by another man that she wants you to raise because the other man is in prison.

Mo Williams = more alpha than Bran.


An alpha wouldn't give a damn about what another man does in the first place because it has nothing to do with him. Dude's crying like a little bitch. That's as beta as it gets.

[plowking]

the best part of this thread is Plowking not realizing he's been trolled and getting salty... :lol


Oh jeez it's gts, the "unbiased" and "cool" Laker fan. You're as much of a f*ckwit as the rest of the Kobe fanboys in here with 1000 posts. Only difference is you have 30,000 or however many you have, so people pretend you're important on a message forum. Good for you.

Yeah, I'm salty. Clearly stating several times on this forum I don't care where Lebron goes; unlike OP who has clearly been deeply impacted by Lebron's leaving hence his incessant posting on the topic non stop. :oldlol:
But yeah, I'm getting trolled despite OP spending most his life jerking a dead dudes legacy, and reading through the old testament to find proof of Wilt's feats. He's been trolling himself his whole life.

[rhowen4]

what if i want him to bite me

[ArbitraryWater]

Oh jeez it's gts, the "unbiased" and "cool" Laker fan. You're as much of a f*ckwit as the rest of the Kobe fanboys in here with 1000 posts. Only difference is you have 30,000 or however many you have, so people pretend you're important on a message forum. Good for you.

Yeah, I'm salty. Clearly stating several times on this forum I don't care where Lebron goes; unlike OP who has clearly been deeply impacted by Lebron's leaving hence his incessant posting on the topic non stop. :oldlol:
But yeah, I'm getting trolled despite OP spending most his life jerking a dead dudes legacy, and reading through the old testament to find proof of Wilt's feats. He's been trolling himself his whole life.

:roll:

[Spaulding]

what if i want him to bite me

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m15ho6Xxwe1qa6lp8.gif

[Nash]

Oh jeez it's gts, the "unbiased" and "cool" Laker fan. You're as much of a f*ckwit as the rest of the Kobe fanboys in here with 1000 posts. Only difference is you have 30,000 or however many you have, so people pretend you're important on a message forum. Good for you.

Yeah, I'm salty. Clearly stating several times on this forum I don't care where Lebron goes; unlike OP who has clearly been deeply impacted by Lebron's leaving hence his incessant posting on the topic non stop. :oldlol:
But yeah, I'm getting trolled despite OP spending most his life jerking a dead dudes legacy, and reading through the old testament to find proof of Wilt's feats. He's been trolling himself his whole life.
That is the best explanation of OP I've every read, it's so perfect :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[CavaliersFTW]

Oh jeez it's gts, the "unbiased" and "cool" Laker fan. You're as much of a f*ckwit as the rest of the Kobe fanboys in here with 1000 posts. Only difference is you have 30,000 or however many you have, so people pretend you're important on a message forum. Good for you.

Yeah, I'm salty. Clearly stating several times on this forum I don't care where Lebron goes; unlike OP who has clearly been deeply impacted by Lebron's leaving hence his incessant posting on the topic non stop. :oldlol:
But yeah, I'm getting trolled despite OP spending most his life jerking a dead dudes legacy, and reading through the old testament to find proof of Wilt's feats. He's been trolling himself his whole life.
http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/13/136085/2479220-1578648373-gw-cl.gif

[RedBlackAttack]

I hope for Mo's sake that's fake.
I'm sure he talks about Thundercats all the time in interviews. Come on, folks. :facepalm

[ArbitraryWater]

That is the best explanation of OP I've every read, it's so perfect :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

True and I only wasted 1 smiley on it :facepalm

[KyleKong]

Oh jeez it's gts, the "unbiased" and "cool" Laker fan. You're as much of a f*ckwit as the rest of the Kobe fanboys in here with 1000 posts. Only difference is you have 30,000 or however many you have, so people pretend you're important on a message forum. Good for you.

Yeah, I'm salty. Clearly stating several times on this forum I don't care where Lebron goes; unlike OP who has clearly been deeply impacted by Lebron's leaving hence his incessant posting on the topic non stop. :oldlol:
But yeah, I'm getting trolled despite OP spending most his life jerking a dead dudes legacy, and reading through the old testament to find proof of Wilt's feats. He's been trolling himself his whole life.
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[ArbitraryWater]

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Lol at your edit....you thinking too much about what to respond.

He in yo head :lol

[BasedTom]

OK I laughed

[Meticode]

Mo Williams just found out about the article. :oldlol:


Mo Williams ✔ @mowilliams
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Where the hell this fake article come from on my timeline. That's just ridiculous.

[3LiftHeatCurse]

Mo Williams just found out about the article. :oldlol:
PANTHRO SPEAKS!

[RoundMoundOfReb]

Mo Williams just found out about the article. :oldlol:
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[KyrieTheFuture]

Mo Williams just found out about the article. :oldlol:
Shoulda just embraced it dudes got no humor

[RoundMoundOfReb]

Shoulda just embraced it dudes got no humor

Article makes him look like a bitch though...

[inclinerator]

op is known for making up lies, and fake vids to decieve ppl of the olden times

[3LiftHeatCurse]

Article makes him look like a bitch though...

Huh? No it doesn't. It makes LeBron look like a bitch, not Mo.

Mo comes off as a goofy loveable guy who loves a popular cartoon from the 80s, and was having fun with his friends in the NBA with it. And then he got done dirty and is upset about it.

Don't see the issue. How old are you?

[STATUTORY]

Huh? No it doesn't. It makes LeBron look like a bitch, not Mo.

Mo comes off as a goofy loveable guy who loves a popular cartoon from the 80s, and was having fun with his friends in the NBA with it. And then he got done dirty and is upset about it.

Don't see the issue. How old are you?
storm is coming?

[RoundMoundOfReb]

Huh? No it doesn't. It makes LeBron look like a bitch, not Mo.

Mo comes off as a goofy loveable woman who loves a popular cartoon from the 80s, and was having fun with his friends in the NBA with it. And then he got done dirty and is upset about it.

Don't see the issue. How old are you?
Fixed

[outbreak]

why are so many people acting like this is real

[The_Yearning]

Fake or not, shit is funny as fvck.

Hell, I could even see Mo saying such things in his own voice.

:applause:

[rhowen4]

@mowilliams

Where the hell this fake article come from on my timeline. That's just ridiculous.

probably been posted already

[RoundMoundOfReb]

Things Mo Williams actually DID say:


Mo Williams(notes) is 27, healthy and has three years and $26 million remaining on his Cleveland Cavaliers contract. But none of that mattered much to him this summer after he watched LeBron James(notes) leave the Cavs to join the Miami Heat. Williams said he was so depressed by James’ exit that he considered walking away from the NBA.

“That’s how bad it got,” Williams said. “I contemplated it. I really sat down and envisioned life after basketball. …I really saw myself not playing.

“It just didn’t make sense to me. …It doesn’t make sense to me.”

Williams played alongside James the past two seasons, serving as the Cavs’ starting point guard and second-leading scorer as they finished with the NBA’s best record two years in a row. Cleveland’s regular-season success, however, didn’t translate to the playoffs, where the Cavs fell short of reaching the NBA Finals both times. Still, Williams felt comfortable in his role next to James. He was named to the All-Star team in 2009 and remained hopeful that, together, they could deliver a championship to Cleveland in the 2010-11 season.

Those hopes all but disappeared on July 8 when James announced he was leaving. By the time of James’ televised special, Williams had heard from enough people around James to know his days of playing next to the two-time reigning MVP were over – even if Williams didn’t want to admit it.

“As anyone tied to the Cavs, you want to be in denial,” Williams said. “…You never want to say, ‘Yeah, OK, he’s gone.’ ”

Williams didn’t hide his disappointment, even tweeting in the hours after the announcement that he hoped James would change his mind. Williams also publicly expressed his regret for how James broke the hearts of Clevelanders and for the earlier firing of coach Mike Brown, who had lost James’ support.

“I had to get it off my chest,” he said.

Williams said he and James remain friends, but he’s also tried to use the past two months to move on.

“You get back here to Cleveland, get around the new coaching staff, start a few workouts, get around the young guys and basically accept the fact that we are not what we once were,” he said. “We don’t have the No. 23 jersey hanging in the locker before every game now.”

[Living Being]

I forgot Mo was an all-star. :eek: :eek: :eek:

Just think what Broner could do with 2 all-stars. :bowdown:

[3LiftHeatCurse]

I forgot Mo was an all-star. :eek: :eek: :eek:

Just think what Broner could do with 2 all-stars. :bowdown:
We already did see. Wade and Bosh.

[Meticode]

I forgot Mo was an all-star. :eek: :eek: :eek:

Just think what Broner could do with 2 all-stars. :bowdown:
:roll: Ummmm, what the **** did he do the last 4 years in Miami? Play with scrubs? :roll:

[jaydacris]

:roll: Ummmm, what the **** did he do the last 4 years in Miami? Play with scrubs? :roll:
:lol

[$LakerGold]

Haha. Almost got me there.

[zizozain]

lol @ aussie fakkit ''plowking'' meltdown :roll:

[Heavincent]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Myth]

From the guy who totally disappeared both playoff run in 2009 and 2010... great.



To be fair, LeBron gave up on his team before being eliminated himself.

[Big#50]

Thundercats were the shit. But I'd be Lion'o.

[GimmeThat]

the world between being wanted, and wanting to be wanted.

not that close apparently.

[shady6121]

Maurice "Mo" Williams is quick to remind me the wounds that take the longest to heal are rarely physical. "I've been under the knife, had contusions, could barely walk on my ankle..." His voice trails off, and he takes another bite of his lunch, then stares across the cafeteria at Murrah High School, into another time entirely. "It's the emotional betrayal that sticks with you. It eats at you. You just keep wondering, like, you know: why?"

Williams is back at the high school where he first made his name in Jackson, Mississippi to promote his annual "Mo' Fundies, No Problems" basketball camp. The premise of the camp is straightforward enough: if you master the basics, you're less prone to beating yourself. "That's half the battle, really." The charismatic shooting guard beams and for a second his boyish exuberance makes you forget he's actually a veteran NBA player now, and on the market for a new team. When the topic turns to free agency, it's difficult to avoid the topic of LeBron James.

"Could care less where he goes, man." When I express incredulity he puts one hand on his heart, and the other hand shoots skyward like a flare. "Honest to God! I just know wherever he ends up, I'll cross that team off my list." And with that he finishes the last bit of his lunch and hurries back to the gym. There are children to teach, and Williams is a loyal helper.

Later that evening, when we - at Williams' insistence - settle into dinner at Red Lobster [author's note: I was born and raised in Maine, so dining at Red Lobster is akin to an act against God] Williams, perhaps lulled into a state of comfort by the improbable number of biscuits he consumes, opens up about "The Decision." It wasn't that LeBron left, but rather how he left which will forever rub Williams wrong.

"Bron had me blinded man. He wins you over completely. He makes you feel like you're his best friend. He'll party with you, train with you, dance on the sideline with you... Look, growing up I was obsessed with the Thundercats. Bron found out and he had this artists make me a painting where it was me playing basketball, but I looked like Panthro. He would call me Panthro all the time, and I called him Lion-O. We used to joke about how Dwight (Howard, then their nemesis with the Orlando Magic) was Mumm-Ra." I ask Williams where that painting is now, and he crumbles his napkin and tosses it over his shoulder, then shrugs. "I couldn't get Bron to pick up my calls for a week after 'The Decision,' so finally I just sent him a text, I just said, Lion-O would never leave Panthro out in the cold. Two days later I get a text back that says I'm a basketball player and a businessman, not a Thundercat." But that's how he is... That's who he is. He makes you feel like a million bucks and then steps over you like a bad penny on his way out the door."

We speak very little about LeBron, Williams' own free agency, or basketball at all for the remainder of the meal. Instead Williams talks at length about the peace of mind he finds whenever he returns to Jackson, about fishing on the Yazoo River, about his grandfather Muddy who was half Choctaw and taught Williams about the value of personal spirituality and harmony with one's environment. He smiles broadly as he discusses his girlfriend LavQuintana's pregnancy, and the perspective on love he has achieved in the past few years. But when we part in the parking lot, he can't help but provide a final reflection on LeBron - one that I imagine his grandfather Muddy would have appreciated.

"A man lets you know who he is by how he treats others. D. Wade, Chris, Heat fans, they saw how Bron did me and the Cavs, so they shouldn't expect no sympathy from no one. You invite a vampire into your house, you gonna get bit. Simple as that."

:lol :roll:

[SpanishACB]

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Lebron thought they were still gonna be cool :facepalm deep down Lebron is probably the loneliest person on the planet. Doesn't know a burned bridge even when he dowses it in gasoline and sets it on fire himself. Wade and Bosh bout to get the same treatment.

Actually. I think Bran's not that bad. Probably just too many agents to listen to.

[AnaheimLakers24]

Oh jeez it's gts, the "unbiased" and "cool" Laker fan. You're as much of a f*ckwit as the rest of the Kobe fanboys in here with 1000 posts. Only difference is you have 30,000 or however many you have, so people pretend you're important on a message forum. Good for you.

Yeah, I'm salty. Clearly stating several times on this forum I don't care where Lebron goes; unlike OP who has clearly been deeply impacted by Lebron's leaving hence his incessant posting on the topic non stop. :oldlol:
But yeah, I'm getting trolled despite OP spending most his life jerking a dead dudes legacy, and reading through the old testament to find proof of Wilt's feats. He's been trolling himself his whole life.
plowsdudes :lol


2/5




- you cant unburn jerseys

[GimmeThat]

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Lebron thought they were still gonna be cool :facepalm deep down Lebron is probably the loneliest person on the planet. Doesn't know a burned bridge even when he dowses it in gasoline and sets it on fire himself. Wade and Bosh bout to get the same treatment.


I don't think Lebron knew playoff games and championships as a Cavs meant that much to Mo.

[TheMan]

Wow, that whole gregarious, teammate, best friend thing is a total facade. He did not only Cleveland wrong in 2010, the devil is in the details. He didn't let the organization know ahead of time, didn't tell his friends on the team, then didn't field calls from Mo for a week. Then takes 2 days to respond to a text in the most cold, callous way possible? Yikes.
This

Yet MJ is an asshole and Bron is a humble, friendly nice guy to LeStans :oldlol:

[East_Stone_Ya]

he still salty :oldlol:

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

https://twitter.com/mowilliams
Fake but LEbron is a phony teammate

[TheMan]

I thought that article was real, fvck you CavsFTW :oldlol:

Funny thing is, I thought the pregnant girl's name sounded to fvcked up to be true but hey, a lot of black chicks have messed up names, LavQuintana :roll: :roll:

[STATUTORY]

god i wished this was true, would been the most alpha thing bron has done

"i ain't no thundercat bitch"

[Foster5k]

This is the same guy that was about to retire from the league because Lebron wasn't there to carry him anymore.

If the story was true, it would be pretty sad.

[GimmeThat]

This is the same guy that was about to retire from the league because Lebron wasn't there to carry him anymore.

If the story was true, it would be pretty sad.


you know the amount of NBA players that's taken 1 year or 2 years off?

clearly, the lock out made a huge difference to it a few years back.

[Nash]

Mo Williams was trending on twitter yesterday cuz of this letter :lol

[Foster5k]

The real Mo Williams letter:


Dear Lebron,

I miss you daddy.

Love,

Panthro

[brownmamba00]

"I couldn't get Bron to pick up my calls for a week after 'The Decision,' so finally I just sent him a text, I just said, Lion-O would never leave Panthro out in the cold. Two days later I get a text back that says I'm a basketball player and a businessman, not a Thundercat." But that's how he is... That's who he is. He makes you feel like a million bucks and then steps over you like a bad penny on his way out the door."
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/1445337_o.gif

:roll: :roll:

[sportjames23]

That Thundercats story got me LOLin' hard. :oldlol:

[-Lebron23-]

We all know bron was a major a$$ for the way he handled the whole situation but damn Mo, hold your tears and move on man.

[funnystuff]

Wow, that whole gregarious, teammate, best friend thing is a total facade. He did not only Cleveland wrong in 2010, the devil is in the details. He didn't let the organization know ahead of time, didn't tell his friends on the team, then didn't field calls from Mo for a week. Then takes 2 days to respond to a text in the most cold, callous way possible? Yikes.
Coming from an MJ stan, one of the scum of the earth. :oldlol:

[sportjames23]

Coming from an MJ stan, one of the scum of the earth. :oldlol:


Lots of anger with this one. :oldlol:

[funnystuff]

Lots of anger with this one. :oldlol:
Legendary, the GOAT basketball player, still probably going to hell. :confusedshrug:

[Jameerthefear]

goat thread

[sportjames23]

Legendary, the GOAT basketball player, still probably going to hell. :confusedshrug:


Unless you're saved, you are, too, my dude. C'mon, now. Do we really want to go there?

[-Lebron23-]

Mo Williams recruiting Bron:

http://churchofthegeek.com/images/lion-o.png

LET'S WIN CHAMPIIONSHIPZZZ!!!!

[DMV2]

:oldlol: Too funny! Mo is like a scorn ex girlfriend.

[sportjames23]

Mo Williams recruiting Bron:

http://churchofthegeek.com/images/lion-o.png

LET'S WIN CHAMPIIONSHIPZZZ!!!!


http://i.imgur.com/6FqPybw.gif

[Pointguard]

Lebron was a young man literally carrying a city emotionally, financially and its dreams. Its a lot for a 25 year old. Then they started burning his Jersey, loosing their minds on social media, and the owner writing hate mail on the his hometowns NBA site that he, only, just recently took down. It was a career and business decision for him. Everybody took it personal. I wish he had come to the Knicks but things happen and we move on. I mean why go back to a city that is brutal and unforgiving? Lebron wants to comeback but look at his support group.

Sometimes you have to leave home to prove yourself to the world. Now he wants to come back but has to reconsider because people are proving to be fickle and hateful.