Akrazotile
07-10-2014, 11:29 PM
Would this not literally be the most epic danza slap in the HISTORY of professional sports??
Bran leaves and Gilbert flips out, posts the comic sans letter, absolutely tears into Lebron, calls him Benedict Arnold, swears him off, curses him, denounces his very existence, even leaves the original letter up on teh website for years...
Bran reaches the end of his first Miami contract and becomes a free agent, then indicates to the Cavs that he'd be willing to come back..
Gilbert calls him and profusely apologizes for the past, begs him to consider Cleveland, they take down the letter, trade assets to clear cap space, start a marketing campaign, and just when all the reports are leaking that Bran is coming back, and Dan Gilbert is bursting at the seems ready to sing hallelujah at the top of his lungs...
Bran holds a mini-special where he says "I'm sticking with Miami" and then he looks right into the camera and says "Oh, by the way, Dan... GO GET YOUR FUKKING SHINEBOX WAHAHAHAHA"
Bran leaves and Gilbert flips out, posts the comic sans letter, absolutely tears into Lebron, calls him Benedict Arnold, swears him off, curses him, denounces his very existence, even leaves the original letter up on teh website for years...
Bran reaches the end of his first Miami contract and becomes a free agent, then indicates to the Cavs that he'd be willing to come back..
Gilbert calls him and profusely apologizes for the past, begs him to consider Cleveland, they take down the letter, trade assets to clear cap space, start a marketing campaign, and just when all the reports are leaking that Bran is coming back, and Dan Gilbert is bursting at the seems ready to sing hallelujah at the top of his lungs...
Bran holds a mini-special where he says "I'm sticking with Miami" and then he looks right into the camera and says "Oh, by the way, Dan... GO GET YOUR FUKKING SHINEBOX WAHAHAHAHA"