I just found out i'm going to be a dad!

[DukeDelonte13]

So excited!

Dads on ISH, what should i expect? any advice?

[hateraid]

So excited!

Dads on ISH, what should i expect? any advice?

Get your sleep in now!

Congrats :cheers:

[dr.hee]

:cheers:

[Jameerthefear]

:(

[Droid101]

So excited!

Dads on ISH, what should i expect? any advice?

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.
Someone cover me please?

Grats.

[Jameerthefear]

Congrats bro! :cheers: def not ready for that time if my life yet....





What's wrong jameer?
little kids suck

[imdaman99]

Congrats bro :cheers:

Are you still with bran's mom? :eek:

[hateraid]

Someone cover me please?

Grats.

I already did :cheers:
Duke, half of that rep came from Droid

[DukeDelonte13]

thanks ISH bros.

What a crazy weekend this has been :oldlol:

[~primetime~]

:cheers:

How far along is she?

[MavsSuperFan]

gratz children are a blessing

[DukeDelonte13]

:cheers:

How far along is she?

don't know yet for sure, she dropped two positive tests earlier this morning.

She's seeing her doc this week. Early on in the process. Plenty of time for us to get ready and prepare.

[DukeDelonte13]

little kids suck


:oldlol: different times in life. I was scared sh*tless of getting a girl pregnant when i was in high school.

[JimmyMcAdocious]

Tell the truth: you want a boy or girl?

Will the first born be named LeBron, regardless of what kind of genitals?

[~primetime~]

don't know yet for sure, she dropped two positive tests earlier this morning.

She's seeing her doc this week. Early on in the process. Plenty of time for us to get ready and prepare.
Many couples will wait 3 months before making announcements because miscarriages are pretty common early on.

If you have already spread the news on FB to everyone then to late, but if not you may want to consider waiting a bit.

[DukeDelonte13]

Tell the truth: you want a boy or girl?

Will the first born be named LeBron, regardless of what kind of genitals?


boy of course.

I wanna name him after my Dad. My dad was a great father to me.

I won't be disappointed with a girl though.

[DukeDelonte13]

Many couples will wait 3 months before making announcements because miscarriages are pretty common early on.

If you have already spread the news on FB to everyone then to late, but if not you may want to consider waiting a bit.


we are waiting to tell friends, we will probably tell our parents and siblings early on but we'll save the anouncement for later.

I'm just so excited i had to tell somebody so what better place than ISH? :oldlol: :oldlol:

[Balla_Status]

Don't circumcise if it's a boy. Barbaric procedure!

[~primetime~]

Tell the truth: you want a boy or girl?

Will the first born be named LeBron, regardless of what kind of genitals?
All men want a boy, I've never seen the opposite.

[DukeDelonte13]

Don't circumcise if it's a boy. Barbaric procedure!

i don't plan on it. He can make that choice for himself.

[KyleKong]

Can I be the godfather?

[ArbitraryWater]

First thing to do is share it on ISH :rockon:

[Smook A.]

Congratamulations bro :applause:

Like the others said, get your sleep now because you're going to be waking up in the middle of the night pretty much every day.

[Lebron23]

Congrats Brah.

[~primetime~]

we are waiting to tell friends, we will probably tell our parents and siblings early on but we'll save the anouncement for later.

I'm just so excited i had to tell somebody so what better place than ISH? :oldlol: :oldlol:
exactly, ISH first, friends and family second!

:cheers:

[zoom17]

Congrats man.

[Brizzly]

So excited!

Dads on ISH, what should i expect?


A unreasonable bitch, mood swings, fat, horrible mornings, acne, overly horny gf/wife

After childbirth, no sleep, no sex and suicide thoughts



any advice?

Condom.

[~primetime~]

A unreasonable bitch, mood swings, fat, horrible mornings, acne, overly horny gf/wife

After childbirth, no sleep, no sex and suicide thoughts


Condom.

:lol

a lot of truth here

[Droid101]

Tell the truth: you want a boy or girl?

Will the first born be named LeBron, regardless of what kind of genitals?
LeBron if boy. LeBran if girl. Pretty simple really.

[hateraid]

Some nutrition advice:
Get your baby mama on some high DHA fish oil. Very important for brain development of the fetus. That and the fetus leaches it from the mom. It's why women crave things like sardines, but butters, and ice cream because of the fat. But just in case someone is over analyzing me, no there is no DHA in ice cream. Women will crave more fats in general

Get a good high potency prenatal. Lot's of iron.

Give her prego sex. No joke. Stress relief

[red1]

congrats

[Shade8780]

Repped. Name the baby after me :D

[Shade8780]

those of you who have had prego sex.... what's that like? everyone seems to loves it or is repulsed by it
If you have a dick over 3 inches, you end up ****ing your baby too. Sucks.

[DukeDelonte13]

A unreasonable bitch, mood swings, fat, horrible mornings, acne, overly horny gf/wife

After childbirth, no sleep, no sex and suicide thoughts


Condom.


i heard it's akin to your wife being on her period for 9 months :oldlol:

Oh well. Nothing worth it is easy i guess :oldlol:

[East_Stone_Ya]

congratz and btw you will have less free time now

[Bandito]

Op's not a ******?:biggums:


Congrats on the news anyways...

[Draz]

Congrats

[BlazerRed]

Congrats OP! :cheers:

I really don't envy you though.. not now anyway :oldlol:

[JebronLames]

Condolences :facepalm

[GOBB]

Congrats dude, fatherhood changes many. I see it with my friends.

[Bless Mathews]

So excited!

Dads on ISH, what should i expect? any advice?
Congrats.

First thing first.


Thank god you ain't the one pregnant. Thank god everyday you don't gotta go through it. Treat your girl right. A happy mom will make a happy healthy baby. Remember she is going thru it and will be extra crazy.

Then most important.


Fucc all this politically correct shit.

You gotta let your baby cry it out. You can't baby them so much. It starts from the cradle. They will learn they act out they will get what they want and will be little brats that don't listen. Trust me. I did it right. All my kids are well behaved. I'm a felon. Addict. My brother , complete opposite. So his wife. 800 credit. College graduates. Babied their kid, didn't let em cry it out.. Let him sleep with him. Etc.

Kid is 5 now and is the biggest shit ever. Throws toys at my kid. Hits pours out soda. Just a fuccin shit.

Time out in a chair don't work.


Bit it starts from the cradle g. Let em cry it out. They will fall asleep. Of course if it goes on for more than 5 minutes. Check on the niggah.

My two cents.

[Applause]

:applause: :applause:

[Meticode]

You won't forget the moment when you first lay eyes on your first child. I can tell you that much. It's a magical, peaceful feeling. Very euphoric. Also, you're going to grow up quite a lot. Your existence is all for your child. My daughter wasn't planned, but I wouldn't change anything about her coming into this world. Cherish it.

[Josh]

Congrats dude, fatherhood changes many. I see it with my friends.

It's cool man. Pretty soon they'll be letting gay men openly adopt children so you wont have to use your friends as a medium into fatherhood any longer.

:applause:

[Bless Mathews]

Word to meticode.

It is the best thing ever.

Times a ka billion

You have no idea what love is until you have a child.

[GimmeThat]

well, some people need to talk their wives into not spending time with them
while others don't.


congrats!

[BlazerRed]

Meticode.. you got balls posting pictures of your daughter on a forum that Jameer frequents :eek:

[Cactus-Sack]

Meticode.. you got balls posting pictures of your daughter on a forum that Jameer frequents :eek:

Aye. I bet he's already made several messes.

[DukeDelonte13]

thanks for the kind words and advice everybody!

[Shade8780]

http://oi61.tinypic.com/5pra04.jpg
Holy shit that's a big dog. What breed?

Cute baby btw.

[Cactus-Sack]

That's a St. Bernard I believe.

[BlazerRed]

Aye. I bet he's already made several messes.
http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/84085-seinfeld-shudder-cringe-gif-im-zgoa.gif

[Jameerthefear]

Thread is moe :applause:

[Meticode]

Holy shit that's a big dog. What breed?

Cute baby btw.
St. Bernard. My in-laws have two of them. The one pictured is named Madison, unfortunately she passed away. She was old as hell though, usually Saints live to around 9 or 10 years old. She was like 13 years old.