My wife is pregnant need help.

[Richesly]

Okay, I have a situation. My wife was confirmed pregnant with a message I received, they literally put it in my face. We were discussing Chat, however, I had to go the restroom. Not sure if I had to shit or piss, I can't tell always.

She started flirting me though with the Woohoo options... im thinkin the **** this bitch want my dick on my baby's head? so I used the Fight command and kicked her azz. She got mad at me, but its okay because I used the Friendly Hug tactic over and over.

She literally fell out of love with me and back in love with me in an interval of 6 minutes.

The situation is, how do I get the grim reaper to take my bitch? I don't want no baby i'm still a Young Adult, hell I don't even know my approximate age man. How can I take care of a baby if I don't even know my age!

Should I use the Burn House tactic and lock her in there with the Switcharoo tactic?

Please need help. I cant get any IRL cuz everything sounds like gibberish... but it feels normal.

[Shade8780]

Don't be a deadbeat daddy and support that baby.

[Richesly]

Don't be a deadbeat daddy and support that baby.

That baby gonna burn.

[Richesly]

I had done it. I killed my wife. **** child support.

[GimmeThat]

well, making out with a girl is underrated.

that's how I feel about hug tactics.



I'm a manipulative c*nt.

[sweggeh]

Lol. This reminds me of the time I invited my boss over and she pissed all over my floor. She then started a fire and killed 3 people and almost took out my dog too. All in all it was a good day though cause I got promoted:D .

[Richesly]

Lol. This reminds me of the time I invited my boss over and she pissed all over my floor. She then started a fire and killed 3 people and almost took out my dog too. All in all it was a good day though cause I got promoted:D .

Wow, I am a professional sports player. I get paid a lot of money. They never told me what sport I am associated but thats not my business.

[BlazerRed]

Reported unstable OP to the FBI.

http://realneo.us/system/files/FBITip.jpg

[Rubio2Gasol]

Reported unstable OP to the FBI.

http://realneo.us/system/files/FBITip.jpg

:oldlol:

[Richesly]

Reported unstable OP to the FBI.

http://realneo.us/system/files/FBITip.jpg

I would give you my address, but I never actually got one when I moved in...

guess you cant swat raid me!

[BlazerRed]

I would give you my address, but I never actually got one when I moved in...

guess you cant swat raid me!
NSA bro. We all good.

[Richesly]

NSA bro. We all good.

Racist ****.

[Richesly]

Hawks fans man

I am a Hawks fan, yes. I live in the bible belt, yet im cognistic.

Help me. I just want marijuana legalized for recreational use... but that will never happen in georgia.. trash republican state.

[sweggeh]

Wow, I am a professional sports player. I get paid a lot of money. They never told me what sport I am associated but thats not my business.

:oldlol:

[Richesly]

Wait, what the ****.

I just realized me and wife never had sex, we just rassled under the covers.

My wife was having god's baby.


Cheating bitch.

[sweggeh]

My wife used to beat me. I stayed because we had a son. When he grew up he beat me too. I think all the stress was why I died early and just float around the backyard now.