If you can give advice to yourself 5 years ago what would you say?

[BigBoss]

Give advice using these 5 categories

1. Family related
2. Girls related
3. Work/School/Career related
4. Health related
5. Philosophical/spiritual/religious, just big picture stuff.

Here's mines

1. Spend more time with your mom.
2. Look for girls with the same passion/drive as you, looks are secondary. Stop chasing party girls.
3. Figure out your major and make sure it's practical, and be conscious of debt. Figure out what you want to do and work backwards.
4. Meditate.
5. Your life is insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Experience it. Think less and feel more.

[Myth]

1. Leave her now.

[oh the horror]

1. Leave her now.




Bingo.

[russwest0]

Give advice using these 5 categories

1. Family related
2. Girls related
3. Work/School/Career related
4. Health related
5. Philosophical/spiritual/religious, just big picture stuff.

1. Ignore any and all advice from your mother
2. Bang that bitch that you had a thing with and then leave her cause she's crazy
3. Do what you've been doing
4. Workout more with a basic routine (NEVER STOP) and take your supplements EVERY DAY
5. All religion is bullshit, and karma is for the weak minded; it doesn't exist.

[Cowboy Thunder]

Mike Jones - 5 years from now (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jctS-GoRH8)

:oldlol:

[ace23]

Wouldn't tell myself shit.

Actually, one thing. Don't worry 'bout hoes.

[outbreak]

Buy a second house when you first thought about it. Prices have gone high now :facepalm

[russwest0]

Buy a second house when you first thought about it. Prices have gone high now :facepalm

This.

You can thank Obama for that.

[magic chiongson]

get bitcoins

[outbreak]

This.

You can thank Obama for that.
not everyone is american

[Cowboy Thunder]

I'd tell myself to not be disappointed that we are giving up the OKC Hornets for the Seattle Supersonics :cheers:

[Le Shaqtus]

Wrong hole.

[FrobeShaw]

not everyone is american
I honestly laughed :oldlol:

[BlazerRed]

Don't waste so much time.
Don't do that degree you idiot.. do something useful.

[outbreak]

Wrong hole.
Now you have me wondering which hole was wrong and which was right....

[BigBoss]

One thing i really regret is not banging this girl 2 years ago. She was a straight 10. A jewish chick with a body like Bar Rafeali. She would talk to me all the time about sex, how frustrated she was, how she wanted to have threesomes, watched porn, just the whole 9. I did some Drake chick and friendzoned her :facepalm . I caught feelings for another girl at the time and she knew and was throwing herself at me but i wuldnt bite. Been trying to holler at her all year but she doesnt get back :lol

[oarabbus]

"Don't fcuk that one bitch, yeah, you know the one"

[GimmeThat]

Give advice using these 5 categories

1. Family related
2. Girls related
3. Work/School/Career related
4. Health related
5. Philosophical/spiritual/religious, just big picture stuff.

Here's mines


1. When you grow up, it all goes from no reason, to be the reason.
2. Being lonely sucks, but being in a relationship with the wrong person can be detremental
3. People are attracted to those who have the ability/desire for growth, no matter how you put it
4. What was an advantage may always become a disadvantage at some point, be mindful.
5. Don't worry about being remembered. Those who will, already have.

[That_Admiral]

Don't waste so much time.
Don't do that degree you idiot.. do something useful.
hey can i ask what degree you did?

[russwest0]

One thing i really regret is not banging this girl 2 years ago. She was a straight 10. A jewish chick with a body like Bar Rafeali. She would talk to me all the time about sex, how frustrated she was, how she wanted to have threesomes, watched porn, just the whole 9. I did some Drake chick and friendzoned her :facepalm . I caught feelings for another girl at the time and she knew and was throwing herself at me but i wuldnt bite. Been trying to holler at her all year but she doesnt get back :lol

I have gone through a similar situation. She had a really cute face and was skinny with small boobs but had such an amazing ass. We texted all the time for like 6 months and then once when I was getting off work I texted her, "let's have sex" and she straight up said "right now?"

and me being in work clothes and shit and passing on the opportunity just said "no, I just got off work"

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

I didn't realize back then that "right now" meant that she was READY.

I actually loved this girl too, at the time. She ended up losing her V to someone else tho and I'm still a virgin. We talked about it and she said she wish it was me she ****ed instead, but she's moved far away since.

[GimmeThat]

Emmanuelle Chriqui or Pippa Middleton

[BlazerRed]

hey can i ask what degree you did?
Audio Engineering. Wish I did Web Development.

[BlazerRed]

One thing i really regret is not banging this girl 2 years ago. She was a straight 10. A jewish chick with a body like Bar Rafeali. She would talk to me all the time about sex, how frustrated she was, how she wanted to have threesomes, watched porn, just the whole 9. I did some Drake chick and friendzoned her :facepalm . I caught feelings for another girl at the time and she knew and was throwing herself at me but i wuldnt bite. Been trying to holler at her all year but she doesnt get back :lol
***** you ****ed up :facepalm

[RoseCity07]

When she said "am I just a booty call?" don't text her back "yes". The sarcasm doesn't come through.

[GimmeThat]

When she said "am I just a booty call?" don't text her back "yes". The sarcasm doesn't come through.

just tell her

"well, you're the only one that lets me be a man"

[step_back]

In 5 years time you'll be a loser, just like you're a loser now.

#Realtalk

[masonanddixon]

I've done well since about 27 but probably the biggest advice I can give to any man is to never have a serious GF or even consider marriage until you're 33-34 at the very earliest.

[NZStreetBaller]

I read this article a while back on people in their 50s and what they would say to themselves in their 30s and looking back not one of those people regretted anything they did. they only regretted what they didnt do....... interesting huh?

[Bandito]

"Join the military at 18 and stay in school dumbass"

Never regretted what Ive done until now. Just wish Ive done it sooner.

[JohnFreeman]

get bitcoins
this

[pauk]

"Just whip it out!"

[BigBoss]

***** you ****ed up :facepalm

Trust me I know. And I had plenty of opportunities.

We had the same group of friends and we all partied on weekends. She's kind of awkward with people to be honest, but real comfortable with me so she always asked she I can meet her and subway down with her to meet our other friends. I used to get her jacket from coat check. Everyone thought we were together lol. I was living right off campus at our college, she lived near by at her parents and i'd always walk her back to her house. And a few times she crashed at mines, but I gave her my bed and I slept on the sofa. Mcdonalds breakfast in the morning was the routine. It was just a legit friendship we cared a lot about each other, and I did catch feelings for another girl at the time, but man do I regret it. The girl i caught feelings for hooked up with this other guy. And my hot friend at that point met her boyfriend and they've been together since, but i swear there was a 6 month period where we should have fuked, but i didn't go for it. I was a pu$$y, but a real nice guy then.

[Bandito]

Trust me I know. And I had plenty of opportunities.

We had the same group of friends and we all partied on weekends. She's kind of awkward with people to be honest, but real comfortable with me so she always asked she I can meet her and subway down with her to meet our other friends. I used to get her jacket from coat check. Everyone thought we were together lol. I was living right off campus at our college, she lived near by at her parents and i'd always walk her back to her house. And a few times she crashed at mines, but I gave her my bed and I slept on the sofa. Mcdonalds breakfast in the morning was the routine. It was just a legit friendship we cared a lot about each other, and I did catch feelings for another girl at the time, but man do I regret it. The girl i caught feelings for hooked up with this other guy. And my hot friend at that point met her boyfriend and they've been together since, but i swear there was a 6 month period where we should have fuked, but i didn't go for it. I was a pu$$y, but a real nice guy then.man have I got stories like that :facepalm: too many to tell.

[ace23]

Audio Engineering. Wish I did Web Development.
What kind of music do you work with usually?

[GimmeThat]

Trust me I know. And I had plenty of opportunities.

We had the same group of friends and we all partied on weekends. She's kind of awkward with people to be honest, but real comfortable with me so she always asked she I can meet her and subway down with her to meet our other friends. I used to get her jacket from coat check. Everyone thought we were together lol. I was living right off campus at our college, she lived near by at her parents and i'd always walk her back to her house. And a few times she crashed at mines, but I gave her my bed and I slept on the sofa. Mcdonalds breakfast in the morning was the routine. It was just a legit friendship we cared a lot about each other, and I did catch feelings for another girl at the time, but man do I regret it. The girl i caught feelings for hooked up with this other guy. And my hot friend at that point met her boyfriend and they've been together since, but i swear there was a 6 month period where we should have fuked, but i didn't go for it. I was a pu$$y, but a real nice guy then.


well, they keep getting younger every year, you'll find someone that makes you forget that girl I'm sure

[russwest0]

You should have seen this girls ass. I was at her house hanging out and she was wearing a hoody that like was too big for her so you couldn't see shit but she was wearing tight ass pants.

And then she bent over in front of her dryer to grab some shit and it made her hoody move up some which revealed her amazing ass.

And I passed this up whenver she wanted it and was alone :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

I just feel like there is an optimal time to do shit. Like when you are young you can take their v card and girls are more down to have spontaneous sex and shit.

Oh well, I was late to the doing drugs party but that didn't change how fun they are I guess.

[nathanjizzle]

1. Family related (be around your family more, even though you are quiet)
2. Girls related (dont be so upset about that breakup, shes a lesbian anyway)
3. Work/School/Career related (dont be lazy and keep doing what you do breh)
4. Health related (quit alcohol you ****** or you will be a ****in alcoholic)
5. Philosophical/spiritual/religious, just big picture stuff. (shit gets better trust me lil *****)

[ILLsmak]

Give advice using these 5 categories

1. Family related
2. Girls related
3. Work/School/Career related
4. Health related
5. Philosophical/spiritual/religious, just big picture stuff.

Here's mines

1. Spend more time with your mom.
2. Look for girls with the same passion/drive as you, looks are secondary. Stop chasing party girls.
3. Figure out your major and make sure it's practical, and be conscious of debt. Figure out what you want to do and work backwards.
4. Meditate.
5. Your life is insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Experience it. Think less and feel more.

If I could talk to myself 5 years ago, I'd say, "The shit you think is never going to change is never going to change, but what you dreamed has always been true." I think I could have used a visit like that at maybe 12 or 13 tho.

-Smak