Guys I have a problem..

[maroonbells]

iv been with this girl like 6 years now.. maybe more can't really remember

anyway she only gives me blow jobs. we cant have sex bcause her ***** is too tight. What does it feel like to **** a *****? She sucks my dick real good, it is amazing and she does it nearly 2 times a day but I want more you know? i want sex.

srry I jsut had to vent, this has been eating at me for years now and i don't know what to do. Im only new here and i'm not sure if its the right place, this is off court off topic?

thank you for listening

[BoogieWoogieMan]

Great thread. Bookmarked. Will read again! :applause:

[maroonbells]

Great thread. Bookmarked. Will read again! :applause:
that doesnt help me at all..

[YouGotServed]

iv been with this girl like 6 years now.. maybe more can't really remember

anyway she only gives me blow jobs. we cant have sex bcause her ***** is too tight. What does it feel like to **** a *****? She sucks my dick real good, it is amazing and she does it nearly 2 times a day but I want more you know? i want sex.

srry I jsut had to vent, this has been eating at me for years now and i don't know what to do. Im only new here and i'm not sure if its the right place, this is off court off topic?

thank you for listening

:durantunimpressed:

Brool story co. Negged.

[Meticode]

Your problem is far above having sex with your dog from the way you explained it.

[BlazerRed]

Dude getting his dick sucked twice a day and he's complaining... :biggums:

[Meticode]

Dude getting his dick sucked twice a day and he's complaining... :biggums:
Don't act like an amateur.

[Dbrog]

iv been with this girl like 6 years now.. maybe more can't really remember

anyway she only gives me blow jobs. we cant have sex bcause her ***** is too tight. What does it feel like to **** a *****? She sucks my dick real good, it is amazing and she does it nearly 2 times a day but I want more you know? i want sex.

srry I jsut had to vent, this has been eating at me for years now and i don't know what to do. Im only new here and i'm not sure if its the right place, this is off court off topic?

thank you for listening

:applause:

Well played sir...well played

[FrobeShaw]

Greatest problem of all time.

[Cactus-Sack]

Obviously a tranny bruh.

[CeilingFan#1]

OP a virgin :yaohappy:

[Meticode]

OP a virgin :yaohappy:
Yes, you were born with a dick in a ***** weren't you? Breaking cherries right out of the womb.

[cuad]

iv been with this girl like 6 years now.. maybe more can't really remember

anyway she only gives me blow jobs. we cant have sex bcause her ***** is too tight. What does it feel like to **** a *****? She sucks my dick real good, it is amazing and she does it nearly 2 times a day but I want more you know? i want sex.

srry I jsut had to vent, this has been eating at me for years now and i don't know what to do. Im only new here and i'm not sure if its the right place, this is off court off topic?

thank you for listening
This mother****er here thinking he's putting it up the ****** when all he found was the urethra. "***** too tight." Shit. Quit acting thick, you pencil d*ck mother****er.

[Meticode]

This mother****er here thinking he's putting it up the ****** when all he found was the urethra. "***** too tight." Shit. Quit acting thick, you pencil d*ck mother****er.
What?

[GimmeThat]

it really is a problem.

she might f*ck the first guy she meets after she breaks up with you as revenge, or go with someone that can tolerate her more than you, in which in your mind, you'll probably see him as inferior to you in a few ways.

think this though

if you told people you broke up with her because she wouldn't have sex with you, I don't know how many people would blame you. If she told people you broke up with her because she didn't want to have sex with you. If it's not an easy lay, she'll certainly be attracting a lot of "friend" type guys.

unless its idiots who likes a good challenge of course.



this post ought to self-destruct

[cuad]

What?
A bitch got two holes in the cloyster, vaagina and urethra. Many a fool find one thinking he found the other.:facepalm

[FrobeShaw]

This mother****er here thinking he's putting it up the ****** when all he found was the urethra. "***** too tight." Shit. Quit acting thick, you pencil d*ck mother****er.
http://www.nrcc.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/that-escalated-quickly-anchorman-gif.gif

[Meticode]

A bitch got two holes in the cloyster, vaagina and urethra. Many a fool find one thinking he found the other.:facepalm
Explain further please.

[FrobeShaw]

A bitch got two holes in the cloyster, vaagina and urethra. Many a fool find one thinking he found the other.:facepalm


Did you just make a pokemon reference?

[Legends66NBA7]

You could always finger her and suck her juice.

:confusedshrug:

[maroonbells]

This mother****er here thinking he's putting it up the ****** when all he found was the urethra. "***** too tight." Shit. Quit acting thick, you pencil d*ck mother****er.
no its definitely her ***** man I know Ive googled this shit, wtf? why is everyone trying to troll me.. this is ****n frustrating. maybe my dick is too big? I hope she doesn;t leave me for a person with a smaller ***** :facepalm

[BlazerRed]

Don't act like an amateur.
Just playin' brah, just playin'.

[CeilingFan#1]

Yes, you were born with a dick in a ***** weren't you? Breaking cherries right out of the womb.

What? Anyway, if the guy is old enough to be with somebody for 6 years, he should have had sex already, but he said he doesn't know what it is like to fvck a pvssy.

[maroonbells]

What? Anyway, if the guy is old enough to be with somebody for 6 years, he should have had sex already, but he said he doesn't know what it is like to fvck a pvssy.
we got it in sometimes but it hurts too much, never actually been able to be like RAM RAM and like **** a girl you know>? :(

[Magic731]

It's simple. Sell her off and stretch that shit out.

[maroonbells]

she wont do AN@L either wtF?

[IcanzIIravor]

Obviously a tranny bruh.

This.

[NZStreetBaller]

I have an opposite problem plenty of sex but no blow jobs lol

[sweggeh]

Are you aware the ****** stretches when she gets horny? Either your too ugly to get her excited, or her surgeon didnt do a good job when he created her vag. Id go with her being a tranny.

[vegasbigshots]

So you haven't seen her *****...could be a guy :lol

[pauk]

There is no such thing as "too tight *****", you cant just take her pants of and shove your thang in there.... you have to get her aroused, foreplay is extremly important, make out and gradually work your way down there with clothes on, tease her like hell, eventually get down and lick that thing (mostly the clit), finger her aswell until it properly juices up and opens sesame, work her entire body.... you will know and she will know when its time.... but while doing all this, never give her the D, tease the hell out of her like this instead, be patient, she WILL break down, she will go absolutely berserk and rape the **** out of you....

[maroonbells]

guys her tight ***** is some medical thing, vagismus or some shit i dunno ****ing so so bad man shit..

anyone wanna swap gf for a while, i RAM RAM your lady and you can get some blow jobs/ :cheers:

**** she probably wont let me do that either.. ARHHGHH

[maroonbells]

btw i do turn her on wtf why do u think i dont?

I play music, barry manilow he king and helps mood and i rub he ***** so good. I stick my tongue on it too and wiggle it around she likes that but ***** stays tight as wtf!?

barry manilow

http://famousdude.com/images/barry-manilow-08.jpg

[GimmeThat]

she'll probably turn into a cougar when she gets older

sorry you ran into one of them cases, brah

[riseagainst]

just tie her up and ram it in there...... pound away and don't give a f*ck.

[maroonbells]

just tie her up and ram it in there...... pound away and don't give a f*ck.
wtf man thats not cool at all I love this lady :facepalm

[maroonbells]

she'll probably turn into a cougar when she gets older

sorry you ran into one of them cases, brah
what do you mean?

[GimmeThat]

what do you mean?


desires, we all have them

[Jameerthefear]

I have the same problem OP

[maroonbells]

I have the same problem OP
shittt its not just me>?! I always been through life thinking it was just me thank you brother Jameer. How do you cope with things!? i need help jameer this is killing me broo :cry:

[QuebecBaller]

I have the same problem OP

Your anime dolls are too tight?

[QuebecBaller]

:applause:
Are you aware the ****** stretches when she gets horny? Either your too ugly to get her excited, or her surgeon didnt do a good job when he created her vag. Id go with her being a tranny.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Ass Dan]

iv been with this girl like 6 years now.. maybe more can't really remember

anyway she only gives me blow jobs. we cant have sex bcause her ***** is too tight. What does it feel like to **** a *****? She sucks my dick real good, it is amazing and she does it nearly 2 times a day but I want more you know? i want sex.

srry I jsut had to vent, this has been eating at me for years now and i don't know what to do. Im only new here and i'm not sure if its the right place, this is off court off topic?

thank you for listening

try this fakkit!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BXtXxmrTL._SY300_.jpg

[bballnoob1192]

guys her tight ***** is some medical thing, vagismus or some shit i dunno ****ing so so bad man shit..

anyone wanna swap gf for a while, i RAM RAM your lady and you can get some blow jobs/ :cheers:

**** she probably wont let me do that either.. ARHHGHH
lmfao ***** she/he/it prolly has a dick.

[KNOW1EDGE]

Most obvious troll ever?

....stop rubbing peanut butter on your d1ck for your dog, AKA "girlfriend" to lick off.

[cuad]

....stop rubbing peanut butter on your d1ck for your dog, AKA "girlfriend" to lick off.
That doesn't work, dude. I tried it.

[KNOW1EDGE]

That doesn't work, dude. I tried it.

What kind of peanut butter did you use?
Breed of dog?
Time of day?

Small breeds are the best cuz it takes them a lot longer to lick the peanut butter off, subsequently giving you more time to get off.

Don't use a chunky peanut butter. Smooth is the way to go or else you risk the pup biting.

Early in the morning is the best time. Not only because the dog is extra hungry, but it just feels great first thing in the morning.

I hope this helps. PM me if you need help. Let me know what happens.

[maroonbells]

lmfao ***** she/he/it prolly has a dick.
**** you i think i'd know by now If she had a ****ing dick you piece of ****ing **** :facepalm