What are the douchiest name you can think of?

[Fork]

Chad, or Bryce


*Names

[QuebecBaller]

Armando

[Jailblazers7]

Brad

[East_Stone_Ya]

Spencer

[Nick Young]

LeChadwick Bryce-Smedley

[rezznor]

Blake, Ace, any name with a number after it

[Nick Young]

Tanner. When I used to play little league and AYSO I swear half the kids had names like Tanner and Coltan. I have never met a kid named Tanner or Coltan outside of AYSO or little league but half the kids in both leagues were either called Tanner or Coltan it seemed like.

[LJJ]

Chad. Todd. Wayne.

[knickballer]

Lance

[sweggeh]

Noddy

[fiddy]

Kyle.

[ImKobe]

Brad

1st name that came to my mind when reading thread title

[Akrazotile]

Jeff

[9512]

Tyler

Mckenzie

[TylerOO]

Tyler

Mckenzie

:coleman:

[Milbuck]

Tanner

[KyleKong]

Kyle.
Oh shit

[BasedTom]

Brad, Chad, Kevin, Tanner, Taylor, Kayden/Jayden/Brayden (you get the point)

Not really douchey, but sometimes you see girls named "Peyton" and other weird shit.

[Fudge]

Blake
Chaz
Chad
Jesse

[NumberSix]

Hunter.

[KNOW1EDGE]

Chad. Chaz. Gary. Skylar

[Rocketswin2013]

Derek

[Meticode]

In my life every Tanner I've ever met has came off as a douche. It's really f*cking weird. :oldlol:

[~primetime~]

http://www.mybfolder.com/pics/2546-1274733450.jpg

I imagine this guy's name to be Alfonzo for some reason

[russwest0]

Jeff, and Steve.

[~primetime~]

http://cdn.listcovery.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/ultimate-selecton-of-douchebags-4.jpg

^^^ has to be a "Chaz"


Looking at pictures of elite level douchebags can be intriguing...

[KevinNYC]

Matt and Kevin.Ouch.

If you're Irish, Kevin just sounds like one of your brothers or cousins names.

St Kevin was a monk who became a hermit who lived in nature and was beloved by animals like Saint Francis (http://saints.sqpn.com/saint-kevin-of-glendalough/)
Once during Lent, while he held his arms outstretched in prayer, a blackbird laid an egg in the Kevin’s hand. He remained in that position until the baby bird hatched.Seamus Heaney even wrote a poem about him
St Kevin and the blackbird (1996)
And then there was St Kevin and the blackbird.
The saint is kneeling, arms stretched out, inside
His cell, but the cell is narrow, so

One turned-up palm is out the window, stiff
As a crossbeam, when a blackbird lands
And lays in it and settles down to nest.

Kevin feels the warm eggs, the small breast, the tucked
Neat head and claws and, finding himself linked
Into the network of eternal life,

Is moved to pity: now he must hold his hand
Like a branch out in the sun and rain for weeks
Until the young are hatched and fledged and flown.

*

And since the whole thing’s imagined anyhow,
Imagine being Kevin. Which is he?
Self-forgetful or in agony all the time

From the neck on out down through his hurting forearms?
Are his fingers sleeping? Does he still feel his knees?
Or has the shut-eyed blank of underearth

Crept up through him? Is there distance in his head?
Alone and mirrored clear in love’s deep river,
‘To labour and not to seek reward,’ he prays,

A prayer his body makes entirely
For he has forgotten self, forgotten bird
And on the riverbank forgotten the river’s name.
Doesn't sound like a douche to me.

My actual namesake saint for my first name, that guy seems like a dick.

[Ai2death]

Aiden or Adrian,

[Smook A.]

Brad
Brent

[Asiantastic]

No one said Josh yet?