Today is my birthday and I can't even get a BJ from my girl...

[stalkerforlife]

Damn, just how ugly and undesirable am I? I practically begged her for a BJ and it's my effing birthday. She said no and went to sleep.

Phuck.

[ZeN]

:oldlol:

[KNOW1EDGE]

Could you find another way to celebrate your birthday?

Or if it's that important to you to receive a bj, give your self one.

[sweggeh]

Ask Jameer.

[stalkerforlife]

Could you find another way to celebrate your birthday?

Or if it's that important to you to receive a bj, give your self one.

Dude, I get sex like once every two weeks as is. A phucking BJ on my birthday isn't too much to ask.

This shit is ridiculous.

[ZeN]

Dude, I get sex like once every two weeks as is. A phucking BJ on my birthday isn't too much to ask.

This shit is ridiculous.
Are you married? If so, you've made your choice now live with it. Obviously your not man enough to get what you want out yo woman.

Just dating? If you ain't happy, man up and get another woman.

[magic chiongson]

Just dating? If you ain't happy, man up and get another woman.

she doesn't really love you unless she gives head :D

[ZeN]

she doesn't really love you unless she gives head :D
We talking the same language homie

[embersyc]

There are millions of girls out there right now craving nothing more than a hard cck in the mouth.

99 problems.

[L.Kizzle]

They day is not over yet.

If nothing happens by 10:30, call your boys up and go to the strip club. Use the money you saved up for her birthday to get a big booty hoe like 2 Chainz says.

[Shade8780]

Bring a hooker back to the house, and make your GF watch her give you a BJ while staring into her eyes until she leaves.

[Meticode]

Begging for sex isn't masculine at all and usually a turn off to women. Trust me, I still do that to my wife.

[stalkerforlife]

Thanks for the input, guys. I just mas turbated in the bathroom and ate some of my birthday cake my sister made me. I think i'll take a nap now.

I also think she just farted in her sleep, it stinks bad.

[ZeN]

Begging for sex isn't masculine at all and usually a turn off to women. Trust me, I still do that to my wife.
And that's why she left you for that one guy before you guys got back together right?

[boozehound]

Begging for sex isn't masculine at all and usually a turn off to women. Trust me, I still do that to my wife.
wait, you are back together with her? I thought you had moved on to new trim?


As for OP, asking for it is one thing, begging is another. That is weak as shit. Did you actually talk to her about this and let her suggest an alternative?

I will leave you with this.

http://danreeder.bandcamp.com/track/she-wont-even-blow

[Bosnian Sajo]

ill blow you

ill blow all of you

Ill blow the lot of you. :D

[Shade8780]

Thanks for the input, guys. I just mas turbated in the bathroom and ate some of my birthday cake my sister made me. I think i'll take a nap now.

I also think she just farted in her sleep, it stinks bad.
Should've raped her or left her. Don't need those kind of problems in your life.

[L.Kizzle]

Thanks for the input, guys. I just mas turbated in the bathroom and ate some of my birthday cake my sister made me. I think i'll take a nap now.

I also think she just farted in her sleep, it stinks bad.
She's sleep but you haven't pulled your dick out yet?

[Draz]

I can't be with someone like that..

[Jameerthefear]

Slap her in the ****ing face. Stupid bitch can't even suck dick :facepalm

[EnoughSaid]

You sure you haven't done something for her to be mad at you? I mean if it's customary and you smash all the time, why wouldn't she just do it? :confusedshrug:

[ZeN]

You sure you haven't done something for her to be mad at you? I mean if it's customary and you smash all the time, why wouldn't she just do it? :confusedshrug:
Because he's already said that sex is infrequent, so we must assume that the head game is even less so..

[ZeN]

Biggie Smalls feat Lil' Kim - Another: http://youtu.be/Kl5WP__1uMw

[Bird]

Damn, just how ugly and undesirable am I? I practically begged her for a BJ and it's my effing birthday. She said no and went to sleep.

Phuck.

Stop asking your sister and buy a blow job from a hooker.

[zoom17]

Stop asking your sister and buy a blow job from a hooker.

:lebronamazed:

[BlazerRed]

Sucks to be OP, I get blowjobs a few times a week :applause:

[BigBoss]

Slip it into azz next time for that. Woman need to know their place.

[ZeN]

Everyone's so interested in Meticode's love life. Kind of weird honestly.
You guys back together though???
Not really we just dislike what an asshole he's become.

[GimmeThat]

I don't know what's on your prenup, and how confident you are about your relationship with her.

just be a dick to her.

[MMM]

Damn, just how ugly and undesirable am I? I practically begged her for a BJ and it's my effing birthday. She said no and went to sleep.

Phuck.


I've Asked this myself

[Nick Young]

Begging for sex isn't masculine at all and usually a turn off to women. Trust me, I still do that to my wife.
Did you really cheat on your wife bro? Arent you the same guy who was constantly lecturing everyone all the time about the glory of monogamy? :confusedshrug: