Cleveland 92.3 Radio Mocks Dan LeBetard

[Meticode]

Some of these were corny, but some were a little funny. You have to scroll the seek bar about 1/3 of the way through the radio cast...

http://cleveland.cbslocal.com/2014/07/12/return-of-the-king-rant/

"You might have Sea World! But we have Cedar Point!"

"Move over super pimp, creepy mall guy, it's LeBron's town now!"

"Keep your blow away from Johnny Football! LeBron can use it as chalk at mid-court when he comes out for the first time!"

"Ronnie Seikaly will leave the DJ booth at Live to fill out your roster!"

"In the pitch meeting Pat Riley showed his rings on the table, but his dentures fell out on the table!"

"Hey Mickey you want us to loan you Nick Gilbert for the lottery?"

"LeBron wasn't even the all-star MVP when playing with Kyrie Irving, who now he's going to be playing with every single game!"

"Pat Riley is the Godfather who put an orange in his mouth and fell in the garden and died!"

[Dragic4Life]

Nice one Cleve.:applause:

[Meticode]

Nice one Cleve.:applause:
I disliked LeBetard before LeBron ever went. Dude is a douche. I remember his tweet "There's a 50% chance LeBron doesn't go to Cleveland and a 50% chance he goes back to Miami." :oldlol:

[PJR]

1/10. Is everybody in Cleveland a cornball?

[LoneyROY7]

LeBatard's was actually semi-funny. That was just lame.

[sweggeh]

LeBatard's was actually semi-funny. That was just lame.

This.

Cleveland are a perpetual embarrassment :facepalm

[Meticode]

This.

Cleveland are a perpetual embarrassment :facepalm
Why thank you!

[Legends66NBA7]

**** Dan and **** those clowns on that station.

[Meticode]

**** Dan and **** those clowns on that station.
:roll:

[sweggeh]

Why thank you!

Im just saying man. I'd never heard of Cleveland before I started following the NBA and since then all I hear are facepalm worthy things. Just saying it how I see it.

[BuffaloBill]

Not funny

[Springsteen]

lebatard is an annoying pos

[Meticode]

Im just saying man. I'd never heard of Cleveland before I started following the NBA and since then all I hear are facepalm worthy things. Just saying it how I see it.
I know man! Thanks!

[RedBlackAttack]

The Bull & Fox Show really is incredibly lame. Dustin Fox thinks he is far funnier than he actually is. LeBetard deserved to be roasted... I just wish it wasn't by these two cornballs. J/S

Tony Rizzo is goofy too, but for something like this, he'd be the better character.

[sweggeh]

I know man! Thanks!

No problem champ. Its inspiring how you accept your homes failure as a city without exhibiting any anger or shame.

[qrich]

That was mocking?

:facepalm

[RedBlackAttack]

It should be noted that the original LeBetard rants were also extremely corny, so I guess things even out. That's another guy who thinks he's funnier than he actually is.

I've never heard someone laugh at his own jokes as often. When I listen to him rant, I can almost visualize the coke donuts around his nostrils.

[Legends66NBA7]

That was mocking?

:facepalm

Sounded like dudes were constipated.

[BasedTom]

Horribly unfunny and extremely pathetic. But could you expect anything else?

Oh, and Sea World is in Orlando. Cedar Point is also terribly overrated. It's only the truth my Ohioan friends.

[DJ Leon Smith]

It should be noted that the original LeBetard rants were also extremely corny, so I guess things even out.

This. LeBatard's first rant was before LeBron was outscored by Dirk, Wade, Bosh and JASON TERRY while losing his first NBA Finals series in Miami.

[Mr. Incredible]

I thought it would be much better.

[PJR]

One thing is for certain, You shouldn't be doing rants when your city is on a 50 year title drought. :oldlol:

Stay humble.

[BasedTom]

It should be noted that the original LeBetard rants were also extremely corny, so I guess things even out. That's another guy who thinks he's funnier than he actually is.

I've never heard someone laugh at his own jokes as often. When I listen to him rant, I can almost visualize the coke donuts around his nostrils.
If you actually think the coke scene is still anywhere near as big as it was in the 1980s, then you might be watching too many movies dude.

But keep living in your fantasy world, bro.

[RedBlackAttack]

If you actually think the coke scene is still anywhere near as big as it was in the 1980s, then you might be watching too many movies dude.

But keep living in your fantasy world, bro.
I'm not saying I think LeBetard is on coke because of his geographic location. I'm saying I think he's on coke because I've been around coke and it has a very distinctive effect on the way a person talks.

There's plenty of coke in Ohio, btw, and in every state/city across the country. Because people like it.

[LA_Showtime]

All in good fun. If you're going to be as obnoxious as LeBetard, expect this kind of stuff.

[AnaheimLakers24]

Im just saying man. I'd never heard of Cleveland before I started following the NBA and since then all I hear are facepalm worthy things. Just saying it how I see it.
you never watched the drew carey show?

[Springsteen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1a7zMD99ek

:lol

[pastis]

wow...this...is...not...funny

:facepalm

[fragokota]

Terrible...