Started reading an article on Lebron James 'memory' today...

[CavaliersFTW]

...the article was headlined on reddit to be something about his memory, so I clicked on it to see if there would be a quick or interesting example of Lebron displaying sharp memory or something like Jerry Lucas or some other gifted basketball minds of the past. I read a few lines and started to realize it was getting really bizarre and long-winded and quite personal, really was making me feel uncomfortable..

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/11067098/lebron-james-greatest-weapon-brain

...Scrolled down and saw who wrote it






































http://www.trbimg.com/img-524caf67/turbine/sfl-heat-training-camp-20131001-029/920

This dude literally believes he understands the inner workings of Lebron's mind. Does anyone else not find this sh*t unsettling?

:biggums:

[#number6ix#]

All that guy does is kiss LeBron's ass

[Dragic4Life]

Jealous of a person with an actual career?

[Beastmode88]

Jealous of a person with an actual career?

aren't you a 32 year old lawyer who has the free time to press f5 on ISH?

[beastee]

That article is so full of garbage. Lebron is a fantastic player. We get it. We know it. But to write such drivel about how he remembers specific plays from 5 years ago to help them win...What is Windhorst doing, some inception shit while Bron is sleeping? :eek:

[Dragic4Life]

aren't you a 32 year old lawyer who has the free time to press f5 on ISH?
Not a lawyer. But yes I'm 32 with a high ranking job at a prestigious firm. Plenty of time in the day for ISH, living dat life.:cheers:

[Beastmode88]

Not a lawyer. But yes I'm 32 with a high ranking job at a prestigious firm. Plenty of time in the day for ISH, living dat life.:cheers:

so you're a janitor? :hammerhead:

[FKAri]

No one is going to work harder to produce BS articles for ESPN than a Lebron stan.

[CavaliersFTW]

Not a lawyer. But yes I'm 32 with a high ranking job at a prestigious firm. Plenty of time in the day for ISH, living dat life.:cheers:
Are you seriously bragging about your life on the internet? :oldlol:

[Rodmantheman]

No one is going to work harder to produce BS articles for ESPN than a Lebron stan.

why are you rocking an outdated logo:roll:

[Trollsmasher]

that article:lol

that pic is becoming more fitting with each passing day

[CavaliersFTW]

According to windhorst it's not only lebrons greatest strength, it's also his "curse" cause he is tormented by his failures that he 'never forgets' :facepalm

[navy]

I saw this on ESPN, and saw who wrote it and knew it would be a mistake to click on it.

[CavaliersFTW]

http://youtu.be/Q_KDxF-jjmU?t=19s

the epitome of creepy

[CavaliersFTW]

"my mom taught Lebron sex education" - Brian Windhorst

[CoastalRyan]

What LeBron should remember while he pushes for a 3rd max player is what happened the last time 3 dudes with huge contracts got together on the same team at the expense of depth.

[SexSymbol]

Not a lawyer. But yes I'm 32 with a high ranking job at a prestigious firm. Plenty of time in the day for ISH, living dat life.:cheers:
Guys, imagine if this is true.
Like how many times more it would make his posting so pathetic. God damn

[CavaliersFTW]

http://youtu.be/Q_KDxF-jjmU?t=19s

the epitome of creepy
The part where he says his mom taught lebron about sex might even deserve to go to the cringe thread

[LongLiveTheKing]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrLO5bKCIAAFBKs.jpg

[russwest0]

I started to read that article and then laughed my ass off and couldn't finish.

I can't believe that some people actually take this shit seriously, let alone those working at ESPN.

[LBJFTW]

Brian Windhorst is a fat loser and anyone who thinks otherwise is probably a failure at life who lives for the chance to one day suck bron's c0ck.

[r15mohd]

What LeBron should remember while he pushes for a 3rd max player is what happened the last time 3 dudes with huge contracts got together on the same team at the expense of depth.


4 finals, 2 titles? :confusedshrug:

[CavaliersFTW]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrLO5bKCIAAFBKs.jpg
:lol

[Heavincent]

http://youtu.be/Q_KDxF-jjmU?t=19s

the epitome of creepy

This entire video...

http://cdn.clotureclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/post-15337-Christian-Bale-confused-gif-Hje6.gif

[Frozen1]

This guy is pathetic.

He couldn't even break Lebron's return to cleveland, and act like he is a close friend who knows everything about him.

Just the scum of journalism, a creepy stalker. He is the only guy in the entire world who has a job like this.

[KBaller33]

What's his salary? I don't know if I could do a job like that. It's just weird to me. I'm a LeBron fan but all that is too much. He's pretty much a stalker and has been stalking LeBron since he was a kid. What does he do when LeBron retires?

And to the above post, I agree. If he's so close to LeBron why was he saying Miami was the favorite to keep LeBron literally seconds before the story on SI broke about him coming back to Cleveland?

[WesWelkerACL]

Doesn't ESPN have focus groups? It seems most people are utterly repulsed by this guy. I never want to see him on tv again. He's practically ruined my summer!

[CavaliersFTW]

anybody ever actually read the article?

"Lebron remembers every miss from his entire career ..and it torments him" :oldlol:

[ArbitraryWater]

http://youtu.be/Q_KDxF-jjmU?t=19s

the epitome of creepy

http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aLKLZQx_460sa.gif

[Cobra Kai]

I remember an article from a long time ago, think it may have been by Woj, not sure. But it was comparing Lebron to MJ's greatness and what they have in common. And he mentions how they both are bow-legged and that somehow makes Lebron's greatness comparable to MJ's.

All in all, it was pretty pathetic. As usual.

[lilteapot]

lmao

[Cobra Kai]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrLO5bKCIAAFBKs.jpg





The only thing Windhorse ever guarded was the buffet line.

[ImKobe]

Windhorst's article is 100x worse than the craziest Pauk essay

holy mother of god the stanning levels are so unreal. I need air.

[pauk]

Windhorst's article is 100x worse than the craziest Pauk essay

holy mother of god the stanning levels are so unreal. I need air.

pffft... he had no lion analogies...

[ImKobe]

pffft... he had no lion analogies...

:oldlol:, but he's so much creepier than you.

[ArbitraryWater]

pffft... he had no lion analogies...

:bowdown:

[SamuraiSWISH]

pffft... he had no lion analogies...
:applause: self deprication. Likable quality pauk.

[ArbitraryWater]

:applause: self deprication. Likable quality pauk.

*deprecation

[CavaliersFTW]

I remember an article from a long time ago, think it may have been by Woj, not sure. But it was comparing Lebron to MJ's greatness and what they have in common. And he mentions how they both are bow-legged and that somehow makes Lebron's greatness comparable to MJ's.

All in all, it was pretty pathetic. As usual.
:roll: yep that sounds like the work of Woj :oldlol:

[kurple]

http://youtu.be/Q_KDxF-jjmU?t=19s

the epitome of creepy
:biggums:

[Joyner82reload]

Here is the issue with Brian Windhorst. He is quite literally a LeBron fanboy to the extreme, it surpasses healthy and borders on the realm of stalker-ish. Therefore of course Windhorst is going to exaggerate everything LeBron related and at times does it do a level of approaching a full on fallacy, i.e. this article. The real issue is not Windhorst however, it's the people that have given him a voice. That would be the city of Cleveland's The Plain Dealer, ESPN, and finally the people that read his articles. But yes, this guy is pretty sad. He has built his entire career with virtually no journalistic integrity and upon a platform based around one man whom we presume he doesn't even know that well. What happens to Windhorst in 5-8 years when LeBron retires? Do these antics continue? It's just pathetic all around.

And back to the article, this is just absurd. I assume Windhorst is attempting to make LeBron out to be some type of superhero, just like they did with Wilt fighting mountain lions and other stupid shit. LeBron James is nowhere NEAR the smartest player in the NBA, he just has the most powerful voice based on being its greatest player.

FYI LeBron James scored an 870 on the SAT(old scale of 1600)
That's slightly above the mean for african american's and well below it for all races combined.

[lilteapot]

Here is the issue with Brian Windhorst. He is quite literally a LeBron fanboy to the extreme, it surpasses healthy and borders on the realm of stalker-ish. Therefore of course Windhorst is going to exaggerate everything LeBron related and at times does it do a level of approaching a full on fallacy, i.e. this article. The real issue is not Windhorst however, it's the people that have given him a voice. That would be the city of Cleveland's The Plain Dealer, ESPN, and finally the people that read his articles. But yes, this guy is pretty sad. He has built his entire career with virtually no journalistic integrity and upon a platform based around one man whom we presume he doesn't even know that well. What happens to Windhorst in 5-8 years when LeBron retires? Do these antics continue? It's just pathetic all around.

And back to the article, this is just absurd. I assume Windhorst is attempting to make LeBron out to be some type of superhero, just like they did with Wilt fighting mountain lions and other stupid shit. LeBron James is nowhere NEAR the smartest player in the NBA, he just has the most powerful voice based on being its greatest player.

FYI LeBron James scored an 870 on the SAT(old scale of 1600)
That's slightly above the mean for african american's and well below it for all races combined.
And why would Lebron James give a **** about doing well on his SAT's when he already knew he'd get drafted out of high school

[Joyner82reload]

And why would Lebron James give a **** about doing well on his SAT's when he already knew he'd get drafted out of high school

If he didn't give a fck about the SAT then he would have never taken it or flat out guessed on every answer. Seeing as he scored above 50%, that shows he at least tried. And studying for the SAT will only improve your average slightly as it's generally a test of aptitude.

[chips93]

http://youtu.be/Q_KDxF-jjmU?t=19s

the epitome of creepy

i thought windy was weird, but watching this video pushed it over the edge

''Ive been through a lot with him'', isnt he supposed to be an objective journalist?

[RoundMoundOfReb]

Windhorst is a total creep. Professional stalker.

[Burgz V2]

dude reminds me of this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbIsqWpoCog

[LongLiveTheKing]

I wonder how LeBron feels about him. Windhorst makes it seem like he and Lebron are good friends or something.

[el gringos]

What LeBron should remember while he pushes for a 3rd max player is what happened the last time 3 dudes with huge contracts got together on the same team at the expense of depth.
Not necessarily. Here's the difference. You still get to keep your own guys. So you get to keep who you started w. Maybe Lebron thinks starting w dion waiters, Thompson, and AV is that much better than starting w chalmers and udonis Harlem

[LongLiveTheKing]

Brian Windhorst Verified account
‏@WindhorstESPN
Ran into Cavs as they were going sightseeing in Rio. Kyrie Irving is in a walking boot on his right foot.,

Lol sure he "ran" into the Cavs :roll:

[RoundMoundOfReb]

Lol sure he "ran" into the Cavs :roll:
:oldlol:

[Trollsmasher]

Lol sure he "ran" into the Cavs :roll:
He probably did run into them when they stopped walking and he was not paying attention.

[Cobra Kai]

It's true guys. He did "run" into them. It took him awhile to catch up tho.





http://onthefiredotcom.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/fat-guy-running.gif

[LongLiveTheKing]

Lol I quoted run because he made it seem like it was a coincidence that he ran into the Cavs, but I meant that he was stalking Bron. :lol
But he's also fat so both are funny.

[jstern]

I found the article, the quotes to be very interesting. Very impressive if he really can recall things in such a manner. I would be interested to know how it contributes to him being such a good player.

Reminds me of one time when he was being interviewed in the sidelines of an All Star game, and as he responded, his eyes were completely focused on the game, with his eyes darting back and forth.

[Jacks3]

OMG! You tellin me this nicca can give a interview and pay attention to the game?!

GOAT.

[jstern]

OMG! You tellin me this nicca can give a interview and pay attention to the game?!

GOAT.

I'll give you a pass since you have a simple mind. Obviously that's not what I meant because that would be retarded. So for someone to simplify it like that makes that person sound so stupid to me. No offense.

[Andrew Wiggins]

http://i.imgur.com/Et4v5EP.jpg