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[Brizzly]

I was just sitting here at my desk reflecting over the dinner me and my soon to be bride hade yesterday..

To make a short story shorter, I came home from work and she had prepared food. Here is the thing though, we have a relatively big dinner table and we were both sitting at one end of the dinner table having a good time then after awhile she asks me to pass bottle of wine, FYI she emptied the first glass very fast but that's is not really interesting for this story.

Anyway I reply that the bottle is closer to her then me and we go back and forth with this for a minute before she just gets up from the chair, at that point I thought finally she is getting of her lazy ass, but instead she goes out comes back and brings with her a measurer and starts measuring the distance from my seat and from her seat. I was baffled I swear, anyway it turned out I was a half inch closer to the bottle and she just said it left a snarky comment and made her way out.

Is she a psycho?

[navy]

1) Is she hot? If yes, she is psycho.

2) Why didnt you just pass the bottle regardless? Im assuming your arms are longer either way.

[TheReal Kendall]

So basically you were wrong :facepalm

Nah but arguments gonna happen. At least it wasn't anything big like she cheating or anything like that

[KyleKong]

**** her right in the *****.

[LOLCATS]

Haha no man she is just being cute. My wife used to do spontaneous quirky stuff like that until she got depressed after we got married. I dont mean to put you off but things will change after you get married, it wont be as light as it clearly is now judging by your story, it becomes a lot more stressful.

For now though it looks like you have yourself a great gal, dont think too much about things ;)

[Nanners]

if you are already arguing about petty shit like this, married life is going to be real fun.

[ZeN]

if you are already arguing about petty shit like this, married life is going to be real fun.
A thousand times..THIS

[TheReal Kendall]

Haha no man she is just being cute. My wife used to do spontaneous quirky stuff like that until she got depressed after we got married. I dont mean to put you off but things will change after you get married, it wont be as light as it clearly is now judging by your story, it becomes a lot more stressful.

For now though it looks like you have yourself a great gal, dont think too much about things ;)

Do your wife know you bang transexuals???

[KevinNYC]

Why didn't you just pass the wine?

[Jailblazers7]

lol, just man up and have the real fight you two should be having instead of arguing about the wine. In your post you called her lazy and judged her for drinking her wine too fast. Quit beating around the bush and air out the real issues.

[sweggeh]

You seem like a f.ag. Im not hating thats just the vibe you give off. And you "fiancee" sounds like a hoe. No hate, just saying she sounds like a prostitute. A cheap one. No hate though.


Do your wife know you bang transexuals???

:oldlol:

[Smoke117]

Really? Sounds like you are both idiots. How much effort does it take to grab a bottle of wine?

[L.Kizzle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M37HHf099oM

[TheReal Kendall]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M37HHf099oM

:applause:

[KobesFinger]

Pick your battles wisely

[tontoz]

Really? Sounds like you are both idiots. How much effort does it take to grab a bottle of wine?


This. Both of them sound like lazy fuks to me.

[Meticode]

A couple of things from my experience from going from a happy marriage to almost divorce to being happy again.

If you can't simply go out of your way for your wife or partner even if ideally they are in a better situation, then just end it now. If you have to question in your and debate with them over something as simple as getting a wine bottle because it's closer, there's heavier issues underlining in my opinion.

In the end, just support each other no matter what. And argue over shit that's worth arguing or getting upset over. This is definitely not one of those things.

[russwest0]

not trying to offend OP but she sounds like a cvnt.

[Meticode]

not trying to offend OP but she sounds like a cvnt.
People love ***** all the time. You would.

[LOLCATS]

Do your wife know you bang transexuals???

Firstly this thread isnt about me, so stop trying to start a conflict. Secondly I dont date transwomen, that all stopped when I met my wife. She knows about my ex girlfriends, has seen some pics of us together and has even met one when we bumped into her in the street. She doesnt know they were transgender though because I didnt want to make it awkward for her. Her parents are devout hindus like mine and it was in the past so why potentially create a stressful situation for her?

[Brizzly]

lol, just man up and have the real fight you two should be having instead of arguing about the wine. In your post you called her lazy and judged her for drinking her wine too fast. Quit beating around the bush and air out the real issues.

I'm not judging I am just pointing out that she emptied that her glass of wine very fast.

[Crown&Coke]

I don't know what part made me :facepalm more

- The part you said it was closer to her so she should get it
- The part she got up and got the measuring tape rather than get the wine

She made you dinner and you were like "bitch, get your own damn wine"

Priceless bruh

[TheReal Kendall]

Firstly this thread isnt about me, so stop trying to start a conflict. Secondly I dont date transwomen, that all stopped when I met my wife. She knows about my ex boyfriends, has seen some pics of us together and has even met one when we bumped into him in the street. She doesnt know they were transgender though because I didnt want to make it awkward for her. Her parents are devout hindus like mine and it was in the past so why potentially create a stressful situation for her?

Why you didn't tell your wife the truth? You scared she gonna leave you?

[Brizzly]

A couple of things from my experience from going from a happy marriage to almost divorce to being happy again.

If you can't simply go out of your way for your wife or partner even if ideally they are in a better situation, then just end it now. If you have to question in your and debate with them over something as simple as getting a wine bottle because it's closer, there's heavier issues underlining in my opinion.

In the end, just support each other no matter what. And argue over shit that's worth arguing or getting upset over. This is definitely not one of those things.

I love her very much, it just that sometimes she can be very unreasonable. Besides we have a kid together.

And I'd do just about anything for her.

You think it would be romantic and make up for our stupid fight if I run to the store after work and pick up a nice bottle of wine for her and me?

[Smoke117]

I don't know what part made me :facepalm more

- The part you said it was closer to her so she should get it
- The part she got up and got the measuring tape rather than get the wine

She made you dinner and you were like "bitch, get your own damn wine"

Priceless bruh

I didn't even think of that. She spent the time and effort cooking for you and I'm sure you didn't wash a damn thing that night either...so you couldn't grab a bottle of wine to pour the woman you love, the woman who made you dinner, the woman who is going to clean up after you eat...a damn glass of wine?

Like Joe Pesci in Casino would say: You call yourself a man?

[L.Kizzle]

I love her very much, it just that sometimes she can be very unreasonable. Besides we have a kid together.

And I'd do just about anything for her.

You think it would be romantic and make up for our stupid fight if I run to the store after work and pick up a nice bottle of wine for her and me?
Pretty sure she don't wanna see no more wine bruh.

[Nanners]

You think it would be romantic and make up for our stupid fight if I run to the store after work and pick up a nice bottle of wine for her and me?

great idea. bring out your nice bottle the next time you have dinner and place it slightly closer to her on the table, then whip out a measuring stick and measure. then just stare at her until she picks up the bottle and starts pouring.

[ace23]

Why did you make this thread?

[Brizzly]

I didn't even think of that. She spent the time and effort cooking for you and I'm sure you didn't wash a damn thing that night either...so you couldn't grab a bottle of wine to pour the woman you love, the woman who made you dinner, the woman who is going to clean up after you eat...a damn glass of wine?

Like Joe Pesci in Casino would say: You call yourself a man?

I cook, wash the dishes and other shit too.

[Brizzly]

Why did you make this thread?
I don't have twitter and don't like speaking about personal primes with co workers.

[LOLCATS]

Why you didn't tell your wife the truth? You scared she gonna leave you?

No, its not like that. It was a time in my life I was happy with and now its over. Why would you bring up ex-girlfriends and talk about them with your wife? Who does that? Like I said she has stumbled upon a couple of pics and met one in the street. I dont see any need to go further than that. If she ever came up to me and asked have you even dated and had relations with a transgender woman, I would answer honestly as I have nothing to be ashamed about. But Im not going to bring it up, its completely unnecessary and might bring needless tension to our already fraught marriage.

[Meticode]

I love her very much, it just that sometimes she can be very unreasonable. Besides we have a kid together.

And I'd do just about anything for her.

You think it would be romantic and make up for our stupid fight if I run to the store after work and pick up a nice bottle of wine for her and me?
Sure, have it in a bag. Tape a note in it saying "I love you even though we fight over stupid things. And when she's near the bag say "Hon, can you get me what's in that bag please." See how she reacts.

[sweggeh]

If you want to make her stop acting like a bitch, just tell her you have been cheating on her by screwing her best friend in her bed when shes out. She will most likely go bezerk, but thats when you tell her "I was just kiddin you psycho haha come here" then you hug her.

What this does is it puts her in her place by making her realise how she would feel if you really left, and she will try harder to please you next time. Do this as soon as possible. Do it now, while the tension after this wine incident is still in the air.

[Brizzly]

If you want to make her stop acting like a bitch, just tell her you have been cheating on her by screwing her best friend in her bed when shes out. She will most likely go bezerk, but thats when you tell her "I was just kiddin you psycho haha come here" then you hug her.

What this does is it puts her in her place by making her realise how she would feel if you really left, and she will try harder to please you next time. Do this as soon as possible. Do it now, while the tension after this wine incident is still in the air.

You got no game homie

[sweggeh]

You got no game homie

And you aint got no fiancee, no table or no wine. Lets not let reality get in the way of this entertaining thread.

[Brizzly]

And you aint got no fiancee, no table or no wine. Lets not let reality get in the way of this entertaining thread.

What kind of shithole where a table is something amazing do u come from?

[sweggeh]

What kind of shithole where a table is something amazing do u come from?

I come from a city much better than yours I can tell you that much.

[DonDadda59]

Sounds like you made the right choice getting her that blood diamond. Gonna be a roller coaster ride the next handful of years before the inevitable.

[~primetime~]

Tape a ruler to the table so this doesn't happen again.
:lol

I like this answer

[~primetime~]

marriage is all about fighting over stupid shit...it is absolutely unavoidable

If you haven't wanted to choke a woman to death over pointless shit then you're not in love...(I think I might have just quoted Chris Rock, not sure)


Women are also women...they are going to PMS out on your ass every now and then, and it might be for no reason at all. My wife is generally a bright and happy upbeat person, but every now and then she is pissed the fck off just "because".

You have to learn to pick your fights. IMO it is important to remind your wife that you are not to be fcked with or stomped on, or women will do just that. But you can't put her in her place ALL of the time, sometimes it is best for you to bite your tongue and STFU.

[BigBoss]

So you weren't being a gentleman for your fiancee and then post this on an internet forum. You sound like your not ready for marriage and all the bs that comes with it.

[BRabbiT]

tough one.

women can be so dumb.

you may have lost the battle, but you can still win the war.

apology may be the key.

[Draz]

**** her right in the *****.
:roll:
You just can't win against females

[DonDadda59]

Brizz let me have her for a week. After she sees how terrible I am, she will appreciate you much more!

Uncle Phil taking one for the team. :applause:

[IamRAMBO24]

OP is such a childish b*tch. He needs to be single for the rest of his life.

[DonDadda59]

OP is such a childish b*tch. He needs to be single for the rest of his life.

Or date fat chicks, right?

[Graviton]

That actually sounds hilarious, she has character. Bringing out the tape and measuring the distance to prove you wrong shows she isn't some dumb bimbo that takes your every word as law, she is a feisty amazon. I would **** her on the spot after that scene, with or without her consent, preferably anally, the rougher the better. Then after you nut, she will keep sucking, and then you look deep into her eyes and say "Never question my authority again bitch!".

[Solidape]

I was just sitting here at my desk reflecting over the dinner me and my soon to be bride hade yesterday..

To make a short story shorter, I came home from work and she had prepared food. Here is the thing though, we have a relatively big dinner table and we were both sitting at one end of the dinner table having a good time then after awhile she asks me to pass bottle of wine, FYI she emptied the first glass very fast but that's is not really interesting for this story.

Anyway I reply that the bottle is closer to her then me and we go back and forth with this for a minute before she just gets up from the chair, at that point I thought finally she is getting of her lazy ass, but instead she goes out comes back and brings with her a measurer and starts measuring the distance from my seat and from her seat. I was baffled I swear, anyway it turned out I was a half inch closer to the bottle and she just said it left a snarky comment and made her way out.

Is she a psycho?

Dude if she made you dinner and shit, would grabbing the wine been that difficult?

[gts]

Tape a ruler to the table so this doesn't happen again.
:lol This is what I'd do, or i'd set the table for the next night and put a tape measure at each setting


Hey OP sh*t happens, you work hard she works hard, sometimes at the end of the day it doesn't take much to set things in motion... seems like she got pissed off but found a somewhat humorous way of dealing with it and that's always a bonus

[stalkerforlife]

I was just sitting here at my desk reflecting over the dinner me and my soon to be bride hade yesterday..

To make a short story shorter, I came home from work and she had prepared food. Here is the thing though, we have a relatively big dinner table and we were both sitting at one end of the dinner table having a good time then after awhile she asks me to pass bottle of wine, FYI she emptied the first glass very fast but that's is not really interesting for this story.

Anyway I reply that the bottle is closer to her then me and we go back and forth with this for a minute before she just gets up from the chair, at that point I thought finally she is getting of her lazy ass, but instead she goes out comes back and brings with her a measurer and starts measuring the distance from my seat and from her seat. I was baffled I swear, anyway it turned out I was a half inch closer to the bottle and she just said it left a snarky comment and made her way out.

Is she a psycho?

Yes, but all women are.

Also, don't be a douche and hand her the wine next time. Avoid conflict.

[stalkerforlife]

You seem like a f.ag. Im not hating thats just the vibe you give off. And you "fiancee" sounds like a hoe. No hate, just saying she sounds like a prostitute. A cheap one. No hate though.



:oldlol:

:roll:

[navy]

Like I ask earlier, why didnt you pass her the wine anyways?

[stalkerforlife]

Like I ask earlier, why didnt you pass her the wine anyways?

From what I gather, he feels entitled after working all day. Plus, he is trying to prove he wears the pants and is the man in the relationship by telling her to get her own wine.

All women are crazy, so there is no need to question them on silly things. Just pass her the wine and move on.

[Meticode]

Tell her you're sorry for challenging her magnificence and that you will engage in cunnilingus for at least 30 minutes for her, and enjoy every drop.

Then when it comes time for intercourse, become an animal and rape her and she'll love it.

And when it comes time, yell out "You want me to pass you the wine? How about I pass you my **** and you drink my nectar of the Gods!?"

[riseagainst]

why didn't you just get the wine?

[GimmeThat]

just tell me the food she made was so damn amazing that it was the reason why you didn't get the wine.

wait...

[sweggeh]

I like how this fake story has got all you believing it hook line and sinker. If you knew this guys posting history, he likes to make up entertaining stories that mostly seem to be fantasy.

[~primetime~]

In this case passing her the wine might have been the correct thing to do, but if it is constant occurrence for her to expect him to do everything then at some point in time he has to say "no, get it yourself"

[glidedrxlr22]

I only read the original post.....but it will only get worse after marriage and exponentially worse after kids. Sometimes my 11 month old is strapped into his little rocker and my wife will walk by him sit with his bottle and then she'll tell me....."ok, can you bring him to me....." I internalize it but I'm like wtf! Why didn't you just take him with you?! Most of it is work, stress, and fatigue.....but still. Oh and I hate it that in a marriage it seems like the wife can ask you to do stuff, but when you ask them to do stuff.....forget it....:facepalm .....:mad:

[D-FENS]

I was just sitting here at my desk reflecting over the dinner me and my soon to be bride hade yesterday..

To make a short story shorter, I came home from work and she had prepared food. Here is the thing though, we have a relatively big dinner table and we were both sitting at one end of the dinner table having a good time then after awhile she asks me to pass bottle of wine, FYI she emptied the first glass very fast but that's is not really interesting for this story.

Anyway I reply that the bottle is closer to her then me and we go back and forth with this for a minute before she just gets up from the chair, at that point I thought finally she is getting of her lazy ass, but instead she goes out comes back and brings with her a measurer and starts measuring the distance from my seat and from her seat. I was baffled I swear, anyway it turned out I was a half inch closer to the bottle and she just said it left a snarky comment and made her way out.

Is she a psycho?

Why not pass the bottle? Sounds like some built up hostility.

[GimmeThat]

Why not pass the bottle? Sounds like some built up hostility.

did you read how he built up the story?
"FYI she emptied the first glass very fast but that's is not really interesting for this story."

[D-FENS]

did you read how he built up the story?
"FYI she emptied the first glass very fast but that's is not really interesting for this story."

Yeah - I'm not sure what I'm reading or responding to. Is this real life??? :biggums:

[Draz]

Wait until you're actually married 10 years in.

[Brizzly]

I like how this fake story has got all you believing it hook line and sinker. If you knew this guys posting history, he likes to make up entertaining stories that mostly seem to be fantasy.

You checked my posting history? How rude:rant

[Brizzly]

I only read the original post.....but it will only get worse after marriage and exponentially worse after kids. Sometimes my 11 month old is strapped into his little rocker and my wife will walk by him sit with his bottle and then she'll tell me....."ok, can you bring him to me....." I internalize it but I'm like wtf! Why didn't you just take him with you?! Most of it is work, stress, and fatigue.....but still. Oh and I hate it that in a marriage it seems like the wife can ask you to do stuff, but when you ask them to do stuff.....forget it....:facepalm .....:mad:

This man gets it:applause:

[ArbitraryWater]

Damn, you were closer and didn't pass it along? :lol

I mean, the least thing you could see is that it's close, being the man and all, just pass it over :lol

Unless, like primetime said, this is a thing happening all the time..

[KyrieTheFuture]

It seems rather childish of you not to pass the wine, and equally childish of her to get a measuring tape