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9erempiree
07-23-2014, 07:34 AM
I really need to quit this shit.:facepalm

http://s27.postimg.org/7rl5266gz/Snapshot_20140723_1.jpg

KobesFinger
07-23-2014, 07:37 AM
You hold your beer so delicately

Im Still Ballin
07-23-2014, 07:38 AM
You look extremely feminine

LongLiveTheKing
07-23-2014, 07:47 AM
I really need to quit this shit.:facepalm

http://s27.postimg.org/7rl5266gz/Snapshot_20140723_1.jpg
why are you holding it like that :oldlol:

russwest0
07-23-2014, 07:48 AM
I got blackout drunk the other night. Drank a ton of booze and got high a few times.

It was pretty fun

DonD13
07-23-2014, 07:53 AM
10 of those little light cans got you 'drunk as hell'??

that's only like 3 liters beer right?

SMH

JohnFreeman
07-23-2014, 07:55 AM
What a fvckboy :lol

9erempiree
07-23-2014, 08:01 AM
What a fvckboy :lol

Shut up oil man. Most likely I will drink you under the table.

nathanjizzle
07-23-2014, 08:02 AM
you have the softest fingers ive ever seen on a "man"

9erempiree
07-23-2014, 08:02 AM
Another pic of 9er:
http://i58.tinypic.com/s33p1v.jpg

My nickname is "Dimples" at least that is what these broads call me. I would drink with her.

It is a wrap.

9erempiree
07-23-2014, 08:04 AM
The fact of the matter is...all the jokes aside...I don't think anyone can drink me under the table.

They check I.D.'s nowadays, so wait for me outside.

9erempiree
07-23-2014, 08:17 AM
I think I am going to drink it ALL and go flirt with the girls in class.

http://s2.postimg.org/wjcvyll55/Snapshot_20140723_2.jpg

LOLCATS
07-23-2014, 08:55 AM
That shirt looks good on you man. Where'd you get it?

Godzuki
07-23-2014, 08:59 AM
nice nails, good hygiene :cheers:

Nick Young
07-23-2014, 08:59 AM
look at them tiny ass cans of light beer:lol :lol :lol

sorry bro but that shit isn't legit.

Nowitness
07-23-2014, 09:26 AM
I hope you don't wear a football shirt whilst failing to impress this girl.

Dutch courage I guess. Must be a lightweight to get 'drunk as hell' off of that.

dr.hee
07-23-2014, 09:42 AM
You hold your beer so delicately

You sure he's holding beer? Looks more like Bud Light to me.

GimmeThat
07-23-2014, 11:12 AM
just don't break anything

Overdrive
07-23-2014, 11:12 AM
They don't even sell 0,33l cans over here...wtf really..

Bless Mathews
07-23-2014, 11:28 AM
10 of those little light cans got you 'drunk as hell'??

that's only like 3 liters beer right?

SMH

That's what I'm typin.

Op is a panzy boy.

KobesFinger
07-23-2014, 12:43 PM
You sure he's holding beer? Looks more like Bud Light to me.

Whatever he's holding, he's holding it like a bitch

dr.hee
07-23-2014, 01:06 PM
Whatever he's holding, he's holding it like a bitch

How big are these cans anyway? Dude is wasted after like a few normal bottles?

sweggeh
07-23-2014, 01:08 PM
That shirt looks good on you man. Where'd you get it?

Oh lawd

tmacattack33
07-23-2014, 01:09 PM
LOL at this whole thread.

Le Shaqtus
07-23-2014, 01:26 PM
10 bud lights gets you drunk as Hell? Sorry dude that's pathetic :oldlol:

Be a man and drink some IPA's or something.

LOLCATS
07-23-2014, 01:29 PM
Oh lawd

What?

Kblaze8855
07-23-2014, 01:49 PM
Im guessing you are talking back to back to back for the express purpose of drinking as many as possible. Otherwise....

By the time youre 30 10 beers will be a good buzz. Especially those.

Im 100% sure ive had 25+ beers in a day before. And I don't even drink like that.

You can drink 10 cans at an afternoon cookout.

My friends and I drink 30 beers between us on a sunday during football season. At least.

Nick Young
07-23-2014, 01:51 PM
Im guessing you are talking back to back to back for the express purpose of drinking as many as possible. Otherwise....

By the time youre 30 10 beers will be a good buzz. Especially those.

Im 100% sure ive had 25+ beers in a day before. And I don't even drink like that.

You can drink 10 cans at an afternoon cookout.

My friends and I drink 30 beers between us on a sunday during football season. At least.
so glad I moved out of America. The culture of drinks counting is lame as hell.

Nanners
07-23-2014, 01:52 PM
so glad I moved out of America. The culture of drinks counting is lame as hell.

i speak for the rest of america when i say we are all glad you left too

sweggeh
07-23-2014, 01:57 PM
What?

When you said he looked good, and then I thought about your sexual orientation, and his drunkenness, I immediately thought

http://media0.giphy.com/media/rl0FOxdz7CcxO/giphy.gif

KobesFinger
07-23-2014, 01:58 PM
so glad I moved out of America. The culture of drinks counting is lame as hell.

Don't you miss flying your eagle to work where you uphold people's Constitutional rights with two M16s?

sweggeh
07-23-2014, 02:01 PM
Nick is a great guy. Patriotic, which is fine, but not to the point where he shouts USA all the time like a stupid hill billy. He can recognise the greatness of London. Teach you brethren, Nick.

Nick Young
07-23-2014, 02:04 PM
Nick is a great guy. Patriotic, which is fine, but not to the point where he shouts USA all the time like a stupid hill billy. He can recognise the greatness of London. Teach you brethren, Nick.
You Londonish are sick at drinking. Never had to listen to a stupid "I'm going to tell you exactly how much of everything I drank last night" stories ever since I been here.

sweggeh
07-23-2014, 02:06 PM
You Londonish are sick at drinking. Never had to listen to a stupid "I'm going to tell you exactly how much of everything I drank last night" stories ever since I been here.

Yep :cheers:

DonDadda59
07-23-2014, 02:42 PM
Den dainty nubbins. So delicate. So purdy.

T_L_P
07-23-2014, 10:48 PM
What asshole wears a football shirt casually? And Real Madrid bro?

:biggums:

stalkerforlife
07-23-2014, 10:51 PM
OP looks really handsome, he's in very good shape for a drunk.

Thunderfan86
07-23-2014, 10:54 PM
Nikkas on ISH be hatin just for the sake of hatin :facepalm

kNicKz
07-23-2014, 11:06 PM
Im guessing you are talking back to back to back for the express purpose of drinking as many as possible. Otherwise....

By the time youre 30 10 beers will be a good buzz. Especially those.

Im 100% sure ive had 25+ beers in a day before. And I don't even drink like that.

You can drink 10 cans at an afternoon cookout.

My friends and I drink 30 beers between us on a sunday during football season. At least.

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/ef/ef36c195d8f4e91ff137a83d5db19573608b8da78e405f54db d2a93fe2eb1020.jpg

ROCSteady
07-24-2014, 12:06 AM
Last time I was drunk drinking beer, I was consuming:

http://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/gonzo.jpg

and this:

http://rt19beer.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/flying-dog-amarillo-e1397067215762.jpg

I had a mean hangover the next day.

QuebecBaller
07-24-2014, 04:50 AM
just 10 light beers??? are you 10 years old?

You should drink some real beer, because right now, you just had water with beer flavor (and a really bad flavor by the way... one of the worst)

If you can't drink real beer, like a real man, then drink something like :

http://www.pinkngirly.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/drinks1.jpg

clipps
07-24-2014, 06:08 AM
I remember when I thought 10 beers were a lot.

Balla_Status
07-24-2014, 06:50 AM
Just so the foreigners are aware, light beer in America means light in cals/carbs. Not alcohol...mainly for the Aussies that drink XXXX gold and make fun of Americans for drinking light beer when it actually has a higher alc content.

Brits are a bunch of drunks as well...not some culture to brag about really.

Bud light is bad though....only appropriate for tailgating really. Even then I can probably get a better quality "quantity" beer than bud light.

I remember thinking there was a difference between miller/coors/bud lights and arguing GOBB about it.

Godzuki
07-24-2014, 07:00 AM
Just so the foreigners are aware, light beer in America means light in cals/carbs. Not alcohol...mainly for the Aussies that drink XXXX gold and make fun of Americans for drinking light beer when it actually has a higher alc content.

Brits are a bunch of drunks as well...not some culture to brag about really.

Bud light is bad though....only appropriate for tailgating really. Even then I can probably get a better quality "quantity" beer than bud light.

I remember thinking there was a difference between miller/coors/bud lights and arguing GOBB about it.


lol so foreigners thought light beer meant less alcohol? i thought light beer was universal, you'd think everyone would care a little about less carbs/cal.

who knew...

Kblaze8855
07-24-2014, 07:38 AM
so glad I moved out of America. The culture of drinks counting is lame as hell.

I don't count drinks so I can talk about it. I just know what gets brought to my house on a sunday because I know how many people usually come and what everyone brings.

Its been going on for a long time. Just....what we do during football season. We don't set out to drink ___ beers. But we have food...and the same people always bring roughly the same number of beers.

If im drinking for the sake of drinking I don't drink beer to begin with.

But football season in America is a whole different animal. I live near Clemson. 85 thousand seat stadium that is packed for football with another 10-20 thousand who don't even go inside. People just stay in the parking lot and tailgate.

People hook power inverters to their cars and power bigass TVs right outside and sit there from 9am to 6-7PM with literally 200 beers for a group of friends. You see people walking around with giant trashbags just collecting cans to recycle later.

I doubt anyone is counting. Its just....a football day in the south.

Take Your Lumps
07-24-2014, 09:27 AM
I really need to quit this shit.:facepalm

http://s27.postimg.org/7rl5266gz/Snapshot_20140723_1.jpg

Beer hover hand.

Cactus-Sack
07-24-2014, 11:31 AM
10 light beers, "drunk as hell".... what a pvssy

Cactus-Sack
07-24-2014, 11:36 AM
Just so the foreigners are aware, light beer in America means light in cals/carbs. Not alcohol...mainly for the Aussies that drink XXXX gold and make fun of Americans for drinking light beer when it actually has a higher alc content.

Brits are a bunch of drunks as well...not some culture to brag about really.

Bud light is bad though....only appropriate for tailgating really. Even then I can probably get a better quality "quantity" beer than bud light.

I remember thinking there was a difference between miller/coors/bud lights and arguing GOBB about it.

Only qlders drink XXXX, and that's only because og state pride. Everywhere else drinks real beer. Most people I know drink either Tooheys new, Carlton dry, Cooper Sparkling ale etc.

Please don't try and talk about other countries misconceptions about your own, and then spew similar misconceptions based on 6months living in the gayest, most effeminate place...

Ball So Harden
07-24-2014, 12:32 PM
I think I am going to drink it ALL and go flirt with the girls in class.

http://s2.postimg.org/wjcvyll55/Snapshot_20140723_2.jpg

So you are sitting around drinking a 12 pack of Bud Light by yourself and taking selfies? What a sad life you are living.

D-FENS
07-24-2014, 01:38 PM
nice nails, good hygiene :cheers:

Nice compliment :cheers:

Balla_Status
07-24-2014, 04:31 PM
Only qlders drink XXXX, and that's only because og state pride. Everywhere else drinks real beer. Most people I know drink either Tooheys new, Carlton dry, Cooper Sparkling ale etc.

Please don't try and talk about other countries misconceptions about your own, and then spew similar misconceptions based on 6months living in the gayest, most effeminate place...

Those may be real beers but they're shit. Not like it's some massively high alcohol content. 4.6%

Can't even drink on the beach in Australia. Lame.

ArbitraryWater
07-24-2014, 04:46 PM
HALA MADRID :applause:

qrich
07-24-2014, 04:58 PM
If your gonna drink piss water, at least get decent tasting piss water

http://fs.christonium.com/images/11941223339266_P101001a1.jpg

ballup
07-24-2014, 05:03 PM
Oh Bud Light. We got a badass here.

MrC1991
07-24-2014, 05:28 PM
Bud Light might be the worst shit ever.

Overdrive
07-24-2014, 10:45 PM
Just so the foreigners are aware, light beer in America means light in cals/carbs. Not alcohol...mainly for the Aussies that drink XXXX gold and make fun of Americans for drinking light beer when it actually has a higher alc content.

Brits are a bunch of drunks as well...not some culture to brag about really.

Bud light is bad though....only appropriate for tailgating really. Even then I can probably get a better quality "quantity" beer than bud light.

I remember thinking there was a difference between miller/coors/bud lights and arguing GOBB about it.

I know - and I guess the others, too - that it's 5-6% beer. But it still tastes like water. For me 10 beers usually means 10 of these:

http://www.shopping-list.at/product_pic/90076343.png

Just looked it up. Ordinary Bud Light got 4.2%, only the special one got 6%.

Cactus-Sack
07-25-2014, 01:23 AM
Those may be real beers but they're shit. Not like it's some massively high alcohol content. 4.6%

Can't even drink on the beach in Australia. Lame.

Coopers is 5.6% dummy. VB 4.9%. I have a beer at the beach nearly every day.

You been here like 6months, stop acting like an expert on everything, you're clearly not.

DonD13
07-25-2014, 02:06 AM
funny how the only country drinking low carb beer is also the most obese

AirTupac
07-25-2014, 02:33 AM
OP is such an alpha. He drinks beers and bangs bitches in his class :banana:

Balla_Status
07-25-2014, 06:53 AM
Coopers is 5.6% dummy. VB 4.9%. I have a beer at the beach nearly every day.

You been here like 6months, stop acting like an expert on everything, you're clearly not.

Toohey is 4.6%. Cooper is good. But VB? :lol You drink that shit while you drive your shitty looking el-camino rip off Holden? Bogan ass mofo.

I don't act like I'm an expert on anything. And I've been here over a year. Stop acting like you're an expert on my life mate!!!!!

Drinking in public places on the beach is illegal in QLD. I havent seen any beach bars in Gold Coast, Sunshine coast, etc, like there are in beaches in other parts of the world. I remember the first time I went to the gold coast with my friends. Brought a six pack of beer in a cooler expecting to bring to the beach...nope.

I was on bronte beach in sydney for xmas (raining...it sucked) and we were drinking on the beach park and got "told" by the police we weren't allowed to be drinking. They basically let it slide since it's christmas but still...obviously if it wasn't xmas they wouldn't be having it. After all, the australian government loves giving out ridiculous fines and the money it brings them.

Cant even drink on Bondi either.

http://nimg.sulekha.com/others/original700/australia-christmas-2009-12-25-1-40-30.jpg


(I love you aussies btw. Australia is a great country.) But still...I can drink on a Texas beach which is a massively more conservative state than any part of Australia. Granted, the beaches are shit so drinking is the only way to deal with them but you get my point.

Horde of Temujin
07-25-2014, 07:37 AM
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