ISH Dad Club

[D-FENS]

Who's a dad here?
Let's talk about re-packing car trunks so create more space after they have already been packed.
Let's talk about bad puns.
Let's talk about socks with sandals.

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[BlkMambaGOAT]

Would Dwight Howard's ISH account qualify for this?

[D-FENS]

Would Dwight Howard's ISH account qualify for this?

I think so. He's a 12 time platinum member. Same with Shawn Kemp.

[~primetime~]

<--- dad aka "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDYYY"


let's talk about never being able to use my tablet because "GIMMEEE!!!, GAMES!!!! GAMES!!!! MIIINE!!!"

not sure what I'm going to do when fantasy football comes around, might have to buy another Android tablet just for him, and he is 1 :/

[D-FENS]

<--- dad aka "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDYYY"


let's talk about never being able to use my tablet because "GIMMEEE!!!, GAMES!!!! GAMES!!!! MIIINE!!!"

not sure what I'm going to do when fantasy football comes around, might have to buy another Android tablet just for him, and he is 1 :/

Oh, damn. That sucks.

Mine is 2 weeks old, and just poops on me at the moment. This morning it was right before I left for work, yellow diarrhea all over a white shirt. I guess that teaches me to put on diapers loosely.

BTW, I'm Ced

[D-FENS]

I have a dad if that counts.

Nah, you're out/oot*


*In case I'm dealing with a Canadian

[~primetime~]

congrats Ced :cheers:

[D-FENS]

congrats Ced :cheers:

Thanks bro, it's an amazing club to be in. Congrats to you as well. Your first?

1. Latino Lovers Club
2. Dad Club
3. Dragon Club
4. H&O 80's Club

[~primetime~]

Thanks bro, it's an amazing club to be in. Congrats to you as well. Your first?

1. Latino Lovers Club
2. Dad Club
3. Dragon Club
4. H&O 80's Club
yep it is my first...want to give him a sibling at some point (hopefully a brother), we are pretty worn out from him though, we're not in any rush.

It's starting to get a little easier though, can't wait to not have to deal with diapers.

[gts]

Oh, damn. That sucks.

Mine is 2 weeks old, and just poops on me at the moment. This morning it was right before I left for work, yellow diarrhea all over a white shirt. I guess that teaches me to put on diapers loosely.

BTW, I'm Ced


first off congrats...

When my oldest was a few months old I scooped her up out of the crib, held up above my head, said "good morning bug" and she promptly spit up in my face, direct hit...lol

[sweggeh]

All you are doing by starting this thread is giving Jameer a number of addresses to find and houses to break into.

[hateraid]

Congrats CED!!:cheers:
Boy or girl?
Is baby momma on mat?

[Draz]

Congrats. Name him after me.

[hateraid]

<--- dad aka "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDYYY"


let's talk about never being able to use my tablet because "GIMMEEE!!!, GAMES!!!! GAMES!!!! MIIINE!!!"

not sure what I'm going to do when fantasy football comes around, might have to buy another Android tablet just for him, and he is 1 :/

Get a Wii U. The tablet works the same as a regular tablet, plus it connect directly to TV for you to monitor, not to mention the bluray and other capabilities.
Also kids LOOOVVVEE Mario games. Instant babysitter

[~primetime~]

Get a Wii U. The tablet works the same as a regular tablet, plus it connect directly to TV for you to monitor, not to mention the bluray and other capabilities.
Also kids LOOOVVVEE Mario games. Instant babysitter
thanks for the advice :cheers:

[D-FENS]

Congrats CED!!:cheers:
Boy or girl?
Is baby momma on mat?

Boy - named him William after my granddad.
Interesting fact, my granddad trained Rick Martel years ago.

Yeah, wife is on mat leave for 14 months! Before having a baby I would have said that she's lucky, after seeing how exhausting a new born can be, I think it's deserved.

[D-FENS]

yep it is my first...want to give him a sibling at some point (hopefully a brother), we are pretty worn out from him though, we're not in any rush.

It's starting to get a little easier though, can't wait to not have to deal with diapers.

Oh man, the diapers! I hope you have two, then you can make them compete against each other at driveway basketball. Hopefully the older one beats up on the younger one and turns him into someone with MJ's drive :)

I'm hoping my guy is going to be a 7 footer. We want a pro player to retire on, haha. He's already in 99th percentile for height...

[nightprowler10]

Congrats man! We must've both become dads around the same date. My boy turns 3 weeks old on Sunday. I was doing 90% of the diapers since my wife had the c-section, until recently when I apparently gave him a yeast infection from cleaning around the pee-pee too much with the sanitary wipes.

We've had loose diaper accidents but nothing crazy so far. Last night was bad after he kept peeing and puking on me every few minutes.

How big is he to be in the 99th percentile? Mine came out 7 lbs 2 oz and 20". Even if he doesn't get too tall he definitely has long football fingers.

[LOLCATS]

This thread is making me want to have children ASAP :cry:

[Cactus-Sack]

Yesterday I kicked the shit out of Jameer's dad, does that mean I'm his father now?

[D-FENS]

Congrats man! We must've both become dads around the same date. My boy turns 3 weeks old on Sunday. I was doing 90% of the diapers since my wife had the c-section, until recently when I apparently gave him a yeast infection from cleaning around the pee-pee too much with the sanitary wipes.

We've had loose diaper accidents but nothing crazy so far. Last night was bad after he kept peeing and puking on me every few minutes.

How big is he to be in the 99th percentile? Mine came out 7 lbs 2 oz and 20". Even if he doesn't get too tall he definitely has long football fingers.

Awesome! Congrats man, mine is 3 weeks on Saturday! Pretty close.

Good advice on those wipes, I have been cleaning his wang with them, too. I'll lay off it.

He was 8 lb 12 oz, and almost 23 inches at birth. I was 8lb 2 oz, and 21.5 inches at birth and now 6'4" 220lbs - so hopefully he keeps growing to dwarf me.

[D-FENS]

Yesterday I kicked the shit out of Jameer's dad, does that mean I'm his father now?

An unequivocal yes!

[#number6ix#]

Had my first in January before he was born I could never envision myself with a kid now I can't envision my without him

Congrats bro

[glidedrxlr22]

Dad here. 2 boys. One will soon be 4 and the other will soon be 1. Like someone mentioned before it's tough to have any tablets or phones around them. They pounce on them. :facepalm

[Meticode]

Father of a 5 year old girl. I can't wait for the boys to start coming around. I can have phone and tablets around her, she even puts them back after using them.

[~primetime~]

Oh man, the diapers! I hope you have two, then you can make them compete against each other at driveway basketball. Hopefully the older one beats up on the younger one and turns him into someone with MJ's drive :)

I'm hoping my guy is going to be a 7 footer. We want a pro player to retire on, haha. He's already in 99th percentile for height...
My son was also in the 99th percentile, but I don't think he is any more, he is probably more like 90th percentile now. It's starting to even out.

He is tall though, I am estimating he will be around 6'4".

[Jasi]

Father of 2 here.
Son is 2 and a half years old, daughter 1 month old.

[~primetime~]

Congrats Jasi :cheers:

[D-FENS]

Had my first in January before he was born I could never envision myself with a kid now I can't envision my without him

Congrats bro

Congrats to you as well. I feel the same way. As soon as he was born I was bonded.

[Jasi]

Congrats Jasi :cheers:

Thanks :cheers:

Congrats to all the new dads here.
Yeah the bond and the joy cannot be explained until one actually experiences it.

[D-FENS]

Father of 2 here.
Son is 2 and a half years old, daughter 1 month old.

Nice work! Congrats man

[DukeDelonte13]

:cheers:

Not a dad yet but I will be God willing come March.

How long before the doctor tells you boy or girl?

[Cactus-Sack]

:cheers:

Not a dad yet but I will be God willing come March.

How long before the doctor tells you boy or girl?

Depends on whether or not your wife comes clean about the constant trains she gets run on her.

[qrich]

Getting my soon to be 2 year old (4 days) her own tablet for her birthday.

Two year olds having their own tablet.

What is this world coming too?


Get a Wii U. The tablet works the same as a regular tablet, plus it connect directly to TV for you to monitor, not to mention the bluray and other capabilities.
Also kids LOOOVVVEE Mario games. Instant babysitter

Dis man is tells the truth.


Oh, damn. That sucks.

Mine is 2 weeks old, and just poops on me at the moment. This morning it was right before I left for work, yellow diarrhea all over a white shirt. I guess that teaches me to put on diapers loosely.

BTW, I'm Ced

Never been poop'd on, but during a road trip to Cali, my girl was changing our kid in the car at a rest stop, when a geyser of poop went all over her dress.

Been thrown up on over two dozen times though, and got peed on once when she got scared at a family members house...through a diaper we just put on.

Crappy Parent's Choice shit :facepalm


:cheers:

Not a dad yet but I will be God willing come March.

How long before the doctor tells you boy or girl?

5 month mark iirc

[Cactus-Sack]

Getting my soon to be 2 year old (4 days) her own tablet for her birthday.


You're an awful parent.

[D-FENS]

You're an awful parent.

Stop being a dick. Once you have kids you'll realise commenting on someone else's parenting is moronic (unless the parent is sadistic)

MY workmate told me a funny poo story.
His wife was at CostCo with their baby, and holding him in a front carrier. she realised that her shirt was wet, and looked down. She had diarrhea all over her shirt, skirt, and a trail of it all along the floor behind her.

[qrich]

You're an awful parent.

Yes, getting a child a Leapfrog Tab full of games to help them get a head start on reading makes someone awful.

And, you know, the parents of little Alexis Martin are awful as well.

But hey, a troll's job is to comment on stuff he has no knowledge about, and you have succeeded :applause: