Im scared about cheating a drug test.. is it bad karma?

[unbreakable]

After job searching all summer, Im finally about to get hired part-time by this little office that wants me to take phone calls and redirect them to the appropriate place for 11$ an hour..

but they wanna drug test me first :wtf:

I smoke weed once or twice a week... but I got a friend whos gonna lend me a cup of his clean piss and im gonna use that..

yall think its bad karma? this isnt a dangerous job or anything lol.. its just literally answering phone calls. im just scared ya know. :(

[Nanners]

karma doesnt exist, and even if it did, the answer would still be no.

[unbreakable]

karma doesnt exist, and even if it did, the answer would still be no.

so you think I should cheat?

[Myth]

If you smoke weed while on a job search, you are a dumbass.

[Overdrive]

Yes, even if you believe in Karma it's more about energy. You don't hurt anybody aside from maybe another guy who applied, but with the money and self esteem the job grants you you might help someone and better his life, even if it's just your own it will radiate into your social enviroment.


Aside from that: Why the **** do they want a drugtest for such a job? Is it legal over there?

[Rocketswin2013]

so you think I should cheat?
You want the job don't you? And who exactly are you hurting in this to produce "Karma"?

[unbreakable]

If you smoke weed while on a job search, you are a dumbass.

once or twice a week? :confusedshrug:

id say the law itself is dumb as shlt.. not the user

[Nanners]

so you think I should cheat?
yes

[unbreakable]

yes

thanks bro :cheers:

[BigBoss]

It's bad karma in the sense, that you'll continue to smoke weed and it'll keep you from doing what you need to do, maybe not this time, but some other time. That's karma, it's more philosophical and metaphysical, then an actual entity that bites you in the azz.

[NumberSix]

Don't do drugs you degenerate.

[Godzuki]

lol theres a big chain company that always delivers to me and when i talk to the manager or drivers when they need people, they say 90% of the people who apply fail the drug tests :lol

[Myth]

once or twice a week? :confusedshrug:

id say the law itself is dumb as shlt.. not the user

The law is dumb, and there is no problem smoking it. But why risk being jobless? Take a break, get a job, then go back to smoking if you must.

[BlkMambaGOAT]

Caller: Hello I seem to have a problem with my modem, my intenet's not working properly

YOU: YO HAWKING IS DAT YOU, TRY THIS SHIT MANE IT'S LOADED AS FFVVVVVVVVCCCCCKK

Avoid this kind of situation at all costs^


I personally think the drug-test itself is stupid, but don't try to sneak a bong or two during work, it will probably blow up in your face eventually.

[Godzuki]

Caller: Hello I seem to have a problem with my modem, my intenet's not working properly

YOU: YO HAWKING IS DAT YOU, TRY THIS SHIT MANE IT'S LOADED AS FFVVVVVVVVCCCCCKK

Avoid this kind of situation at all costs^


I personally think the drug-test itself is stupid, but don't try to sneak a bong or two during work, it will probably blow up in your face eventually.


people smoke all over the place now with vapes, since people vape tobacco too....and if they are using oils its impossible to tell the difference unless they chemical test it.

and OP you really need to use a masking agent, like one of those detox things beforre the drug test. i definitely wouldn't bring in someone elses urine lol...altho they probably have stuff to catch masking stuff now too i guess. either way most legit jobs require drug tests so you're kind of screwed.

[IamRAMBO24]

1. You're an idiot.

2. You're an idiot for trying to get a job that drug test and then smoking the drug they tend to test the most.

3. You're an idiot for smoking in the process of getting a job.

4. You're an idiot for smoking pot once or twice a week knowing you will probably get the job within a week or 2 weeks of applying.

5. You're an idiot for trying to cheat a test with someone else's urine when most testing centers also test for the temp of the piss.

6. What kind of man are you for holding another man's piss, which came from his dick, so you're getting germs of another man's dick all over your pants and hands, and knowing your idiot self, you will not wash your hands and end up transfering that dick germ in your mouth when you eat.

[Draz]

How long does weed stay in the system?

[DukeDelonte13]

it's very foolish and brazen of you to smoke while trying to find a job.

A lot of piss tests check temperature. You cant bring in room temp piss and expect to pass the test.

[MrC1991]

I cheated drug tests on probation, at work, etc. go for it.