Just got a BJ from a fat girl

[IamRAMBO24]

I took a girl home the other night. She was very insecure and was surpise a handsome buck like me would give her attention. She pushed me on the bed, propped her 2 saggy t*ts to the side letting it rest on my thighs, and then proceeded to tug on my d*ck with both hands like she was pulling a turnip from the ground. She spit on my d*ck and got it all nice and gooey. She bit the tip of the head and then started sucking on it like an industrial strength vaccuum cleaner. She looked me in the eye and said, "Do you like this big boy?" "Of course I do. Give me more" "Oh ya?" "Ya!" "Now suck my balls!" Right before she was about to suck my balls, she gave me this look you would normally see a kid make right before he's about to get his wisdom teeth pulled, but she was a trooper and she did it anyway. When she finished, she rubbed my juice into a shiny sheen all over my stomach. She licked her hands and signal for me to come to her and make out. We made out hard with R Kelly's You Remind Me Of My Jeep playing in the background. It was the most romantic time of my life.

[D-FENS]

Neg rep, in 3...2...1...

[IamRAMBO24]

Neg rep, in 3...2...1...

Why? That's a beautiful story. Like poetry.

[sweggeh]

I banged this really fat, like mountain looking hoe that I met at a bus stop outside an housing estate. It was crazy, wasnt very good but yolo, right?

[Lebowsky]

I took a girl home the other night. She was very insecure and was surpise a handsome buck like me would give her attention. She pushed me on the bed, propped her 2 saggy t*ts to the side letting it rest on my thighs, and then proceeded to tug on my d*ck with both hands like she was pulling a turnip from the ground. She spit on my d*ck and got it all nice and gooey. She bit the tip of the head and then started sucking on it like an industrial strength vaccuum cleaner. She looked me in the eye and said, "Do you like this big boy?" "Of course I do. Give me more" "Oh ya?" "Ya!" "Now suck my balls!" Right before she was about to suck my balls, she gave me this look you would normally see a kid make right before he's about to get his wisdom teeth pulled, but she was a trooper and she did it anyway. When she finished, she rubbed my juice into a shiny sheen all over my stomach. She licked her hands and signal for me to come to her and make out. We made out hard with R Kelly's You Remind Me Of My Jeep playing in the background. It was the most romantic time of my life.
Not gonna lie, I lol'd.

[Shade8780]

Shakespeare-esque.

[Lonely_Sandberg]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m52m0g0UPl1qh9nffo1_500.gif

[Kungfro]

http://imageshack.com/a/img674/7576/95Y8TW.jpg

[Akrazotile]

http://imageshack.com/a/img674/7576/95Y8TW.jpg


:roll:

[BasedTom]

nobody cares about your incestual relationships, OP

[niko]

Not first time OP tells us about fat girls. Are you a chubby chaser? Because the fatter they are the easier they are to catch. Get tired easily.

[knickballer]

OP is my favorite poster :applause:

[LOLCATS]

A fat girl is still a girl and if given a chance could possibly be your soul mate. Well done good sir.

[Akrazotile]

A fat girl is still a girl and if given a chance could possibly be your soul mate. Well done good sir.


:whatever:


What the fukc is your problem bro??

[LOLCATS]

:whatever:


What the fukc is your problem bro??

Leave me alone.

[Akrazotile]

Leave me alone.


Im gonna ****ing smack you in the face if you dont cut the bullshit out, and im fukcing serious.

[LOLCATS]

Im gonna ****ing smack you in the face if you dont cut the bullshit out, and im fukcing serious.

What? Are you insane?

[Akrazotile]

What? Are you insane?


Oh my god dude, i ****ing swear to god.

I swear to ****ING GOD BRO



Im loggin off right now and calm down before I seriously kick the FUKCING SHIT OUT OF YOU. **** dude. You are seriously a fakkit piece of shit. Just shut the **** up and stay away from me bro. Seriously.

[imnew09]

I took a girl home the other night. She was very insecure and was surpise a handsome buck like me would give her attention. She pushed me on the bed, propped her 2 saggy t*ts to the side letting it rest on my thighs, and then proceeded to tug on my d*ck with both hands like she was pulling a turnip from the ground. She spit on my d*ck and got it all nice and gooey. She bit the tip of the head and then started sucking on it like an industrial strength vaccuum cleaner. She looked me in the eye and said, "Do you like this big boy?" "Of course I do. Give me more" "Oh ya?" "Ya!" "Now suck my balls!" Right before she was about to suck my balls, she gave me this look you would normally see a kid make right before he's about to get his wisdom teeth pulled, but she was a trooper and she did it anyway. When she finished, she rubbed my juice into a shiny sheen all over my stomach. She licked her hands and signal for me to come to her and make out. We made out hard with R Kelly's You Remind Me Of My Jeep playing in the background. It was the most romantic time of my life.


Still a better love story that twilight :bowdown:

[IamRAMBO24]

Chill out boys and focus on this:

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/075/f/c/sexy_fat_girl_by_killer260-d4syo1v.jpg

[LOLCATS]

Oh my god dude, i ****ing swear to god.

I swear to ****ING GOD BRO



Im loggin off right now and calm down before I seriously kick the FUKCING SHIT OUT OF YOU. **** dude. You are seriously a fakkit piece of shit. Just shut the **** up and stay away from me bro. Seriously.

Whatever. You need help.

[Akrazotile]

Chill out boys and focus on this:

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/075/f/c/sexy_fat_girl_by_killer260-d4syo1v.jpg


Cute panties. Which I happen to be a sucker for.

[Akrazotile]

Whatever. You need help.


You shut the **** up right now bro, dont you even ****in think about starting this shit with me right now. Step the **** off. NOW.

[sweggeh]

Akrazotile, your handling this all wrong. If you want him to back down, just put on a blonde wig and sweet talk him.

[D-FENS]

Akrazotile, your handling this all wrong. If you want him to back down, just put on a blonde wig and sweet talk him.

Clearly a case of one poster talking to his alt.

[sweggeh]

Clearly a case of one poster talking to his alt.

That would be disturbing on so many levels.

[niko]

I thought a fat girl was my soulmate once. But then i got a sobered up a bit.

[sweggeh]

FYI I was kidding in my earlier post. I would never talk to, let alone sleep with a fat woman. That isnt a good look for me.

[Akrazotile]

FYI I was kidding in my earlier post. I would never talk to, let alone sleep with a fat woman. That isnt a good look for me.


I think we should go into business together. PM me please.

[sweggeh]

I think we should go into business together. PM me please.

Oh yeah? Why YOU pm ME!!

[Akrazotile]

Oh yeah? Why YOU pm ME!!


Im sorry, but our office is currently closed for the weekend. Our normal business hours are Monday-Friday, from 10:00 am to 6:00 pm. Please try your PM again during regularly scheduled business hours. Thank you.

[sweggeh]

Im sorry, but our office is currently closed for the weekend. Our normal business hours are Monday-Friday, from 10:00 am to 6:00 pm. Please try your PM again during regularly scheduled business hours. Thank you.

ffs :facepalm

[hateraid]

Will archive OP. Fap material