Meeting my girlfriends parents for the first time

[Rodmantheman]

I'm a little nervous been dating her for a few months now. Do I tell her parents all about me or just same parts about me. Any of you guys experienced this situation any tips and advice would be nice.

[ZeN]

You should take a few shots of liquor beforehand to calm the nerves.

[hateraid]

What's the setting? Her house? A function? Out for dinner?

[Draz]

If you aren't serious about her don't give them the wrong picture.

[Rodmantheman]

What's the setting? Her house? A function? Out for dinner?

Her House.

[Rodmantheman]

You should take a few shots of liquor beforehand to calm the nerves.

Just a few don't won't to be to drunk:lol

[D-Rose]

Don't brag about yourself too much. Make sure to use "please" "thank you" "ma'am" and "sir"

[navy]

Set the scene for us.

Also how long/serious are you two?

[hateraid]

Her House.

I'd start out polite. Shake hands. Let them initiate the conversation.
Find a distraction. If she has a brother try and enguage him. Find a hoop outside and shoot around. That will give your girl time to ask the parentals what they think.
Don't offer to do things. It'll make you look like a try hard. Just dress nice, and look sharp. Parents really go off first impressions

[KNOW1EDGE]

If your not f*cking her parents then it doesn't matter

Just show up. Eat. And bounce

[Rodmantheman]

Set the scene for us.

Also how long/serious are you two?

Been with her for about three months I say we are in a deep committed relationship. I told her after I meet her parents she could meet mine.

[sweggeh]

Dont be a bitch. Be respectful but dont let them intimidate you. If they see you are a respectful guy with her best interests at heart but also know you are a guy who can stand up for himself and handle stressful situations without backing down, they will respect you as a potential husband of their daughter.

[Rodmantheman]

I'd start out polite. Shake hands. Let them initiate the conversation.
Find a distraction. If she has a brother try and enguage him. Find a hoop outside and shoot around. That will give your girl time to ask the parentals what they think.
Don't offer to do things. It'll make you look like a try hard. Just dress nice, and look sharp. Parents really go off first impressions

Thanks for the advice I meet her brother before and he is a chill dude.

[KNOW1EDGE]

If you are asking ISH for advice you have already failed.

Be your f*cking self

[sweggeh]

Also, make sure her mother is attracted to you. If she thinks you are hot then she will naturally lean towards liking you, she is a woman after all. You have to dominate her dad in terms of being the alpha male. Dont let them act like they are interviewing you for a job. Make him respect your presence.

[Rodmantheman]

If you are asking ISH for advice you have already failed.

Be your f*cking self

There some Posters who went through these situations and I want to know how the handled it no need to be so edgy.

[Draz]

Great idea. Make sure to tell them you just want her ***** and nothing else.
You must be extremely one dimensional to not be able to pull off a serious relationship versus one that is short term.

Just be yourself and don't mention too much of the future. I've had fck buddies introduce me to their parents and you can't make it seem like you're going to be there forever.

[TheMan]

Must be pretty hard for dads in this situation. Dads are like, "so this is the punk that wants blow jobs from my daughter" :oldlol:

I'm glad I only have two boys.

[nathanjizzle]

Thanks for the advice I meet her brother before and he is a chill dude.

you met her brother? use him as a wing man.

[red1]

just be respectful. that's the only thing to be aware of, no need to overthink it

[masonanddixon]

Mention the fact that you destroy her cooch with your massive pissworm

[qrich]

Make sure to let them know that ISH=#1!!!

[Draz]

Make sure to let them know that ISH=#1!!!
:roll:

[Rodmantheman]

Make sure to let them know that ISH=#1!!!

:oldlol:

[Meticode]

If you want to impress them be respectful and ask them questions. Her parents got hobbies and shit or her dad likes sports? Talk them about that.

[SpecialQue]

Excuse yourself to the bathroom and sprinkle some pubes on their toothbrushes.

[KendrickPerkins]

Tell them how badly you got slayed by Batz on ISH.

jk bro i love u

[GimmeThat]

by the way you phrased the question, it doesn't seem like you're the one that requested this meeting.


so just be as forgettable as possible.

[Smoke117]

Just be polite and try to not to say too much. No father is every going to like the guy screwing his daughter, so you can't win or lose with the father. Just be respectful and sincere when you do actually open your mouth and (or at least give the illusion you are sincere...)

[magic chiongson]

are you a male nurse?

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Just be polite and try to not to say too much. No father is every going to like the guy screwing his daughter, so you can't win or lose with the father. Just be respectful and sincere when you do actually open your mouth and (or at least give the illusion you are sincere...)

Not true.

[bballnoob1192]

just say exactly who you are as a person. It's the 2014 if this meeting the parents shit is still a problem then your relationship aint gonna work. I mean if you are some PoS then GL, but you won't be able to hide your true self. It'll slip somehow, and you might not even realize. That situation would be much worse.

[christian1923]

Yeah I got some advice don't do it.

[BlkMambaGOAT]

You should talk about NBA all-time rankings.

[GimmeThat]

Not true.


who prepared you for this moment when they told you it was gonna be a girl?

[Godzuki]

when i did it i was nervous but you have to get it out of the way. thats how i saw it. it was only the mom tho. just be a cheesy gentleman. i think thats all they expect. leave the swag at the door.

[GimmeThat]

You must be extremely one dimensional to not be able to pull off a serious relationship versus one that is short term.

Just be yourself and don't mention too much of the future. I've had fck buddies introduce me to their parents and you can't make it seem like you're going to be there forever.

you know, I've pretty much diagnoised myself with the need for sexual therapy. I don't know if it's genetic or not, but meeting the therapists parents must be pretty odd I agree.

[GimmeThat]

when i did it i was nervous but you have to get it out of the way. thats how i saw it. it was only the mom tho. just be a cheesy gentleman. i think thats all they expect. leave the swag at the door.


I feel like this is one of those moments when you order soup and keep things to yourself you know.