Godzuki
07-26-2014, 06:47 PM
1) Naked and Afraid - greatest survival show and concept ever. No fakeness or very little. You see them being attacked by insects, next morning you see their legs and skin with bumps, bites, etc. all over, sometimes real swollen bodies too. Just incredibly raw shit where you're like how the fukk can they tolerate that? You see them freezing at night when they can't make fire...at times they can't make fire at all and are sleeping freezing for multiples of nights straight and you're just thinking WTF :biggums: ... and they look like shit so you know its real. Unlike the other survival shows you see all types of people who think they are good out in the wilderness and some are such poosies and their home job is training wilderness training :facepalm i get so mad when they get scared of going after a cayman or some game they see because they're scared...kills me. especially when you see other survivalists killing them easy with a makeshift spear. just completely unacceptable if you're a dude but i swear some of these dudes they get are the biggest poosies, bigger than the girls. Also love the morale factor between stranger partners because its so huge in terms of them making it or not. when they can't do anything, they really start to crack and start taking it out on each other :lol recent episodes have been getting a lot hotter girls and you can see full ass on this show but its not a big deal to me altho a few recent girls i've been like DAAAMNNN :bowdown:
2) Dual Survival - Let me first say Cody Lundine fukkking annoys me SO MUCH. He's such a pansy survivalist that always plays MOM to hs partner, and it just kills me how he tries to dictate whats dangerous and not, especially when both of them are supposed to be very top level survivalists. All of his partners on this show were special forces guys...and he's normally a plant eating vegan poosy i think...if he isn't then he sure acts like one. this MF'er has the nerve to tell them whats dangerous and not, then gets bitter at them for coming back with a killed alligator or snake or something. Cody is the biggest bitch survivalist that is famous ever. Hate this fgt. and he has so many fans its so annoying. This stupid ass even tried to go barefoot in the mountain snow survival shows despite his partner being like "dude you can't do that.." but he's stubborn as fukk, and was a liability, and he's always preaching to be smart..such a hypocrite :facepalm Real glad Discovery fired his ass. i don't know exactly why but i was real happy about it since he was getting more annoying each episode.
Now its this special forces Joe guy who is sort of annoying too but not as much as Cody. At least he's a carnivore with a big dikk about doing stuff. definitely alpha type of guy whree as Cody was true Beta....and this new partner of his that took Cody's place is ridiculous!! this guy is so good at everything and he's so even tempered, its almost like he's too good for the show. he knows everything...shelter building, animal calls of all types, knows animal noises, starting fire, skinning/harvesting, etc. etc. this new guy is sick. basically the only fault you can find with him is he's way too nice....its almost annoying nice at times like you want him to be a dikk every so often or be difficult at some point in time but he is like the ultimate gentleman even in the wilderness :lol the new guy is so good at what he does it makes everything they do a cakewalk where they're surviving in luxury. you have to see the hammocks and shelters he builds, or knows how to make wilderness cocktails and shit. Everyone struggles but this new guy makes them all look like scrubs...i just don't think its good for the show because they have so much less difficult times surviving with him there where it looks too ez.
3) Survivorman - i used to like Les, especially since he was the first i watched but i've come to realize he's the biggest phony out of them all by far. i'd always wonder how they'd get these shots of him walking from far away, while he'd be talking like he's the only one out there and how he had to keep his camera's clean to record everything. But now its so obvious with this bitch doing searching for Big Foot shows and he did some other living with aboriginee's show which i didn't even bother watching. He's gone downhilll so much, and he's the biggest fake survivalist there is.
4) Man vs Woman - this show was real annoying. the girl was annoying and the guy was true beta...like subservient to his wife. he was special forces too and this was his big claim to fame, but it just annoyed me how he always bowed to her so much on everythign, and she'd be bitchy sometimes too. only thing i liked about this is the girl wasn't really a survivalist so you could kind of get a normal person reaction of what gross stuff they'd eat would taste like. Glad this is off the air tho.
Anyways Naked and Afraid is the shit, probably my favorite show on regular TV programming. Catch recent seasons because they got some real hot girls on there now, and even brought back the beast survivalists from previous episodes and put them together where they dominate some situations. Real funny one with some black/mixed girl with a real nice ass/body teamed up with some married white guy. She's a HUGE bitch...and this dude is such a pansy. It made me laff a lot, i forget what episode it is but its a new season one.
2) Dual Survival - Let me first say Cody Lundine fukkking annoys me SO MUCH. He's such a pansy survivalist that always plays MOM to hs partner, and it just kills me how he tries to dictate whats dangerous and not, especially when both of them are supposed to be very top level survivalists. All of his partners on this show were special forces guys...and he's normally a plant eating vegan poosy i think...if he isn't then he sure acts like one. this MF'er has the nerve to tell them whats dangerous and not, then gets bitter at them for coming back with a killed alligator or snake or something. Cody is the biggest bitch survivalist that is famous ever. Hate this fgt. and he has so many fans its so annoying. This stupid ass even tried to go barefoot in the mountain snow survival shows despite his partner being like "dude you can't do that.." but he's stubborn as fukk, and was a liability, and he's always preaching to be smart..such a hypocrite :facepalm Real glad Discovery fired his ass. i don't know exactly why but i was real happy about it since he was getting more annoying each episode.
Now its this special forces Joe guy who is sort of annoying too but not as much as Cody. At least he's a carnivore with a big dikk about doing stuff. definitely alpha type of guy whree as Cody was true Beta....and this new partner of his that took Cody's place is ridiculous!! this guy is so good at everything and he's so even tempered, its almost like he's too good for the show. he knows everything...shelter building, animal calls of all types, knows animal noises, starting fire, skinning/harvesting, etc. etc. this new guy is sick. basically the only fault you can find with him is he's way too nice....its almost annoying nice at times like you want him to be a dikk every so often or be difficult at some point in time but he is like the ultimate gentleman even in the wilderness :lol the new guy is so good at what he does it makes everything they do a cakewalk where they're surviving in luxury. you have to see the hammocks and shelters he builds, or knows how to make wilderness cocktails and shit. Everyone struggles but this new guy makes them all look like scrubs...i just don't think its good for the show because they have so much less difficult times surviving with him there where it looks too ez.
3) Survivorman - i used to like Les, especially since he was the first i watched but i've come to realize he's the biggest phony out of them all by far. i'd always wonder how they'd get these shots of him walking from far away, while he'd be talking like he's the only one out there and how he had to keep his camera's clean to record everything. But now its so obvious with this bitch doing searching for Big Foot shows and he did some other living with aboriginee's show which i didn't even bother watching. He's gone downhilll so much, and he's the biggest fake survivalist there is.
4) Man vs Woman - this show was real annoying. the girl was annoying and the guy was true beta...like subservient to his wife. he was special forces too and this was his big claim to fame, but it just annoyed me how he always bowed to her so much on everythign, and she'd be bitchy sometimes too. only thing i liked about this is the girl wasn't really a survivalist so you could kind of get a normal person reaction of what gross stuff they'd eat would taste like. Glad this is off the air tho.
Anyways Naked and Afraid is the shit, probably my favorite show on regular TV programming. Catch recent seasons because they got some real hot girls on there now, and even brought back the beast survivalists from previous episodes and put them together where they dominate some situations. Real funny one with some black/mixed girl with a real nice ass/body teamed up with some married white guy. She's a HUGE bitch...and this dude is such a pansy. It made me laff a lot, i forget what episode it is but its a new season one.