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Im so nba'd out
08-01-2014, 09:33 PM
:banghead:

Magic731
08-01-2014, 10:00 PM
Damn.

b1imtf
08-01-2014, 10:08 PM
Please, do.

stalkerforlife
08-01-2014, 11:36 PM
OP is a legend.

Do your thing, but always remember us. Please don't leave us forever.

Milbuck
08-01-2014, 11:38 PM
Try harder.

Josh
08-01-2014, 11:53 PM
I quit once quit ISH. It was a gorgeous sunny day. I had almost fully and lukewarmishly faked and tricked the entire board into thinking I had HIV/AIDS and when I was exposed I was IP banned. I ran to the library (even though some people still refuse to believe I actually ran, SMH) and logged back on to see the mayhem I had caused and the applause I would receive only to discover almost everyone hated me. Some even placed curses and hexes on me - told me I should die and burn in the eternal lake of fire. At first I was pissed but then it transformed into self pity. I then ripped off my t-shirt said "SHIT SHIT SHIT!" out loud to myself did fifty sit-ups and deleted my account. Then two days later I created a new one and told everyone the real truth about who I was and they still hated me, so I did another fifty sit-ups slit my wrist and sang "LIKE WHOA!" a couple hundred times. It was epic. Lukewarmishly, epic.

Akrazotile
08-02-2014, 01:37 AM
I actually ran, SMH) and logged back on to see the mayhem I had caused and the applause I would receive only to discover almost everyone hated me.


:roll:

Funniest shit i ever read on here

Im so nba'd out
08-02-2014, 01:42 AM
I quit once quit ISH. It was a gorgeous sunny day. I had almost fully and lukewarmishly faked and tricked the entire board into thinking I had HIV/AIDS and when I was exposed I was IP banned. I ran to the library (even though some people still refuse to believe I actually ran, SMH) and logged back on to see the mayhem I had caused and the applause I would receive only to discover almost everyone hated me. Some even placed curses and hexes on me - told me I should die and burn in the eternal lake of fire. At first I was pissed but then it transformed into self pity. I then ripped off my t-shirt said "SHIT SHIT SHIT!" out loud to myself did fifty sit-ups and deleted my account. Then two days later I created a new one and told everyone the real truth about who I was and they still hated me, so I did another fifty sit-ups slit my wrist and sang "LIKE WHOA!" a couple hundred times. It was epic. Lukewarmishly, epic.
:lol :applause: