View Full Version : is hulk hogan athletic enough by modern evolution standards?
King Jane
08-03-2014, 10:59 PM
I dont think so i think modern athletes have evolved too much. not sure if in his prime hed be able to do any of the moves modern athlete wrestlers do and his fysique looks kinda fat and poorly condidtioned compare ta modern times
http://www.tnanews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/hlkvnrsk.jpg
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No abs whatsoever :facepalm
seen bigger bouncers :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm
vs
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hogan wouldnt be shit today could not wrestle against todays athletes
SupermanOnSteroids
08-03-2014, 11:04 PM
he's definitely older and fits in that older 'fit' class, but if even still if he was still here today with his blond flowing locks and his hot dog skin doing that whole hulkamania thing that when phags hit him they would just bounce off of him and he would just continue rising up from the lying position he was in and then proceed to whoop their asses. if he were to do that in front of me, i would totally tell my girlfriend to go ahead and leave me and bang him instead and then win her back and eat her out just so i could get a taste of the hulkamaiac's dick in my mouth. real serious.
oh the horror
08-03-2014, 11:12 PM
OP do you understand what evolution is and how it works?
They haven't "evolved" today. There were men in Hogans era that looked like Batista too dude. And there are guys now built like Hogan.
Lol at you acting like dudes now are pulling off some crazy evolved shit.
You're an idiot dude.
BigBoss
08-03-2014, 11:14 PM
Hogan wasn't even athletic during his era
NZStreetBaller
08-03-2014, 11:18 PM
Its WWE athleticism doesnt mean shit. Its all about draw and star power.
Nanners
08-03-2014, 11:20 PM
excellent thread 10/10
long live king jane
King Jane
08-03-2014, 11:25 PM
http://youtu.be/LhKlD5ewHyQ?t=2m47s
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:
oarabbus
08-03-2014, 11:27 PM
OP do you understand what evolution is and how it works?
They haven't "evolved" today. There were men in Hogans era that looked like Batista too dude. And there are guys now built like Hogan.
Lol at you acting like dudes now are pulling off some crazy evolved shit.
You're an idiot dude.
Keep gaining XP and you will level up, keep leveling up and you evolve. Is this not common knowledge? :biggums:
D-FENS
08-03-2014, 11:41 PM
Nobody has anything on Rick Rude.
He should have been champ at some stage. Loved that cage match with Warrior
http://media.giphy.com/media/Mr4Ox6BPKfNwQ/giphy.gif
rezznor
08-03-2014, 11:57 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1838787/warrior-blowing-off-hogan-o.gif
kentatm
08-04-2014, 12:23 AM
http://wrestlingmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/tumblr_inline_n439ag0jck1qznfri.gif
bdreason
08-04-2014, 12:45 AM
Being ripped doesn't mean you're stronger. Go watch a Strong Man competition sometime.
Cactus-Sack
08-04-2014, 12:49 AM
Nobody has anything on Rick Rude.
He should have been champ at some stage. Loved that cage match with Warrior
http://media.giphy.com/media/Mr4Ox6BPKfNwQ/giphy.gif
Amen. Steal your girl, break her heart.
http://37.media.tumblr.com/a50e6c71d73e6a5263e9dccbaae09033/tumblr_n2cg8kA3Xf1rwk9lyo1_400.gif
Simply Ravishing.
The_Yearning
08-04-2014, 01:15 AM
Hulk Hogan has always been on that 4ever bulk.
Dude was never lean or athletic... ever.
tomtucker
08-04-2014, 03:15 AM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1838787/warrior-blowing-off-hogan-o.gif
:oldlol:
JohnnySic
08-04-2014, 08:25 AM
This is the guy:
http://www.wrestlingmuseum.com/images/photos/goldberg-bill06.jpg
Cactus-Sack
08-04-2014, 09:07 AM
Goldberg got his ass kicked by Jericho.. NEXT!
JohnnySic
08-04-2014, 09:13 AM
Goldberg got his ass kicked by Jericho.. NEXT!
Pfft. Hear-say bs. You think Jericho could beat Goldberg in a straight-up fight? :lol
NumberSix
08-04-2014, 10:05 AM
Pfft. Hear-say bs. You think Jericho could beat Goldberg in a straight-up fight? :lol
Uhhh, yeah. Actually I do. Jericho is actually trained. Goldberg is just a guy that looked right with no training.
JohnnySic
08-04-2014, 10:16 AM
Uhhh, yeah. Actually I do. Jericho is actually trained. Goldberg is just a guy that looked right with no training.
Jericho was a better pro wrestler, if that's what you mean. Goldberg was a former pro football player, a powerlifter and knows some mixed martial arts. Eh, I'll take Goldberg.
oarabbus
08-04-2014, 04:43 PM
Uhhh, yeah. Actually I do. Jericho is actually trained. Goldberg is just a guy that looked right with no training.
Pfft. Hear-say bs. You think Jericho could beat Goldberg in a straight-up fight? :lol
Goldberg during his streak was pretty dangerous to wrestle with since he was very green and could injure his opponents easily. That was one of reasons most of his matches were squashes. Oh, and isn't he the person who ended Bret Hart wrestling career?
:oldlol:
I bet Batman could kick Spiderman's ass.
Cactus-Sack
08-04-2014, 07:13 PM
Goldberg during his streak was pretty dangerous to wrestle with since he was very green and could injure his opponents easily. That was one of reasons most of his matches were squashes. Oh, and isn't he the person who ended Bret Hart wrestling career?
Yep, was a pro for like four years and still didn't know how to work a kick.
Cactus-Sack
08-04-2014, 07:14 PM
Pfft. Hear-say bs. You think Jericho could beat Goldberg in a straight-up fight? :lol
Not hearsay. There were witnesses. Goldberg attacked Jericho, Jericho put him in the guillotine.
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