Bran Sauce to his lady friend (Cleveland)

[Ass Dan]

1-writes her a love letter to get her, expressing his unconditional love.

2-gets back in there and feels the love and adulation.

3-reminds her that if she steps out of line,he might walk, he HAS options.

4-asks her to dye her hair.

5-asks her to get a boob job.

6-asks her to get butt implants.

7-asks her to get a nose job.

8-tells her to buy her own Lee Press On Nails.

future:

-threatens to walk every June.
-ruins her future so he could have a bit of fun.
-runs to LA when he realizes she was just a dog with fake tits, take hair, fake boobs, fake nails and a fake butt. Sadly the building blocks were in place to be a hot athletic chick, but he didn't want to wait for her to put the time in at the gym, he rushed it and got grossed out.

That's Bran Sauce for ya!

[Big#50]

My first post in this forum.
Wut u on?

[coin24]

And pauk obliged?

[MastaKilla]

My first post in this forum.

Huh what

[Fawker]

Nah

[Big#50]

Huh what
Never posted here before. Wut was the op saying?

[Fallen Angel]

Nah

Replying to your own thread, eh? Pitiful.

[Fawker]

didn't make this thread sherlock

[SupermanOnSteroids]

dude, looking like a real life Ken doll, i'm able to do this every day to all of my boyfriends. lipo, botox, lip injections, boob jobs for the trannys, butt implants for all, anything i want, I'm able to tell them all to get it and dem bishes do. not my money. if they want their asses explored by the greatest, they need to keep up with the greatest's demands. now sometimes after they get the work done and if i don't like the end result, i tell them i'm going straight and fulfilling my parent's dream of providing them with grand kids and cut off all ties. some of them play nice and play along but most just call me not a true thundercat.

[strifed169]

Never posted here before. Wut was the op saying?

How do you have 4k post and not a post in the NBAforum?

[sportjames23]

And pauk obliged?

Ouch. :oldlol: