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Fudge
08-04-2014, 08:09 PM
Some girl texted me this a few minutes ago. What does it mean? I didn't reply back yet.

Bandito
08-04-2014, 08:12 PM
You make her heart stop.

You have her on grasp you player you ;)

Timmy D for MVP
08-04-2014, 08:13 PM
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=what+is+premature+ventricular+contractions

TheReal Kendall
08-04-2014, 08:16 PM
Google much

Fudge
08-04-2014, 08:16 PM
You make her heart stop.

You have her on grasp you player you ;)
Damn. :biggums:

Bich is ugly though. Not wifey material.

What should I even say?

Timmy D for MVP
08-04-2014, 08:17 PM
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=How+to+say+no+to+a+girl

SupermanOnSteroids
08-04-2014, 08:18 PM
call 911 and send the ambulance to her house. she'll get the hint that you're a moron that needs that statement clarified.

Bandito
08-04-2014, 08:20 PM
Damn. :biggums:

Bich is ugly though. Not wifey material.

What should I even say?
Try to 'befriend' her. Don't know exactly what to say since I don't know her. What I would do if I was you is say she does the same to you, and then hit it and quit it.

But if you don't want to be an a-hole just play it stupid and continue to talk to her normally.

Raymone
08-04-2014, 08:27 PM
What should I even say?

"You give me low-flow priapism. The only treatment is for you to come over here and relax my corporeal smooth muscles via manual massage."

oarabbus
08-04-2014, 09:36 PM
Damn. :biggums:

Bich is ugly though. Not wifey material.

What should I even say?


Tell her you have a defibrillator... but the funny thing about the defibrillator it's located on your c0ck.

SupermanOnSteroids
08-04-2014, 10:14 PM
"its funny because your premature ventricular contractions gives me premature orgasms."

KyrieTheFuture
08-04-2014, 11:15 PM
I bet that's not the only premature function in your relationship

BlkMambaGOAT
08-04-2014, 11:35 PM
Damn. :biggums:

Bich is ugly though. Not wifey material.

What should I even say?
You give me facial contractions, the bad kind. G'day m'am.