If NBA players were sentenced to a max prison.

[BigBoss]

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1. Who would cry on the first night?
2. Who would go gay?
3. Who would get into the most fights?
4. Who would escape?
5. Who would survive a life sentence?

Edit: You can't use the same player twice.

[stalkerforlife]

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1. Who would cry on the first night?
2. Who would go gay?
3. Who would get into the most fights?
4. Who would escape?
5. Who would survive a life sentence?

1. Lebron
2. Lebron
3. Kobe
4. Lebron (He leaves like no other)
5. Kobe

[Genaro]

Don't know if all time or current players so I will go with current.
Bran, Gasol
Bosh, Collins
Artest
Kobe
Don't know.

[played0ut]

1. Who would cry on the first night?
2. Who would go gay?
3. Who would get into the most fights?
4. Who would escape?
5. Who would survive a life sentence?

Edit: You can't use the same player twice.


1. Kyrie Irving
2. heh
3. Kobe
4. Bird
5. MJ/Bird/Kobe/Magic






5. Who would survive a life sentence?

Edit: You can't use the same player twice.

5. MJ/Magic/Dr. J









































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[Lebronxrings]

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1. Who would cry on the first night?
2. Who would go gay?
3. Who would get into the most fights?
4. Who would escape?
5. Who would survive a life sentence?

Edit: You can't use the same player twice.
1. Dubeta
2. Kobe
3. Lebron
4. Gasol
5. Bill Rusell

[navy]

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1. Who would cry on the first night?
2. Who would go gay?
3. Who would get into the most fights?
4. Who would escape?
5. Who would survive a life sentence?

Edit: You can't use the same player twice.

1. Durant. No Momma around.
2. Parsons. Ive seen the way he looks at Lin.
3. Zbo. Wouldnt give a fvck.
4. Lebron. Always on the move.
5. Garnett. Timberwolves. Nough said.

[Lebronxrings]

1. Lebron
2. Lebron
3. Kobe
4. Lebron (He leaves like no other)
5. Kobe

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[Dragic4Life]

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:roll:

[STATUTORY]

http://far-left.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/kobepunched.gif
the way kobe took that bunch to the thorax :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: , that punch would killed most NBA players and a good number of mountain lions too

[stalkerforlife]

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Sucker punching someone with the world watching, knowing it will be immediately broken up, is embarrassing. All for show. No balls.

[zoom17]

1. Durant. No Momma around.
2. Parsons. Ive seen the way he looks at Lin.
3. Zbo. Wouldnt give a fvck.
4. Lebron. Always on the move.
5. Garnett. Timberwolves. Nough said.

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[KOBE143]

1. LeBron (he's a pu$$y)
2. LeBron (he's a ***0t)
3. Kobe (he'll become gawd in prison)
4. Kobe (he's smart, he'll find a way to escape)
5. Kobe (he's tough as rock)

[navy]

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:biggums:

[Real14]

1. Durant
2. Lebron
:roll:

[UK2K]

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1. Who would cry on the first night?
2. Who would go gay?
3. Who would get into the most fights?
4. Who would escape?
5. Who would survive a life sentence?

Edit: You can't use the same player twice.

1) J.J. Reddick
2) Bosh is too easy. Im gonna go with Westbrook (his weird ass outfits)
3) Big Cuz for sure
4) JR Smith would get his homies to pull off some crazy escape attempt
5) Durant. Nobody is ever mean to him.

[zoom17]

the way kobe took that bunch to the thorax :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: , that punch would killed most NBA players and a good number of mountain lions too

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[Beastmode88]

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1. Who would cry on the first night?
2. Who would go gay?
3. Who would get into the most fights?
4. Who would escape?
5. Who would survive a life sentence?

Edit: You can't use the same player twice.

1. Lebron James
2. Christina Bosh
3. Ben Wallace
4. Chris Paul - Flop his way out with some kind of heart condition or some sh!t.
5. Karl Malone

[imnew09]

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Kobe could easily go down as the greatest boxer of all time with the goat chin

[Real14]

1. Lebronna James
2. Christina Bosh
3. Benita Wallace
4. Chrisette Paul - Flop his way out with some kind of heart condition or some sh!t.
5. Karla Malone
FIXED.

[played0ut]

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heh i'm beginning to think Parsons is at least bi ferreal.

[dubeta]

who would try and sexually assault the most??

[Akrazotile]

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1. Who would cry on the first night? Gasol
2. Who would go gay? Glen Davis
3. Who would get into the most fights? KG but only with the small, white inmates
4. Who would escape? Tony Parker
5. Who would survive a life sentence? David Lee

Edit: You can't use the same player twice.

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[flipogb]

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1. Who would cry on the first night?
2. Who would go gay?
3. Who would get into the most fights?
4. Who would escape?
5. Who would survive a life sentence?

Edit: You can't use the same player twice.

1. Lin - wasted his education and won't be starting PG in prison
2. Bosh - just a hunch
3. Metta - hes crazy
4. LeBron - to find a better situation of course
5. Duncan - cockroach of the NBA

[Milbuck]

1. Who would cry on the first night? James Harden and it's not close.

2. Who would go gay? Evan Fournier.

3. Who would get into the most fights? Metta World Peace.

4. Who would escape? Chris Paul.

5. Who would survive a life sentence? Nikola Pekovic.

[BuffaloBill]

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1. Who would cry on the first night?
2. Who would go gay?
3. Who would get into the most fights?
4. Who would escape?
5. Who would survive a life sentence?

Edit: You can't use the same player twice.



1. Lebron/Durant
2. Paul George/Dwight Howard
3. Jimmy Butler
4. Kobe
5. Tim Duncan

[Dragic4Life]

1. Who would cry on the first night? Kobe Bryant
2. Who would go gay? Kevin Durant
3. Who would get into the most fights? Kevin Garnett
4. Who would escape? Chris Paul
5. Who would survive a life sentence? MJ (Because there's gambling)

[clipps]

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Kobes girly swing doe.

[Richesly]

Sucker punching someone with the world watching, knowing it will be immediately broken up, is embarrassing. All for show. No balls.

How is that a sucker punch? You better ready for fists to start swingin when you squaring each other up like that.

A sucker punch is when, let's say you're walking past someone and you just randomly jaw them while they aren't looking.

[#number6ix#]

Durant
Bosh
Steven Adams or Rondo
Bron
You can't survive a life sentence

[iznogood]

1. Who would cry on the first night? Glenn Davis
2. Who would go gay? Glenn Davis
3. Who would get into the most fights? Paul Pierce
4. Who would escape? J.R. Smith
5. Who would survive a life sentence? Shane Battier

[Big#50]

Kobe could easily go down as the greatest boxer of all time with the goat chin
That right by Kobe. LOL

[inclinerator]

1. Damien Wilkins
2.Rodney Carney
3.Steve Novak
4. josh powell
5. Alonzo Gee

[Jailblazers7]

1. Who would cry on the first night? KG
2. Who would go gay? Parsons
3. Who would get into the most fights? Boogie or Noah
4. Who would escape? Chris Paul
5. Who would survive a life sentence? Lebron