View Full Version : So this girl was over at my place
SupermanOnSteroids
08-07-2014, 03:33 AM
and it was all cool at first. we were talking and flirting and chilling and kicking it. so we were sitting on my couch watching the tv. i was looking at her, she was looking at me. we were both looking at each other. it went on for a while. kind of a sequence of unwritten signals to each other. then we both watched just tv and didn't look at each other and communicated with each other through the "unknown" medium. I thought she was totally ready to get plowed by me. I don't know what she thought, but I thought she was totally ready to get plowed by me. So we both sat on the couch for a while. Communicating without talking to each other you know. So I got my laptop and started posting on ISH. And then I kept posting on ISH. And then I kept reading some posts on ISH. And then posted on ISH some more. In the meantime the girl got mad and left. Pfft. Makes no difference to me. I made a couple of good posts on ISH in the meantime so that's almost just as good as getting laid right?
Fudge
08-07-2014, 03:35 AM
Lol
and it was all cool at first. we were talking and flirting and chilling and kicking it. so we were sitting on my couch watching the tv. i was looking at her, she was looking at me. we were both looking at each other. it went on for a while. kind of a sequence of unwritten signals to each other. then we both watched just tv and didn't look at each other and communicated with each other through the "unknown" medium. I thought she was totally ready to get plowed by me. I don't know what she thought, but I thought she was totally ready to get plowed by me. So we both sat on the couch for a while. Communicating without talking to each other you know. So I got my laptop and started posting on ISH. And then I kept posting on ISH. And then I kept reading some posts on ISH. And then posted on ISH some more. In the meantime the girl got mad and left. Pfft. Makes no difference to me. I made a couple of good posts on ISH in the meantime so that's almost just as good as getting laid right?
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SupermanOnSteroids
08-07-2014, 03:51 AM
dude that was an effect to make you realize the importance of a moment. just think about it, if i came over to your house and face ****ed you, and left you traumatized, how many times would you type "there was a dick in my mouth," "there was a dick in my mouth," "there was a dick in my mouth," if you wanted to tell ISH about it? just think.
dude that was an effect to make you realize the importance of a moment. just think about it, if i came over to your house and face ****ed you, and left you traumatized, how many times would you type "there was a dick in my mouth," "there was a dick in my mouth," "there was a dick in my mouth," if you wanted to tell ISH about it? just think.
It seems redundant. It seems redundant.
SupermanOnSteroids
08-07-2014, 03:58 AM
It seems redundant. It seems redundant.
dude you're about to make me come over and I bet you're gonna type the whole thing out at least 5 times over and over again and then curl into a ball next to the dishwasher and keep saying the same thing over and over again until someone takes you to a therapist.
(yeah, if you're keen on noticing echos, there was another echo in my post)
dude you're about to make me come over and I bet you're gonna type the whole thing out at least 5 times over and over again and then curl into a ball and keep saying the same thing over and over again until someone takes you to a therapist.
(yeah, if you're keen on noticing echos, there was another echo in my post)
You missed my white text :D
imnew09
08-07-2014, 04:01 AM
you gotta pull it out man
SupermanOnSteroids
08-07-2014, 04:01 AM
You missed my white text :D
you missed my soft hearted sarcasm of the whole post.
nah i'm kidding, i'm totally about to come over bish.
SupermanOnSteroids
08-07-2014, 04:03 AM
you gotta pull it out man
right now its in my hand, and the hand don't need no pulling out. so what are you saying?
fiddy
08-07-2014, 04:04 AM
and it was all cool at first. we were talking and flirting and chilling and kicking it. so we were sitting on my couch watching the tv. i was looking at her, she was looking at me. we were both looking at each other. it went on for a while. kind of a sequence of unwritten signals to each other. then we both watched just tv and didn't look at each other and communicated with each other through the "unknown" medium. I thought she was totally ready to get plowed by me. I don't know what she thought, but I thought she was totally ready to get plowed by me. So we both sat on the couch for a while. Communicating without talking to each other you know. So I got my laptop and started posting on ISH. And then I kept posting on ISH. And then I kept reading some posts on ISH. And then posted on ISH some more. In the meantime the girl got mad and left. Pfft. Makes no difference to me. I made a couple of good posts on ISH in the meantime so that's almost just as good as getting laid right?
give me back my 30 seconds
SupermanOnSteroids
08-07-2014, 04:04 AM
give me back my 30 seconds
given. enjoy.
jstern
02-21-2024, 12:17 AM
This reminded me of the time that one girl invited RRR3 over for some drinks, and she ruined the night by letting out a loud fart in the hallway. That was the dealbreaker.
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